Three word story

[Mikael]

So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking

[Jono]

I laughed so loud when i saw "olis mum". Out of all things didnt expect that lol.

So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom

[L_I_S]

So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom for tito because

[oLi]

So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom for tito because lis got banned

[Javi]

So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom for tito because lis got banned by being a

[Mikael]

So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom for tito because lis got banned by being an awesomely, amazing swimmer.

[{++ } Lukas fs {++}]

So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom for tito because lis got banned by being an awesomely, amazing swimmer. But he never 

[Jono]

So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom for tito because lis got banned by being an awesomely, amazing swimmer. But he never could run because

Its abit unfair how you banned LIS. Seriously oLi, cant you take a joke...

[Mikael]

So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum. Jono was looking for a condom for tito because lis got banned by being an awesomely, amazing swimmer. But he never could run because his feet were

P.S. Did Lis actually get banned?

[a;sdlfkjas;df]

doesn't look like it

[{++ } Lukas fs {++}]

Oh this one lost sense allready, was funny at the begining with those incoherent stuff, but it doesen't cause the same effecton me anymore... I think we should make another one... :dontknow:

[Tito]

this thread was destined for great Until...






Well honestly we all know who