A very sad day :'(

[Tito]

A Polish took a trip to Warsaw. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.

"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"

"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Polish.

The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

The Polish scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"

"It was ME," chortled the Indian.

So the Polish paid for the drinks.

Back in Poznan the Polish went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.

"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"

"Fair enough," said Sven.

"Ok," the Polish said, "my father and mudder had vun child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"

"Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?"

The Polish burst out, "It vas some Indian up in Warsaw!"

[TAHA95]

haha lovely

[Tito]

the polish guy was Oli

[TAHA95]

the polish guy was Oli

haha,i love that one,made me laugh

[oLi]

I have a funny one here.


An Australian took a trip to Sydney. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.

"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"

"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Australian.

The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

The Australian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"

"It was ME," chortled the Indian.

So the Australian paid for the drinks.

Back in Melbourne the Australian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.

"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"

"Fair enough," said Sven.

"Ok," the Australian said, "my father and mudder had vun child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"

"Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?"

The Australianburst out, "It vas some Indian up in Sydney"

[TheGodEmperor]

I have a funny one here.


An Australian took a trip to Sydney. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.

"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"

"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Australian.

The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

The Australian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"

"It was ME," chortled the Indian.

So the Australian paid for the drinks.

Back in Melbourne the Australian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.

"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"

"Fair enough," said Sven.

"Ok," the Australian said, "my father and mudder had vun child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"

"Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?"

The Australianburst out, "It vas some Indian up in Sydney"

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
post of the month no doubt

[Chunkchenko]

I have a funny one here.


An Australian took a trip to Sydney. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.

"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"

"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Australian.

The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

The Australian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"

"It was ME," chortled the Indian.

So the Australian paid for the drinks.

Back in Melbourne the Australian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.

"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"

"Fair enough," said Sven.

"Ok," the Australian said, "my father and mudder had vun child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"

"Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?"

The Australianburst out, "It vas some Indian up in Sydney"

I didnt see Chuck Norris mentioned at all in that joke/fact nor in Titos.  

Theres a joke thread so dont insult a figure such as Chuck Norris the great with non Chuck facts.

Heres some wanking material for all you Chuckamaniacs out there.

Original VHS "Braddock Missing in action 3" I got this about 9 years ago.

[el mafioso]

I have a funny one here.


An Australian took a trip to Sydney. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.

"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"

"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Australian.

The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

The Australian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"

"It was ME," chortled the Indian.

So the Australian paid for the drinks.

Back in Melbourne the Australian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.

"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"

"Fair enough," said Sven.

"Ok," the Australian said, "my father and mudder had vun child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"

"Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?"

The Australianburst out, "It vas some Indian up in Sydney"

[SvenF]

Why is there my name in the joke? :cheers: