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Title: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TheHustlerPro on Jul 17, 2008, 07:37: AM: Lets have a funny thread, just say some and i put it in here..

You know you played too much football when..
-You name your horse 'Ronaldinho'
-You have to buy new shoes 10 days after you bought your old ones..
-Your books are your Football
-You made yourself in Fifa street
-Your party shirt its a monta-sweater
-You feel nude without your Ball
-You make ATWs in your dreams every night
-You dont take a shower without taking your ball with you
-Barcelona bought you (Then you REALLY played too much!)
-You have a user on this forum
-You know more about Maradona than he knows about himself..
-When you dont buy cream in italy becouse you think you get a Panna... (Cream in italian = Panna)
-You can do 'New shit' with a Egg
-You play for Manchester united, are in monta, and are the best Futsal player, the same year..
-You bought Cristiano Ronaldo on ebay :banana: (dont ask me why :D )
-You know the football rules better than Collina (the referee)

Ok im bored now, say someone and i put it on the list here :)
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: Jatt on Jul 17, 2008, 08:06: AM: Quote from: TheHustlerPro on Jul 17, 2008, 07:37: AM
Lets have a funny thread, just say some and i put it in here..

You know you played too much football when..
-You name your horse 'Ronaldinho'
-You have to buy new shoes 10 days after you bought your old ones..
-Your books are your Football
-You made yourself in Fifa street
-Your party shirt its a monta-sweater
-You feel nude without your Ball
-You make ATWs in your dreams every night
-You dont take a shower without taking your ball with you
-Barcelona bought you (Then you REALLY played too much!)
-You have a user on this forum
-You know more about Maradona than he knows about himself..
-When you dont buy cream in italy becouse you think you get a Panna... (Cream in italian = Panna)
-You can do 'New shit' with a Egg
-You play for Manchester united, are in monta, and are the best Futsal player, the same year..
-You bought Cristiano Ronaldo on ebay :banana: (dont ask me why :D )
-You know the football rules better than Collina (the referee)

Ok im bored now, say someone and i put it on the list here :)

LOL that is HILARIOUS! :cheers:
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: Gustav on Jul 17, 2008, 08:07: AM: Monta has nothing to do with football...... atws is not about football..... not even 0,001 % of the soccerplayers using this forum...Newshit is not about football.....and I can continiue,,,,

So.. Stupid list :bang:
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: oLi on Jul 17, 2008, 08:21: AM: Moved to the right section (has nothing to do with freestyle)
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TheHustlerPro on Jul 17, 2008, 08:32: AM: Quote from: Gustav on Jul 17, 2008, 08:07: AM
Monta has nothing to do with football...... atws is not about football..... not even 0,001 % of the soccerplayers using this forum...Newshit is not about football.....and I can continiue,,,,

So.. Stupid list :bang:

try to understand the topic instead of posting bullsh!t
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: Gustav on Jul 17, 2008, 08:38: AM: Quote from: oLi on Jul 17, 2008, 08:21: AM
Moved to the right section (has nothing to do with freestyle)

it hasn't something to do about football neither
Quote from: TheHustlerPro on Jul 17, 2008, 08:32: AM
Quote from: Gustav on Jul 17, 2008, 08:07: AM
Monta has nothing to do with football...... atws is not about football..... not even 0,001 % of the soccerplayers using this forum...Newshit is not about football.....and I can continiue,,,,

So.. Stupid list :bang:

try to understand the topic instead of posting bullsh!t

Well... When you've played too much football. You not have to go around and doing freestyle trix and wear monta stuff. I think the only one who has something to do with the topic is " when you name your horse Ronaldinho" ..
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TheHustlerPro on Jul 17, 2008, 09:42: AM: Omg.. Then sorry for i tried to start somenthing fun, i will never start anything fun on this forum anymore, i didnt knew people just was Haters here.. just lock this thread :bang:
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jul 17, 2008, 11:58: AM: you can never play too much football :cursing:
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: Andy on Jul 17, 2008, 12:26: PM: that is funny :biggrin: , but most people on here just shoot people down when there having fun :lol: dont worry :thumbsup:
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: Sule on Jul 17, 2008, 02:00: PM: Quote from: totalfootball10 on Jul 17, 2008, 11:58: AM
you can never play too much football :cursing:

AMEN TO THAT!

I was gonna say that
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TheHustlerPro on Jul 18, 2008, 03:13: AM: amen...

maybe i should add' you played too much football when you think you cant play too much football..'
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TJ Hooker on Jul 19, 2008, 04:24: PM: this list sucks man its really gay
i could make a way better one you moron
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TheHustlerPro on Jul 20, 2008, 02:27: AM: Quote from: TJ Hook on Jul 19, 2008, 04:24: PM
this list sucks man its really gay
i could make a way better one you moron

Listen up little guy, thats why i asked for help to make the list better, so if you really are so good then post some?

PS: burn in hell, the list is not gay, you are.. little sh!t :thumbsup:
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: kats7 on Jul 20, 2008, 10:35: PM: Quote from: Sule on Jul 17, 2008, 02:00: PM
Quote from: totalfootball10 on Jul 17, 2008, 11:58: AM
you can never play too much football :cursing:

AMEN TO THAT!

I was gonna say that
tottaly agree!!!best post ever.... :cheers:
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TJ Hooker on Jul 21, 2008, 06:08: PM: the hustler pro is a big fag
he has no hustler swag
he hangs out with 5 year olds and plays tag
he fucks older women whos tits have sagged
he cant watch porn cause his computer lags
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: moby on Jul 21, 2008, 07:11: PM: what is it with this guy and raps. what are you you black wannabie
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: oLi on Jul 21, 2008, 10:09: PM: Quote from: TJ Hook on Jul 21, 2008, 06:08: PM
the hustler pro is a big fag
he has no hustler swag
he hangs out with 5 year olds and plays tag
he fucks older women whos tits have sagged
he cant watch porn cause his computer lags
damn thats one crap rap
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TheHustlerPro on Jul 21, 2008, 11:56: PM: Quote from: TJ Hook on Jul 21, 2008, 06:08: PM
the hustler pro is a big fag
he has no hustler swag
he hangs out with 5 year olds and plays tag
he fucks older women whos tits have sagged
he cant watch porn cause his computer lags

What do you say?/
are you F*cking gay?/
you sucks older men every day/
i kill you next time i see you f*cking b!tch/
You like to eat your dads nasty shit/
how many times did you suck hes dick?/
:lol:
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TJ Hooker on Jul 22, 2008, 05:10: AM: Quote from: TheHustlerPro on Jul 21, 2008, 11:56: PM
Quote from: TJ Hook on Jul 21, 2008, 06:08: PM
the hustler pro is a big fag
he has no hustler swag
he hangs out with 5 year olds and plays tag
he fucks older women whos tits have sagged
he cant watch porn cause his computer lags

What do you say?/
are you F*cking gay?/
you sucks older men every day/
i kill you next time i see you f*cking b!tch/
You like to eat your dads nasty shit/
how many times did you suck hes dick?/
:lol:

this fool is so whack its fuckin sickenin
and sniff sniff, i here your moms pussy cookin in the kitchen/
and seriously dog, enough wiht your bitchin/
your dad hates ya, im the one he used to ask to go fishin/
how in the world are you a hustler/
the only thing i see is a straight buster/
your fuckin clown, you fuckin croney/
only time you touch bread is when ur makin baloney/
The aint the hustler pro, your just the buster ho

you got fuckin graceeeeeed
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: Sule on Jul 22, 2008, 01:32: PM: y are u idiots rapping on a forum? :dontknow:
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TJ Hooker on Jul 23, 2008, 07:36: AM: uhhhhh looks like i won mothafucka :stupid:
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jul 23, 2008, 08:03: AM: Quote from: TJ Hook on Jul 23, 2008, 07:36: AM
uhhhhh looks like i won mothafucka :stupid:
only because you're not good enough for my thread :pimp:
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TheHustlerPro on Jul 23, 2008, 09:01: AM: Quote from: TJ Hook on Jul 23, 2008, 07:36: AM
uhhhhh looks like i won mothafucka :stupid:

u was so crappy to rap that i dont even had to rap-back for get a victory ;)

-u could dont even win vs yourself..
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TJ Hooker on Jul 23, 2008, 10:46: AM: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeeeee you choked, just like when u get the wing ding dinga ling down ya throat
you got graced fool, raw when it comes to rap. you couldnt rap a christmas present YADADABOY!!

510 BAY AREA from the SCO to O, to Valley-Jo
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jul 23, 2008, 11:33: AM: Quote from: TJ Hook on Jul 23, 2008, 10:46: AM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeeeee you choked, just like when u get the wing ding dinga ling down ya throat
you got graced fool, raw when it comes to rap. you couldnt rap a christmas present YADADABOY!!

510 BAY AREA from the SCO to O, to Valley-Jo
:lol:
so pathetic
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TJ Hooker on Jul 25, 2008, 10:53: AM: actually ur pathetic totaldouchebag
you have almost 3000 posts like get a girlfriend
u ugly vile dirtbag bitch u
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: manutd. on Jul 25, 2008, 10:56: AM: What does that tell me then? :down:
Title: Re: You know you played too much Football when..
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jul 25, 2008, 02:15: PM: Quote from: TJ Hook on Jul 25, 2008, 10:53: AM
actually ur pathetic totaldouchebag
you have almost 3000 posts like get a girlfriend
u ugly vile dirtbag bitch u
well at least I'm literate and have a future... :rolleyes: