Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance

[redsforlife]

Gremio to "game test" Viagra - Tuesday, January 13

According to Gremio's club doctor the miracle sex drug Viagra could help football players perform better at altitude and wants the Brazilian club to put his theory to the test.

Club medic Alarico Endres claims that he had his Eureka moment whilst reading a magazine "which wasn't a medical one".

"Viagra increases and improves the blood circulation," explained Endres. "It therefore can improve the performances of players at high altitude."

At the moment it is only a theory but one that is expected to be "game tested" during the Copa Libertadores, in particular when the matches are played above 2,500 metres in Bolivia.

Soccernet predicts a high scoring game with Gremio's rampaging players benefiting from improved penetration in the box ... Sorry. Couldn't help it.

Quite how they are going to conceal the medically intended effect of the drug is still unknown.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story?id=609955&sec=global&root=global&cc=5901

well this is one of the funniest things i've heard in the football world in a long time.

[a;sdlfkjas;df]

not surprised.  they use it to treat altitude sickness

Quite how they are going to conceal the medically intended effect of the drug is still unknown.

well, without sexual arousal, there shouldn't be an erection.  i think the better question is:  who the fuck gets sexually aroused on the soccer field?

[redsforlife]

not surprised.  they use it to treat altitude sickness

Quite how they are going to conceal the medically intended effect of the drug is still unknown.

well, without sexual arousal, there shouldn't be an erection.  i think the better question is:  who the fuck gets sexually aroused on the soccer field?

well thats true, but viagra is also meant to give you an erection, not just improve blood flow. not completely sure, but i don't think you need to be aroused by anything to pop one if you have taken viagra.

[a;sdlfkjas;df]

Sildenafil is a potent and selective inhibitor of cGMP specific phosphodiesterase type 5 (PDE5) which is responsible for degradation of cGMP in the corpus cavernosum. The molecular structure of sildenafil is similar to that of cGMP and acts as a competitive binding agent of PDE5 in the corpus cavernosum, resulting in more cGMP and better erections.[14] Without sexual stimulation, and therefore lack of activation of the NO/cGMP system, sildenafil should not cause an erection.

that's from wikipedia, but it's usually pretty accurate w/regards to things like that.  should make things pretty interesting

[redsforlife]

Sildenafil is a potent and selective inhibitor of cGMP specific phosphodiesterase type 5 (PDE5) which is responsible for degradation of cGMP in the corpus cavernosum. The molecular structure of sildenafil is similar to that of cGMP and acts as a competitive binding agent of PDE5 in the corpus cavernosum, resulting in more cGMP and better erections.[14] Without sexual stimulation, and therefore lack of activation of the NO/cGMP system, sildenafil should not cause an erection.

that's from wikipedia, but it's usually pretty accurate w/regards to things like that.  should make things pretty interesting

remember this is going to be in south america. there should be some really sexy cheerleaders on the sidelines.  its possible that just taking it wouldn't do it, but it probably make it much easier.

[a;sdlfkjas;df]

 :lol:

"what the fuck was that"

"what had happened was, they had all of those cheerleaders, man.  i couldn't help it"

[TW89]

:lol:

"what the fuck was that"

"what had happened was, they had all of those cheerleaders, man.  i couldn't help it"

Sorry lol

[Chunkchenko]

hahahaha how could the guy just stand there with a boner and act casual  :lol:

[moby]

hahaha lol

that kid looks like someone i know

[Tito]

hahaha i might never wacth that league again

:lol:

"what the fuck was that"

"what had happened was, they had all of those cheerleaders, man.  i couldn't help it"

they could get alot of media revenue

[TheGodEmperor]

hahaha lol

that kid looks like someone i know

please let it be Tito  :lol:

[moby]

hahaha lol

that kid looks like someone i know

please let it be Tito  :lol:

ahahhhahaha lol OMG

you funny kid, nah an old primary school kid