Freestyle Inventions

[Lucaso]

Just got the idea about this. Here is the question:

Which inventions (real or not) would you like to introduce to FF world or just own to make your training, LPs or other things easier?

For me it is:
Special electric stickers to stretch my muscles before training in 5 seconds wherever I put it.

Small balls fixed to my belt. As soon as I want to train I just push it and it becomes the real ball (you know, like Poké Balls)

Special extra soft material implanted to my trousers in area of bottom for SDs.

Hi-tech laser wardrobe with touchable screen and playlist of clothes and boots. I jsut choose what to wear and it put is through laser on me.

What are your ideas???

[tbc]

creativity drink?

[Tupac]

Steriods

[jabarinho]

1) a surface that is smooth and flat to do lowers on but when you stack a nt combo and fall over a soft airbag or something pops out like a in a car crash so you wont break your elbow.

2) a t-shirt that says "I suck at regular football". So no one will bother asking "But can you do that in a match?"

[DanTheMan]

Russian-alert  - this would be a small alarm on the sole of your foot... If you arent doing hardcore and a russian is approaching, it makes a beeping sound. this will give you 45 seconds to change into very small shorts (or just underwear if you want) and begin to fail at nt combos with bad style


Polish-alert  - the same thing, but it will warn you that you must throw away any sense of humour for the next while and act as if you are in a mental institution.

Ballbuster - this would be a sharp knife that comes out of the ball everytime some cunt asks to pass it to them... it makes sure they will never have children. ever.

LP stealer - its kinda like a remote control. you can remove LPs from fag cunts and give them to yourself (or others if youre in a generous mood)

[Tom]

Small balls fixed to my belt. As soon as I want to train I just push it and it becomes the real ball (you know, like Poké Balls)

The pictures that are coming up in my head when you are explaining this is soo funny! Haha, but still a smart invention!

[afrofs]

Russian-alert  - this would be a small alarm on the sole of your foot... If you arent doing hardcore and a russian is approaching, it makes a beeping sound. this will give you 45 seconds to change into very small shorts (or just underwear if you want) and begin to fail at nt combos with bad style


Polish-alert  - the same thing, but it will warn you that you must throw away any sense of humour for the next while and act as if you are in a mental institution.

Ballbuster - this would be a sharp knife that comes out of the ball everytime some cunt asks to pass it to them... it makes sure they will never have children. ever.

LP stealer - its kinda like a remote control. you can remove LPs from fag cunts and give them to yourself (or others if youre in a generous mood)

hahahaha 

[Royal Freakiness]

shoes that make your legs go faster around the ball so we can have lengthy discussions whether the patw is counted or not.

[brian]

@DAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[L_I_S]

Windsheild wipers for my forehead so I don't have to wipe the sweat off every few minutes.

[Ricke]

Windsheild wipers for my forehead so I don't have to wipe the sweat off every few minutes.

I'd buy this.

[JonKonik]

Windsheild wipers for my forehead so I don't have to wipe the sweat off every few minutes.

How about a towel?