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Title: Three word story
Post by: TW89 on Jan 26, 2009, 08:35: AM
In an (possible failed) attempt to revive teh board, I thought I'd start the three word story game.

Jus reply wit 3 words following on from last post to make a story...
It has to make sense to understand/read but can be really weird/funny.
E.g. This is wrong:
and then he
table window chair


Ah fuck it, if you dont know how to play, don't.

To start us off:


So there was...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: SvenF on Jan 26, 2009, 08:42: AM
So there was a great freestyler called...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Andy on Jan 26, 2009, 08:55: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jan 26, 2009, 09:13: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate

(yeah I know that was 4 words, but 'a' and 'an' shouldn't count
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Jan 26, 2009, 10:39: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jatt on Jan 26, 2009, 10:41: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: serbianfreestyle on Jan 26, 2009, 11:00: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jonathonhehu on Jan 26, 2009, 11:21: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Chunkchenko on Jan 26, 2009, 11:32: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: moby on Jan 26, 2009, 11:36: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 26, 2009, 11:50: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ^_^ on Jan 26, 2009, 12:26: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TJ Hooker on Jan 26, 2009, 12:38: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cigar omar on Jan 26, 2009, 01:04: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about   
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: AznMagic on Jan 26, 2009, 02:25: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Jan 26, 2009, 04:10: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: AznMagic on Jan 26, 2009, 04:25: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass named mikael ivanov
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Jan 26, 2009, 04:41: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 26, 2009, 04:58: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' son...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: moby on Jan 26, 2009, 05:03: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: AznMagic on Jan 26, 2009, 05:23: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 26, 2009, 05:29: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Jan 26, 2009, 05:34: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Jan 26, 2009, 06:08: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Jan 26, 2009, 08:14: PM

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TW89 on Jan 26, 2009, 08:41: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek "the best ever", so he thought.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Jan 26, 2009, 09:01: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 26, 2009, 09:58: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 26, 2009, 10:04: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Jan 26, 2009, 11:49: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 26, 2009, 11:54: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Jan 27, 2009, 01:59: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Jan 27, 2009, 02:11: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: teff on Jan 27, 2009, 02:21: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TW89 on Jan 27, 2009, 02:53: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Andy on Jan 27, 2009, 03:02: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Jan 27, 2009, 03:33: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jak on Jan 27, 2009, 03:43: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Blazej on Jan 27, 2009, 03:45: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Jan 27, 2009, 03:47: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jonathonhehu on Jan 27, 2009, 03:47: AM

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest hottest and sexyest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TW89 on Jan 27, 2009, 04:02: AM
Both posted at the same time.... so imma stick with mikaels       But dont keep bringin porn into it ffs

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Jan 27, 2009, 04:09: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Blazej on Jan 27, 2009, 04:39: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: SvenF on Jan 27, 2009, 06:00: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TW89 on Jan 27, 2009, 06:29: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the Tupac 'stans' live
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Jan 27, 2009, 07:46: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the Tupac 'stans' live . the best thing about this freestyler was
 
 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: serbianfreestyle on Jan 27, 2009, 07:55: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the Tupac 'stans' live . the best thing about this freestyler was
 wrong
 

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Andy on Jan 27, 2009, 08:49: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Normando on Jan 27, 2009, 09:00: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TW89 on Jan 27, 2009, 09:16: AM
Cheecky cunts, jus ignore my post...

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the Tupac 'stans' live
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Chunkchenko on Jan 27, 2009, 09:25: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jan 27, 2009, 09:28: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Jan 27, 2009, 10:47: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: moby on Jan 27, 2009, 11:20: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by picgs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Javi on Jan 27, 2009, 11:25: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by picgs, and smuggled by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cigar omar on Jan 27, 2009, 11:27: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by picgs, and smuggled by International ring of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 27, 2009, 11:29: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by picgs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look


wow, this story could ba a best seller :rolleyes:
this is such a fucked up story, lets c were it leads

edit: error
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cigar omar on Jan 27, 2009, 11:31: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by picgs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jan 27, 2009, 11:34: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by picgs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lover
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cigar omar on Jan 27, 2009, 11:44: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by picgs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 27, 2009, 11:50: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by picgs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cigar omar on Jan 27, 2009, 11:56: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by picgs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 27, 2009, 01:03: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Jan 27, 2009, 02:12: PM

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 27, 2009, 03:06: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Jan 27, 2009, 04:57: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: KellerFS on Jan 27, 2009, 05:01: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 27, 2009, 07:54: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 27, 2009, 08:10: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didnt satisfy olis


EDIT: y do we keep using oli in this?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 27, 2009, 09:53: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother


EDIT: So the story can have more credibility
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 27, 2009, 10:05: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Jan 27, 2009, 11:06: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Blazej on Jan 28, 2009, 12:42: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TW89 on Jan 28, 2009, 12:56: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 28, 2009, 01:32: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Jan 28, 2009, 09:27: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Javi on Jan 28, 2009, 10:11: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 28, 2009, 11:52: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and sputnik
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Jan 28, 2009, 02:39: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 28, 2009, 02:48: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Alex17 on Jan 28, 2009, 03:35: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 28, 2009, 03:52: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: KellerFS on Jan 28, 2009, 04:00: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Jan 28, 2009, 09:51: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 28, 2009, 09:59: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Jan 28, 2009, 10:30: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 28, 2009, 10:38: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 29, 2009, 12:27: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jonathonhehu on Jan 29, 2009, 01:01: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Jan 29, 2009, 03:58: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: manutd. on Jan 29, 2009, 04:04: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TW89 on Jan 29, 2009, 04:28: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Jan 29, 2009, 08:30: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TW89 on Jan 29, 2009, 08:34: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Jan 29, 2009, 08:36: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TW89 on Jan 29, 2009, 08:38: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef                                 

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 29, 2009, 01:32: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Jan 29, 2009, 06:00: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 29, 2009, 06:02: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Jan 29, 2009, 06:30: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: KellerFS on Jan 29, 2009, 06:42: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day Oli discovered his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Jan 29, 2009, 06:47: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day Oli discovered his

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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 29, 2009, 07:17: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day Oli discovered his strap-on was stolen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Jan 29, 2009, 08:54: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day Oli discovered his strap-on was stolen by titos penisless father who happend to be a transexual
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 30, 2009, 12:21: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day Oli discovered his strap-on was stolen by Oli penisless father who happend to be a transexual and often raped Oli!

THE END
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TW89 on Jan 30, 2009, 12:25: AM
KellerFS you fail at life, the thread had moved on loads from what you carried on from. You're banned lol

And oLi you fail too, and tito this aint the end son.


So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 30, 2009, 12:45: AM
tito this aint the end son.
hahahaha
you newbies crack me up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Jan 30, 2009, 12:47: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 30, 2009, 12:51: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Jan 30, 2009, 02:29: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrahomo!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jonathonhehu on Jan 30, 2009, 04:42: AM

So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrahomo! This was shocking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TJ Hooker on Jan 30, 2009, 05:10: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrahomo! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Jan 30, 2009, 06:01: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrahomo! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with titos dad
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TJ Hooker on Jan 30, 2009, 06:02: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrahomo! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with titos dad--making hehu's asshole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Jan 30, 2009, 06:04: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrahomo! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with titos dad--making hehu's asshole so torn it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Jan 30, 2009, 02:23: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with olis dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like olis!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TJ Hooker on Jan 30, 2009, 03:07: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with olis dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like olis ex-girlfriends after he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 30, 2009, 03:39: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with olis dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like olis ex-girlfriends after he paid someone to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: KellerFS on Jan 30, 2009, 03:53: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with olis dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like olis ex-girlfriends after he paid someone to satisfy her better
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Jan 30, 2009, 03:55: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with olis dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like olis ex-girlfriends after he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically

P.S. Dudes, this whole parents-bashing thing is so silly.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 30, 2009, 10:42: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with olis dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like olis ex-girlfriends after he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look

mikael: meh, wat can we do. anyway, its beter if its silly, atleast at the end we can have a laugh and shit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Jan 31, 2009, 07:38: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with titos dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jonathonhehu on Jan 31, 2009, 07:48: AM

So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with titos dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was


Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TW89 on Jan 31, 2009, 08:57: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with titos dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 31, 2009, 12:19: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with titos dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: 62zahiir on Jan 31, 2009, 12:38: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with titos dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jonathonhehu on Jan 31, 2009, 12:40: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jono on Jan 31, 2009, 12:51: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 31, 2009, 12:59: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jono on Jan 31, 2009, 01:19: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 31, 2009, 01:23: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum

no offence 2 any1, its just some made up shit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Jan 31, 2009, 07:06: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jono on Jan 31, 2009, 08:35: PM
I laughed so loud when i saw "olis mum". Out of all things didnt expect that lol.

So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 31, 2009, 08:57: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom for tito because
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Jan 31, 2009, 10:36: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom for tito because lis got banned
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Javi on Feb 01, 2009, 06:54: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom for tito because lis got banned by being a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Feb 01, 2009, 10:44: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom for tito because lis got banned by being an awesomely, amazing swimmer.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 01, 2009, 11:36: AM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom for tito because lis got banned by being an awesomely, amazing swimmer. But he never 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jono on Feb 01, 2009, 01:35: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom for tito because lis got banned by being an awesomely, amazing swimmer. But he never could run because

Its abit unfair how you banned LIS. Seriously oLi, cant you take a joke...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Feb 01, 2009, 01:57: PM
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom for tito because lis got banned by being an awesomely, amazing swimmer. But he never could run because his feet were

P.S. Did Lis actually get banned?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Feb 01, 2009, 02:17: PM
doesn't look like it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 01, 2009, 02:53: PM
Oh this one lost sense allready, was funny at the begining with those incoherent stuff, but it doesen't cause the same effecton me anymore... I think we should make another one... :dontknow:

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Feb 01, 2009, 03:16: PM
this thread was destined for great Until...






Well honestly we all know who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Feb 01, 2009, 04:50: PM
Okay, let's start another one:

"Someday, I'll do..."
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Feb 01, 2009, 06:46: PM
did we start again?

Someday, I'll do a dude with

i dont think im banned :dontknow:
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jono on Feb 01, 2009, 08:51: PM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 01, 2009, 09:38: PM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Feb 02, 2009, 04:34: AM


Its abit unfair how you banned LIS. Seriously oLi, cant you take a joke...
What a retard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TW89 on Feb 02, 2009, 04:50: AM


Its abit unfair how you banned LIS. Seriously oLi, cant you take a joke...
What a retard
Ill let you off seen as though you said it in three words lol



Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jono on Feb 02, 2009, 11:59: AM


Its abit unfair how you banned LIS. Seriously oLi, cant you take a joke...
What a retard

I meant if you banned LIS. But its kool, say what you want. A retard like me could do a better job moderating this forum than your dumb ass can.

Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Feb 02, 2009, 12:47: PM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Feb 02, 2009, 03:39: PM


Its abit unfair how you banned LIS. Seriously oLi, cant you take a joke...
What a retard
hahahahaha
speaking of retards  :lol:
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 02, 2009, 05:45: PM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a character from the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Feb 02, 2009, 06:51: PM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a character from the 70s show Happy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jono on Feb 02, 2009, 07:03: PM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a character from the 70s show Happy Days, because I
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: 62zahiir on Feb 02, 2009, 08:14: PM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a character from the 70s show Happy Days, because I don't give a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 02, 2009, 09:23: PM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a character from the 70s show Happy Days, because I don't give ablow job for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Feb 03, 2009, 12:28: AM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a character from the 70s show Happy Days, because I don't give a blow job for noobs like clarky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 03, 2009, 12:34: AM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a character from the 70s show Happy Days, because I don't give a blow job for noobs like clarky but i do


haha
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Feb 03, 2009, 01:15: AM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a character from the 70s show Happy Days, because I don't give a blow job for noobs like clarky but i do not do it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Feb 03, 2009, 01:19: AM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a character from the 70s show Happy Days, because I don't give a blow job for noobs like clarky but i do not do it without Oli's permission
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TheIrishFreestyler on Feb 03, 2009, 01:22: AM

Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a character from the 70s show Happy Days, because I don't give a blow job for noobs like clarky but i do not do it without Oli's permission because he is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Feb 03, 2009, 01:24: AM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a character from the 70s show Happy Days, because I don't give a blow job for noobs like clarky but i do not do it without Oli's permission because he is a moderator of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Feb 03, 2009, 01:40: AM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a character from the 70s show Happy Days, because I don't give a blow job for noobs like clarky but i do not do it without Oli's permission because he is a moderator of xxxxxxxxx and .xxxxxxxxx.

Get familliar with the forum rules.
http://www.beyondfootball.com/forum/index.php/topic,1911.0.html

Quote
Adult Content: Nude photography is strictly prohibited on the forums due to the young age of members. Any use of pornography will be punished by a yellow or red card.

Next time you will be banned.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 03, 2009, 01:43: AM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a character from the 70s show Happy Days, because I don't give a blow job for noobs like clarky but i do not do it without Oli's permission because he is a moderator of xxxxxxxxx and .xxxxxxxxx.

Get familliar with the forum rules.
http://www.beyondfootball.com/forum/index.php/topic,1911.0.html

Quote
Adult Content: Nude photography is strictly prohibited on the forums due to the young age of members. Any use of pornography will be punished by a yellow or red card.

Next time you will be banned.

oh sorry.... wont happend again! :bang:
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Feb 03, 2009, 01:44: AM
Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a character from the 70s show Happy Days, because I don't give a blow job for noobs like clarky but i do not do it without Oli's permission because he is a moderator of xxxxxxxxx and .xxxxxxxxx.

Get familliar with the forum rules.
http://www.beyondfootball.com/forum/index.php/topic,1911.0.html

Quote
Adult Content: Nude photography is strictly prohibited on the forums due to the young age of members. Any use of pornography will be punished by a yellow or red card.

Next time you will be banned.

oh sorry.... wont happend again! :bang:
It's ok! You should be glad I'm an aweful mod who doesn't follow rules himself or else I might've banned you  :cheers:
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 03, 2009, 01:54: AM

It's ok! You should be glad I'm an aweful mod who doesn't follow rules himself or else I might've banned you  :cheers:

hehehe  :cheers:
sometimes its good to have a corrupt mod  :thumbsup: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TheIrishFreestyler on Feb 03, 2009, 02:15: AM
Well done Lukas, ruined the whole thread.

Start new ?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 03, 2009, 02:28: AM
start new


"maybe one day "
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TheIrishFreestyler on Feb 03, 2009, 02:33: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 03, 2009, 02:41: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 03, 2009, 03:39: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 03, 2009, 03:42: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 03, 2009, 03:49: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TheIrishFreestyler on Feb 03, 2009, 03:50: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 03, 2009, 05:07: AM
:s


does that make sense
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Feb 03, 2009, 05:41: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would get sacked once

Someday, I'll do a dude with no penis and very big breasts. Sike. Someday I'll cut off my relationship with a character from the 70s show Happy Days, because I don't give a blow job for noobs like clarky but i do not do it without Oli's permission because he is a moderator of xxxxxxxxx and .xxxxxxxxx.

Get familliar with the forum rules.
http://www.beyondfootball.com/forum/index.php/topic,1911.0.html

Quote
Adult Content: Nude photography is strictly prohibited on the forums due to the young age of members. Any use of pornography will be punished by a yellow or red card.

Next time you will be banned.

oh sorry.... wont happend again! :bang:
It's ok! You should be glad I'm an aweful mod who doesn't follow rules himself or else I might've banned you  :cheers:
hahaha
pretty boy shaping up already
well i never knew it would kick into action this fast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jono on Feb 03, 2009, 10:37: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: serbianfreestyle on Feb 03, 2009, 10:51: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 03, 2009, 11:01: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Feb 03, 2009, 11:40: AM
wtf, this story sux!

Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye for a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jono on Feb 03, 2009, 12:04: PM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Feb 03, 2009, 12:09: PM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Feb 03, 2009, 02:40: PM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jono on Feb 03, 2009, 03:26: PM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Feb 03, 2009, 04:15: PM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TheIrishFreestyler on Feb 03, 2009, 11:01: PM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 04, 2009, 03:06: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TheIrishFreestyler on Feb 04, 2009, 04:05: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 04, 2009, 04:07: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 04, 2009, 04:11: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid but but unfortuanatly she
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TJ Hooker on Feb 04, 2009, 04:23: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 04, 2009, 04:24: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dickwhich has white
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: radoldinho on Feb 04, 2009, 05:41: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dickwhich has white hairs allover it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 04, 2009, 06:45: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it but these hairs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 04, 2009, 07:10: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it but these hairs have special powers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 04, 2009, 07:24: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it but these hairs have special powers these powers make
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Feb 04, 2009, 11:58: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Feb 04, 2009, 12:58: PM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nicky on Feb 04, 2009, 10:01: PM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 05, 2009, 01:56: AM

Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 05, 2009, 02:18: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. the stickyness of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 05, 2009, 04:09: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. the stickyness of a quick death
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 05, 2009, 04:17: AM
   Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. the stickyness of a quick death but dont try
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Jono on Feb 05, 2009, 11:00: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 08, 2009, 11:46: PM
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Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Feb 09, 2009, 12:00: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that FS 4 lif is a

his username counts as 1 word rite?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Feb 09, 2009, 12:23: AM
well my user name mean fs for life


so no dip shit


Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Feb 09, 2009, 12:27: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Feb 09, 2009, 07:51: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 09, 2009, 08:15: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Feb 09, 2009, 08:24: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: imagestyles on Feb 09, 2009, 08:34: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Feb 09, 2009, 11:55: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Feb 09, 2009, 12:24: PM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Feb 10, 2009, 04:40: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 10, 2009, 05:44: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: imagestyles on Feb 10, 2009, 08:10: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 10, 2009, 10:41: AM

Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Feb 10, 2009, 12:09: PM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country in cheating with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: imagestyles on Feb 10, 2009, 12:18: PM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country in cheating with a giant potato
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Mikael on Feb 12, 2009, 02:18: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country in cheating with a giant potato and WorldCup 1986.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Feb 12, 2009, 03:12: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country in cheating with a giant potato and WorldCup 1986.

Operation wankstation is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 12, 2009, 03:15: AM

Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country in cheating with a giant potato and WorldCup 1986.

Operation wankstation is a great succes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TheIrishFreestyler on Feb 12, 2009, 07:30: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country in cheating with a giant potato and WorldCup 1986.

Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: {++ } Lukas fs {++} on Feb 12, 2009, 08:10: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country in cheating with a giant potato and WorldCup 1986.

Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: imagestyles on Feb 12, 2009, 08:14: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country in cheating with a giant potato and WorldCup 1986.

Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Feb 12, 2009, 02:17: PM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country in cheating with a giant potato and WorldCup 1986.

Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ahmed on Feb 13, 2009, 03:32: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country in cheating with a giant potato and WorldCup 1986.

Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Feb 13, 2009, 03:41: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country in cheating with a giant potato and WorldCup 1986.

Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio with gayass faggot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: imagestyles on Feb 13, 2009, 08:37: AM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country in cheating with a giant potato and WorldCup 1986.

Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio with gayass faggot butt munching little
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Feb 13, 2009, 12:47: PM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country in cheating with a giant potato and WorldCup 1986.

Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio with gayass faggot butt munching little ant army incorporated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: imagestyles on Feb 14, 2009, 12:00: PM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country in cheating with a giant potato and WorldCup 1986.

Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio with gayass faggot butt munching little ant army incorporated. Many cats are
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Andy on Feb 14, 2009, 12:15: PM
Maybe one day a forum moderator will unfortunatly have to stop working as someone called Adi aka admin so oLi would be able to eat a hippo with a big eye, for a boy named George. George was the shit at making homemade, vibrating, large and soothing back-massagers that his mum somehow manages to use on her left eyelid, but but unfortuanatly she sucks fatttttty dick which has white hairs all over it, but these hairs have special powers these powers make a shaved armpit sticky as fuck and can be a lethal weapon. The stickyness of a quick death but dont try unsupervised at home. i think that Clark is a really n00bish faggot who enjoys doing shit at his table where he eats emo people, 14 year olds and those ugly, fat guys from the united states and from Argentina, the best country in cheating with a giant potato and WorldCup 1986.

Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio with gayass faggot butt munching little ant army incorporated. Many cats are dieing all over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: imagestyles on Feb 14, 2009, 03:14: PM
Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio with gayass faggot butt munching little ant army incorporated. Many cats are dying all over in Andy8016's house.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Feb 14, 2009, 04:54: PM
Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio with gayass faggot butt munching little ant army incorporated. Many cats are dying all over in Andy8016's house. They're doing everything
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ahmed on Feb 14, 2009, 05:26: PM
Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio with gayass faggot butt munching little ant army incorporated. Many cats are dying all over in Andy8016's house. They're doing everything to do nothing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: oLi on Feb 14, 2009, 07:54: PM
Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio with gayass faggot butt munching little ant army incorporated. Many cats are dying all over in Andy8016's house. They're doing everything to do nothing while doing something
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Feb 14, 2009, 08:31: PM
Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio with gayass faggot butt munching little ant army incorporated. Many cats are dying all over in Andy8016's house. They're doing everything to do nothing while doing something they decided to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Feb 15, 2009, 08:56: AM
Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio with gayass faggot butt munching little ant army incorporated. Many cats are dying all over in Andy8016's house. They're doing everything to do nothing while doing something they decided to eat one thing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: L_I_S on Feb 15, 2009, 11:10: AM
Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio with gayass faggot butt munching little ant army incorporated. Many cats are dying all over in Andy8016's house. They're doing everything to do nothing while doing something they decided to eat one thing while doing the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Sule on Feb 15, 2009, 03:56: PM
Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio with gayass faggot butt munching little ant army incorporated. Many cats are dying all over in Andy8016's house. They're doing everything to do nothing while doing something they decided to eat one thing while doing the russian polka dance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Feb 15, 2009, 04:07: PM
Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio with gayass faggot butt munching little ant army incorporated. Many cats are dying all over in Andy8016's house. They're doing everything to do nothing while doing something they decided to eat one thing while doing the russian polka dance fully nude except
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Tito on Feb 15, 2009, 05:03: PM
Operation wankstation is a great succes, thanks to Wingrove and his crew of fully armed hardcore polish freestylers and master benio with gayass faggot butt munching little ant army incorporated. Many cats are dying all over in Andy8016's house. They're doing everything to do nothing while doing something they decided to eat one thing while doing the russian polka dance fully nude except tie and briefcase