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Max Dudka - at Ukraine's got talent
« on: Mar 05, 2011, 11:23: AM »
Украина имеет талант 3 (Харьков) Футбольный фристайл

that's regional qualifications, i assume he is saving the best for the final
facial expression at 2:15 - priceless


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Re: Max Dudka - at Ukraine's got talent
« Reply #1 on: Mar 05, 2011, 11:56: AM »
great LP!! loved it, very stylish fser!

and ur right, that facial expression at 2:15 motivated me to go watch porn.. and thats not even a joke holy shit that woman is unbeliavable

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Re: Max Dudka - at Ukraine's got talent
« Reply #2 on: Mar 05, 2011, 11:57: AM »
do you know Nikki Benz is of Ukrainian origin too?
Ukrainian chicks are so hot

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Re: Max Dudka - at Ukraine's got talent
« Reply #3 on: Mar 05, 2011, 01:08: PM »
Great performance for a holding back LP. Good luck.

Ukrainian chicks are so hot
But the way they talk is such a turn off. Why is it that all Russians and Ukrainians seem to say the same things..all I hear is "broush pleesh niec zaras dice katara". Don't you guys have any more words!
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Re: Max Dudka - at Ukraine's got talent
« Reply #4 on: Mar 05, 2011, 01:17: PM »
hahahah wtf Lis - what you wrote makes no sense  :grin:
yeah they do talk hot lol, funny thing - 2 judges talk Russian, one talks Ukrainian

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Re: Max Dudka - at Ukraine's got talent
« Reply #5 on: Mar 05, 2011, 01:23: PM »
if somebody is wondering what the fuck they are saying - i have translated it - so the video gets more views because Max is an amazing freestyler and person


i loved that chick's tits who does shoulderstall - i liked her overall
the judge has a hilarious and hot voice btw - the first thing she says - "hello - introduce yourself" - but she says it as if he a five year old - i loled

ok so after the performance - the blonde chick says
"Igor likes it because he is a football fan" (Igor's the judges name apparently for some reason he speaks Ukrainian, the other two Judges speak Russian - i hardly understand Ukrainian)

the male judge says in Ukrainian sth: "that's super, blablah - you need 10 more team mates - and a goal to score - that's what i like"
totally irrelevant shit - also says something about Euro 2012 in Ukraine and Poland - what the fuck?

Max says: "hm thanx" (i like how he replies in russian lol to the ukrainian mambo jambo shit of the judge)

the blonde chick says: "we have just witnessed a guy doing a great job, however the performance part suffers - there is no plot, no artistic skills revealed"

to what Max says: "yea right bitch, what about you wear a black nun's rob next time, so you look less hot and i don't get a boner on the stage which is quite embarrassing to me, but freestyle football took me way more time, than it will take for me to put up a good show, since "artistic" skills require less time and work. however i am working a lot on a show and the artistic part of it, i have some ideas"

the other judge says: "i think you'll succeed at making a better show"

Max: "yea i have ideas on what it's gonna be like"

the first male judge interrupts him and says: "less talking more action" - shit like that in Ukrainian"
douchebag

as for the other kid who appears in the video with a monta ball - that's Davo, a local freestyler - his sits are quite good and he is one of the first fsers in Ukraine. he came just to support Max

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Re: Max Dudka - at Ukraine's got talent
« Reply #6 on: Mar 05, 2011, 06:13: PM »
and ur right, that facial expression at 2:15 motivated me to go watch porn
That made me laugh so much then my mum asked me why i was laughing so much which was akward. i guess you had to be there....

But the way they talk is such a turn off. Why is it that all Russians and Ukrainians seem to say the same things..all I hear is "broush pleesh niec zaras dice katara". Don't you guys have any more words!

Language noob

Ukrainian chicks are so hot

I want to go to Ukraine!
to what Max says: "yea right bitch, what about you wear a black nun's rob next time, so you look less hot and i don't get a boner on the stage which is quite embarrassing to me[/s], but freestyle football took me way more time,
made me lol so much!

Im suprised Russian and Ukrainian are so different though