Tips for Defenders, Mids, Forwards

[Tito]

hah tito i fall into that same category as well

i'm to be honest a versatile player
i can play keeper (alright at it but not the best at dives)
anywhere in defense (love tackling)
center mid but preferably Defensive mid (where i dribble alot more and like to to be the center of passing, as in when someone is in trouble i call for the pass and give the ball to a free player and always like to be in free space)
can also play striker but not lone striker (even tho i play a Kevin Davies style role when in attack, hold up the bal nicly and release a play out of no where also love shooting)

but i need to work on my fitness (alittle)

A little?

yeah alittle you never came to training
you wouldn't be able to do half the things we do
nowa days i don't play as much but if i try i can run a hell of a lot more than you think

[moby]

wow i came to ur house and told u to come but u were like i don't want to do training.

[Tito]

wow i came to ur house and told u to come but u were like i don't want to do training.

yeah for what i don't play for them anymore
if players that do (play for them), don't train they why should i

the club is abit of joke (manager wise mainly)

[moby]

yeah i know wat u mean

coming this week?

[Tito]

maybe

[freestylesoccercash]

its all about knowing his strengths and weaknesses, as soon as i figure that (within first 5 min max) i know how im gonna play him and what ill do with him in certain situations. Fast dribbler= let him dribble (but dont let him get by you jsut let him dribble sideways) once, maybe twice to gain confidence, than the third time hold him out onto the wings, he'll realize this is his chance to use his speed and he'll knock it forward. If its far in front of him then hold him off unless shit hits the fan then slide tackle,knock it outta play.
Also a good way to get him(attacker) angry is to pull on his jersey, just in the middle on the game, the more u do it the angrier he'll get and he will eventually tell u to stop it (btw dont do it when the ref is facing you but as ur going up the field or hes backing up) and thats when u can simply ask him "what the _____ r u gonna do about it?" u can be creative as well and u can also threaten him like "watch urself the next time u go for a run" but u have to back it up and do that in the beginning of the game to show him ur here to bust his balls the entire time.

i view being a wide defender or a defender in general as being the dirtiest bastard on the field without the ref noticing.
dont be afraid of any forwards because u r the one that has the harder job of keeping them out while they have to get around u and be rough

ill answer ur q's is u want

That's brutal. LOL.

At least you know how to play to your strengths.

[moby]

hahaha lol

i didn't even see that post

usually i like to stick with pulling on their arm when they try to take you on or giving them a push as soon as they change direction to pass you. Refs never notice it and damn does it make the player pissed off

[Sule]

hey if it works and the ref doesnt see it then PLAY ON

the problem with arm pulling is that some players are really really good at re-enacting slaps/punches in the face so i stopped that after a couple of yellows


another one is on corners/freekicks, actually pull his shorts down from behind, he will usually turn around and start swearing at you but by then he'll be too distracted to go for the ball

[manutd.]

another one is on corners/freekicks, actually pull his shorts down from behind, he will usually turn around and start swearing at you but by then he'll be too distracted to go for the ball

I think that one's a bit too much.. no?

[moby]

another one is on corners/freekicks, actually pull his shorts down from behind, he will usually turn around and start swearing at you but by then he'll be too distracted to go for the ball

I think that one's a bit too much.. no?

hahaha lol

i have never seen anyone try that before.

another one i like is shoulder tug, like when it's one on one and they quickly run beside you and they are already ahead of you.
so u just tug their shoulder, it slows them down plus they get really pissed off and i never got caught

[TheGodEmperor]

another one is on corners/freekicks, actually pull his shorts down from behind, he will usually turn around and start swearing at you but by then he'll be too distracted to go for the ball

I think that one's a bit too much.. no?

hahaha lol

i have never seen anyone try that before.

actually, when I was lining up for a freekick, one defender actually grabbed my groin. The ball came for me, but I was too shocked to do anything about it, and even if I had wanted to, I wouldn't have been able to move without some SERIOUS pain. The dude was just standing there grinning with me. I got sooooo angry, but I knew I couldn't vent because nobody had seen it and my coach was already pissed at me for not capitalizing on that freekick deflection. And I couldn't very well tell him that the defender grabbed my....you know....

fucking prick

Sule if you ever do that I'm gonna personally come to wherever you live and bitchslap you repeatedly

[Sule]

if you and him are running away from the ref (as in opposite direction) all the ref will look for is elbows or arms in the face. This = a perfect time to utilise Plan Piss Off complainer

Step 1: COntinue your run for the ball as you battle with him/her
Step 2a:Grab shoulder and use as momentum to throw you forward and him backwards
Step 2b:Tug his jersey out of his shorts (only works if its tucked in)

and today i got away with ripping the forwards jersey(the hole were you put your head through it). Was pretty funny cuz i did it in front of his coach and the kid was mad or anything. He was just in like an utter state of shock and confusion (we lost 2-0)

and to moby: hey shits happens in the box, like Adraino's punch in the face
TBH ive never actually done it but my teammates have and its fairly entertaining