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Title: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: sputnik on Aug 04, 2008, 10:17: PM
Ok well not murder. but i have a sneaking suspission that our very own Connor 'Mac' McCarthy is none other than a JPA wannabe. more than a suspission, if im honest. Shall we review the evidence?

#1 His name:
who else has the name Mac? Bernie Mac, the two time emmywinning Conmedian... Michael SchuMacca, a cheating racing driving who ran Jacques Villeneuve car off the road... Lee MacConnel, the WORLD RENOWNED scottish 400m runner who is fast like a cheetah... John Macenroe, who cannot take 'conforming' to 'rules'... Macca the auzzie freestyler, who is therefore a criminal by birth...

i could go on for hours, but the point is that anyone with Mac in their name is decievious and tended towards the breaking of rules. 'Mac' obviously chose his name according to his intentions...

#2 His Karma:
what the fuck :down: 45. look at his karma, then look at his post quality.

Mac - Abuses alot,Always in a bad mood it seems,Wants to get into fights.

this is but a sample of the views held by the majority of members. and OH MY! look at his immature response, baring in mind that Poor Lil ElDiablo was only stating his view on another member which was the purpose of the thread.

Mac - Abuses alot,Always in a bad mood it seems,Wants to get into fights.

El diablo -  :bs:

childish and in no way a reflection of a member with 45 karma. i had my suspissions, even back then...

Mac: An arguementative swine who loves to pick fights. He often gets depressed and goes off on his own to wank over Triple H's match with Matt Hardy, and when he comes back to BF he is surprised when people dont realise or care that he left. He constantly bullys his expansion team buddy 'lubz' (who he never allows in the videos) and despite making £150 a day constantly has only enough money to pop to sainsburies and buy 'Waffle Fries' to satisfy his obsession with 'Unforgivable'. Pretty much an 'Anti Kate', all his posts are areguementative and pointless, yet he still has a rather high karma.... i smell the smell of Aquaviva

note that which is written in bold. it holds true, and Mac has not changed his ways. yet his karma grows ever higher, like moby when left alone with a joint. i felt action necessary, for the protection of the forum.

#3 His Confession

(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4937/karmaoh2.png)

observe his refusal to repent, or even to bother to deny his crime. this wanten criminal, with his display picture set as the angelic face from summer heights high, sickens me to the core. he's asleep right now because he was 'up all night' postboosting (pbing) as he told me.

(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/1024/karma2md8.png)

please, dont let the failed aquaviva experiment replicate itself. i love this forum, and multiple account cunts (MACs for short) really chaffe my cock :dontknow: ban him?
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: oLi on Aug 04, 2008, 10:29: PM
This is a serious crime we will deal seiously with this manner
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: zizou871 on Aug 05, 2008, 12:49: AM
Good work investigator :popcorn:
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: Chunkchenko on Aug 05, 2008, 12:55: AM
Pitch fork time. lets burn the witch :angry:
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: SeBaS on Aug 05, 2008, 12:56: AM
Mac has not changed his ways. yet his karma grows ever higher, like moby when left alone with a joint.
hahahaha  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: cigar omar on Aug 05, 2008, 01:11: AM
I'm Macs attorney. He isn't answering any questions until further notice. You haven't got anything on him except your filthy suspicions.
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: BigMac on Aug 05, 2008, 03:12: AM
I'm Macs attorney. He isn't answering any questions until further notice. You haven't got anything on him except your filthy suspicions.

Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: oLi on Aug 05, 2008, 03:45: AM
Anyone got some suggestions to how much karma he actually deserves to have?
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: sputnik on Aug 05, 2008, 04:13: AM
by rights he should have negative karma being a multiple account cunt, but id settle for anything less than i have
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: el mafioso on Aug 05, 2008, 04:19: AM
Can't be arsed to read thru all this, just ban the fucka
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: BigMac on Aug 05, 2008, 05:08: AM
omg, you guys actually believe i give myself karma? Why would i do that?

If you do then feel free to go fuck yourselfs =)
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: sputnik on Aug 05, 2008, 05:17: AM
omg, you guys actually believe i give myself karma? Why would i do that?

If you do then feel free to go fuck yourselfs =)

ban him
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: Jatt on Aug 05, 2008, 05:30: AM
BAN THE MUTHAFUKA!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Aug 05, 2008, 05:58: AM
Pitch fork time. lets burn the witch :angry:
I'm Macs attorney. He isn't answering any questions until further notice. You haven't got anything on him except your filthy suspicions.
He turned me into a newt!!! :cursing:
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: oLi on Aug 05, 2008, 06:32: AM
What a temper
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: Sander on Aug 05, 2008, 07:02: AM
this is gonna be topic of the year  :cheers: who's the judge?
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: BigMac on Aug 05, 2008, 09:00: AM
no, this topic sucks, and if it doesnt get locked soon then i will just leave.
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: sputnik on Aug 05, 2008, 12:31: PM
since this topic got made your karma has gone up! its good for you :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: moby on Aug 05, 2008, 10:28: PM
i'll be the judge since sputnik included me in the post for no reason.

we have heard from the prosecutor now melbourne give your case.
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Aug 06, 2008, 01:05: AM
I call 'first witness'
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: cigar omar on Aug 06, 2008, 01:17: AM
We plead guilty. But than again many people around here have multiple accounts (I don't want to mention any names to protect their safety at this stage in the trial). Also its clear mods give themselves karma and take chunks of karma away from people they hate. Why isn't Sputnik conducting exposures on Borg and Chunckchenko. I call my first surprise witness to the bench your honor. TF10 lest here your detailed testimony and first hand eye witness accounts, can you sir tell these people where your wear abouts where on the evening 1st of April 1998?
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Aug 06, 2008, 01:27: AM
I was in a bowl of water because mac had turned me into a newt and was using his multiple accounts to give himself karma in front of me, laughing evilly all the while. I couldn't do anything, or even speak out, because I was a newt.
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: cigar omar on Aug 06, 2008, 01:35: AM
*coughs loudly half way through testimony* Thank you, I would like to have that last testimony removed from all records in this trial.  :bang:
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Aug 06, 2008, 01:45: AM
*coughs loudly half way through testimony* Thank you, I would like to have that last testimony removed from all records in this trial.  :bang:
clearly you haven't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail  :angry:
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: cigar omar on Aug 06, 2008, 01:55: AM
I have too long ago, I tuned in at some random point some guy was at a restaurant and ate till he threw everything up and exploded or something can't remember I had to changed the channel straight away.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Aug 06, 2008, 02:03: AM
I have too long ago, I tuned in at some random point some guy was at a restaurant and ate till he threw everything up and exploded or something can't remember I had to changed the channel straight away.  :thumbsup:
naw that was Monty Python's the Meaning of Life. The Holy Grail is a spoof on king arthur.
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: SeBaS on Aug 06, 2008, 02:14: AM
.....and this thread is interesting...
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: Chunkchenko on Aug 06, 2008, 02:25: AM
Also its clear mods give themselves karma and take chunks of karma away from people they hate. Why isn't Sputnik conducting exposures on Borg and Chunckchenko.

I want to see proof god damn it :cursing: . way to ruin my happy spirits while im on holiday.
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Aug 06, 2008, 06:04: AM
Also its clear mods give themselves karma and take chunks of karma away from people they hate. Why isn't Sputnik conducting exposures on Borg and Chunckchenko.

I want to see proof god damn it :cursing: . way to ruin my happy spirits while im on holiday.
ok

Chunkchenko: karma 47  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: manutd. on Aug 06, 2008, 10:58: AM
Bahaha best thread ever Sputnik!

Karma to Sputnik, and to Mac for that matter, and to melbourne for starting up a good case.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: sputnik on Aug 06, 2008, 01:23: PM
Mac is on holiday, but im sure he'll be happy about that :cheers:
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Aug 07, 2008, 04:17: AM
Bahaha best thread ever Sputnik!

Karma to Sputnik, and to Mac for that matter, and to melbourne for starting up a good case.  :biggrin:
:down:
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: moby on Aug 07, 2008, 08:30: PM
from the evidence heard i find the defendent guilty as charged.

we the owners of BF sentence you to a ten day ban and deleting of the multiple accout and further checks in the future. and also community service aka Borgs bitch.

any closing statements melbourne and sputnik.



for me it is that we have all done something bad in our time at BF. as for me i confess to owning two account. but the lord is my witness i never gave my self a single karma. i didn't give a shit about karma. i wanted to see what it was like in the c.ronaldo bandwagon with borg and sebastian so i made an extra accout intitled c.ronaldofan. i have never went on it since they invited me for gay sex. shame on both of you. and me.


until further cases arise the Beyond Football judge, the hounarable Moby rests
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: sputnik on Aug 07, 2008, 11:16: PM
well seeing as hes away for 9 more days, a 10day ban seems fitting  :cheers: :cheers:

i close by saying: hehehehehehehehehehe  :stupid:

g'bye!
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: oLi on Aug 08, 2008, 02:32: AM
from the evidence heard i find the defendent guilty as charged.

we the owners of BF sentence you to a ten day ban and deleting of the multiple accout and further checks in the future. and also community service aka Borgs bitch.

any closing statements melbourne and sputnik.



for me it is that we have all done something bad in our time at BF. as for me i confess to owning two account. but the lord is my witness i never gave my self a single karma. i didn't give a shit about karma. i wanted to see what it was like in the c.ronaldo bandwagon with borg and sebastian so i made an extra accout intitled c.ronaldofan. i have never went on it since they invited me for gay sex. shame on both of you. and me.


until further cases arise the Beyond Football judge, the hounarable Moby rests
Hahahha Moby this is one of your best posts ever
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Aug 08, 2008, 03:16: AM
from the evidence heard i find the defendent guilty as charged.

we the owners of BF sentence you to a ten day ban and deleting of the multiple accout and further checks in the future. and also community service aka Borgs bitch.

any closing statements melbourne and sputnik.



for me it is that we have all done something bad in our time at BF. as for me i confess to owning two account. but the lord is my witness i never gave my self a single karma. i didn't give a shit about karma. i wanted to see what it was like in the c.ronaldo bandwagon with borg and sebastian so i made an extra accout intitled c.ronaldofan. i have never went on it since they invited me for gay sex. shame on both of you. and me.


until further cases arise the Beyond Football judge, the hounarable Moby rests
I want justice or compensation  :cursing:

I had to go through being a newt  :cursing:
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: manutd. on Aug 08, 2008, 03:30: AM
Haha, wait to go moby!

I'd like my feet cleaned now Mac!
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: moby on Aug 08, 2008, 07:05: PM
all rise the hounrable moby enters.



please be seated,

for your witness statement TF10 you will recieve +1 karma.

Case officialy closed.


all rise the hounrable moby is leaving.


Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: oLi on Aug 10, 2008, 08:40: AM
All who agree on a permanent ban please state here
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: moby on Aug 10, 2008, 01:55: PM
i believe that is a harsh penelty.

what do you plea melbourne and sputnik do you want to go forther with this case.
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: sputnik on Aug 11, 2008, 06:48: AM
i think a permenant ban is harsh when the defendant isnt present.

ban him when he gets back.
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: moby on Aug 11, 2008, 06:02: PM
ok no permenat ban will be mad and when he comes back he will be banned for 10 days. agreed melbourne?
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: emogirl on Aug 11, 2008, 06:06: PM
How about we make him f*ck a girl instead? I heard he's gay.
Title: Re: Maccessory to Murder?
Post by: moby on Aug 12, 2008, 12:03: AM
i think we'll leave the fucking for tito.