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Title: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: sputnik on Feb 02, 2008, 07:10: AM
when im training at the park, dogs come out of no were with no leesh

and i run home as fast as i can because im scared :(

im scared to train :(

just now 2 black dogs chased me :(
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: 2zef^^ on Feb 02, 2008, 07:12: AM
hahhaahhahhahahhahhahahah :booty: :booty: :booty:
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: Adi on Feb 02, 2008, 07:26: AM
Don't you know any better? Don't run from a dog or he'll chase you even more. :biggrin:

That sucks though. Ever step into dog shit while playing?
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: sputnik on Feb 02, 2008, 07:28: AM
yeh, indoors too :angry:
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Post by: 2zef^^ on Feb 02, 2008, 07:29: AM
its soo funny!pls recoorded one day xd
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Post by: lilmaniac on Feb 02, 2008, 09:04: AM
yeh, indoors too :angry:
there was dog shit indoors?
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Post by: Finnery on Feb 02, 2008, 08:08: PM
its soo funny!pls recoorded one day xd
rofl, go on, just go there with your video camera and train a bit, then record you running from teh dogs!
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: sputnik on Feb 02, 2008, 08:59: PM
yeh, indoors too :angry:
there was dog shit indoors?

:(
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Feb 03, 2008, 01:24: AM
(http://www.sbtoutdoors.com/fish_spears/6pk_spear.jpg)

or

(http://www.halfmoonoutfitters.com/halfmoon/assets/product_images/ben_minigriptilian_lg.jpg)

How big are these dogs?  Why are you running?
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: sputnik on Feb 03, 2008, 01:32: AM
(http://www.sbtoutdoors.com/fish_spears/6pk_spear.jpg)

or

(http://www.halfmoonoutfitters.com/halfmoon/assets/product_images/ben_minigriptilian_lg.jpg)

How big are these dogs?  Why are you running?

6"3! :dontknow:

perhaps my original post wasnt accurate... i meant 'dawgs' as the way white middle class youths say when describing someone ghetto :rolleyes:
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Feb 03, 2008, 01:36: AM
Well then.  Those two previous or:

http://www.beststungun.com/streetwise-stun-baton.html
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: riodavid on Feb 03, 2008, 09:27: PM
Did they bark? Barking dogs don't bite.
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: sputnik on Feb 03, 2008, 09:48: PM
Well then.  Those two previous or:

http://www.beststungun.com/streetwise-stun-baton.html

if you buy me one, i will film myself using it on them :biggrin:

Did they bark? Barking dogs don't bite.

i dont know i running to fast away!
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: Tito on Feb 03, 2008, 09:49: PM
Dogs are annoying
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: cigar omar on Feb 04, 2008, 01:22: AM
Did they bark? Barking dogs don't bite.
I wouldn't want to find out the hard way. I hate it when dogs run at you, you hit them and the owner starts yelling at you. Bastards.
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: Pakito on Feb 04, 2008, 01:25: AM
you confuse me :dontknow: dogs and dawgs??
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: Tito on Feb 04, 2008, 03:02: AM
i tough we were talking about Frogs  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: Chunkchenko on Feb 04, 2008, 03:08: AM
i think we should leave the french people out of this discussion tito  ;)

i hate dogs like boxers, rottweiler's etc there was these 3 boxer dogs that used to live up the road from where i live and when i was younger they always used to jump over the wall and chase me and fucking bark good job that there dead now and these jahavoa witnesses up the road have a boxer dog and its never on its lead so when i take my jack russel for a walk its always around and trying to go for my dog.
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: sputnik on Feb 04, 2008, 03:15: AM
couldve used it as target practise for your archery... :popcorn:
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: BigMac on Feb 05, 2008, 08:34: AM
i think we should leave the french people out of this discussion tito  ;)

i hate dogs like boxers, rottweiler's etc there was these 3 boxer dogs that used to live up the road from where i live and when i was younger they always used to jump over the wall and chase me and fucking bark good job that there dead now and these jahavoa witnesses up the road have a boxer dog and its never on its lead so when i take my jack russel for a walk its always around and trying to go for my dog.

you have a story for every occasion lol
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: oLi on Feb 06, 2008, 06:09: AM
i think we should leave the french people out of this discussion tito  ;)

i hate dogs like boxers, rottweiler's etc there was these 3 boxer dogs that used to live up the road from where i live and when i was younger they always used to jump over the wall and chase me and fucking bark good job that there dead now and these jahavoa witnesses up the road have a boxer dog and its never on its lead so when i take my jack russel for a walk its always around and trying to go for my dog.
You have the best stories
Karma!
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: cigar omar on Feb 09, 2008, 02:52: AM
I was at the park today I seen these little dogs about 8 of them, I remember seeing them attack the shit out of 2 bigger dogs a while ago they came barking and running at me, I ran and climbed the roof of the public bathroom till the owners came and took them away. People where looking and laughing but fuck that I'm not getting bit that easily.
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: Alex17 on Feb 11, 2008, 03:04: AM
I was at the park today I seen these little dogs about 8 of them, I remember seeing them attack the shit out of 2 bigger dogs a while ago they came barking and running at me, I ran and climbed the roof of the public bathroom till the owners came and took them away. People where looking and laughing but fuck that I'm not getting bit that easily.

LOL aahhaha.u should just do the technique....raise up ur right foot like if ur doing heel stall...
when i went to mexico those dogs dont fuck around..they bit  my shirt off  :down: but my couzin told me the technique. :cheers:

any who in USA the dogs are pussies..some are homeless n u just run up to it they will run away..sad :down:

is like were the dogs here lol ahahhaa
but were not  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Feb 11, 2008, 04:44: AM
any who in USA the dogs are pussies..some are homeless n u just run up to it they will run away..sad :down:

(http://www.puppiesanddogsforsale.com/breeders/..%5Cdadpic%5C91_Pic1.jpeg)

 :down:
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: Adi on Feb 11, 2008, 05:36: AM
Get some gun and shoot those bastards. I hate owners who don't take care of their dogs. Keep them on a fucking leash.  :down:
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: Megakid on Feb 11, 2008, 06:05: AM
Get some gun and shoot those bastards. I hate owners who don't take care of their dogs. Keep them on a fucking leash.  :down:

Haha funny that, because i got chased by a bulldog when i was playing football in a park with a few mates 2 days ago,I was lucky enough not to get bite. The owner should most definitely take responsibility's of its dog and its actions, & if they dont they are quite simply futile owners & dont deserve the right to shout at others which kick the dog. Elseways they will wound young children the majority of the time. for the reasons stated above, dogs should undeniably be prohibited from entering a park imo, and they shit everywhere which is awful. :saywhat:
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: Tito on Feb 12, 2008, 07:32: PM
Get some gun and shoot those bastards. I hate owners who don't take care of their dogs. Keep them on a fucking leash.  :down:
i keep Moby on leash so your not referring to me
so we're cool
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Feb 18, 2008, 01:08: PM
I was playing in the park with some friends, and a dog actually tried to take the ball...deked him out a while, then let him have it to see what would happen...he did a headstall...
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: manutd. on Feb 18, 2008, 01:32: PM
What city do you live in?
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Feb 18, 2008, 01:40: PM
What city do you live in?
Toronto
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: Tito on Feb 18, 2008, 04:54: PM
What city do you live in?
Toronto
what city does the dog live in?
becuase if he can do a headstall he obviously isn't Canadian  :biggrin:
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: Finnery on Feb 19, 2008, 04:14: AM
Get some gun and shoot those bastards. I hate owners who don't take care of their dogs. Keep them on a fucking leash.  :down:
Sort out your language, this is a warning.

Theres a breed of dogs I forgot the name of, I think they're english but they're currently illegal to breed anymore and there numbers are going down, but they're really vicious and forced to fight by twats who thinks its funny. But they lock they're jaw around there prey's (humans, dogs) neck and don't let go, and it's like impossible to release. If anyone knows the name n ting, do say.
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Feb 19, 2008, 04:37: AM
"Pit Bull"

Officially, only the American Pit Bull Terrier is recognized as a Pit Bull.  There are a few other breeds commonly referred to as Pit Bulls. 

They cannot lock their jaws.  They do, however, have a very strong bite.  Most owners are encouraged to carry a "break stick" to "pry" the Pit Bull off of its "prey."
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: sputnik on Feb 19, 2008, 05:38: AM
Get some gun and shoot those bastards. I hate owners who don't take care of their dogs. Keep them on a fucking leash.  :down:
Sort out your language, this is a warning.

Theres a breed of dogs I forgot the name of, I think they're english but they're currently illegal to breed anymore and there numbers are going down, but they're really vicious and forced to fight by twats who thinks its funny. But they lock they're jaw around there prey's (humans, dogs) neck and don't let go, and it's like impossible to release. If anyone knows the name n ting, do say.

tom folan :dontknow:
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: manutd. on Feb 19, 2008, 07:49: AM
What city do you live in?
Toronto
Cool, you live really close to me. I live in Brampton.  :bowdown:
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Feb 19, 2008, 08:50: AM
What city do you live in?
Toronto
Cool, you live really close to me. I live in Brampton.  :bowdown:
Do you play for them? We lost 5-0 in soccer t0 them at the Ontario Cup...
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: manutd. on Feb 19, 2008, 08:55: AM
Obviously, it's Brampton. ;)

What age group are you and what level?
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Feb 19, 2008, 11:28: AM
Obviously, it's Brampton. ;)

What age group are you and what level?
u16. CSL Division 1 (or something. I can never keep it straight...). Toronto Eagles. Your Brampton team is ranked #3 in Ontario...we came in asd the least-ranked team in our group. We still beat everyone except for Brampton. 
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: manutd. on Feb 19, 2008, 11:30: AM
I play U15 this year, no major rep or anything, just houseleague. I play rep hockey, so soccer is just to keep me fit, I might try out for rep this year though since every one thinks I should.  :thumbsup:

Are you a good freestyler? Any LPs?
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Feb 19, 2008, 11:48: AM
I play U15 this year, no major rep or anything, just houseleague. I play rep hockey, so soccer is just to keep me fit, I might try out for rep this year though since every one thinks I should.  :thumbsup:
Are you a good freestyler? Any LPs?
BATTALIONNNNNNN
and im okay...i sorta do it for fun before practice...I've got down most basic tricks, like atw, tatw, htw, crossover, etc...and then, for some reason, I can do random tricks like hjatw, hmatw, htatw...I cant matw...my progression is wierd...
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: manutd. on Feb 19, 2008, 11:51: AM
Yeah, I play for the Battalion.  :thumbsup:

Anyways, we'll let this thread get back on topic.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: Finnery on Feb 20, 2008, 01:48: AM
"Pit Bull"

Officially, only the American Pit Bull Terrier is recognized as a Pit Bull.  There are a few other breeds commonly referred to as Pit Bulls. 

They cannot lock their jaws.  They do, however, have a very strong bite.  Most owners are encouraged to carry a "break stick" to "pry" the Pit Bull off of its "prey."
Thanks, think they're what I was thinking of, there is also
British bull terrier, im sure they're banned also?

edit:
Staffordshire bull terrier
(http://www.pedigreedatabase.com/dogs/i/staffordshire_bull_terrier.jpg)
Don't think these are banned or anything, but some can be quite vicious, like most dogs really if brought up wrong.
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: cigar omar on Feb 20, 2008, 05:20: AM
Some guy bought his Pitbull on the back of his Ute to a BBQ a few weeks ago it was in a cage which had a key ring as a lock (pretty stupid considering this thing will kill). If that thing broke free I would imagine there would have been a slaughter.
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: Finnery on Feb 21, 2008, 03:51: AM
(http://www.konabikes.co.uk/2008/ute/2008-ute.jpg)
I wasn't sure what a ute is, I assumed it was a car, so I googled and got that, nice ride.
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: Finnery on Feb 21, 2008, 03:54: AM
Btw, this dog has to work out, it has crazily defined muscles!
(http://www.tampaforums.com/forums/attachments/pets-fs/2875d1147372944-incredible-blue-pitbull-pups-forsale-chester.jpg)
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: cigar omar on Feb 21, 2008, 04:24: AM
Lol Naah its a car I think they call them 'pick up' trucks overseas. Looks like the kind of dog even if his mouth was taped shut, he would still manage to beat you up.
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: Finnery on Feb 21, 2008, 05:04: AM
haha yeah.
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Post by: manutd. on Feb 21, 2008, 08:18: AM
Pick Ups are fucking beasts over here. If your car gets hit by one of the newer models, you'll get like all the damage.
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Post by: Chunkchenko on Feb 21, 2008, 09:03: AM
i hate dangerous breeds chavs in my area do the same and think its cool. this one guy who i used to be friends with took his to a fight with other chavs. and apperently some guy around my area gives his dog steroids.

i always see that bull dog off its lead running around like a retard the one that tried to attack my dog. makes me wanna punch the owners it always trys to attack other dogs.
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: manutd. on Feb 21, 2008, 01:20: PM
Michael Vick :nopity:
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Post by: SeBaS on Mar 17, 2008, 04:42: AM
i had an argentinian mastiff, strong as hell he almost killed my other dog (a small one) he was too aggressive so.... :down:
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Mar 17, 2008, 04:47: AM
i had an argentinian mastiff, strong as hell he almost killed my other dog (a small one) he was too aggressive so.... :down:
I took that to mean you killed him :dontknow:
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: SeBaS on Mar 17, 2008, 08:19: AM
i had an argentinian mastiff, strong as hell he almost killed my other dog (a small one) he was too aggressive so.... :down:
I took that to mean you killed him :dontknow:
:down: i loved that dog  :down:
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Post by: moby on Mar 17, 2008, 08:27: PM
damn i hate dogs. i was chased how many times
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: sputnik on Mar 17, 2008, 09:15: PM
the worst dogs of all are men :(
Title: Re: dogs!! ahhh
Post by: SeBaS on Mar 22, 2008, 05:51: AM
the worst dogs of all are men :(
hell yeah  :rockit: