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General Category => General Chat => Topic started by: cigar omar on Sep 03, 2008, 02:47: AM
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Anyone been swooped by a bird before? I keep getting attacked by birds especially Magpies, they haven't actually hit me yet but some of my comrades have been hit. These bastards go for the temple as well, they seem to be getting closer and closer every time. I'm declaring a war I can't take any more risks, I made a sling shot and I carry rocks in my pocket now. These birds have no respect or remorse.
Attacking a random dude
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here they are terrorizing bike riders
(http://www.randwickbotanycc.com/images/2007/Bazza%27s-magpie.jpg)
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haha lol fight for ur right
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My grand father has been swamped by seagulls probably beacuse he was eating an ice creame and they shat all over his bald head and apperently it was burning because of the heat lol
Your not allowed to feed pidgeons in the cities anymore i think you can get fined and a women once got a ASBO for feeding the seagulls in her area :lol:
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Lamo chunck you funny cunt. Yeah I member my mate in primary school was eating a snack and a bird shat on his chocolate bar he continued to eat if before I could warn him. :lol: I feed pigeons they look cool and seagulls because they will eat anything even huge bones its amazing. But these Magpies need to be dealt with. :down:
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My grand father has been swamped by seagulls probably beacuse he was eating an ice creame and they shat all over his bald head and apperently it was burning because of the heat lol
Your not allowed to feed pidgeons in the cities anymore i think you can get fined and a women once got a ASBO for feeding the seagulls in her area :lol:
thats the most hilarious story ive ever heard in all today :rockit:
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I always thought "seagul" is a fun ass word
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Speaking of birds, one flew right into my car windshield the other day. What a retard... seriously.
You should get a BB gun. Shoot those fuckers down. :rockit:
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Birds don't piss me off, it's raccoons and rabbits that do. They come in my backyard at night.
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Birds don't piss me off, it's raccoons and rabbits that do. They come in my backyard at night.
yeah raccoons raid my garbage :cursing:
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one day i was riding my bike through this exclusive suburb called springthorpe and some magpie attacked.
i was riding down a hill so i was going really fast. i tried to dodge it but lost balance and hit my head right on the concrete. i had a head ache for 3 days, after that day i never left my house without a helmet
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hah, my hobby, i get a gun, go on field, shoot birds, drinking beer, :biggrin:
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hah, my hobby, i get a gun, go on field, shoot birds, drinking beer, :biggrin:
Sounds like the day of a true WT :thumbsup:
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one day i was riding my bike through this exclusive suburb called springthorpe and some magpie attacked.
i was riding down a hill so i was going really fast. i tried to dodge it but lost balance and hit my head right on the concrete. i had a head ache for 3 days, after that day i never left my house without a helmet
are you wearing it now?
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I remember after having 2 bike crashes in Italy (not caused by Magpies or birds) i have never gone fast while riding a bike and rarely ride bikes anymore i would probably wear a helmet if i got into biking again kinda stupid to thing you were teased in school if you wore a helmet while riding a bike lol
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I never learned to ride a bike :down:
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I never learned to ride a bike :down:
:saywhat: :bang:
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i learnt to ride a bike when i was 14 and learnt to swim around the same age.
funny story was about learning to ride i was just waiting for a friend to come out of his house and me and another friend were pissing about on his bike so i decided to sit on it and he pushed me down his steep garden and manage to balance for a while before crashing into a fence and i thought it wasnt too hard so kept trying a few times before my friend eventually came out
i just kept trying and after about 4 hours of learning i picked it up.
i guess the problem was when i was young (the age people learnt to ride) i wasnt really interested in bikes then when i eventually wanted one i was too embarresed to go out wearing a helmet and having my dad and brother keep me balance then came the stablisers :down: i just gave up for years before being bored one day waiting for a friend.
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i learnt to ride around five,
@TF10 i wear a helmet when i ride my bike fool not when i'm on foot.
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@ Adi
Toronto is just about the most walkable city in North America, I need no bike :cursing:
@ moby
you should be wearing a helmet at all times. What if you fall while eating dinner? What if a heavy object falls onto your head? The list goes on and on...(there should be a :paranoid: smiley)
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crows r the worst
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@ Adi
Toronto is just about the most walkable city in North America, I need no bike :cursing:
@ moby
you should be wearing a helmet at all times. What if you fall while eating dinner? What if a heavy object falls onto your head? The list goes on and on...(there should be a :paranoid: smiley)
Lmao.
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hah, my hobby, i get a gun, go on field, shoot birds, drinking beer, :biggrin:
Sounds like the day of a true WT :thumbsup:
what is WT? :rolleyes: :biggrin:
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Anyone been swooped by a bird before? I keep getting attacked by birds especially Magpies, they haven't actually hit me yet but some of my comrades have been hit. These bastards go for the temple as well, they seem to be getting closer and closer every time. I'm declaring a war I can't take any more risks, I made a sling shot and I carry rocks in my pocket now. These birds have no respect or remorse.
Attacking a random dude
feature=related
here they are terrorizing bike riders
(http://www.randwickbotanycc.com/images/2007/Bazza%27s-magpie.jpg)
discuss
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA!
I suggest a hand pistol BB gun.
I hate those birds they're annoying.
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hah, my hobby, i get a gun, go on field, shoot birds, drinking beer, :biggrin:
Sounds like the day of a true WT :thumbsup:
what is WT? :rolleyes: :biggrin:
White trash, lol
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hahaha lol nice post jonte
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I think thats actually what it stands for though.
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you stupid idiot of course it stands for that
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hah, my hobby, i get a gun, go on field, shoot birds, drinking beer, :biggrin:
Sounds like the day of a true WT :thumbsup:
what is WT? :rolleyes: :biggrin:
white trash
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you stupid idiot of course it stands for that
Hahahahahahaha
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you stupid idiot of course it stands for that
Hahahahahahaha
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hey i never understood what :bang: meant
can someone explain
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well in this case I was bashing my head against the wall at my own stupidity
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well, about a week ago a flack of pigeons bombarded me with shit... they sat on the edge of a building's rooftop, and I unfortunately was walking next to the building. it was like trying to evade a cloud of arrows... I dunno, maybe it was their toilet stop before migrating onwards? :dontknow:
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yes birds are annoying. pigeons r fine here but da crows n ravens irritate me alot.
once in my trip a raven flew above my head n poked me with his beak. n a monkey came running at me and
snached away my mangoes. i gess they teamed up :down: CURSES :angry:
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hahaha royalfreakiness that happened to a friend of mine