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School and Phases
« on: Mar 21, 2008, 09:31: PM »
everyone goes through many different phases while there growing up, i have already had a few, the latest one was the magician, rocker phase, and im bringing this up, just because i recently found a load of old videos, so i was looking through them, and i saw a bunch of videos of me doing magic, wearing a bunch of chains and rings and stuff like that, as you can see here:


but now i look back at those videos and i say "what in the world was i thinking about leaving the house dressed like that, or with that hair do, or with does chains" and i think everyone looks back at old pictures or videos and thinks the same.

I also wanted to ask you about school, like what kind of student are you, do you goof around alot in class, do you have any stupid games that you play with your friends, etc....
I am a average student (i used to be a A+ student, until i dedicated to football) i goof around alot in class, and i bother the teachers alot, we always act stupid in class and we have a load of stupid games, and alot of people say thats being immature, but i dont think its being immature at all, because where all very serious when its a serious issue, but we also act like stupid gay boys whenever we have spare time, and i think thats a part of growing up, having fun, and acting stupid, because once your a adult there will be no more fun and games, you will gain responsibilities and you wont have as much time to have fun as you have when your a kid.

Example of me and my friends having fun at school:



tell us what stages and phases have you been through and how are you as a student.

here are some old videos, wich are kinda cool.

In this one, i burn the floor of my house a bit, and i do a trick with matches


In this one i swallow a thread and pull it out of my belly button

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Re: School and Faces
« Reply #1 on: Mar 21, 2008, 09:43: PM »
someone delete this guy
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Re: School and Faces
« Reply #2 on: Mar 21, 2008, 09:46: PM »
someone delete this guy

just STFU
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Re: School and Faces
« Reply #3 on: Mar 22, 2008, 01:43: AM »
someone delete this forum and get the old one back  :down:

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Re: School and Faces
« Reply #4 on: Mar 22, 2008, 01:51: AM »
its phases not faces. speek bettuh befour yoo poast.

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Re: School and Faces
« Reply #5 on: Mar 22, 2008, 01:55: AM »
its phases not faces. speek bettuh befour yoo poast.
i see you finally got that hang of speaking A10

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Re: School and Phases
« Reply #6 on: Mar 22, 2008, 04:21: AM »
some things to do during an exam that you know you're going to fail anyways; there's only 13 things there...if ur going to read one of them read the rest

1.  Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got
the secret documents!!"

2.  Talk the entire way through the exam.  Read questions aloud,
debate your answers with yourself out loud.  If asked to stop, yell
out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking."  Then start
talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3.  Bring a Game Boy.  Play with the volume at max level.

4.  On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to
answer every question.  For example: I refuse to answer this
question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.  Be
creative.

5.  Run into the exam room looking about frantically.  Breathe a
sigh of relief.  Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to
leave the country" and run off.

6.  15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very
small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry
Christmas."  If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.
Say you lost the first one.  Repeat this process every 15 min.

7.  Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your
head, and nothing else.

8.  Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam.
Be as vulgar as possible.

9.  Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking.
Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another
seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it.  As you walk out,
start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam.  20 min into it, throw your papers down violently,
scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.



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Re: School and Phases
« Reply #7 on: Mar 22, 2008, 07:22: AM »
but i'll get thrown out of the exam before i get the chance to do most of those things, and then i'll get struck off the exam board and not allowed to complete any further exams with that board.

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Re: School and Phases
« Reply #8 on: Mar 22, 2008, 10:18: AM »
i went through a phase of sitting down to take a piss. growing up has been tough for me.

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Re: School and Phases
« Reply #9 on: Mar 22, 2008, 10:33: AM »
i went through a phase of sitting down to take a piss. growing up has been tough for me.
well, sometimes i sit down to "empty my bladder" because i have really bad aim standing up, so if its lets say 1am and im half asleep, if i where to try and do it standing up, i would have to spend an hour cleaning the walls and the roof afterwards
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Re: School and Phases
« Reply #10 on: Mar 22, 2008, 10:51: AM »
lmao lilmaniac, id love to try those, but since im year 12 now my final year of school, if i did something like that, bam thats my future gone lol

in the hsc, you can even stand up otherwise its 0

lmao at chunk hahahahha
i went through a phase of sitting down to take a piss. growing up has been tough for me.
well, sometimes i sit down to "empty my bladder" because i have really bad aim standing up, so if its lets say 1am and im half asleep, if i where to try and do it standing up, i would have to spend an hour cleaning the walls and the roof afterwards

how small is your thing (dont answer that) LOL when i wake up and im half dead, i always hit on target
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Re: School and Phases
« Reply #11 on: Mar 22, 2008, 11:08: AM »


lmao at chunk hahahahha
i went through a phase of sitting down to take a piss. growing up has been tough for me.
well, sometimes i sit down to "empty my bladder" because i have really bad aim standing up, so if its lets say 1am and im half asleep, if i where to try and do it standing up, i would have to spend an hour cleaning the walls and the roof afterwards

 when i wake up and im half dead, i always hit on target
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well that means you have the "bend it like beckham" aim, can you make it curve and then go in the toilet? or make it go over the sink, then do a 360 curve and then hit the target?
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