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Freestyle Soccer Forum => Freestyle Chat => Topic started by: Tupac on Mar 16, 2011, 12:50: PM
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Today, as always, I was getting my train session on! *you know the boomski ;)* and always for me, the children, they come.
They say to me "Wow sam, you are so cool! I wanna be just like you!" ----- ok ok I exaggerate! ;D but they usually say something like "wow!"
I
hate children, but for some reason, they flock to me faster than a 40 year old pedophile dressed like santa with a motha fuckin puppy.
Does anyone have a cure for this? I personally want to spit in the lil fuckers faces, but I don't want to hurt there feelings :( I wouldn't mind roundhouse kicking a kid in the face, but I feel like that is not the best option either... :017:
Here a methods I've tried with 0 success.
1. Wear a rainbow hat -------- I thought people avoided gays, apparently not (I'm not gay)
2. Air humping the ball -------- Kids enjoy that....
3. Licking the ground -------- ok ok I kid ;D but I might try it!
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yeah small kids can be SOOOOO annoying sometimes, specially when your trying to film a video, i allways get groups of small kids hanging around me watching what i do, or the more outgoing ones will ask me to show them some tricks or if i can do the ronaldinho flick up or taking my shirt of with the ball :lol_hitting:
Kids will be kids, i bet you where the same when you where small, just be happy you have little fans :grin:
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yeah small kids can be SOOOOO annoying sometimes, specially when your trying to film a video, i allways get groups of small kids hanging around me watching what i do, or the more outgoing ones will ask me to show them some tricks or if i can do the ronaldinho flick up or taking my shirt of with the ball :lol_hitting:
Kids will be kids, i bet you where the same when you where small, just be happy you have little fans :grin:
Omg your so popular, when I grow up I want to be just like you. :c017:
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the small kids don't want to watch me fs
they want the damn ball... :embarrassed:
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ive had this problem also all u gotta do is when they ask to see a cool trick send them a nice akka towards the face it does the charm
iimpressed them and makes them leave :sign0151:
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solution: KO lariat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnxePMoCzNk#)
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In my last video I showed one method how to deal with those little fuckers... Unfortunately i failed :040:
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Today, as always, I was getting my train session on! *you know the boomski ;)* and always for me, the children, they come.
They say to me "Wow sam, you are so cool! I wanna be just like you!" ----- ok ok I exaggerate! ;D but they usually say something like "wow!"
I
hate children, but for some reason, they flock to me faster than a 40 year old pedophile dressed like santa with a motha fuckin puppy.
Does anyone have a cure for this? I personally want to spit in the lil fuckers faces, but I don't want to hurt there feelings :( I wouldn't mind roundhouse kicking a kid in the face, but I feel like that is not the best option either... :017:
Here a methods I've tried with 0 success.
1. Wear a rainbow hat -------- I thought people avoided gays, apparently not (I'm not gay)
2. Air humping the ball -------- Kids enjoy that....
3. Licking the ground -------- ok ok I kid ;D but I might try it!
Your several attempts to be funny were just disturbing. Seriously. Dumbest topic on BF.
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most retarded post ever lol!
fail.
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...... :embarrassed:
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I am sorry :( Liitch
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omg you and acquaviva!
i am sorry nobody cares about your issues :039:
ps. you can show them your legs :D
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Here I live, there's only foreigners who come to me.
And there are to things that is repeated.
1. They wanna try my ball
2. They wanna film me when I do tricks!
Ofc sometimes there come like 5-10 5th graders to watch me and ask stupid questions.
I know its fucking annoying, but get used to it. Children always ask stupid questions.