Commandments of Khoa

[redsforlife]

45. the only thing that khoa's bad at is failing.

[seafc]

no .45 is brilliant  :biggrin: :biggrin:

[redsforlife]

46)only khoa can do four revouloution move

that was one of the first commandments, so this must be removed.

[redsforlife]

46. khoa has never had a threesome. the least number of women khoa has ever had in bed is 4.

[imagestyles]

that was weak^

Do you think I was trying to be funny? The only thing Khoa finds amusing about mortals is how they bow down to him and do any task he commands.

[imagestyles]

44) Khoa once fought off Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Skora, Santa Claus, Jackie Chan, and all other extremely powerful people... With his weak-footed pinkie toe.  :biggrin:

I'm afraid you're wrong. Khoa does not own a "weak", and when it comes to himself, he is unfamiliar with the term "weak".

My bad.  :thumbsup:

[oLi]

Not very freestyle related, moved to general.

[moby]

25) God can walk on water, but Khoa can swim through land
26) Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Khoa's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this machine as Palle
27) Khoa doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
28) Khoa CAN beleive its not butter!
29) Khoa CAN touch MC Hammer
30) Khoa can speak braille
31) Khoa's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. no one fools Khoa
32) Khoa can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
33) Khoa doesn't wear condoms. There is no protection from Khoa.
34) If Khoa did wear a condom, it would be a live rattle-snake!
35) Khoa counted to infinity. twice.
36) Some kids piss their name in the snow. Khoa can piss his name into concrete.

Hahaahhahahha that some funny shit

[KellerFS]

47) Khoa is what Willis was talkin' 'bout

[chevestiano]

47) Khoa is what Willis was talkin' 'bout

i think this one has already been told

48.Khoa sells his urine in a can, it is known as Red bull

[TheGodEmperor]

49. When Khoa answers the door on halloween, the kids give candy to him.
50. Khoa doesn't answer the phone; phones answer him after he fucking beats them into submission by staring fixedly at them for a very short period of time.
51. When Khoa orders food, it comes. Fucking immediately.
52. Fuck the world -- Khoa only has one oyster: the universe.
53. They say that a rolling stone gathers no moss. That's bullshit. Rolling stones gather moss for Khoa. Especially Mick Jagger.
54. Khoa wasn't born to run. He was born to run tingz...tingz like the entire fucking universe.
55. Bono was wrong: the streets never have no name. Why? Because Khoa named them all. After himself.
56. Some people say that God created the world in seven days. So the fuck what? Khoa created god in less time than that. Goddamn amateurs...
57. Rafael Nadal may own the French Open (except for '09 haha), but Khoa doesn't care, because the French open for him. All of them.
58. Khoa can't king himself in checkers. He's already king.

[redsforlife]

Bump

One of my favorite threads on here. I want to see some converts to Khoaism asap!


KHOA!