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Freestyle Soccer Forum => Freestyle Chat => Topic started by: Oysta on Apr 19, 2009, 04:20: AM
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What is the funniest comment you've heard while freestyling?
I remember I was with Tiernan and Nam the Man one time. Nam was explaining to someone how to do ATW both ways. He said "You just get your foot around the ball like this...And to go the opposite way you just reverse your brain!!!"
Nice one Nam !! :P
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Hahahaha thats a classic Oysta !!
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One time, there was a little girl who was 8 years younger than me. She started talking and she stood there for 3 hours.
When I did a good combo for my level I said "Å faen!" (Oh fuck). Later when I saw the video, I heard she said to her friend "He's very good, he captures, and lay the videos out on internet, he said fuck earlier. Oh fuck, he said"
She was very weird. Cute though. I'll see if I can upload. Here's another thing she said:
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"what is that the octopuss?"
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maybe not the funniest but a weird one indeed; a while back, me and avalos where freestyling in a mall in ottawa, and some girl came and she was like OMG you guys are so talented, god blessed you so well, i hope you make it to team canada and win the world cup or some bullshit like that, and she mentionned god like 10 times in at least one minute and told us how he has blessed us and how we have to use this talent for the good reasons and i dont know what lol and the craziest part about this is that she was actually serious about all that shit lol
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when i just finished a combo some guy [drunk] yelled out "What was that mate? do a kickflip" - i couldnt freestyle for ages after that cus i couldnt stop laughing
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when i just finished a combo some guy [drunk] yelled out "What was that mate? do a kickflip" - i couldnt freestyle for ages after that cus i couldnt stop laughing
Ahh yes, the old kickflip story...
hmmmm.....funniest comment.......
SOme guy(possibly with terets), said holy fuck shit crap bitch, thats fucking awesome cunt! Then he walked off swearing...kinda freaky.
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when i just finished a combo some guy [drunk] yelled out "What was that mate? do a kickflip" - i couldnt freestyle for ages after that cus i couldnt stop laughing
Ahh yes, the old kickflip story...
yea man i busk alot frm 11pm to 3am on the weekeneds and i always get '' ok now do a back flip'' im like dude this is not acrobats! its freestyle football
hmmmm.....funniest comment.......
SOme guy(possibly with terets), said holy fuck shit crap bitch, thats fucking awesome cunt! Then he walked off swearing...kinda freaky.
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One comment I liked was on my palle vs tatsulow video where he said 'palle didnt invent patw tsatsulow did and he did it better than palle' :lol: I just liked how palle beat tatsulow so he turned to blatent lying to get his point across.
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I have heard a lot
you get the obvious why dont you play for chelsea etc
but the funniest was when i was practising abdullah trick on my road, an old couple were walking by, and the old man goes "what the FUCK is he doing" to his wife, like 2 yards away from me in such a loud voice hahahaha he must have been at least 70
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One time when me and Yoacim were freestyling in Oslo, there was this dude who wanted to give Yoyo a book about god and martial arts and preached for like 10 minutes about how we got our fs skills from god, and it was finished off by a blessing where Yoacim couldn't stop laughing !
There was this one time in Gothenborg, while fsing with the one and only Erik Arvidsson, there was this dude, who came up to me with a cocky attitude and said " My cousin is way better than you ! " , and I said to him " Well, why don't you go get him then, and we'll see who's better" and he was like " Naah, I can't, he is eating right now " . And then he left. That cracked me up :lol:
:pimp:
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One time when me and Yoacim were freestyling in Oslo, there was this dude who wanted to give Yoyo a book about god and martial arts and preached for like 10 minutes about how we got our fs skills from god, and it was finished off by a blessing where Yoacim couldn't stop laughing !
would that happen to be Tony Anthony?
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I was doing some street performance...I was doing headstall and some guy said I had a big wart on my head :-/
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when i just finished a combo some guy [drunk] yelled out "What was that mate? do a kickflip" - i couldnt freestyle for ages after that cus i couldnt stop laughing
Ahh yes, the old kickflip story...
hmmmm.....funniest comment.......
SOme guy(possibly with terets), said holy fuck shit crap bitch, thats fucking awesome cunt! Then he walked off swearing...kinda freaky.
Hahahah I gotta go to OZ some time soon...
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I have heard a lot
you get the obvious why dont you play for chelsea etc
but the funniest was when i was practising abdullah trick on my road, an old couple were walking by, and the old man goes "what the FUCK is he doing" to his wife, like 2 yards away from me in such a loud voice hahahaha he must have been at least 70
the funniest thing ive herd in freestyle is leg over aka hop the world lmao
from mincheal taking the piss out of me when i 1st started freestyle lmao
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dantheman yours is the funniest i reckon mate lmao !
i wud of loved to see that haha
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I was doing some street performance...I was doing headstall and some guy said I had a big wart on my head :-/
sorry thats so funny
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I was doing some street performance...I was doing headstall and some guy said I had a big wart on my head :-/
although wen im doin headstall i always get ''HES A SEAL'' and they ake the sounds so i get them to do somfinn in front of the ppl but they get all shy and make excuses
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Yeah, the seal thingy happens to me sometimes. But I remember when I did latw with footbag and my cousin was saying: Cool, but can you do atw? :rolleyes:
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Yeah, the seal thingy happens to me sometimes. But I remember when I did latw with footbag and my cousin was saying: Cool, but can you do atw? :rolleyes:
hahahahahaha :lol: what a stupid cousin xD
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One time, there was a little girl who was 8 years younger than me. She started talking and she stood there for 3 hours.
When I did a good combo for my level I said "Å faen!" (Oh fuck). Later when I saw the video, I heard she said to her friend "He's very good, he captures, and lay the videos out on internet, he said fuck earlier. Oh fuck, he said"
She was very weird. Cute though. I'll see if I can upload. Here's another thing she said:
hahaha when i met yoacim he was always saying Faen!!
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Lol .. i've heard LOOOADS of funny stuff.. and laughed ALOT.. but one i remember well (because its recently xD) .. is dennis' comment while anders borg was doing his acrobat thingy (if u haven't seen it - watch close to the end of this vid:)
Well.. borg did the acrobat thingy.. and dennis said very cocky:
"Well.. i could do that too if i weighed like 5 kilograms.."
HAHAHAHHAHA :lol:
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:O
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I like Ash's one ! Wart on the forehead hehehe !!! Ugly mug ! Hehe
Keep em coming ! :biggrin:
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Yeah, the seal thingy happens to me sometimes. But I remember when I did latw with footbag and my cousin was saying: Cool, but can you do atw? :rolleyes:
hahahahahaha :lol: what a stupid cousin xD
lol, yeah, he doesnt really know much about freestyle, but how unbelievably (if this word exists) it sounds, he is quite clever. :thumbsup: