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Title: some sort of plot
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Nov 30, 2008, 10:53: AM
I think Plaxico Buress broke out of the hospital last night, even after sustaining a fresh gunshot wound, and is now feverishly moderating this forum. My guess is that he placed a stunt double of himself in the hotel bed after staging the shooting, and then made a break for it out the window, using the fire escape platforms as a means to reach the ground.

Jeeze, the guy must really hate football, or must be having some dispute with quarterback Eli Manning. Any thoughts, gents?
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Nov 30, 2008, 11:48: AM
this mother fucker stole my name, signature, and avatar:

"a;sdlfkas;df"
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: Tito on Nov 30, 2008, 11:56: AM
you have an avatar  :dontknow:
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Nov 30, 2008, 12:24: PM
wait hold on it WAS plaxico burress who got shot, right? I'm afraid I might've gotten mixed up... :dontknow:
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Nov 30, 2008, 12:50: PM
yeah
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Nov 30, 2008, 12:57: PM
wait hold on it WAS plaxico burress who got shot, right? I'm afraid I might've gotten mixed up... :dontknow:

i had one screename.  someone made a similar one and copied my signature and avatar.  i changed my name to "plaxico burress" and stuck a gun in my signature
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: ^_^ on Nov 30, 2008, 01:02: PM
in keeping with the latest fad, i can' t be known as elitestriker anymore. i can only be known as "x", not capitalized. my name will change often. i can't help it.
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Nov 30, 2008, 01:05: PM
in keeping with the latest fad, i can' t be known as elitestriker anymore. i can only be known as "x", not capitalized. my name will change often. i can't help it.
so, x, hows life going with a constantly fluctuating personal title?
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: ^_^ on Nov 30, 2008, 01:09: PM
it's not bad at all. in fact it's worth is. this way i'll be able to keep a low low profile :down: :dontknow:
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Nov 30, 2008, 01:11: PM
it's not bad at all. in fact it's worth is. this way i'll be able to keep a low low profile :down: :dontknow:
good now you can replace cigar omar in some of my more covert operations

hes getting on in age, has developed a rather massive beer belly, and wheezes with each step he takes
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: ^_^ on Nov 30, 2008, 01:14: PM
oh lord. i thought he started counting calories. fuck it.


x
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: cigar omar on Nov 30, 2008, 01:38: PM
[2pac] Cigar Omar change his name, you wanna change your name
Cigar Omar cut his head bald, you wanna cut your head bald (you pussy nigga)
Cigar Omar wear a bandanna, you wanna wear a bandanna
Cigar Omar put a cross on his back, you wanna put a crosses on your back
Nigga you ain't Cigar Omar, this is Cigar Omar [/2pac]


Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Nov 30, 2008, 01:52: PM
[2pac] Cigar Omar change his name, you wanna change your name
Cigar Omar cut his head bald, you wanna cut your head bald (you pussy nigga)
Cigar Omar wear a bandanna, you wanna wear a bandanna
Cigar Omar put a cross on his back, you wanna put a crosses on your back
Nigga you ain't Cigar Omar, this is Cigar Omar [/2pac]
*goes into a pseudo-asthmatic attack and collapses, letting out wheezes that sound like an elephant trumpeting, due to to exertion caused by uttering those lines. Begins to spasmodically twitch, and yells out something slurred about x's mother* 
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: cigar omar on Nov 30, 2008, 02:01: PM
*begins to froth at the mouth* literately
    
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Nov 30, 2008, 02:07: PM
*begins to froth at the mouth* literately
    
*godemperor frantically calls ambulance, yelling semi-incoherently at them to rush a rabies shot over to some dude in the Australian outback...adds that he is probably in the midst of wild sexual intercourse with a kangaroo*

*cigar omar quickly rolls away from the kangaroo during a brief respite from his twitching*
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: cigar omar on Nov 30, 2008, 02:50: PM
*Lights a cigar, waits for paramedics*
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: manutd. on Dec 01, 2008, 04:37: AM
this mother fucker stole my name, signature, and avatar:

"a;sdlfkas;df"
It was a guy with the screen name "T", I think that's Tommy?
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: Mr. T on Dec 01, 2008, 05:09: AM
this mother fucker stole my name, signature, and avatar:

"a;sdlfkas;df"
It was a guy with the screen name "T", I think that's Tommy?
No, not exactly. Does my IP match his or something?
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: manutd. on Dec 01, 2008, 05:22: AM
Sorry bro!

I just saw in the "IPs used in messages" sorting or whatever, and it showed "T" as a display name.

I hope that makes sense.
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Dec 01, 2008, 06:15: AM
this mother fucker stole my name, signature, and avatar:

"a;sdlfkas;df"
It was a guy with the screen name "T", I think that's Tommy?
No, not exactly. Does my IP match his or something?


among  other things, yes.

but, if anything, it's testament to how much ass i kick on the internet.  so, i'm not going to look into it
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: Mr. T on Dec 01, 2008, 06:53: AM
this mother fucker stole my name, signature, and avatar:

"a;sdlfkas;df"
It was a guy with the screen name "T", I think that's Tommy?
No, not exactly. Does my IP match his or something?


among  other things, yes.
Uh, alright. What other things match?

Sorry bro!

I just saw in the "IPs used in messages" sorting or whatever, and it showed "T" as a display name.

I hope that makes sense.
No worries, mate.
But why does my name show there? Does it mean I've posted with the same IP as the namestealer before? If so, can you post the IP? Might be my school's IP-address ...

Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: manutd. on Dec 01, 2008, 07:13: AM
Yes, exactly.

IP address  Poster  Subject                                     Date
62.113.158.79    T    Re: Untitled freestyle video    May 14, 2008, 02:21:43 AM
62.113.158.79    T    Re: Hurt & Heal I                    May 13, 2008, 02:22:37 AM

That is under asjaosaas;sad
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Dec 01, 2008, 08:46: AM
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Uh, alright. What other things match?

nothing that "matches."  just some curious error messages.  nothing major
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: BigMac on Dec 01, 2008, 08:50: AM
why are you all changing your names? it confuses the hell out of me.
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: G-Man on Dec 01, 2008, 08:51: AM
why are you all changing your names? it confuses the hell out of me.

Its because ant flo has came for her monthly visit...
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: BigMac on Dec 01, 2008, 08:53: AM
why are you all changing your names? it confuses the hell out of me.

Its because ant flo has came for her monthly visit...

ant flo? does she bring presents? =)
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: G-Man on Dec 01, 2008, 08:55: AM
why are you all changing your names? it confuses the hell out of me.

Its because ant flo has came for her monthly visit...

ant flo? does she bring presents? =)

its a euphanism for a period , i swear down all you southerners are r-tards :biggrin:
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: BigMac on Dec 01, 2008, 08:57: AM
why are you all changing your names? it confuses the hell out of me.

Its because ant flo has came for her monthly visit...

ant flo? does she bring presents? =)

its a euphanism for a period , i swear down all you southerners are r-tards :biggrin:

i know i thought you were talking about a south park episode where ant flo comes and she buys stan an evil goldfish as a present but the goldfish is from the secret realm and keeps killing people and there is 2 of each character its pure crazyness.

spose i jumped the gun there.
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: G-Man on Dec 01, 2008, 08:58: AM
why are you all changing your names? it confuses the hell out of me.

Its because ant flo has came for her monthly visit...

ant flo? does she bring presents? =)

its a euphanism for a period , i swear down all you southerners are r-tards :biggrin:

i know i thought you were talking about a south park episode where ant flo comes and she buys stan an evil goldfish as a present but the goldfish is from the secret realm and keeps killing people and there is 2 of each character its pure crazyness.

spose i jumped the gun there.

hahahaha... :lol:

i love south park
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: BigMac on Dec 01, 2008, 09:01: AM
why are you all changing your names? it confuses the hell out of me.

Its because ant flo has came for her monthly visit...

ant flo? does she bring presents? =)

its a euphanism for a period , i swear down all you southerners are r-tards :biggrin:

i know i thought you were talking about a south park episode where ant flo comes and she buys stan an evil goldfish as a present but the goldfish is from the secret realm and keeps killing people and there is 2 of each character its pure crazyness.

spose i jumped the gun there.

hahahaha... :lol:

i love south park

obviously not as much me
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: G-Man on Dec 01, 2008, 07:50: PM
why are you all changing your names? it confuses the hell out of me.

Its because ant flo has came for her monthly visit...

ant flo? does she bring presents? =)

its a euphanism for a period , i swear down all you southerners are r-tards :biggrin:

i know i thought you were talking about a south park episode where ant flo comes and she buys stan an evil goldfish as a present but the goldfish is from the secret realm and keeps killing people and there is 2 of each character its pure crazyness.

spose i jumped the gun there.

hahahaha... :lol:

i love south park

obviously not as much me

Actually.. i know more...

because my phrase came from the episode where stans mum starts her menapuase, and stans dad uses the phrase"ant flo has stopped coming for her monthly visit, so beat that mac attack... you just got powned
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: Mr. T on Dec 02, 2008, 04:49: AM
Yes, exactly.

IP address  Poster  Subject                                     Date
62.113.158.79    T    Re: Untitled freestyle video    May 14, 2008, 02:21:43 AM
62.113.158.79    T    Re: Hurt & Heal I                    May 13, 2008, 02:22:37 AM

That is under asjaosaas;sad
Yeah, I checked my school's IP today, and that's the one. I think all schools in my county has that IP-address though, so it isn't necessarily someone at my school ... :dontknow:
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Uh, alright. What other things match?

nothing that "matches."  just some curious error messages.  nothing major
Error messages like those you get when you try to go to a topic that doesn't exist anymore?
I would like to know specifically why you think it's me, so I can disprove it.
Title: Re: some sort of plot
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Dec 02, 2008, 05:26: AM
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Error messages like those you get when you try to go to a topic that doesn't exist anymore?
I would like to know specifically why you think it's me, so I can disprove it.

i don't.  that's why i haven't pursued this fwiw