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Title: A pain in belly....
Post by: Onas on Jan 28, 2009, 01:29: AM
I was freestyling yesterday, but after about 2 hours I suddenly got a great pain in my belly. I was like WTF but then it quite quickly disappeared. But today, I feel like it should come again...Anybody know what was that and how to avoid it?
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: Miran Pirner on Jan 28, 2009, 01:36: AM
OMG! You're pregnant!  :saywhat:
No, but seriously, it doesn't sound good, you should get it checked by a doctor, maybe even get him to do an ultrasound on you. Maybe something happened to your abdominal muscles, so you need to be careful.
 :cheers:
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: DanTheMan on Jan 28, 2009, 01:51: AM
happens to me sometimes if i freestyle for too long without a break
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: BigMac on Jan 28, 2009, 02:06: AM
happens to me sometimes when i dont take a shit for like a week.
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: Tom on Jan 28, 2009, 02:10: AM
happens to me sometimes when i dont take a shit for like a week.
i second that
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: JoshClarkeFS on Jan 28, 2009, 03:16: AM
are you keeping hydrated


??
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: TF on Jan 28, 2009, 03:37: AM
happens to me sometimes when i dont take a shit for like a week.
i second that
i 3rd that trying to not take a dump for a week is one of the hardest things ever
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: teff on Jan 28, 2009, 03:48: AM
dam how the fuck do u not take a shit for a week i could never man that
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: Onas on Jan 28, 2009, 03:49: AM
OMG! You're pregnant!  :saywhat:
No, but seriously, it doesn't sound good, you should get it checked by a doctor, maybe even get him to do an ultrasound on you. Maybe something happened to your abdominal muscles, so you need to be careful.
 :cheers:
Lol, I thought someone will say it.  :biggrin:
happens to me sometimes when i dont take a shit for like a week.
i second that
i 3rd that trying to not take a dump for a week is one of the hardest things ever
DUMP? Ewwww, I don't have this word in my dictionary and my english sucks  :cursing: But if this is supposed to be a break, how long break should I take for a week?
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: TF on Jan 28, 2009, 04:01: AM
dam how the fuck do u not take a shit for a week i could never man that

i said try
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: Normando on Jan 28, 2009, 04:05: AM
Stretch your stomach muscles and do more core exercises like sit ups, planks, cruches and stuff. Maybe your out of shape, like when I do lots of sprints my stomach burns soo, maybe you should take a run or something.
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: Shenker on Jan 29, 2009, 03:47: AM
could be a hernia so id chill for a while and keep an eye onnit
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: Onas on Jan 29, 2009, 09:29: PM
happens to me sometimes when i dont take a shit for like a week.
Um, maybe it's because I'm sorta fatty....Um, I hope last question, what did you mean by "shit"?
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: Jak on Jan 29, 2009, 09:47: PM
happens to me sometimes when i dont take a shit for like a week.
Um, maybe it's because I'm sorta fatty....Um, I hope last question, what did you mean by "shit"?

He means he didnt have a Turd/Crap/Poo/Curly Wurly/Excretion/Dump, etc.....
(Didnt go to the toilet)
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: Onas on Jan 30, 2009, 12:55: AM
happens to me sometimes when i dont take a shit for like a week.
Um, maybe it's because I'm sorta fatty....Um, I hope last question, what did you mean by "shit"?

He means he didnt have a Turd/Crap/Poo/Curly Wurly/Excretion/Dump, etc.....
(Didnt go to the toilet)
Yeah, but I was wondering how he could manage not shit for a WEEK.
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 30, 2009, 01:16: AM
happens to me sometimes when i dont take a shit for like a week.
Um, maybe it's because I'm sorta fatty....Um, I hope last question, what did you mean by "shit"?

He means he didnt have a Turd/Crap/Poo/Curly Wurly/Excretion/Dump, etc.....
(Didnt go to the toilet)
Yeah, but I was wondering how he could manage not shit for a WEEK.
i hope ppl r just exagerating about that. coz 2 days should be MAX!
dont use eat food?????
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: Max on Jan 30, 2009, 02:17: AM
happens to me sometimes when i dont take a shit for like a week.
Um, maybe it's because I'm sorta fatty....Um, I hope last question, what did you mean by "shit"?

He means he didnt have a Turd/Crap/Poo/Curly Wurly/Excretion/Dump, etc.....
(Didnt go to the toilet)
Yeah, but I was wondering how he could manage not shit for a WEEK.
i hope ppl r just exagerating about that. coz 2 days should be MAX!
dont use eat food?????

the sister of a friend of mine has the absolute record..... she didnt shit for abou 2,5 weeks. she went do doctor bit he couldnt find anything.
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: becs on Jan 30, 2009, 08:00: AM
dam how the fuck do u not take a shit for a week i could never man that

i said try
you tried :biggrin: So you didn't have anything els to do? :P

I get a pain in my stomach if I haven't eaten for a wild, and try ahtatw at a training session :P
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: L_I_S on Jan 30, 2009, 11:36: AM
Quote
the sister of a friend of mine has the absolute record..... she didnt shit for abou 2,5 weeks. she went do doctor bit he couldnt find anything.
bhahahahahaha

this guy i know, didnt take a shit for 2 weeks coz he drank way way too much protien drinks. he had 2 go 2 the hospital.
let that be a lesson to all the protien buffs out there, dont take too much!
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: Jonathonhehu on Jan 30, 2009, 02:00: PM
stomach cramp  :thumbsup:  :dontknow: or just ur abs  :dontknow:, u said ur fat then get a six pac and it wont hurt :)
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: Hayezzz on Jan 30, 2009, 09:30: PM
Its usually called a stitch in the UK...
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: Cogliono Grande on Jan 31, 2009, 02:17: AM
Once i had an infection in my balls. No freestyle for about 2 weeks. Check it out with a doctor asap. Btw; You will be "checked" (they will touch your balls to see what's wrong). Then you have to chose what sex your doctor should be this time.
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jan 31, 2009, 03:54: AM
you all have it wrong...the only thing you can take to relieve this bellyache is:

Put the lime in the coconut and drink a bowl up

call me in the morning
Title: Re: A pain in belly....
Post by: Onas on Feb 02, 2009, 06:23: AM
stomach cramp  :thumbsup:  :dontknow: or just ur abs  :dontknow:, u said ur fat then get a six pac and it wont hurt :)
I dunno, I'm 191 cm/80 kg so maybe that wouldn't be a problem, but I wouldn't consider myself as a slim one! And can u translate six pac to simple English please? My eng sucks  :nopity: