So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly...