Tips for Defenders, Mids, Forwards

[TheGodEmperor]

if you and him are running away from the ref (as in opposite direction) all the ref will look for is elbows or arms in the face. This = a perfect time to utilise Plan Piss Off complainer

Step 1: COntinue your run for the ball as you battle with him/her
Step 2a:Grab shoulder and use as momentum to throw you forward and him backwards
Step 2b:Tug his jersey out of his shorts (only works if its tucked in)

and today i got away with ripping the forwards jersey(the hole were you put your head through it). Was pretty funny cuz i did it in front of his coach and the kid was mad or anything. He was just in like an utter state of shock and confusion (we lost 2-0)

and to moby: hey shits happens in the box, like Adraino's punch in the face
TBH ive never actually done it but my teammates have and its fairly entertaining

dude you must be a bitch to play against

but at least you haven't grabbed someone's balls

[manutd.]

another one is on corners/freekicks, actually pull his shorts down from behind, he will usually turn around and start swearing at you but by then he'll be too distracted to go for the ball

I think that one's a bit too much.. no?

hahaha lol

i have never seen anyone try that before.

another one i like is shoulder tug, like when it's one on one and they quickly run beside you and they are already ahead of you.
so u just tug their shoulder, it slows them down plus they get really pissed off and i never got caught

Yeah, I've seen that one plenty of times, from Vida and Rio.

 :biggrin:

[Normando]

if you and him are running away from the ref (as in opposite direction) all the ref will look for is elbows or arms in the face. This = a perfect time to utilise Plan Piss Off complainer

Step 1: COntinue your run for the ball as you battle with him/her
Step 2a:Grab shoulder and use as momentum to throw you forward and him backwards
Step 2b:Tug his jersey out of his shorts (only works if its tucked in)

and today i got away with ripping the forwards jersey(the hole were you put your head through it). Was pretty funny cuz i did it in front of his coach and the kid was mad or anything. He was just in like an utter state of shock and confusion (we lost 2-0)

and to moby: hey shits happens in the box, like Adraino's punch in the face
TBH ive never actually done it but my teammates have and its fairly entertaining

dude you must be a bitch to play against

but at least you haven't grabbed someone's balls

Vinnie Jones = Legend and the hardest motherfucker ever

[Sule]

if you and him are running away from the ref (as in opposite direction) all the ref will look for is elbows or arms in the face. This = a perfect time to utilise Plan Piss Off complainer

Step 1: COntinue your run for the ball as you battle with him/her
Step 2a:Grab shoulder and use as momentum to throw you forward and him backwards
Step 2b:Tug his jersey out of his shorts (only works if its tucked in)

and today i got away with ripping the forwards jersey(the hole were you put your head through it). Was pretty funny cuz i did it in front of his coach and the kid was mad or anything. He was just in like an utter state of shock and confusion (we lost 2-0)

and to moby: hey shits happens in the box, like Adraino's punch in the face
TBH ive never actually done it but my teammates have and its fairly entertaining

dude you must be a bitch to play against

but at least you haven't grabbed someone's balls

that is a line that i dont think ill ever cross
its just too far and gay

[imagestyles]

The best midfielder tip ever: don't stop running. Just during stoppages.

[Tito]

Look for free space
Always be open
Don't do so much running let the ball do the running (the ball never gets tired)
Make sure you work on your first touch (more of an striker thing but useful)

[moby]

another one is on corners/freekicks, actually pull his shorts down from behind, he will usually turn around and start swearing at you but by then he'll be too distracted to go for the ball

I think that one's a bit too much.. no?

hahaha lol

i have never seen anyone try that before.

another one i like is shoulder tug, like when it's one on one and they quickly run beside you and they are already ahead of you.
so u just tug their shoulder, it slows them down plus they get really pissed off and i never got caught

Yeah, I've seen that one plenty of times, from Vida and Rio.

 :biggrin:

see my style is used my pros  :pimp:

@ sule: too far too gay lol

[Tito]

another one is on corners/freekicks, actually pull his shorts down from behind, he will usually turn around and start swearing at you but by then he'll be too distracted to go for the ball

I think that one's a bit too much.. no?

hahaha lol

i have never seen anyone try that before.

another one i like is shoulder tug, like when it's one on one and they quickly run beside you and they are already ahead of you.
so u just tug their shoulder, it slows them down plus they get really pissed off and i never got caught

Yeah, I've seen that one plenty of times, from Vida and Rio.

 :biggrin:

see my style is used my pros  :pimp:

@ sule: too far too gay lol

Moby pull your self together and get your act straight

[moby]

another one is on corners/freekicks, actually pull his shorts down from behind, he will usually turn around and start swearing at you but by then he'll be too distracted to go for the ball

I think that one's a bit too much.. no?

hahaha lol

i have never seen anyone try that before.

another one i like is shoulder tug, like when it's one on one and they quickly run beside you and they are already ahead of you.
so u just tug their shoulder, it slows them down plus they get really pissed off and i never got caught

Yeah, I've seen that one plenty of times, from Vida and Rio.

 :biggrin:

see my style is used my pros  :pimp:

@ sule: too far too gay lol

Moby pull your self together and get your act straight

lol i mean my style is used by pros

[cigar omar]

Start putting on alot of weight so you cover up the whole goal.

[DanTheMan]

Even though im a striker, i love playing in goals, and im actually a pretty decent keeper... i think the most important attirbute is decision making... knowing whether to come out, narrow the angle, come for a cross, and when to dive... this is the most important... mess up one of these decisions and its likely a goal could result from it

[soccer-fanatic]

Know where you can play the ball to before you receive it.