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Title: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: LongLy on May 16, 2009, 07:28: AM

Name: Long
City: Toulouse France
Favorite style: Sitdown

Thank You

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: renato10 on May 16, 2009, 02:03: PM

Hi welcome !
your name is short  :lol:
Just kiddin' mate

hope u stay happy and funny  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: KellerFS on May 16, 2009, 04:07: PM

ahoy, long john silver!

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: LongLy on May 16, 2009, 06:51: PM

thank you  :hello:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: Onas on May 22, 2009, 07:41: AM

Welcome dude

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: DanTheMan on Jun 03, 2009, 09:37: PM

hope your stay on this forum is very long!

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: BigMac on Jun 04, 2009, 12:35: AM

I have seen your vids on youtube and have been longing to see you on the forum. Welcome!

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: SeBaS on Jun 05, 2009, 04:30: AM

LOL
Welcome dude, i hope you get along with all members  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: DanTheMan on Jun 06, 2009, 01:57: AM

now you know where you belong ;)

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: oLi on Jun 06, 2009, 06:26: AM

Long time no see  :thumbsup: welcome back!

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: BigMac on Jun 09, 2009, 10:49: AM

If you get anymore popular this will be the longest thread ever!

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: oLi on Jun 10, 2009, 11:55: PM

You havn't been in this thread for a long time now..

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: L_I_S on Jun 11, 2009, 12:48: AM

hmmm, i thought u may want a normal welcome that doesnt consist of any puns.
welcome to the forum, feel free to post some more.

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: SeBaS on Jun 12, 2009, 10:31: AM

Quote from: L_I_S on Jun 11, 2009, 12:48: AM

hmmm, i thought u may want a normal welcome that doesnt consist of any puns.
welcome to the forum, feel free to post some more.

dude, you just broke a long chain of jokes.
btw why are the new members that post in this section always those who never post again?

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: BigMac on Jun 13, 2009, 12:28: PM

How long are these stupid jokes gonna go on for?? :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: DJK on Jun 13, 2009, 06:00: PM

Tomorrow is gonna be long day freestyling for me. what about you?  :cheers:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: SeBaS on Jun 13, 2009, 10:25: PM

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: TAHA95 on Jun 14, 2009, 12:03: AM

hey long,
this is where you belong,
hope you stay long :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: Delano on Jun 14, 2009, 01:25: AM

Quote from: TAHA95 on Jun 14, 2009, 12:03: AM

hey long,
this is where you belong,
hope you stay long :thumbsup:

great copying of all these long jokes that were made a long time ago mate  :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: SeBaS on Jun 14, 2009, 03:21: AM

Quote from: Delano on Jun 14, 2009, 01:25: AM

Quote from: TAHA95 on Jun 14, 2009, 12:03: AM

hey long,
this is where you belong,
hope you stay long :thumbsup:

great copying of all these long jokes that were made a long time ago mate  :rolleyes:

well, as long as no one complains...

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: Onas on Jun 14, 2009, 06:08: AM

btw, I am long too (190 cm)  :thumbsup: just joke, when did you start freestyle?

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: DanTheMan on Jun 15, 2009, 01:47: AM

Quote from: SeBaS on Jun 12, 2009, 10:31: AM

Quote from: L_I_S on Jun 11, 2009, 12:48: AM

hmmm, i thought u may want a normal welcome that doesnt consist of any puns.
welcome to the forum, feel free to post some more.

dude, you just broke a long chain of jokes.
btw why are the new members that post in this section always those who never post again?

yeah what the fuck... its so stupid
why cant we all just get a long

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: hgr126 on Jun 15, 2009, 04:38: AM

ok these are getting funnier by the posts, especially the vid, haahah :lol:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: BigMac on Jun 17, 2009, 09:10: AM

(http://www.hotmoviesale.com/dvds/30400/1/Long-John-Silver.jpg)

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Jun 18, 2009, 07:38: AM

haha
give him a break
welcome mate

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: BigMac on Jul 11, 2009, 11:34: AM

these jokes didnt last as long as i thought  :down:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: DanTheMan on Jul 11, 2009, 10:14: PM

im longing for someone to revive this topic  :nopity:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: BigMac on Jul 11, 2009, 11:49: PM

Quote from: DanTheMan on Jul 11, 2009, 10:14: PM

im longing for someone to revive this topic  :nopity:

you wont be longing for long, im sure someone will come along soon.

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: cigar omar on Jul 12, 2009, 12:36: AM

Welcome long. I assume ur one of the more well endowed posters on this forum such as myself.

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: DanTheMan on Jul 12, 2009, 08:25: AM

Quote from: BigMac on Jul 11, 2009, 11:49: PM

Quote from: DanTheMan on Jul 11, 2009, 10:14: PM

im longing for someone to revive this topic  :nopity:

you wont be longing for long, im sure someone will come along soon.

MWUAHAHAHAHAHA i was longing out loud!

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: SvenF on Jul 12, 2009, 09:09: AM

This joke is getting a bit long in the tooth.



.. :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: renato10 on Jul 12, 2009, 12:13: PM

Long time without see this shit  :cheers:
Hope you long post soon mate

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: Onas on Jul 13, 2009, 12:21: AM

Not funny anymore  :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: DanTheMan on Jul 13, 2009, 01:29: AM

yeah, hes right, its not funny any longer

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: SeBaS on Jul 13, 2009, 01:48: AM

cmon every joke has been already used at least twice

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: renato10 on Jul 13, 2009, 08:42: AM

Quote from: SeBaS on Jul 13, 2009, 01:48: AM

cmon every joke has been already used at least twice

:stupid:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: Olly NZ Frestyle on Jul 13, 2009, 11:17: AM

Ahh sorry i took such a long time to post, welcome to the forum man  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: BigMac on Jul 13, 2009, 12:39: PM

Quote from: SeBaS on Jul 13, 2009, 01:48: AM

cmon every joke has been already used at least twice

no it hasn't

eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.beyondfootball.com%2Fforum%2Findex.php%2Ftopic%2C9368.15.html&feature=player_embedded


now it has :biggrin:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: anhkhoashevakt on Jul 13, 2009, 02:55: PM

Quote from: LongLy on May 16, 2009, 07:28: AM

Name: Long
City: Toulouse France
Favorite style: Sitdown

Thank You

Hey Long! Are you my friend on Youtube who met with Matt and have crazy sitdowns?  :biggrin: :biggrin:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: SeBaS on Jul 13, 2009, 11:50: PM

Quote from: BigMac on Jul 13, 2009, 12:39: PM

Quote from: SeBaS on Jul 13, 2009, 01:48: AM

cmon every joke has been already used at least twice

no it hasn't

eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.beyondfootball.com%2Fforum%2Findex.php%2Ftopic%2C9368.15.html&feature=player_embedded


now it has :biggrin:

LOL!!!

Quote from: renato10 on Jul 13, 2009, 08:42: AM

Quote from: SeBaS on Jul 13, 2009, 01:48: AM

cmon every joke has been already used at least twice

:stupid:

thanks +1

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Jul 14, 2009, 04:33: AM

I've been longing to read a funny post here...
how long will it take till we get quality?
LONG
LOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
the next word is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
btw, how long is your schlong?


definition of schlong from urban dictionary

3.    Schlong
   
A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.
John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: SeBaS on Jul 14, 2009, 07:49: AM

Quote from: royalfreakiness on Jul 14, 2009, 04:33: AM

I've been longing to read a funny post here...
how long will it take till we get quality?
LONG
LOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
the next word is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
btw, how long is your schlong?


definition of schlong from urban dictionary

3.    Schlong
   
A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.
John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.

by defining schlong you just ruined a bad joke

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Jul 14, 2009, 09:20: AM

Quote from: SeBaS on Jul 14, 2009, 07:49: AM

Quote from: royalfreakiness on Jul 14, 2009, 04:33: AM

I've been longing to read a funny post here...
how long will it take till we get quality?
LONG
LOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
the next word is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
btw, how long is your schlong?


definition of schlong from urban dictionary

3.    Schlong
   
A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.
John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.

by defining schlong you just ruined a bad joke

I know  :rolleyes:
I'm just trying to say this thread is getting lamer and lamer the longer it gets...

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: oLi on Jul 15, 2009, 11:31: PM

I see you didnt plan a long term relationship with us mr Long

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: DanTheMan on Jul 20, 2009, 09:22: PM

Quote from: oLi on Jul 15, 2009, 11:31: PM

I see you didnt plan a long term relationship with us mr Long

its probably more of a long-distance relationship

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: JimiFreestyle on Aug 10, 2010, 09:54: AM

I think this is not funny anymore for him.. :sad: btw, welcome tot he forum! :great:

Title: Re: Hi All, My Name is Long
Post by: larsfreestyle on Aug 14, 2010, 03:45: AM

in the netherlands long means : lung  :015:


PS : this should be your username : My Name is Long , because it kinda makes sense or something