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Offline G-Kid

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Rap battle
« on: Aug 22, 2010, 05:59: AM »
Bring it back too the old skool days of this forum... Whos gonna take the first shot at G? BRING IT! Dan the man? TF? etc.... PUSSYOOO
« Last Edit: Aug 22, 2010, 06:10: AM by G-Kid »

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Re: Rap battle
« Reply #1 on: Aug 22, 2010, 06:28: AM »
who else should start a thread like this, than a user with the name "g-kid"

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Re: Rap battle
« Reply #2 on: Aug 22, 2010, 06:39: AM »
 :015:.... Spit, or suck a dry nuns clit!

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Re: Rap battle
« Reply #3 on: Aug 22, 2010, 06:58: AM »
they call me D to the AN
my freestyle is a mayhem
doin more homies than a groupie hoe in the AM
i know, im just playin
im not trying to persuade you
it aint a persuasion
like maccas fetish for an ugly asian
what a just spoke
is an inside joke
from the amsterdam meeting
he kept it hidden like a cloak
out of harry potter coz he left no trace
while mirkos matw's bustin all over the place
macca was straight bustin his juice on her face


Ch ch ch yeahhhhh

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Re: Rap battle
« Reply #4 on: Aug 22, 2010, 07:19: AM »
my name is lars
im sick like sars
when i do moves with balls
sick is what everybody calls
it :grin:
and they also say manana
why because im sick like a banana O0
Always take money from a Pessimist…They never expect to get it back.....

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Re: Rap battle
« Reply #5 on: Aug 22, 2010, 07:51: AM »
yo, my peeps calls my sam
fuck lowers uppers are the plan
i got style, i got time
just cause im white dont mean i cant ryhme
they call me the next tupac
the shit i spit is so hot
so i fall to my knees my stride turns to a crawl
i try to look back and then i hear the call
i feel like nothin but small i put my head to the wall
show my skill and just rock it, grab the mic and just shock yaa
Destroy every opponent, admire my skill I own it
G-kid cant handle this, this rap is hysterical
keep hidin yo face like misterio,right now im sitin here eatin these cheerios
lookin for the light, ill show ya which way to go
im like a gps never get lost,cause like a man, i pick it up fuck it up and mix it up
 got my eyes on the prize, you cant see this cause like hellen keller your blind
if you dont notice, this shits been on, you may be the king but fuck that im the don, now,
with all this bitchin and moanin, your whinin and groanin,
you cant handle this i know it
so on good note im ending this, with a rhyme of articulance,  i just hope you liked that i kicked it better than G-Kid

WOOORRRDDDDD
(I didn't write this, david did)
« Last Edit: Aug 22, 2010, 07:57: AM by samuellFF »
BONER!

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Re: Rap battle
« Reply #6 on: Aug 22, 2010, 07:56: AM »
daniel, you're about as real as religion
about as unique as a london pigeon
about as hard as my dick on a flop
best take your mind to a swap shop
you say 'you gotta live life' but wheres yours?
every corner you turn faced by a closed door
idea of a nice evening is a dirty dvd rental
cos you cant get no girl to touch your genitals

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Re: Rap battle
« Reply #7 on: Aug 22, 2010, 08:35: AM »
wow nice rap :You_Rock_Emoticon:

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Re: Rap battle
« Reply #8 on: Aug 22, 2010, 08:49: AM »
TF's be dissin danny boy
but it's just as weak as a rubber fanny toy
doesn't know it, but he's mom be usin one screaming, "Oi! Oi!"
I might suck at rappin
but yo rhymes sound like plain blabbin
sound as old as jack sparrows' "crakken"
g-kid, why you gotta open this thread up
it's just bad timing
don't you know I'm writing this while I'm fasting?
I guess I'm just procrastinatin
so please, enough with the mindless hatin
 :Woot_Emoticon:

damn I'm pure suckage. the more I kept reading the more I'm like oh man... I shouldn't click on the post button. :(
i guess it's coz my english is just deteriorating, really poor vocab arsenal.

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Re: Rap battle
« Reply #9 on: Aug 22, 2010, 08:57: AM »
TF just dissed me, oh my god...
Well you're about as reel as a, fishin rod
coz lemme tell u, ur just at the bottom of the shaft
kinda like your mom,
when she gagged on it i just laughed
but we kinda gettin off track,
so for a laugh, lets look at oli, the swedish dude with a bodybuilding hobby
he couldnt hack being without BF
so i guess he just hacked so that we'd be F'd
but his plan didnt work,
unlike gang starr part II
so next time you offend me,
not pardon me,
pardon you

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Re: Rap battle
« Reply #10 on: Aug 22, 2010, 09:55: AM »
Heyyy yall,The names G man
I be blowing up the scene, TALIBAN
Even khaled cant deny it, we the best!
Dan, the only explanation too that face is fritzle incest
stinging as hard as your hepatitis c  dick trying too pee
Oh Daniel, I know yo mommas a brasillian, but what's her nationaliteee?
I know the truth behind the aids virus,
I'm a hetro, that's just left you with an achey breaky heart, Billy ray Cyrus!
Me and vicky made a sex tape, whips and leather
Even kanye couldn't deny it, was the best video ever
Dan you skinny faggot, touching your dick with thoughts of Dale winton 
I just killed theese niggers, Call me Micheal J Chaplin, Call y'all Lennon!

Edit: I'm sorry but whoever says mine ain't the best is either stoned, or has a poster of Justin beiber




    
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Re: Rap battle
« Reply #11 on: Aug 22, 2010, 11:57: AM »
hahaha this is the best thread
BONER!