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General Category => General Chat => Topic started by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Aug 12, 2008, 09:58: PM
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melbourne raps first
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I'll answer midnight tonight Australian time.
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I don't get a lot of time on the computer, but ill try and drop tomorrow.....YA DIG ha haaaaaa yeah
yo melbourne, after this dog, beef is squashed cutty , so lay it all out yadadadadaboy!!
BAY AREAAAAAAA 510
OAKLAND AKA TOWN BIZZZZZZ
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where is this fool? :dontknow:
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Time to take out the garbage
a fool claiming to be from the bay
y'll know im the savage that ravage
every day wheather in the bay or hunting for pray
never set a stray but you better start begging for forgiveness soaking your sins in a tray
of holy water nothing on earth will save you from my slaughter
come through your hood like godzill
drop you where you stood cuz ima stright killa
no one is illa i wear chinchilla
and beat my chest like magilla gorilla
This battle aint about bars and hooks
its about exposing fake crooks
you already wanna squash the beef
let me be brief all ill feel after this is relief
you will be left in grief and disbelief
Probably wont survive my barrage
destroy you than lay down and your entourage
I'll be in a hot tub getting a massage
while u lick your wounds in your garage
so fucked up u looking at a mirage
another day another victim as i reminisces
send ur pair of bloody'd up tims to your address
as a reminder of the lyrical meat grinder
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Throw ~Crack in the river~, cause i gotta ~dope flow~
thinkin of a rap for TJ Hook for a week, you was a No Show
We could never get along cause we got eternal disparity,
like HOV said, i need a moment of clarity,
cuz lemme get this straight, you a hardcore killa?
you aint down to ride, you just a literal sophmore gorilla, (haha fatty)
in seriousness, i could get you rocked harder than Korn,
Gotta braveheart like ~Gibson~, that was how ~Mel~ born (melbourne),
but I aint here to talk about my slaps, and my hundred racks,
im here to tell u i can leave you chopped up-- limbs,chest,and head,scattered in packs,
put the remnants in a plastic bag, add a detergent box, looks like im just going to the laundry mat,
Australia huh mate? that was the land built on felons,
that dont prove they cold blooded, it just mean they got caught and someone was snitchin and tellin,
anti-fakeness 101, im teaching, sit down and you be learnin,
take you under my wing, bow down to me like i was Steve Irwin,
Body your whole continent, and destroy that country you live in,
and find C4 in a kangaroo pouch, and a cut off crocodile head in your kitchen,
your just steady bitchin,im hustlin and can make you envision,
that i can drop u anywhere, run your court in detroit but i dont play for the pistons,
you aint poppin off, you cotton soft, whos coppin from you? Or who u coppin off?
have you kissin the concrete like right after i dropped her off
Im from the bay,oakland town,have u ~lost~ there aint no ~found~,
I cant be clowned, ask around, like floyd mayweather i can go past 12 rounds,
and how ya livin? you live in England's hand-me-downs (or hammy downs)
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cuz lemme get this straight, you a hardcore killa?
you aint down to ride, you just a literal sophmore gorilla, (haha fatty)
:lol:
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scream at me dogggg come on, wheres ur second verse im waiting.
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not being biased but TJ Hooks one didn't rhyme much so put in more rhymes next time
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You must have been joking, instead of dropping that whack verse you where better of choking
now you'll be left soaking, in your own tears drinking beers feeling sorry for provoking the king
stick to what your good at dick stroking faggot, im wilder than your worse fears, you ain't ready for combat maggot
u small time rat, yeah I'm fat where it counts no time for chit chat
its time to go splat with my gat all you gonna hear is rata tat tat
straight from my mac, as I discharge on your HIV positive ass crack
caracka who u tryina be pac? lets face it you aint black but lets not get off track
youze a small time cat so lean back, before you suffer an anxiety attack
heres the scenario your a white kid from Ontario I know these things bro
stop acting like a hoe' you giving the Bay area a bad name
its a damn shame, I can see you looking for fame, this ain't a game
I'll hit you with a dart from a 100 miles out to perfect my aim
so don't try to proclaim or make false claim, you beginning to sound and look real lame
my first verse was just a preview, it came out of the blue and infected you like the flue
all this shit you talking aint true, im talking about you, you got a blink 182 tatoo
now you tryin to be hip hop you more like sponge bob shit needs to stop ill tear you apart like a jodo chop
see your ass begging for change at the corner shop and blow off your top
giving handjobs for canned donations, you always had very low expectations
I reject your applications, meet at the railway station, no time for conversation
its time for our confrontation, theres a large congregation of people from my nation
this is foundation, no amount of medication can save you from my quick combination
you die of organ complication and I move off to my next destination
people stare in fascination, its a sudden but swift realization which cant be comprehended by the imagination
than its like a revelation they just witnessed an annihilation of biblical proportion lyrical extortion
I bet your wishing you mother had an abortion
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Melbourne wins, haha.
Unless TJ can pull off something amazing.
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I bet your wishing you mother had an abortion
LMAO
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see this is the type of shit im talking about, his shit was all gay jokes, talking about guns, etc. My shit had multies, personal disses (his backround, his appearance, etc.) and yall just count me out from before. stop hatin, and vote on whos raps were better, you guys get pissed when players get benched when they dont deserve to be, so dont do it here. Pay attention to word play, i took his name and his backround, all he did in both verses was call me a fag, and how hes gonna shoot me. There's no Content in that. If you know hip hop, you will see the better verse,
come on baby lets get this shit together, HYPHY MOVEMENT, ill drop in a lil bit
not being biased but TJ Hooks one didn't rhyme much so put in more rhymes next time
It dosen't have to rhyme, the sylables just gotta match up which mine did, but i also had a lotta rhymes if you re-read it. thanks for the feedback
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aight, everybody going against me with your gay jokes and GUN PLAY
but everytime you saw Hook, you would try to RUN AWAY (atleast he tried burnin calories)
stop liein to the people you never HELD A MACK
and why don't you tell every one the last time you FELT A GIRLS RACK?
the answer is never, your a fucin clown that wears XXXXL size CLOTHES,
Melbourne, i didnt wanna have to ask his, but when was the last time you saw your TOES?
A river couldn't even move you, you got a Fat Flow, but TJ Hook gotta PHAT FLOW,
"Mom can you get the vasoline again? I got stuck in the BACK DO!" (DOOR)
That's your fatass talkin, i should put you on a weight loss program that will make you run for MILES
This guys so fuckin fat you can't even see his eyes when he SMILES
He looks like a literal Walking shit PILE, He ran away from fat camp and told his mom they lost his FILE (sorry mom!)
Australia is whack, there is nothng poppin off there, just a bunch of funny talking DUDES,
A whole bunch of weird ass animals, to Melbourne it just looks like more FOOD,
I'm from Ontario? that's funny cause i run shit in the BAY AREA,
melbourne sound familiar, you were the porker who was holdin up the sign for the GAY HYSTERIA,
I put weight on my rhymes, not like you, but like COLD CUTS,
Would someone shut this Fat boy up? quick someone get him a DOUGH NUT
You steal your rhymes, you don't freestyle, but after i kill you lyrically you'll be just FINE,
If you use your own flows, instead of MINE
and on this battle shit, I am untouchable like VENUS
This dude just mad cause it's been 10 years since he's seen his PENIS
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Those pre school fat jokes wont cut it here kid. Accept defeat and move on. Lmao @ dude thinking hes got word place. mel was born? wtf. Get outta here. :lol:
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This was the best rap battle so far, both of your last ones were great!
and on this battle shit, I am untouchable like VENUS
This dude just mad cause it's been 10 years since he's seen his PENIS
:lol:
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Those pre school fat jokes wont cut it here kid. Accept defeat and move on. Lmao @ dude thinking hes got word place. mel was born? wtf. Get outta here. :lol:
Yeah, I said i gotta braveheart like Gibson, and that was how MEL born. Mel Gibson. He was a born a brave heart, so was i. Get it? i thought fat only stayed in the body, i never knew it crept up into your brain too.
and big ups Borg, :cheers:
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"I reject your applications, meet at the railway station, no time for conversation
its time for our confrontation, theres a large congregation of people from my nation"
off the chain melbourne
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As far as verse 1 is concerned, I think TJ won...he seemed to put a little bit more time into it anyway. Verse two, however, was week on TJ's part. Melbourne wins that one for me.
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aight big ups Elite thanks for the feedback :cheers:
ay i wont be able to do this shit again until monday
i am in scottsdale,Arizona for a tournament
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Here I go again the gloves is off another stand-off, 3,2,1 blast off
see you cough and wet your pants like Hasselhoff,
cheap eminem rip-off, you don't smile, why is that?
where you violated by pedophiles that looked like skully from the x-files?
listen comrade you not ready for combat, sneak up like a vampire bat
change your lifestyles, leave like exiles, change hair styles, hide like reptiles or run a hundred miles
you still get brushed-off pushed to the side by a bigger man,
with a masta plan, when shit hit the roof who ran? knew you was a stan,
still stood my ground like a snowman, lunatic like trigger happy afghan
dick rider, suck so much dick they call you blow dryer
suckin em dry till its dehydrated, your nursery rhymes are overrated
outdated I waited for something different but looks like u wrote your shit while you was sedated
I get stronger and stronger by the verse, can't wait much longer no need to rehearse I can spit mine in reverse
what I'm giving you now is like a strip tease, not the full thing because I'll beat you with ease
don't try to compete please its a breeze, get down on your knees u haven't got the expertise
to deal with this lyrical genius, separate your whole technique like its heterogeneous
no need for me to resort to childish insults, just look at the switch in the results
once again winner by a land slide, stand aside I watch you fry like u was dipped in lyrical chloride
I got many more gears I can shift up, catch the drift this is just a warm up
still haven't figured me out? no doubt, you a hoe day in day out self esteem is very low
don't need to see my own dick so long as you can access it I'm alright
I'm feeling real polite tonight so I tell you your snatch was tight, but in reality i can fit a whole flash light
but baby u ain't payed me, no need for a fist fight cuz after the pounding I've given you can't even stand up right
now I going crazy, cuz while i was high as a kite, I've committed bestiality i think, or am I on the brink, of insanity?
than I vomited in vanity, it was worse than a crime against humanity, still not need to see my toes cuz i got hoes
like you that patrol all the Burroughs, stand in rows, scratch their elbows fending for crack like hobos
you want a war I'm ready, for me its gonna be smooth and rock steady
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Here I go again the gloves is off another stand-off, 3,2,1 blast off
see you cough and wet your pants like Hasselhoff,
cheap eminem rip-off, you don't smile, why is that?
where you violated by pedophiles that looked like skully from the x-files?
hahaha nice
wat bout you TJ wheres your last one
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studying for the ACT, will drop in a couple of hours. HA HAAAAAAA YEAH
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what's there to study :lol:
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I show no respect to a full-grown man with no neck
I guess you thought you was safe with no vest, price on your head like you was Glenn Beck
Im more than an artist i sign checks, How can you say Hook is Garbage? I ran up-state
Only thing you been running is after a movin truck full of cupcakes
last monday TJ was known for pushin dumb weight(cocaiiine), you in general are DUMB WEIGHT
This friday i am known for kickin ass at some rate,
you have no jewels i can't even see where your ~karrats is~
I aint in the army, so why did the mods set me up to battle a terrorist?
They say Hook steady with the flow, I'm a rydahhhhh
Sent here to lyrically nuke you, and destroy this member of Al Qaeda
You scream of jealousy like Jamie Mcfadden
Would someone please call george bush, we found the fat version of Bin Laden (MOHAMMMMED)
I make you collapse like you had no bone,
I will body and destroy you like aerosal cans in the 0-zone
I can't get down on your mom, she go down for me, I got lazy-lips
Elite and Moby told me you got more semen (sea-men) in your mouth than a navy ship
and that aint Hook speakin on the crazy tip, its as real as whats sittin on my swayzee hip
I devour you rappers, melbourne will literally eat you, just give him a ~used fork~
melbourne was supposed to do 9/11 but hes too heavy, the plane woulda fell before they reached ~New York~
My flow is so raw i should of packed it up and sold it,
Mohammed didn't just show the forum his dick, he asked you to hold it (HOMOOOOOO)
My wrist is so gliss you got nothin, i got karrats (carrots) like bugs bunny,
only defense is to hit me with your tummy, i attack your weight cuz thats whats funny,
I am so hated on this forum, but i show love, get the hate Michael Moore Get
You livin ghetto, bummy, poor, I whip in a Corvette, I have Jordans they aint got in the Store Yet
Splittin my technique like heterogenous? ok that was the only line that was hot that time
but the rest of your shit is trash-can material, you say shit just to make it try and rhyme
Your such a pussy you bitch and complain about being attacked by birds,
i can hit you with my bird (desert eagle .45 caliber), i dont put that on anythin, thats MY WORD
a sign with 8 sides couldn't stop me, believe in my ability im cocky, straight from the block, your poppy
even heavy stones couldnt rock me, right off the top B, my flow clean,but they call you `JOE` cause you sloppy
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