Please Help!

[Tupac]

;)
or
(;

I'm almost positive a winky face is supposed to go ";)" that way. The "(;" winky face looks like there is something fucked up with the eye. I do not think these winkies should be used anymore. Quite honestly it pisses me off when people use the wrong from of a winky face. From personal expierences, I can tell you that girls do it the most. Every time I recieve a text message from a girl, whether or not it is a kinky text, or just a normal text with the casual winky face, it is always backwards. This angers me to no extent. I have been thinking of planning about going ahead with a public reform bill and bringing it to congress.
I need 10,000 signatures.
This is why I need YOUR help!
Send me your signature via the mail system, I will PM you my address. Plese help guys... people's lives are at risk...

[Ricke]

u mad (;

[L_I_S]

Don't we have to from the US for our signatures to count?

Also ;) is for regular people.
And this (; is for hipsters/young teens who are desperately trying to be different.

[Tupac]

Don't we have to from the US for our signatures to count?
Also ;) is for regular people.
And this (; is for hipsters/young teens who are desperately trying to be different.

I didn't think of that...

I think trying to be different is comforming now, with all thsese hipsters, mainstream is now the the hipster era.

[L_I_S]

Don't we have to from the US for our signatures to count?
Also ;) is for regular people.
And this (; is for hipsters/young teens who are desperately trying to be different.

I didn't think of that...

I think trying to be different is comforming now, with all these hipsters, mainstream is now the the hipster era.

lmao..I've never thought of it in that way before.

[Bow]

you have made a vast error, dont forget the nose ;-)

[Tupac]

god damn the nose... i ahte when people send texts with noses too, it looks fucking stupid!

[MiniLud]

stickmen with noses are the worst

[Tupac]

I am regrettably informing all of you that I have been a hypocrite. Under intense evaluation of the subject matter at hand, I have determined there is a juxtaposition between winky faces, and Adolph Hitler. It would appear that, if you do use winky faces in the format I have previously listed, you are indeed a Nazi.

In regards to the bill I had been formulating, me and my party have currently dropped all plans to raise the funds to go ahead with this bill. I'm sorry, I cannot participate in something that would incoherently make me into a Nazi.

In regards to the hipsters, this does in fact make every hipster a Nazi. Fact.