King of the Hill (forum fight game)

[oLi]

I build a larger mountain besides yours
king of the largest hill.

[manutd.]

Yes but who cares about mountains, they get the most precipitation.

I'm still King of the Hill.

[TheGodEmperor]

I hire a group of immigrants to chisel a tunnel through your mountain and fill it with c4, thereby causing it to crumble and become smaller than mine. King again bitches.

[GrIzz]

Then i simple climp up your hill and fart in your face and sing there ain't no mountain high enough

Iam the King now bitches :pimp:

[TheGodEmperor]

I recover and set my immigrants on you  :cursing: you fall to a bloddy death

my hil once again  :pimp:

[Sander]

you see palle, jf, fx, skora, mr woo, szymo and leiki on the bottom of the hill. you are going there and see it are only dolls. you look up and see that i conquered your hill haha

[manutd.]

1 post per person, every hour.

[sputnik]

while youre looking down at totalfootball, i parachute in with a group of Navy Seals (the animal kind) and crush your head with bowties and beachballs.

byebye!

[Sander]

i sniper you from another hill and get my hill back. i place landmines for anyone who's so stupid to come up the hill

[SeBaS]

i let all the sg members go first so theres no landmines anymore :pimp:
i roundhouse kick you out of MY hill

KING

[TheGodEmperor]

I survuve the mines and catch SeBas unawares, allowing me to stab him through the liver. As he dies, I laugh. My hill.

[SeBaS]

I survuve the mines and catch SeBas unawares, allowing me to stab him through the liver. As he dies, I laugh. My hill.

i come back as a zombie and you run away like a 5year old girl. my hill again