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Title: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: redsforlife on Jan 16, 2009, 03:45: AM
Gremio to "game test" Viagra - Tuesday, January 13

According to Gremio's club doctor the miracle sex drug Viagra could help football players perform better at altitude and wants the Brazilian club to put his theory to the test.

Club medic Alarico Endres claims that he had his Eureka moment whilst reading a magazine "which wasn't a medical one".

"Viagra increases and improves the blood circulation," explained Endres. "It therefore can improve the performances of players at high altitude."

At the moment it is only a theory but one that is expected to be "game tested" during the Copa Libertadores, in particular when the matches are played above 2,500 metres in Bolivia.

Soccernet predicts a high scoring game with Gremio's rampaging players benefiting from improved penetration in the box ... Sorry. Couldn't help it.

Quite how they are going to conceal the medically intended effect of the drug is still unknown.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story?id=609955&sec=global&root=global&cc=5901

well this is one of the funniest things i've heard in the football world in a long time.
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Jan 16, 2009, 03:58: AM
not surprised.  they use it to treat altitude sickness

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Quite how they are going to conceal the medically intended effect of the drug is still unknown.

well, without sexual arousal, there shouldn't be an erection.  i think the better question is:  who the fuck gets sexually aroused on the soccer field?
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: redsforlife on Jan 16, 2009, 04:04: AM
not surprised.  they use it to treat altitude sickness

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Quite how they are going to conceal the medically intended effect of the drug is still unknown.

well, without sexual arousal, there shouldn't be an erection.  i think the better question is:  who the fuck gets sexually aroused on the soccer field?

well thats true, but viagra is also meant to give you an erection, not just improve blood flow. not completely sure, but i don't think you need to be aroused by anything to pop one if you have taken viagra.
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Jan 16, 2009, 04:56: AM
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Sildenafil is a potent and selective inhibitor of cGMP specific phosphodiesterase type 5 (PDE5) which is responsible for degradation of cGMP in the corpus cavernosum. The molecular structure of sildenafil is similar to that of cGMP and acts as a competitive binding agent of PDE5 in the corpus cavernosum, resulting in more cGMP and better erections.[14] Without sexual stimulation, and therefore lack of activation of the NO/cGMP system, sildenafil should not cause an erection.

that's from wikipedia, but it's usually pretty accurate w/regards to things like that.  should make things pretty interesting
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: redsforlife on Jan 16, 2009, 04:58: AM
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Sildenafil is a potent and selective inhibitor of cGMP specific phosphodiesterase type 5 (PDE5) which is responsible for degradation of cGMP in the corpus cavernosum. The molecular structure of sildenafil is similar to that of cGMP and acts as a competitive binding agent of PDE5 in the corpus cavernosum, resulting in more cGMP and better erections.[14] Without sexual stimulation, and therefore lack of activation of the NO/cGMP system, sildenafil should not cause an erection.

that's from wikipedia, but it's usually pretty accurate w/regards to things like that.  should make things pretty interesting

remember this is going to be in south america. there should be some really sexy cheerleaders on the sidelines.  its possible that just taking it wouldn't do it, but it probably make it much easier.
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Jan 16, 2009, 05:04: AM
 :lol:

"what the fuck was that"

"what had happened was, they had all of those cheerleaders, man.  i couldn't help it"
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: TW89 on Jan 16, 2009, 08:32: AM
:lol:

"what the fuck was that"

"what had happened was, they had all of those cheerleaders, man.  i couldn't help it"

(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w72/1dodgydave/bikinis628.jpg)


Sorry lol
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: Chunkchenko on Jan 16, 2009, 12:52: PM
hahahaha how could the guy just stand there with a boner and act casual  :lol:
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: moby on Jan 16, 2009, 03:10: PM
hahaha lol

that kid looks like someone i know


Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: Tito on Jan 16, 2009, 10:41: PM
hahaha i might never wacth that league again

:lol:

"what the fuck was that"

"what had happened was, they had all of those cheerleaders, man.  i couldn't help it"
they could get alot of media revenue
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jan 17, 2009, 12:15: AM
hahaha lol

that kid looks like someone i know



please let it be Tito  :lol:
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: moby on Jan 17, 2009, 02:13: PM
hahaha lol

that kid looks like someone i know



please let it be Tito  :lol:


ahahhhahaha lol OMG

you funny kid, nah an old primary school kid
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jan 17, 2009, 02:26: PM
hahaha lol

that kid looks like someone i know



please let it be Tito  :lol:


ahahhhahaha lol OMG

you funny kid, nah an old primary school kid
awwwww that would have been like a birthday present to me

Tito would've had to leave the forum. I'd probably track him down in Australia just to make fun of him in person.
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: Tito on Jan 17, 2009, 03:07: PM
hahaha lol

that kid looks like someone i know



please let it be Tito  :lol:


ahahhhahaha lol OMG

you funny kid, nah an old primary school kid
awwwww that would have been like a birthday present to me

Tito would've had to leave the forum. I'd probably track him down in Australia just to make fun of him in person.
you have an obsession with me i'm feeling a little insecure
just don't stalk me one Borg is enough
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jan 18, 2009, 02:15: AM
hahaha lol

that kid looks like someone i know



please let it be Tito  :lol:


ahahhhahaha lol OMG

you funny kid, nah an old primary school kid
awwwww that would have been like a birthday present to me

Tito would've had to leave the forum. I'd probably track him down in Australia just to make fun of him in person.
you have an obsession with me i'm feeling a little insecure
just don't stalk me one Borg is enough
shut up pedro
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: TW89 on Jan 18, 2009, 04:07: AM
awwwww that would have been like a birthday present to me

Tito would've had to leave the forum. I'd probably track him down in Australia just to make fun of him in person.

Lmao   "The BF hunt for Tito"   lol
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: Tito on Jan 18, 2009, 04:46: PM
hahaha lol

that kid looks like someone i know



please let it be Tito  :lol:


ahahhhahaha lol OMG

you funny kid, nah an old primary school kid
awwwww that would have been like a birthday present to me

Tito would've had to leave the forum. I'd probably track him down in Australia just to make fun of him in person.
you have an obsession with me i'm feeling a little insecure
just don't stalk me one Borg is enough
shut up pedro
who is this Pedro you speak so highly of
i'm just Tito your pool cleaner :rolleyes:

awwwww that would have been like a birthday present to me

Tito would've had to leave the forum. I'd probably track him down in Australia just to make fun of him in person.
Lmao   "The BF hunt for Tito"   lol
wouldn't be the first time
Title: Re: Brazilian Club to Use Viagra for Better Performance
Post by: soccer-fanatic on Feb 04, 2009, 05:29: AM
I don't want to play against those guys  :3some: