Sickipedia

[L_I_S]

yea i had a feeling it was that, but more wanted the sick as in awesome.
so much pedo stuff, that shit isnt funny at all.

i like these ones

My wife said, "When you're watching porn, do you think of me?"

I said, "When you're eating a cake, do you think of dogshit?"

It's been so long since I last had sex that now when I wank I fantasize about other times I've had a wank.

hmmm

Me and the wife decided to have a threesome with my best friend last night.

It was some of the best sex we've ever had.

And I know he enjoyed it; his tail hasn't stopped wagging!

[Onas]

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."


A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."

To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."


How does every Black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!




There are very good jokes here, but some are really beyond the verge of good manners, so I won't post them.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: