the rap brap offcial rap thread

[BigMac]

another one, because i am in the mood.

Rep your endz, online friends, online foes, everybody knows my online flows.
Online enemies TJ hook, logging online hes an online crook. Logging offline hes an offline dork.
I will eat that fool with my online knife and fork, when your online no-one will talk, no-one will walk.
Only type, TJ's mum is my type, at the age of 30 her bum is nice an ripe.
TJ is thirteen, online dream, online gangster enetering the BF scene.
Way too keen, tries too hard not to be nice, never thinks twice.

Online Beezy, when hes online hes never on time for his classical music lessons he plays the chime.
Man can't rhyme, commits online crimes.

Thizzz is bay area 51, my online rap aint done, my online dick aint sprung, making online rhymes for some online fun.
One more thing TJ, you need to log off, get back in the real world, sign out, if i am in the bay area i will give you shout.
Then knock you out, give you a offline big lip, gettin used to reality, there is two TJ's one online and one offline, SPLIT PERSONALITY.

BRAAAAP.

btw borg i was joking about the post boosting.

[DanTheMan]

yo, check it,
my flow is immaculate,
and it aint coz i is catholic,
im down with it,
just like ur girlfriend be down
when i be smackin it
so stop jackin it,
ridiculous rhymin comes out yo mouth,
like a titus bramble clearance, it just. never gets out....
Stop tryin to spit it
like when u spittin
out his cum, beware coz soon as u think its finished
he gown say "bitch, i aint done!"

lets see what u got lol
thats the first rap i ever made up

[BigMac]

yo, check it,
my flow is immaculate,
and it aint coz i is catholic,
im down with it,
just like ur girlfriend be down
when i be smackin it
so stop jackin it,
ridiculous rhymin comes out yo mouth,
like a titus bramble clearance, it just. never gets out....
Stop tryin to spit it
like when u spittin
out his cum, beware coz soon as u think its finished
he gown say "bitch, i aint done!"

lets see what u got lol
thats the first rap i ever made up

that was hot for a first rap.

[DanTheMan]

Cheers Macca
this one from you is pretty tight too:

make way, mac has come to play and he's here to stay.
Beating all you fuckers like cassius clay, shut up Borg there is nothing more to say.

I feel sorry for you trying to battle with the big boys, your rhymes are just noise.
Canadian ghetto gangster, leave that to TJ hook, but his image is shook.
Creating threads so we can look, the guy is shook.

TJ you need to get back, your rhymes and your attitude is slack.
You go no respect and never will, just leave, dont say goodbye.
None of us will cry we will rejoice and party, TF10 counters his rap trying to get arty.
Wtf, doesnt know the difference between rap and english poetry.
Stick to shakespearem because in raps none of us you will fear.

And where is Adi at? Claims to run this place, but wont even show his face.
Manz is a disgrace, check out the flow its incredible pace.
Stop, watch and learn british bredder cumin through, coming true.
Coming of age, dont turn the page, cz i aint finished, everyones raps have been diminished.
Or destroyed, everyone looks a bit pissed, a bit annoyed.

Dont worry, you should all be happy i am here showing what can be achieved.
None of you believed, or thought i could spit. But now your reading my rap and your feelin it.
And thats all i gotta say, dont bother to reply none of you aint even good enough.
Your raps arent worthy of my eyes, after you all bowdown i think i deserve a prize.

Tito and Moby get down i heard you suck good, stupid twins from the australian hooooooood.

 :rockit:

[TheGodEmperor]

Everyone stand aside
the king has arrived
and he can't abide
you all, with your false pride,
so go run and hide,
streak away faster than Funny Cide...
I am the emperor of rap,
and mac whats all this crap:
'None of us will cry we will rejoice and party, TF10 counters his rap trying to get arty.
Wtf, doesnt know the difference between rap and english poetry.
Stick to shakespearem because in raps none of us you will fear.'

Man, you better fear me, hell
I'll rape you with a vilanelle
your eyes will shove its repetition up your ass
like a pedophile priest at mass
so you'll be violating yourself, right?
Just like you do every night?

Note: vilanelle is a form of repetitive verse originating in Italy  :biggrin:

[oLi]

macca your lines are straight fire how long you thinking before making or is it straight freestyle

[BigMac]

a few minutes or so.

[Golomejic]

like a titus bramble clearance, it just. never gets out....

 :lol:


kudos for that one :thumbsup:

[oLi]

mac i listened to your beat before i took a wank
that shit was hot and you can take that to the bank
just kiddin that shit was wack
na fo real now it was a real hot track

[BigMac]

You listened to my beat before you had a wank? Fuck that shit is rank.
Music turns you on and that freaks me out, next time listen to Golo’s beat before you wack your cock out.

I wanna help you out, so look here is some tips.
Why don’t you try some tits, or those lips between them hips.
What about the internet its full of resources, from granny porn to dogs fucking horses.

Asian, black, white it doesn’t matter, all them girls are fine to me.
If I am feeling extra horny I wouldn’t mind doing all three.
Lesbian shit might get you randy, so grab your tissues and get handy.
If you got the money maybe you can use a prozzy, pay her good and you can really work that body.

Blowjobs and hand jobs its all a treat, sometimes they even use their feet.
So I gave you some help for better time, next time your feeling horny remember this rhyme.
There is a lot of twisted shit on the net and if you wanna know where its from.
You can visit it all on www dot beyond football dot com.

[oLi]

you givin a guy tips on how to wank
boy better go ask girls what they drank
i know you prolly aint fo real
u just tryna get youself a rap deal
but wit yo whach rhymes all u gon earn is goin on a happy meal
na mayne im just playin
no offense but ur rap was straight gayin

[BigMac]

shit oLi your rhymes are wack, you thought you were good against borg but you aint good enough for me so get back.
stay back, dont come back, dont even think about steppin on this track, your slack, your wack.
'mayne' and 'wit yo' what u tryin to be black? Shut up and feel this british attack.

Like a dude in iraq, i will go to war.
There is something that you lack, because your rhyme style is poor.
Let me show you the door, to true greatness where i live.
Nah not in the hood but my flows still hot will open up your eyelid.
Dont try to ignore me or step up to me, talkin' yo' slang asif u were a straight g'
In the words of TJ you just a straight bezzyyyyy.

These ryhmes are easy, qoute em if u want.
Shit i could start a trend, wanna be copying me even tho i am no longer your friend.