Commandments of Khoa

[Mikael]

1) Khoa's the best.
2) If you disagree with rule 1, you die.
3) Khoa's almighty.
4) Khoa's everyone's hero.
5) Khoa's the meaning of life.
6) No Khoa = no life.
7) Khoa can do 4 atws NT.
8) Khoa can run around the world orbit and punch himself in the back of his head. That's how quick he is.
9) Khoa's favorite hobby is to pretend to be human.
10) Khoa doesn't tell anybody about his victory in the Mars Freestyle Contest. Showing a picture of Khoa was enough to win.
11) Khoa created the devil just for the fuck of it.
12) All philosophers enjoy quoting Khoa when he's drunk. they get their recognition for that.
13) Khoa doesn't have the best quality. Everything about Khoa is above and beyond recognition.
14) Khoa did patw-patw when he was a toddler.
15) Khoa created humans because he got bored of humiliating animals.
16) Khoa can't have any piercings, all the wounds he ever gets take less than 5 seconds to heal.
17) Khoa doesn't ask, he demans.
18) Khoa doesn't dream, HE DOES.
19) Khoa will never get pulled over. No car could ever catch up with the speed of Khoa walking.
20) Khoa doesn't fly, he pushes the ground down while staying in the air.
21) Khoa never has to go anywhere, everything comes to him.

[Tom]

1) Khoa's the best.
2) If you disagree with rule 1, you die.
3) Khoa's almighty.
4) Khoa's everyone's hero.
5) Khoa's the meaning of life.
6) No Khoa = no life.
7) Khoa can do 4 atws NT.
8) Khoa can run around the world orbit and punch himself in the back of his head. That's how quick he is.
9) Khoa's favorite hobby is to pretend to be human.
10) Khoa doesn't tell anybody about his victory in the Mars Freestyle Contest. Showing a picture of Khoa was enough to win.
11) Khoa created the devil just for the fuck of it.
12) All philosophers enjoy quoting Khoa when he's drunk. they get their recognition for that.
13) Khoa doesn't have the best quality. Everything about Khoa is above and beyond recognition.
14) Khoa did patw-patw when he was a toddler.
15) Khoa created humans because he got bored of humiliating animals.
16) Khoa can't have any piercings, all the wounds he ever gets take less than 5 seconds to heal.
17) Khoa doesn't ask, he demans.
18) Khoa doesn't dream, HE DOES.
19) Khoa will never get pulled over. No car could ever catch up with the speed of Khoa walking.
20) Khoa doesn't fly, he pushes the ground down while staying in the air.
21) Khoa never has to go anywhere, everything comes to him.

We need evidens. If Khoa don't have any vids with those things, it never happen.

[redsforlife]

22.  khoa is 3xs reigning world champion of freestyle. khoa only needed to compete once, because in the other competition the other competitors were so inferior that he was given the title without having to freestyle.
23. If you don't believe khoa's greatness, you suck at life.
24. khoa's not hung like an elephant, elephants are hung like khoa.

[DJK]

He won't like this once he sees this i can promise you that but very funny

[BigMac]

Has khoa ever met chuck norris?

[Ax3l]

Has khoa ever met chuck norris?

Khoa is Chuck Norris :O

[redsforlife]

Has khoa ever met chuck norris?

Khoa is Chuck Norris :O

Fuck that, Khoa killed Chuck!

[KellerFS]

25) God can walk on water, but Khoa can swim through land
26) Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Khoa's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this machine as Palle
27) Khoa doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
28) Khoa CAN beleive its not butter!
29) Khoa CAN touch MC Hammer
30) Khoa can speak braille
31) Khoa's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. no one fools Khoa
32) Khoa can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
33) Khoa doesn't wear condoms. There is no protection from Khoa.
34) If Khoa did wear a condom, it would be a live rattle-snake!
35) Khoa counted to infinity. twice.
36) Some kids piss their name in the snow. Khoa can piss his name into concrete.

[redsforlife]

25) God can walk on water, but Khoa can swim through land
26) Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Khoa's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this machine as Palle
27) Khoa doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
28) Khoa CAN beleive its not butter!
29) Khoa CAN touch MC Hammer
30) Khoa can speak braille
31) Khoa's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. no one fools Khoa
32) Khoa can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
33) Khoa doesn't wear condoms. There is no protection from Khoa.
34) If Khoa did wear a condom, it would be a live rattle-snake!
35) Khoa counted to infinity. twice.
36) Some kids piss their name in the snow. Khoa can piss his name into concrete.

fucking brilliant!!!! you are definitely now an official member of the greatest religion Khoaism. :cheers:

[KellerFS]

25) God can walk on water, but Khoa can swim through land
26) Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Khoa's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this machine as Palle
27) Khoa doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
28) Khoa CAN beleive its not butter!
29) Khoa CAN touch MC Hammer
30) Khoa can speak braille
31) Khoa's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. no one fools Khoa
32) Khoa can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
33) Khoa doesn't wear condoms. There is no protection from Khoa.
34) If Khoa did wear a condom, it would be a live rattle-snake!
35) Khoa counted to infinity. twice.
36) Some kids piss their name in the snow. Khoa can piss his name into concrete.

fucking brilliant!!!! you are definitely now an official member of the greatest religion Khoaism. :cheers:

37) Only Khoa is a member of Khoaism. he is his own god. and noone elses.

[Mikael]

25) God can walk on water, but Khoa can swim through land
26) Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Khoa's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this machine as Palle
27) Khoa doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
28) Khoa CAN beleive its not butter!
29) Khoa CAN touch MC Hammer
30) Khoa can speak braille
31) Khoa's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. no one fools Khoa
32) Khoa can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
33) Khoa doesn't wear condoms. There is no protection from Khoa.
34) If Khoa did wear a condom, it would be a live rattle-snake!
35) Khoa counted to infinity. twice.
36) Some kids piss their name in the snow. Khoa can piss his name into concrete.

fucking brilliant!!!! you are definitely now an official member of the greatest religion Khoaism. :cheers:

37) Only Khoa is a member of Khoaism. he is his own god. and noone elses.

you might lose your membership with posts like that. khoa is the almighty. we are all inferior to our great god.

38. khoa's origin has been much debated, but i've recently discovered of where he was birthed. he was birthed from the holiest thing in the universe, himself.

[osk]

25) God can walk on water, but Khoa can swim through land
26) Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Khoa's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this machine as Palle
27) Khoa doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
28) Khoa CAN beleive its not butter!
29) Khoa CAN touch MC Hammer
30) Khoa can speak braille
31) Khoa's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. no one fools Khoa
32) Khoa can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
33) Khoa doesn't wear condoms. There is no protection from Khoa.
34) If Khoa did wear a condom, it would be a live rattle-snake!
35) Khoa counted to infinity. twice.
36) Some kids piss their name in the snow. Khoa can piss his name into concrete.

lol very brilliant keller ! :lol: