the rap brap offcial rap thread

[sputnik]

drowz you really wont be here long
youll be eaten alive with that name of a pokemon
go play with your little kiddy friends, trading cards
to put it in terms you'll understand, youre a psyduck and this thread is for charizards

[TheGodEmperor]

waht the hell are all these raps,
I could spit that between snores while I'm taking naps,
I've got this thread under wraps,
so just leave, or jump off a cliff perhaps.

I only needed 4 lines to own you all  :pimp:

[sputnik]

your raps make people act like lemmings, its true
but dont mistake that as a compliment from me to you
your raps are nasty, make people go kamikazee,
but i'll fight back armoured with an A K equipped army

[el mafioso]

ok everybody,

Mafioso has entered the scene, now lick my feet til they're clean

[TheGodEmperor]

God-Emperors lick nobody's feet,
mafioso, I rule here, you cant take the heat,
I'm not lurking in the shadows right now,
So you might as well start to grovel and bow.

[sputnik]

mafioso is loco and he cant take a joke, no
so youd better
regret it
and leave off
that mofo.

[Tito]

you two members are just a shame
picking on the new comers of this game
thats the slowest way to get some fame
from when you signed up till now yous still the same
stepping back from the one that can't be tamed
you know him very well Titos his name
dissing me is like walking into a flame
as soon there murder i'm the first one they all frame

[TheGodEmperor]

mafioso is loco and he cant take a joke, no
so youd better
regret it
and leave off
that mofo.

that was actually a ridiculously sick metrical pattern. Respect Sput. Now to business:

This is my theatre
Sput
Dont care about you're metre
you're cut.

Tito, now this is for you:
your rhymes are about as smooth as a serrated screw
you better quickly leave this place, bud
so take your gay lovers two by two
get them into your ark before I start a flood
and wash all of you out of this thread,
and you might think this threats a dud,
but you wont be able to think when you're dead.

[manutd.]

Y'all are taking my fame
but I hope you know I can put you to shame
Your rhymes are bad, they're just lame
but me on the other hand I'm just too hard to tame

 :cheers:

[TheGodEmperor]

Y'all are taking my fame
but I hope you know I can put you to shame
Your rhymes are bad, they're just lame
but me on the other hand I'm just too hard to tame
but I'm just kidding -- I got no game.

I couldn't agree more, Borg  :cheers:

[manutd.]

Ahaha, you're a funny guy aren't you. 

[TheGodEmperor]

Ahaha, you're a funny guy aren't you.  :cheers:

I like to think so, thanks, Borg!  :cheers: