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Title: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Bow on Dec 15, 2007, 02:18: AM
just like old times...homies
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Megakid on Dec 15, 2007, 02:20: AM
50 Cent 21 Questions O0
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Dec 15, 2007, 02:23: AM
You haven't seen the old Rap thread have you?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Megakid on Dec 15, 2007, 02:23: AM
Nah mate, what we supposed to discuss about O0.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Bow on Dec 15, 2007, 02:24: AM
well i dont no wot you are tlkin about super mario, but u av clearly misunderstood this thread
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Megakid on Dec 15, 2007, 02:48: AM
So tell me what is it about then?:P
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Chunkchenko on Dec 15, 2007, 06:22: AM
its a thread where we discuss wrapping presents for other people  ::)
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Dec 15, 2007, 07:00: AM
My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in junior high


The only problem was...

My English teacher was a guy...
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Megakid on Dec 15, 2007, 08:44: AM
its a thread where we discuss wrapping presents for other people  ::)

Ohh, sorry about that post i made earlier, thanx chuckchenko :thumbsup:.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 16, 2007, 05:01: PM
Yusuf you so gullible
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Dec 16, 2007, 08:14: PM
Who wants to start this, il go after the first person, and Yusaf basically you just have to make a rap about the person above you or whoever, then it turns to a battle thing

Ive had so many good memories with this thread  :'(
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Bow on Dec 17, 2007, 05:24: AM
looks like u have decided u want to go down in sg history

the first to loose in a rap battle to the bow rewind ben forward left pause benbow
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Mar 30, 2008, 09:08: PM
lets start this thing again. random selection mode.

first match melbourne vs jono

chunck vs the bow
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Mar 31, 2008, 01:29: AM
Moby you mindless goat
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Mar 31, 2008, 02:02: AM
lets start this thing again. random selection mode.

first match melbourne vs jono

chunck vs the bow
I already served that cat with fries, if I do its again it don't be a surprised.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Mar 31, 2008, 10:11: PM
ok lets just organise some match i like this thread before. and tito screw your self
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on Mar 31, 2008, 11:21: PM
tito can screw who he likes he's blick, jus left click on his nick n look at statistic,
48 posts a day but its a euphamism! for the times he's jizzin n im not kidding,
ive seen him at it hes like a machine, lines up hoes from sixty to sixteen,
so to recap tito can screw who he likes cos hes sick, youre just jealous who he's screwing isnt you, moby dick :)
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Apr 01, 2008, 12:45: PM
sputnik why you hating
is it cause you got the smallest dick
or you boyfriend Nick left ya
so your feeling under
and want to take Tito with ya
i don't swing that way
even if was your last wish
and wanted me as you last dish
cause i don't get served i serve

ya rhymes are lame and Moby ain't the one to blame
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Apr 01, 2008, 01:29: PM
i would take that sputnik.

and this is your last warning on calling me moby dick
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Apr 01, 2008, 01:31: PM
i would take that sputnik.

and this is your last warning on calling me moby dick
its sorta your fault for choosing the name...when I first read it, and then saw your display pic or whatever, I actually thought you were a fat white kid  :lol:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Apr 01, 2008, 01:34: PM
you have a problem with fat people.

anyway i am not fat and i am not white. that proves i am the person in the photo.

and its not my fault. dont get cocky with my young man
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Apr 01, 2008, 01:46: PM
you have a problem with fat people.

anyway i am not fat and i am not white. that proves i am the person in the photo.

and its not my fault. dont get cocky with my young man
i'm sorry moby...got no problem...fat people are awesome  :biggrin:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 01, 2008, 03:11: PM
Every one bow down on the motherfu***n floor
J to the O bringin it back with more

Puttin it down with flavor
The one and true major

Rappin with grace, number one ace
Rejection in your face

Protection is needed when i write back
Rappin asif i was born black
Tito, moby, sput, you know its like that

 :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Apr 01, 2008, 06:24: PM
if its like that i better step up my game
its too bad, you weren't the one i wanted to shame
don't take it in vein you stood in my way wanting fame
but all you got is a lesson and pain
your good rhymes are now down the drain
so just go back to playing your whispering game
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 01, 2008, 06:52: PM
Step up your game you gotta lot to do
Yo rhymes sounds asif they acme from a kangaroo

This is my thread rite here
If you wanna challenge you gotta volunteer
Come closer take my advice
Go home your as cold as ice
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Apr 01, 2008, 07:02: PM
stop think you larger than life
before you wind up as the forth blind mice

if i got a lot to do theres more for you
so just join the queue
and bow like usual
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 01, 2008, 07:28: PM
Yo mommas so fat
When she bends over,
i see three cracks
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Apr 01, 2008, 07:31: PM
your mommas so fat she uses two buses as roller skates
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 01, 2008, 07:35: PM
I made my momma joke up, and i made it rhyme  :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Apr 01, 2008, 07:40: PM
I made my momma joke up, and i made it rhyme  :pimp:
thats what you call rhyme lol

okay i'll make one up and show you rhyming


you mamma is so stupid
she tried to buy cupid
and turn him liquid
and then fix it


(not my best work lol)
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 01, 2008, 07:42: PM
not your best work, definatly your worst

Yo mommas stupid and fat
She thinks white ppl look black
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Apr 01, 2008, 07:44: PM
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone
over at my home and told me to check if theres still a dial tone
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 01, 2008, 07:46: PM
You suck tito, people when viewing this thread please view my work on page 2 when tito officially lost this battle
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Apr 01, 2008, 07:47: PM
the momma part doesn't count that was just a experiment  :angry:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Apr 01, 2008, 08:05: PM
i love this thread too close too call well done both of yous  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Apr 01, 2008, 08:06: PM
your just saying that cause you got a crash on Jono
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on Apr 02, 2008, 02:48: AM
dont hate on me, i got beef with no clart :dontknow:
i was only getting this dumb topic off the mark :cursing:

i'll rain fire n brimstone when you provoke me at last
so please dont cos im lazy and cannot be asked :)

lol. i fail.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Apr 02, 2008, 08:24: AM
Jono I gather you have beef with the God-Emperor...you go first while I wait in the shadows and plan  :thumbsup:

Preview:
Jono you are a fool,
you're not ready to handle this beef,
you're hand is your sexual tool,
you're at it all the time in the washroom in school,
but you've got ED so you cant make it brief,
and I think we all agree that you are not cool,
and that I, the mighty God-Emperor rule.

You dont know what you're dealing with my man  :rockit:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Apr 02, 2008, 03:06: PM
we need more rhym TF10

and tito no need to be jelouse i love both of you
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Apr 02, 2008, 03:07: PM
you need more rhythm
cause it'll take more than that to win 'em

call your-self a God-Emperor
compared to me you inferior

kid, at your school you might rule
but at Sg your barely cool
your rhymes are shitter than the shit of a mule
and mine simply are too cruel

Jono thinking this was his thread
i took the little boy to bed
and showed him i was always two steps ahead
and when he woke up he was verbally dead
so the poor hothead fled
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 02, 2008, 04:58: PM
The way i rap i give mental bruises
Sittin back on the chair sippin vodka cruises
All you homos betta watch your back
Sput, tito and tf, your rhymes are whack
The way you all spit, you should get locked up as criminals
My rhymes break all you nerdy individuals

Like a baller, my lyrics break ankles
tf your preview reminded moby of titos genitals
His balls lack proteins and minerals
Its something i would write as an invitation to your funeral

All your lyrics would be worth less then a buck
When i read them i thought to myself "WHAT THE FUCK!"
Keep trying, more and more
The only thing i can do is show you the door
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on Apr 02, 2008, 08:40: PM
Jono i picked a sound to rape you with and rape you i will

you know not to provoke me dont be saying im whack
you dont wanna be barraged by my counter attack
you mentioning genitals, you on some kind of on crack?
at least with the others they got sperm in they sack
youre dumb so i'll give you advice: change your tack
because i wouldnt chat about things Down Below that you lack
im gonna say this slow so you can keep on track;
unless you wanna be servin some Big Mac
you'd better appologise. hard.                                 here's my crack. ;)  (     )o(     )
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Apr 02, 2008, 10:46: PM
both your rhymes are nothing
thinking you can rhyme against me is more insulting
so stop fronting
and acting all hard
you wouldn't
if you actually check the scorecard
and looked at the rhymes i bombard
you with
cause you look stupid
getting beat by my rapid
rap
leaving you confused and needing a map
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Apr 02, 2008, 11:24: PM
you all think your rhymes are great,
but all your fancy words will never extricate
me from my throne because I own,
and my powers are practically one with fate,
but Jono thinks he can take up my time,
with his poorly crafted excuse for a rhyme,
and Tito thinks hes got his back,
but we all know whos got Tito in the back:
hes someone who I think we all know,
he goes by the name of Jono.

So Jono do you think you can take the heat,
im not even gonna bother to make these rhymes discreet,
Iknow you and tito will have a homosexual time,
licking up the dirt fom beneath my feet,
and it is clear that my verses are sublime,
and to go against my power would be a crime.

I rule from the dark,
and most of you dont know it,
Im with you i the park,
but most of you dont show it.
You guys are monotheists to the deity of me,
and you're dazzled by my beauty
so that you can hardly see 
:pimp:

I did this in the morning. Now I'll add on some:

Jono your rhymes hurt like a little bitch slap,
while mine will make you shrivel and your genitels snap,
so you can go and suck Sputnik's mushroom cap,
and feed Tito with a cup full of crap.

I see an end coming
its really not far,
I can tell you guys are nothing
from what you've shown me so far,
I run over your rhymes,
in my big blue sports car,
and me, the Master of Verse,
will set on you a curse:

When I'm done with you,
you'll be begging me to stop,
and when I'm through,
you'll be ready to flop,
so when I say bark like a dog,
you'll do it and on top of that,
you'll get down and croak like a frog,
or maybe scurry around like a rat,
and I'm not the shit -- you know I'm the shat,
I'm too cool for the present tense,
and its time for me to dispense,
all the punishment
that you all deserve,
and in any event,
its time for me to rule and for you all to serve.
WHAT?!  :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 03, 2008, 03:56: PM
I cant write much for each, gotta get ready for work, this be my 1000 post  :biggrin:

Sput first

What you tryna get at
By sayin i have no sperm in mah sack
Its true, i left it all in your mommas crack
For all your shit you need to be arrested
Your dirty pubes are lice infested
Sput your rappin in a bad direction
Your crack here (     )o(     ) is the size of your erection

This one here is for tito

You say my rhymes are nothing but yours are weak
This will be my 5th winning streak
Tito give up you aiint welcome here
Dont worry I wont tease you for being a queer
Bitch your nothin more then a thing
In this thread im king!

And finally for totalfootball

Yo, yo, yo

Stop calling yourself the God emperor
Your nothin more than a street cleaner
Thank God you stopped before you burn and crash
You last verse was nothing but trash
In this thread im the limit
My raps be infinite
God blessed and articulate

I dont have time to read your rap
From the start it was nothin but crap
Me winning this is too high
So ima finish with a GOOD BYE



Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on Apr 03, 2008, 09:14: PM
lol very good :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Apr 04, 2008, 08:44: AM
lol very good :thumbsup:
to who? I gos respnses coming up tomorrow...I have soccer
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 04, 2008, 10:08: AM
lol very good :thumbsup:

thanks  :biggrin:

lol very good :thumbsup:
to who? I gos respnses coming up tomorrow...I have soccer

no excuses i had work before i posted mine...i guess you need some extra time to think of a comeback
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Apr 04, 2008, 09:44: PM
oooow!!! i wouldn't take that TF10.  your getting owned by jono.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Apr 04, 2008, 11:31: PM
oooow!!! i wouldn't take that TF10.  your getting owned by jono.
jono aint owning nobody...and I literally had to leave 2 minutes after I wrote that...anyhow

Jono, you think you can pull off a win,
man I'd throw your rhymes in a garbage bin,
your content is getting a little thin,
but you're still sporting that idiotic grin,
so sit back and watch these rhymes I spin:

I saw you yesterday, drinking some dick-juice,
but little did I know that Tito
was giving it to you in the caboose,
while he was getting anal-raped by a moose.

You think you're all mighty and high,
bt you're not as high as me
I transcend the sky,
and none of you can challenge my supremacy,
'cause I've got a main course for you --
and its Jono barbecue

add on 'cause I'm bored:

You all think that you're the best of the rest,
but its time that you learn
that I'm the best of the best
and that you get what you earn
which in your case is
a bottle of shit and a bucket of jizz.

Its time to give you a formal education,
to teach you to stay in your station,
and to cut down on the masturbation,
so I think you better start to behave,
because I'm the ruler and you're the slave,
and you'll take that to the grave
if you cross me again,
because I rule over
all women and men.

you better get all that through your head,
and always remember what your Emperor said,
bow down to me now I rule this thread,
and I know that you're all quaking with dread,
while I am with your female family in bed. 
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Apr 04, 2008, 11:58: PM
Haha Jono is amazing.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Apr 04, 2008, 11:59: PM
Haha Jono is amazing.  :biggrin:
:cursing: do not anger the God-Emperor, Borg  :cursing:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 05, 2008, 12:39: PM
Everyone has spoken Jonos the victor
Which makes me the God Emperor
Its time for the new order
Jono puttin it down with slaughter
Your nothing but general
Im the incredibe
My rhymes be unbreakable
Dont start me im unstoppable

I dont write
I only recite
I beat kids like you on a daily basis
Everyone here is a witness
They saw your downfall and defeat
My rhymes scare off big buckwheat

All yall get ready and turn the page
Becareful you might see a piece of TF10s rib cage
TF10 came up here wanting beef
He left here with broken front teeth

I call your mum my ho
Gotta go now she owes me a blow
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Apr 06, 2008, 01:06: AM
Jono now you think you're all the rage,
get outa here this is my stage,
I got your mom right here in a cage,
she's been screaming for my dick for an age.

You might think you're God-Emperor now,
but you're not so you might as well bow
down to me -- the one and only true God,
before I anal your mom with a rod.

you dont know what you're getting into
this is just the beginning,
I'm beating you black and blue
and you're still grinning
so if you wanna deny my dominance,
I'll just show you my prominence
at spinning wicked verses and instilling fear,
because you now know that your end is near,
it's time for you to start groveling on the floor,
'cause I'm like the pimp, and you're like the whore. 
:pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 07, 2008, 05:45: PM
I aiint raged im calm
Typin my raps with slight movements of my arm
Ive won this, you know its fo real
Im the man made outta steel
Im superman ready to kill

Your all beat and battered
Your rhymes confused and scattered
Been rappin for years
Leavin bitches like you in tears

You say you keep my mum locked in a cage
Well your momma comes to me freely on and offstage
Last week i put your momma in a coma
She came back to me even though i told her it was ova

You say your the pimp
What ive heard your nothin but a wimp
You keep lookin for your penis wit yo spyglass
I gotta go now, and play with yo mommas ass

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I think this has gone on long enough, you started it, and i just finised it. People decide. The raps go fron mage 2 to 4 i think, or 3 to 4 between me and TF10.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Apr 07, 2008, 11:40: PM
i think jono has won but TF10 was coming back very well. one more page and i think TF10 could have won.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 08, 2008, 05:23: PM
i think jono has won but TF10 was coming back very well. one more page and i think TF10 could have won.

i was getting bored in the end, but since you say this moby, i say we make one more round

lets go TF10, write your last rap........bring it

one last round  :boxing:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Apr 08, 2008, 07:48: PM
oooo! i love you jono. you seze to amaze me
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 08, 2008, 09:44: PM
expect the unexpected  :thumbsup: :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Apr 09, 2008, 04:58: PM
hahahahaha. +1 karma for that. i love you. you legend.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 09, 2008, 06:30: PM
TF10 where are you, moby i think he is bitchin it  :bs:

lol my karma should be 2  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Apr 09, 2008, 08:47: PM
haha you smell what i smell.

i smell a bitch.

and i am the one that took your karma to 1
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 10, 2008, 10:28: PM
thanks moby baby

i think my last rap mustve really got to him
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Apr 11, 2008, 03:53: PM
hahahaah and your karma is back to 0
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 11, 2008, 04:24: PM
omg,  :cursing:

mind putting it up again  :biggrin:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Apr 12, 2008, 01:56: AM
aiiight...I was in Washington for the week on a school trip, but I hear that you want me to spit some more fire:

Jono thinks hes got this under wraps
hes already doing his victory laps
but hes gonna get left behind
by the wicked rhymes I spin
his position will be resigned
and its now clear that I win.

Jono you might spit words...
man, I spit verbal fire
so listen all you turds
while I make the level higher

Yous say my mom came to you free,
but I still have yet to see
a woman come so openly at me
as your mom, and I've heard no tell
of a 12 night stay in a motel
with 10 days straight doggystyle,
and then some extreme shit for a while
but I think its time we reconcile
you'll just bow down to my rhymes
about a thousand times
and then we'll choose to ignore,
that your mom is a herpes-infested whore.  WHATWHATWHAT  :pimp: jono I think its time you surrender
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 28, 2008, 12:41: PM
Whats with this verbal assualt thread
I burn you like i burn my bread
Into toast, with butter and honey
Your raps are shit, nothing but funny
You need much practise
Your nothing but a actress
Me n yo momma outside in tha nude
I dont mean to be rude
But im her dude

Im the best here end of duscussion
I blast all of you in a lyrical eruption
Lyrics heatin in combustion
Burning you in the dungeon

Your mum is a cheater
My semen drinker
She my dirty ho
Likin my dick, nice and slow
My dick in yo momma is the place to be
She always screamin "Jono fuck ME!"




Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Apr 28, 2008, 01:27: PM
Shaky start there Jono...anyways to business:

You just got a taste of what my rhymes can do,
you think you're cool, man, I'm a pimped out Jew:

This is a lyrical hurricane,
by the time I'm done with you,
you'll be insane,
your awe will be nothing to your pain,
and I do this for the common good and not for gain
and I'll take your final remains,
leave them outside to rot when it rains,
and I've got your mom tied to my bed moaning in chains.

I deep-throated her 'till her throat was rough,
but she still couldn't get enough
she likes food sex and all that stuff,
and she screamed so load I needed an earmuff.

Jono you cant measure up to me
I'm a god, I transcend reality,
while you're a barbarian humping a tree,
while I get your mom offereing herself for free
if your rhymes were fire, mine were angel dust
mine will stay forever, while yours will combust.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Apr 28, 2008, 04:21: PM
Yeah i admit that my last one wasnt the best.

Hitler the murderer of thousands of Jews,
He is nothin on what im about to unleash on you,
When im done you'll be in a mental penitentiary,
Wishing you were dead in a old dark cemetary.
Your angel dust will burn,
Like your last defeat, will you ever learn?
That im God of this 5 page thread,
Leaving suckers like you in dread.
 
Please leave, take those exit doors
Give me some time with yo mum and her vagina walls
But it was meant to be, i gotta let you know
She my Juliet and im her Romeo
Im her pimp and she my ho
Im her giant FI FIE FO



Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 01, 2008, 01:08: PM
jono you think your omnipotent
but all you are is damn impotent
you're fat and lazy and indolent,
a big, scurrying, squealing rodent.

Man now I got all the power,
your victorys gone stale and your threats gone sour
I'll beat you daily -- every minute, every hour
while you're masturbating to Tito in the shower.

I don't know why I bother to reply,
because you're about to die
and my limits exceed the sky...
in fact, I'm limitless
with muscular physique and godlike fitness  ( :pimp:)
so now I'll let you bear witness
to my rhymes, so watch me spit this:

Last night I took your mom back to my place,
I tied her to my bed, and cummed in her face,
we rutted at an almost monstrous pace,
and she finished so fast that it was a disgrace,
so I opened her vaj and stuck in a mace,
 but enough of that...lets cut to the chase
you're getting more leeway than you deserve
I ought to leave you and your rhymes
abandoned at the curb,
and as I've told you multiple times,
it's time for me to rule and for you to serve.

 :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 02, 2008, 01:21: PM
jono im waiting
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Chris-C on May 02, 2008, 09:33: PM
HAHA my fave thread is baccckk!!!

Tf10. Your abit bent!
You think you have fitness but your bitches are men.
You biccer like them, Im slicker than sven.
You and Jono think your allways onit,
When realy your a couple, just like wallace and gromit!
Have you seen your face, it looks like a pile of vomit.

But youl never be able to match the mighty Chris!
Because You and Jono are a pair, like tits!


Ill be the victor when this rap threads over.
My lyrics hit hard just like a Bulldoser!!
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on May 02, 2008, 10:22: PM
TF10

Now i rap with nothin but flow
Look here and enjoy the show
Your shit is sad, ugly and depressn
Sit back, let me teach you a lessin
In this thread im King Kong
I use your balls to play ping pong
Both yo mommas are angry and vicious
I call them my sexxy ass bitches
TF10 and Chris you sound like your on crack
Get ready and packed so i can kick both your asses to iraq
Both of you have nothing on me
Your rap is nothing but elementary
You both are so bad, i dont even consider you two an enemy
Go back to school or the mental penetentiary
When i come all the bitches turn to look
Its my looks and riches, i should be in a book
I gotta go now this shit is insane.....
















Oh yeah, chris stop wanking to saddam hussein

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 03, 2008, 04:44: AM
Chris C you gotta learn your place,
behave well in get in my good grace --

Jono, now back to you,
I dont know what you're trying to do,
go to bed my young friend, its past your curfew
you might be 17, but in intellect you're two.

I'll let the power pf my rhyme
do all the talking
you're a waste of my time,
so you better start walking
because my verses are sublime
and you're standing there gawking --
you're mouth is so wide that it needs caulking.

I'm tired of penetrating your matriarch
i'm more mature than that --
only children like you are afraid of the dark,
I dismiss you now -- shoo, scat
'cause its time that I made my mark
on society, and finish with you, little brat,
our differences are wrought polar and stark,
and nobodys gonna change any of that
so you might as well give up 'cause im the shark
and your the little cowering pussy cat.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on May 07, 2008, 10:22: AM
Puff Puff Pass;
I get a lotta ass
My raps are number one class
I bring in the money by mass
Man I never run out of gas


Nevermind, I'm done.  :lol:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 07, 2008, 02:18: PM
Puff Puff Pass;
I get a lotta ass
My raps are number one class
I bring in the money by mass
Man I never run out of gas


Nevermind, I'm done.  :lol:
borg you just ran out of gas lol

I'm not even going to bother to make a rap disparaging that  :biggrin: My silence speaks for itself  :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on May 07, 2008, 04:31: PM
lmao borg  :thumbsup: good to see you in here

i just cant be bothered to write raps no more :( il try later on
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 07, 2008, 05:22: PM
Puff Puff Pass;
I get a lotta ass
My raps are number one class
I bring in the money by mass
Man I never run out of gas
borgy you better run
i don't just rhyme for fun
i don't mind taking you out, you just another one

you know this is my thread
i fed you mama bread
before and after the head

 :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on May 08, 2008, 12:53: AM
Haha, funny responses guys.. I'll rap again later.  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 08, 2008, 01:32: AM
I'll make one tonight  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: GrIzz on May 08, 2008, 06:37: AM
Let me say what i think about your rhymes tito
I think they are completely fucked and unnessesito
you can suck my balls and grab my dick
another rap party from you will make me sick
So please stop now and save us from the so called "fun"
couse another rap from you and i reload my gun.
If this didn't make you sorry ass scared
bring up another rap and you'll see the one who needs to be feared.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on May 08, 2008, 06:53: AM
Ohhhh shit, we've got some competition.. niceee!  :banana:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 08, 2008, 03:55: PM
Let me say what i think about your rhymes tito
I think they are completely fucked and unnessesito
you can suck my balls and grab my dick
another rap party from you will make me sick
So please stop now and save us from the so called "fun"
couse another rap from you and i reload my gun.
If this didn't make you sorry ass scared
bring up another rap and you'll see the one who needs to be feared.

claiming my rhymes make you sick
soon you'll be quiet in the corner like a bitch
my rhymes are one to hear
the closest you'll get to heaven with your ears
i ain't the kind you can flex
speak again and i'll let out my best
yoacim keep making up words like unnessesito
and you'll have your ass verbally spanked by Tito
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: dr0wZ on May 08, 2008, 07:08: PM
im the bestest/which means im the dopesest/which means im the freshesest/which means im
fresh/I neva run out of breath/ freestyle all day and all night/you cant
stand my might/my **** hangs to the right.  ugh

LOL im just messin around i didn't know any other way to jump into this...can't go dissin when im just the new cat maybe in a bit :biggrin:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on May 08, 2008, 09:41: PM
drowz you really wont be here long
youll be eaten alive with that name of a pokemon
go play with your little kiddy friends, trading cards
to put it in terms you'll understand, youre a psyduck and this thread is for charizards
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 08, 2008, 10:13: PM
waht the hell are all these raps,
I could spit that between snores while I'm taking naps,
I've got this thread under wraps,
so just leave, or jump off a cliff perhaps.

I only needed 4 lines to own you all  :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on May 08, 2008, 11:12: PM
your raps make people act like lemmings, its true
but dont mistake that as a compliment from me to you
your raps are nasty, make people go kamikazee,
but i'll fight back armoured with an A K equipped army
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: el mafioso on May 09, 2008, 09:14: AM
ok everybody,

Mafioso has entered the scene, now lick my feet til they're clean
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 10, 2008, 12:11: AM
God-Emperors lick nobody's feet,
mafioso, I rule here, you cant take the heat,
I'm not lurking in the shadows right now,
So you might as well start to grovel and bow.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on May 10, 2008, 12:31: AM
mafioso is loco and he cant take a joke, no
so youd better
regret it
and leave off
that mofo.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 10, 2008, 01:37: AM
you two members are just a shame
picking on the new comers of this game
thats the slowest way to get some fame
from when you signed up till now yous still the same
stepping back from the one that can't be tamed
you know him very well Titos his name
dissing me is like walking into a flame
as soon there murder i'm the first one they all frame
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 10, 2008, 04:21: AM
mafioso is loco and he cant take a joke, no
so youd better
regret it
and leave off
that mofo.
that was actually a ridiculously sick metrical pattern. Respect Sput. Now to business:

This is my theatre
Sput
Dont care about you're metre
you're cut.

Tito, now this is for you:
your rhymes are about as smooth as a serrated screw
you better quickly leave this place, bud
so take your gay lovers two by two
get them into your ark before I start a flood
and wash all of you out of this thread,
and you might think this threats a dud,
but you wont be able to think when you're dead.

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on May 10, 2008, 07:31: AM
Y'all are taking my fame
but I hope you know I can put you to shame
Your rhymes are bad, they're just lame
but me on the other hand I'm just too hard to tame

 :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 10, 2008, 07:33: AM
Y'all are taking my fame
but I hope you know I can put you to shame
Your rhymes are bad, they're just lame
but me on the other hand I'm just too hard to tame
but I'm just kidding -- I got no game.
I couldn't agree more, Borg  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on May 10, 2008, 07:34: AM
Ahaha, you're a funny guy aren't you.  :angry:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 10, 2008, 07:35: AM
Ahaha, you're a funny guy aren't you.  :cheers:
I like to think so, thanks, Borg!  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 10, 2008, 10:55: AM
Y'all are taking my fame
but I hope you know I can put you to shame
Your rhymes are bad, they're just lame
but me on the other hand I'm just too hard to tame

 :cheers:
those are just about the same words as mine
but if you want to use them its fine
cause i can always come up with better lines
i'm the king and you like kevin fedaline
rhyming you had 12 shot of wine
you had your 4 lines now its my time
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on May 10, 2008, 10:57: AM
Haha oh shit you're right.. err..  :bang:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 10, 2008, 10:58: AM
Borg your good at rhyming...





for a canadian
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on May 10, 2008, 11:01: AM
Tito, you'd better zip the lips
and I assure you, you'd better take my tips
Cause your mom gives me more than sips
she gives me a dance and she rocks those hips.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 10, 2008, 11:05: AM
talking like that is walking into fog
or walking between blood thirsty dogs
you gone get hit by my verbal log
your rhymes are like a blocked sink, boy you better unclog
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on May 10, 2008, 11:17: AM
tito and borg are just a cheap immitation
of your name sakes
but for this games sake
just stick to masterbation

borg is like the tennis player
and smashes under his cover
while tito is like the Jackson
and thinks of kids like his brother..

but however you boys
like masterbate, you see
youve gotta leave the raps,
to the master race;
I.E. S.P.U.T
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 10, 2008, 11:24: AM
stupnik you nothing more than a toothpick
talking about me and borg like that will leave you in a clinic
your face will be bloody like you over-used lipstick
i know what you next move is like a physic
my rhymes are too quick
my words are toxic
i got strong lyrics
that leave you in second place
in this rap race, your a deuce and i'm a Ace
ain't scared to leave you dead in a staircase
with no trace
now go back to sleep before you erased
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 11, 2008, 01:39: AM
all of your rhymes are second class
you all are round and large in body mass
and it's not muscle, it's clearly fat
and I didn't spit or Sput, no man I spat
on any rhymes that sound as bad as that
so lets just end this little chat
because we all know I can do
this shit better than you
with my hand behind my back, sitting in the loo        (ooh look at me, I'm british like Sputnik so I say loo)

 :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 11, 2008, 01:44: AM
hahaha nice little touch towards the end i'll reply later
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on May 11, 2008, 02:32: AM
but youre a canadian so technically what you would say
is "with my hand behind my back, sitting in the loo, eh?"
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 11, 2008, 02:40: AM
ok...you'd say:

sitting on the loo while I masturbate
I can't be arsed to make a rhyme, mate,
and you've got no proof
that I am a bloody poof.

I repeat...THIS IS WHAT SPUTNIK WOULD SAY
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on May 11, 2008, 04:16: AM
LOL fail :cheers: but funny :P
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 11, 2008, 06:08: AM
 :cheers:
I say we continue with this ethnic rapping theme
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on May 11, 2008, 06:49: AM
a to the 1 to the 0 to the s
he made one good thread unlike all the rest
that global warming thread wasnt as bad as the others
because it encapsulated all of canadas troubles
and these joyous thoughts brought a smile to my face
because i dream of the end of the canadian race
i hope the ice caps melt and water levels rise
to drown totalfootball and all canadians like flies

lol shit but not bad for a rap about global warming

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 11, 2008, 07:32: AM
Global warming in Canada might be dire,
but you brits have really got your asses on the fire,
so you might as well let me rape all your wives and daughters,
because in a hundred years, you'll all be under water.
Britain will be a floating lavat'ry,
home to all the shit of the fishes of the sea.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 12, 2008, 12:57: PM
sputs got no reply apparently  :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 12, 2008, 09:33: PM
I'm SG money is my quotation
Forum man, So I need to lock-down the station
Slick talk, I'll put a members into rotation
Tito style, I shoot em on location
my fans clap louder than an Oprah ovation
rap hardcore like a Daredevil
cause all yous ain't on my level
I'm like Perotta, and the color of Ricotta
Tito rich, That's the hard to find shirt
Ya rocks keep to them selves, Well mines flirt
I'm to clean, Board of Health couldn't find dirt
I'm rich bitch, And I'm screaming it like dave chapell
They call me Golden boy, Maybe it's The cash I held
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on May 13, 2008, 12:09: AM
@ Tito:

That kid tries too hard to rap blick :dontknow:
He shouldntve coloured himself with that shit :thumbsup:
because he should know from 8 mile its bout the rapper inside
and it dont matter that hes whiter than both Bonnie and Clyde
and that it doesnt matter than his hair colour is really poroxide
and it dont matter that hes from Park Lane and not the West Side
and it doesnt matter if hes a batter for the wrong side
its ok to be yourself as long as youve tried
and nobody will mind if because of this you cried
basically my message is:
YOU LOSE *sighs*

(no racism, just only within the rap battle) we all know youre white white white :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 13, 2008, 12:53: PM
actually i'm black
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 13, 2008, 01:13: PM
actually i'm black
prove it.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 13, 2008, 01:14: PM
ask Moby his my cousin
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 13, 2008, 01:15: PM
that means hes my cousin because I'm your father
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 13, 2008, 01:19: PM
no that would mean your his uncle but you bothers mother would the sister of his fathers brothers nephews grandmother
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 13, 2008, 01:21: PM
I am too tired to make sense of that
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on May 13, 2008, 09:36: PM
lol tito i know youre black xD hence the sarcasm in "we all know youre white white white" and the commnt about no racism =)
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 14, 2008, 08:49: AM
bitches why you all weavin' a web of lies,
the next one who doesn't tell the truth definitely dies

 :cursing:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on May 14, 2008, 09:03: AM
bitches why you all weavin' a web of lies,
the next one who doesn't tell the truth definitely dies

 :cursing:

sputnik is hurt and cries :'(
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on May 14, 2008, 09:21: AM
bitches why you all weavin' a web of lies,
the next one who doesn't tell the truth definitely dies

 :cursing:

sputnik is hurt and cries :'(
oli is going to sleep, good bies.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on May 14, 2008, 09:23: AM
Borg is confused, and sighs.  :down:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 14, 2008, 09:30: AM
and waits for tito, so he parts his thighs
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on May 14, 2008, 09:32: AM
totalfootball10 is having a sausage fest, with 50 guys
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 14, 2008, 10:38: AM
but its not actually him -- borgs got cum in his eyes
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on May 14, 2008, 10:40: AM
totalfootball10s penis, is in the smallest size
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 14, 2008, 11:13: AM
             
             " totalfootball10s penis, is in the smallest size "
             
says borg, but no one puts any store in that surmise
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 14, 2008, 05:47: PM
all you members handle my surprise
hoping it my dick yous win as a prize
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 15, 2008, 07:57: AM
until you finally realize
that Tito's dick will never rise
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on May 15, 2008, 09:26: AM
it only goes up, when he looks at guys
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on May 15, 2008, 09:34: AM
but when he needs viagra, sputnik supplies
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 15, 2008, 10:16: AM
Totalfootball10 and Borg can only fantasize
about living me and Stupnik lives
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on May 15, 2008, 10:18: AM
When Tito sees me, his pubes go as sharp as knives
TF10 and I are so famous, we get a thousand wives
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 15, 2008, 10:45: AM
 :cheers:

I feel sorry for people with erectile disfunctional lives
I don't know how you take it Tito, how do you survive?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on May 15, 2008, 11:04: AM
Totalfootball10 and Borg can only fantasize
about living me and Stupnik lives

my name is not Stupnik now go back and serve fries
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 15, 2008, 11:12: AM
and if they ask you real nice, give them supersize  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: riodavid on May 15, 2008, 03:36: PM
Who knows the 4 songs in the Skora BF series?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 20, 2008, 08:50: PM
enough of this lets bring back the good old way
to kick it off

yo'll raping at a slow rate
which make it easy for the Tito to penetrate
i don't even know why you all wait
to rate
my victory
which there is never a doubt about
you know you gone lose so just take the first round-about
so you better just watch my superiority from a hideout
Sputnik, TF10, Borg and others
back off my throne and stay behind your mothers
before i lay out you and all you brothers
you all haven't been dissed
you've just been dismissed
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 21, 2008, 08:59: AM
tito your beat is all wrong
and your thimble sized dick isn't very long
you smoke your pubes theough a bong
and fuck the corpse of Mao Zedong
I know you're a necrophiliac
you'll take them from any death
be it a murder, a drowning, a heart attack,
a car accident, a fatal loss of breath,
I know you like that male cadaver ass crack.

I surprise myself sometimes  :saywhat: I think I win  :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 21, 2008, 10:42: PM
this ain't over it just begun
you just dropped on verse and you think you won
my rhymes are heavier by at least a ton
your fun is over no your just no-one
you nothing more than a delay to my victory
an extra walking around my scenery
you better watch you step kid it get very slippery
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Bow on May 23, 2008, 05:47: AM
Ye, Im b to the Bow, gorilla on the snow
jump up and down and feel my flow,
I went to my school, had sex in the pool
then got told off for breaking a rule,
I just had a wank, gave a moneky a spank,
Im a pirate, ill walk the plank
coke or pepsi? what a hard choice,
but that i got help from jesus voice,
he said ryan oh ryan, might i just say
even jesus thinks poems are gay!
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on May 23, 2008, 07:09: AM
poems drule... but raps rule!!!!!!

oooo brap brap brap
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 24, 2008, 01:45: PM
you all need mto get out of my string,
and bow down before the rhymes that I bring,
I dont need any justifications or bling
I've got myself, which is better than you all
I fly in the heavens, while you all crawl,
you all shit in a whole -- I've got a washroom stall,
and if these juxtapositions haven't brought my point across,
then suffice it to say that I am your boss,
 
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: dr0wZ on Jun 02, 2008, 06:33: PM
ive been gone for a while and im back wit style
dont deny i drive all you girls wild
sit back and listen for a while
i spit fire you spit cum
reply if ya'll n****s want sum

LOL  :dontknow: not feeling it
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jun 02, 2008, 06:53: PM
your back again
but these 5 cent rhymes must end
i'll make it simple so you can understand my friend
you where better off when you did not attend
now leave before me beating you becomes a trend
don't use the N word again you might offend
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Bille LiverPool on Jun 02, 2008, 07:43: PM
popin oxycotten
you kno when i pop tat niggas gonna be droppin
so dont let me hear you talkin
i hate it when niggas  blockin
when im wit my gurl shoppin
dey only do tat cuz i have a clean cut style like circumsition
and when i free style i do it wit presicion.
im to blood like wat pac was to thugs n snoop is to crips
Westside.............................



halla   :bowdown: :dontknow:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Bille LiverPool on Jun 02, 2008, 07:45: PM
hey were can i get a sig boyz
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Jun 02, 2008, 07:59: PM
hey bille is back. dont double post fool. ask borg or melbourne.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: sputnik on Jun 03, 2008, 01:33: AM
drowz and billy have 20 posts combined
but that still dwarfs the IQ of moby... n thats being kind
they rape you and sink ya
you just get told to sit
cos youre like my anal sphincter;
youre just full of shit
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jun 03, 2008, 08:32: AM
I'm too lazy to write a full blown rap,
so I'll just say that you're all pieces of crap  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jun 03, 2008, 07:13: PM
popin oxycotten
you kno when i pop tat niggas gonna be droppin
so dont let me hear you talkin
i hate it when niggas  blockin
when im wit my gurl shoppin
dey only do tat cuz i have a clean cut style like circumsition
and when i free style i do it wit presicion.
im to blood like wat pac was to thugs n snoop is to crips
Westside.............................
i see you still a faker
you need a Rezza Rehabilitation Paper
Macloed couldn't fix what EPIC destroyed
when in a rap thread i'm one to avoid
Bille put your hands up and stand down
before i kick you ass in the next round

drowz and billy have 20 posts combined
but that still dwarfs the IQ of moby... n thats being kind
they rape you and sink ya
you just get told to sit
cos youre like my anal sphincter;
youre just full of shit
there full of shit your of it
every line i spit
is pure gold
as soon as you post your enrolled
to a beating on a whole new level
members scared of me like i am the devil

and with these final lines i will conclude
a victory that might be seen as crude
excuse me don't want to be rude
but unfortunately you lose
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jun 04, 2008, 08:32: AM
hey tito, what next round
I got this shit all under wraps,
my killer verses resound
in your cup of losrers' schnapps
in which you've drowned
to ecape from the reality
of my victory.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: michaelhindle on Jun 04, 2008, 09:14: AM
brapppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jun 04, 2008, 09:46: AM
*gets up and walks away smugly*
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jun 04, 2008, 06:14: PM
hey tito, what next round
I got this shit all under wraps,
my killer verses resound
in your cup of losrers' schnapps
in which you've drowned
to ecape from the reality
of my victory.
you claiming victory that mine
but if you wanna fight for it thats fine
its me against you
and now with no further ado
you will be verbally slain
this will make your comeback sound plain
this sounds familiar like i done this before
put you hand up and lay on the floor
you keep come up with cheap raps
am i the only one that sees your crap
winning for me is nothing new
i can rap until my face turns blue
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Bille LiverPool on Jun 04, 2008, 06:46: PM
i see you still a faker
you need a Rezza Rehabilitation Paper
Macloed couldn't fix what EPIC destroyed
when in a rap thread i'm one to avoid
Bille put your hands up and stand down
before i kick you ass in the next round


hey tito ur raps are as bad as uncooked pattatos
i see u still same old tito who is nothing but a bitch ass
nigga u think ur great but u aint  n wat you gonna kick ma ass in the next round coz u
aint getting through to the next round.
Yall know how i do l8erz boi


Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jun 04, 2008, 09:12: PM
hey tito ur raps are as bad as uncooked pattatos
i see u still same old tito who is nothing but a bitch ass
nigga u think ur great but u aint  n wat you gonna kick ma ass in the next round coz u
aint getting through to the next round.
Yall know how i do l8erz boi
Bille i can read you inside out
say i can't make it to the next round
fool you can't stand 1 bout
you in deep water too bad you ain't trout
keep talking and i'ma take your beginner ass out
your first original rhyme
in a long time
it ain't worth dime
and should be considered a crime
a little advise look at who your disrespecting
before committing mass fronting
and quit stunning as if you tryna start something
i beat you before and i'ma beat you again
my rhymes shine like it was written in gold pen
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jun 04, 2008, 11:11: PM
bille your second verse didnt rhyme at all :dontknow:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jun 15, 2008, 10:29: PM
Bille was going to lose anywayz so it good for him that he quit earlier with a bit of pride
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jun 16, 2008, 01:23: PM
shall we start the next round?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jun 16, 2008, 05:42: PM
lets go but i'm kinda busy
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: dr0wZ on Jul 15, 2008, 08:33: PM
your back again
but these 5 cent rhymes must end
i'll make it simple so you can understand my friend
you where better off when you did not attend
now leave before me beating you becomes a trend
don't use the N word again you might offend

            a lil late but now im back to be a " regular"

listen when you was swimming in your daddys balls/i was in the hood gettin booty calls,while you were in school/i was bustin caps in fools/you see the diff you a lame/me well be bitch im runnin the game :biggrin:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jul 16, 2008, 08:34: AM
get out of my thread.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jul 22, 2008, 06:23: PM
your back again
but these 5 cent rhymes must end
i'll make it simple so you can understand my friend
you where better off when you did not attend
now leave before me beating you becomes a trend
don't use the N word again you might offend

            a lil late but now im back to be a " regular"

listen when you was swimming in your daddys balls
i was in the hood gettin booty calls,while you were in school
i was bustin caps in fools
you see the diff you a lame
me well be bitch im runnin the game :biggrin:

first you step in my game
then you calling me lame
but it's truly shame
that even you know i ain't got to try to beat you again
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 22, 2008, 08:43: PM
your back again
but these 5 cent rhymes must end
i'll make it simple so you can understand my friend
you where better off when you did not attend
now leave before me beating you becomes a trend
don't use the N word again you might offend

            a lil late but now im back to be a " regular"

listen when you was swimming in your daddys balls
i was in the hood gettin booty calls,while you were in school
i was bustin caps in fools
you see the diff you a lame
me well be bitch im runnin the game :biggrin:

first you step in my game
then you calling me lame
but it's truly shame
that even you know i ain't got to try to beat you again
wow tito that was wack
hard to believe you're actually black
im not dissing your or anything like that
but your rap wasnt really that fat
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jul 23, 2008, 12:42: AM
oLi get out of my thread
or I will have your head,
or maybe castrate you instead...
or shackle your family
and rape them in a shed.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jul 23, 2008, 10:52: PM
your back again
but these 5 cent rhymes must end
i'll make it simple so you can understand my friend
you where better off when you did not attend
now leave before me beating you becomes a trend
don't use the N word again you might offend

            a lil late but now im back to be a " regular"

listen when you was swimming in your daddys balls
i was in the hood gettin booty calls,while you were in school
i was bustin caps in fools
you see the diff you a lame
me well be bitch im runnin the game :biggrin:

first you step in my game
then you calling me lame
but it's truly shame
that even you know i ain't got to try to beat you again
wow tito that was wack
hard to believe you're actually black
im not dissing your or anything like that
but your rap wasnt really that fat
It ain't got to be fat to be better than drOwZ
and if its better than drOwz then its better than yours
Oli you trying to compete in this race?
kids you would be lucky to keep on this pace
i ain't got to bring my best out
cause my worst is better than your best without a doubt
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 23, 2008, 11:17: PM
your back again
but these 5 cent rhymes must end
i'll make it simple so you can understand my friend
you where better off when you did not attend
now leave before me beating you becomes a trend
don't use the N word again you might offend

            a lil late but now im back to be a " regular"

listen when you was swimming in your daddys balls
i was in the hood gettin booty calls,while you were in school
i was bustin caps in fools
you see the diff you a lame
me well be bitch im runnin the game :biggrin:

first you step in my game
then you calling me lame
but it's truly shame
that even you know i ain't got to try to beat you again
wow tito that was wack
hard to believe you're actually black
im not dissing your or anything like that
but your rap wasnt really that fat
It ain't got to be fat to be better than drOwZ
and if its better than drOwz then its better than yours
Oli you trying to compete in this race?
kids you would be lucky to keep on this pace
i ain't got to bring my best out
cause my worst is better than your best without a doubt

once again spittin something week
even if you at your peak
im way better
so go write a letter
to your gay lover
whos name is ben dover
now tito please dont cry
because i gotta say bye bye
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jul 24, 2008, 08:33: AM
Since I'm ruler of this thread, I'll preside over your lame attempts  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jul 24, 2008, 08:37: AM
never seen a a shiter rap
Oli that was truly crap
calling me gay
have nothing better to say
theres no need for cries or byes
don't tell yourself lie
you certain to suffer defeat
if you don't call on buckwheat
this is complete
and your rhymes are offbeat
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jul 24, 2008, 08:41: AM
never seen a a shiter rap
Oli that was truly crap
calling me gay
have nothing better to say
theres no need for cries or byes
don't tell yourself lie
you certain to suffer defeat
if you don't call on buckwheat
this is complete
and your rhymes are offbeat

now oLi is gonna retreat  :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 24, 2008, 08:50: AM
never seen a a shiter rap
Oli that was truly crap
calling me gay
have nothing better to say
theres no need for cries or byes
don't tell yourself lie
you certain to suffer defeat
if you don't call on buckwheat
this is complete
and your rhymes are offbeat

there's no beat im spittin a capella
you about to lose fella
fkin with me what is u thinkin
cum in your eye thats why u blinkin
say what u wanna do what u can
up in dis thread im da main man
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Jul 24, 2008, 09:16: AM
Ouch, I think oLi has the upper edge here.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: GrIzz on Jul 24, 2008, 09:21: AM
Shit oli you in this thread you're loosing face
I know iam the fellah who can save you from disgrace
Don't worry i save you from this shame
couse right now i hit the game
Harder then evah i make you bleed
yeah i mean you Tito, the person who called on bucketweat
iam harsh iam cruel
Oli i shouldn't be helping, you fool

This is warfare, ill take any eye for eye
The lost motherfuckers who fucks with me they all die

 :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 24, 2008, 09:33: AM
Shit oli you in this thread you're loosing face
I know iam the fellah who can save you from disgrace
Don't worry i save you from this shame
couse right now i hit the game
Harder then evah i make you bleed
yeah i mean you Tito, the person who called on bucketweat
iam harsh iam cruel
Oli i shouldn't be helping, you fool

This is warfare, ill take any eye for eye
The lost motherfuckers who fucks with me they all die

 :pimp:
my main man yo-yo coming to the rescue
tito right now not even god can belss you
yoyo and oli makin a team tito bout to go down
end of this rap im still wearin da CROWN
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Jul 24, 2008, 11:16: AM
Crown? You're a clown.
Anyone that insults Tito is bound to go down.
I suggest you pack up and get out of my fucking town.
Borg to the rescue, saving a brother,
don't be confused, we just look out for each other.

 :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jul 24, 2008, 02:07: PM
In the dead of the night
I come creeping from the dark
furtive, powerful, out of sight...
my bite is way worse than my bark.
bow down before me while you can --
jono couldn't take the heat so he ran
because I'm totalfootball ten
a transcendent god among men
I forge lightning with my pen.
You've all lost the game;
everyone else turned and fled
and you can do the same
or, as Dylan Thomas once said,
you can put up a fight,
"not go gentle into that good night"
and "rage, rage against the dying of the light."
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jul 24, 2008, 05:42: PM
never seen a a shiter rap
Oli that was truly crap
calling me gay
have nothing better to say
theres no need for cries or byes
don't tell yourself lie
you certain to suffer defeat
if you don't call on buckwheat
this is complete
and your rhymes are offbeat

there's no beat im spittin a capella
you about to lose fella
fkin with me what is u thinkin
cum in your eye thats why u blinkin
say what u wanna do what u can
up in dis thread im da main man
you should've took TF10s advice and just treated
too bad kid you got to be defeated
you had several warning to step back
i wouldn't beat you even if i wasn't black
this isn't much of a race but you should still run
cause stalling your feat isn't much fun

and borg its a shame
that a 50 year has more game
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 24, 2008, 07:57: PM
never seen a a shiter rap
Oli that was truly crap
calling me gay
have nothing better to say
theres no need for cries or byes
don't tell yourself lie
you certain to suffer defeat
if you don't call on buckwheat
this is complete
and your rhymes are offbeat

there's no beat im spittin a capella
you about to lose fella
fkin with me what is u thinkin
cum in your eye thats why u blinkin
say what u wanna do what u can
up in dis thread im da main man
you should've took TF10s advice and just treated
too bad kid you got to be defeated
you had several warning to step back
i wouldn't beat you even if i wasn't black
this isn't much of a race but you should still run
cause stalling your feat isn't much fun

and borg its a shame
that a 50 year has more game
im a certified gangsta fck u wanksta
rhymes whack as fuck can belive im battlin u weak ass
come a step closer witness my muscle mass

battle after battle
rhyme after rhyme
u lose each time
just cause you black dont mean you can rap
look at borg lil white ass canadian do better than you

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 24, 2008, 08:09: PM
I said I like AC Milan, but they are NOT my favourite club, and I do NOT have them at heart.
borg is denyin niggga aint no need for lyin
show your love dont be insecure
fckin fagalado in the ass he moanin "more, more!!!!"
i aint sayin u a fag borg but we both know 1 + 1 equals two
and if you like fagaldo you prolly also like putting your dick in land of poo
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jul 25, 2008, 12:16: AM
never seen a a shiter rap
Oli that was truly crap
calling me gay
have nothing better to say
theres no need for cries or byes
don't tell yourself lie
you certain to suffer defeat
if you don't call on buckwheat
this is complete
and your rhymes are offbeat

there's no beat im spittin a capella
you about to lose fella
fkin with me what is u thinkin
cum in your eye thats why u blinkin
say what u wanna do what u can
up in dis thread im da main man
you should've took TF10s advice and just treated
too bad kid you got to be defeated
you had several warning to step back
i wouldn't beat you even if i wasn't black
this isn't much of a race but you should still run
cause stalling your feat isn't much fun

and borg its a shame
that a 50 year has more game
im a certified gangsta fck u wanksta
rhymes whack as fuck can belive im battlin u weak ass
come a step closer witness my muscle mass

battle after battle
rhyme after rhyme
u lose each time
just cause you black dont mean you can rap
look at borg lil white ass canadian do better than you


messing with the best
wanna be gangsta like rest
my words hit ya like bullets on the chest
your gonna need a verbal vest
crooked ass crook
i've got ya on a fishhook
this can go for another page
but your rhymes are outstaged
your rhymes sound like they've been though a riot
even Borg would buy it
skin color doesn't determine a champ
my victory is official with a stamp
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Jul 25, 2008, 02:36: AM
Ronaldo puts you all to rest,
you can't deny that he's simply the best
All these teams aren't even worthy of a test
He just rips it up like it's a goal fest

 :biggrin:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jul 25, 2008, 07:45: AM
how many times do I have to tell you all to get out of my thread  :rolleyes:

my verse was so good nobody even attacked it  :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jul 25, 2008, 03:56: PM
Ronaldo puts you all to rest,
you can't deny that he's simply the best
All these teams aren't even worthy of a test
He just rips it up like it's a goal fest

 :biggrin:
you know C.Ronaldo is more fake
than a rubber T-Bone Steak
Borgo give us break
his nothing more than an over-sprinkled cupcake
Okocha can handle twice his daily intake
so don't bother bragging about the snake
we all know his only in for the money
but still has fake fanboys now isn't that funny
footballing rookie
not a legend trust me
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Jul 26, 2008, 05:52: AM
Tito, you have no idea what you're doing,
You think you're rapping but you're actually pooing,
yeah, shit's coming out of your mouth
you think you're going north, but you're going south
Ronaldo can take Okocha anyday
didn't you see what he did in May
Champion's league bitch
Don't ever walk on Ronaldo's pitch.

 :bowdown:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 26, 2008, 05:53: AM
never seen a a shiter rap
Oli that was truly crap
calling me gay
have nothing better to say
theres no need for cries or byes
don't tell yourself lie
you certain to suffer defeat
if you don't call on buckwheat
this is complete
and your rhymes are offbeat

there's no beat im spittin a capella
you about to lose fella
fkin with me what is u thinkin
cum in your eye thats why u blinkin
say what u wanna do what u can
up in dis thread im da main man
you should've took TF10s advice and just treated
too bad kid you got to be defeated
you had several warning to step back
i wouldn't beat you even if i wasn't black
this isn't much of a race but you should still run
cause stalling your feat isn't much fun

and borg its a shame
that a 50 year has more game
im a certified gangsta fck u wanksta
rhymes whack as fuck can belive im battlin u weak ass
come a step closer witness my muscle mass

battle after battle
rhyme after rhyme
u lose each time
just cause you black dont mean you can rap
look at borg lil white ass canadian do better than you


messing with the best
wanna be gangsta like rest
my words hit ya like bullets on the chest
your gonna need a verbal vest
crooked ass crook
i've got ya on a fishhook
this can go for another page
but your rhymes are outstaged
your rhymes sound like they've been though a riot
even Borg would buy it
skin color doesn't determine a champ
my victory is official with a stamp
using the same weak ass rhyme all the time what is u thinking
70 kilo is what oli be benchin
u aint got shit one me i can tell you dat twice
in your hair a billion lice
skin color doesnt determine a champ i did not say that
keep readin my rhyme
here comes the next line
this patrone got me hot
phantom in da lot
gonna put you in your spot
you good rapper not
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 26, 2008, 05:56: AM
Tito, you have no idea what you're doing,
You think you're rapping but you're actually pooing,
yeah, shit's coming out of your mouth
you think you're going north, but you're going south
Ronaldo can take Okocha anyday
didn't you see what he did in May
Champion's league bitch
Don't ever walk on Ronaldo's pitch.

 :bowdown:
another whack track by canadian bitch boy
ronaldos assrapin toy
we all know both of you are homos
snitchin to adi like he a popo
thats who u is tis what i do
smell like poo is what u do
i am wastin my 10 grand lines on a fag
keep talkin u momma gon find u body in a bag
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Jul 26, 2008, 06:00: AM
another lame comeback from the faggish swedish kid
why dont you shut the fuck up or i'll get you a lid
threating me, you dont know what you just did
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 26, 2008, 06:06: AM
another lame comeback from the faggish swedish kid
why dont you shut the fuck up or i'll get you a lid
threating me, you dont know what you just did

a quick reply
you fail dont deny
no need for the curs
you forgot your purse
u bout to die find a nurse
in my lowlow yo momma is sittin
from the place she shittin
is were my dick be-in
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Jul 26, 2008, 06:16: AM
Come on, you can do better than that,
I won't be too harsh, so I'll give you a pat.
Try this time, you little cat.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Jul 26, 2008, 06:56: AM
Come on, you can do better than that,
I won't be too harsh, so I'll give you a pat.
Try this time, you little cat.

lmfao oLi got owned............ :rolleyes:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jul 26, 2008, 07:40: AM
I expect better from you all
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 26, 2008, 12:15: PM
Come on, you can do better than that,
I won't be too harsh, so I'll give you a pat.
Try this time, you little cat.
are you even serious? god damn your lines are weak
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Jul 26, 2008, 12:33: PM
Borg is the best rapper.  :bs:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jul 26, 2008, 07:30: PM
Tito, you have no idea what you're doing,
You think you're rapping but you're actually pooing,
yeah, shit's coming out of your mouth
you think you're going north, but you're going south
Ronaldo can take Okocha anyday
didn't you see what he did in May
Champion's league bitch
Don't ever walk on Ronaldo's pitch.
looks like the Canadian came back with some sicker stones
but we all know Okocha would take Ronaldo out like a cyclone
Okocha in his prime, to him Ronaldo isn't worth a dime
Cristiano's a fag putting his make up on
Jay-Jay don't brag truly a football icon
the humble don't crumble
but Ronaldo he fumble
Jay Jay so good they named him twice
would eat the poof like chicken and fried rice
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Jul 26, 2008, 07:55: PM
woow tito got that one. nice how you guys put soccer in.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 27, 2008, 01:35: AM
tito wins vs borg
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jul 27, 2008, 06:34: AM
tito wins vs borg
agreed

new round?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jul 27, 2008, 06:20: PM
tito wins vs borg
agreed

new round?
haha agreed but i would like to give an honorables mention to DJ Borg for his second rhyme
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Jul 27, 2008, 07:27: PM
thats because you stole it from him. theif stop him oli and TF10. dont let him get away
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jul 27, 2008, 10:15: PM
 :saywhat:
Tito, you have no idea what you're doing,
You think you're rapping but you're actually pooing,
yeah, shit's coming out of your mouth
you think you're going north, but you're going south
Ronaldo can take Okocha anyday
didn't you see what he did in May
Champion's league bitch
Don't ever walk on Ronaldo's pitch.
:saywhat:
do i sound that shit lol
jokes it was hot Borg but not hot enough

THIIIIZ
RESERVOIR AREA 510
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 27, 2008, 10:44: PM
ok so i won vs tito and borg who is next to go vs me
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Jul 27, 2008, 11:17: PM
You guys are messing with me, you need some protection,
you think I lost but you need a correction,
whenever you hear my rhymes you get an erection
you think im out, but im in this election

oli, listen to snoop dog and drop it like it hot,
you need to give my raps another thought
you think you're the game,
but your raps are all the same,
it gets so repetitive,
makes me do sedatives.

tito,
you're the biggest hoe,
you raps are numb, they're so slow,
so why don't you back off and let BORG take the show

 :bowdown:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Jul 27, 2008, 11:51: PM
Borg wins again.  :bs:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Jul 27, 2008, 11:56: PM
That one was better than my last one.  :down:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Jul 27, 2008, 11:59: PM
they are still pretty poor though, you should spend a bit more time and then you could be really good, great even.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 28, 2008, 01:50: AM

oli, listen to snoop dog and drop it like it hot,
you need to give my raps another thought
you think you're the game,
but your raps are all the same,
it gets so repetitive,
makes me do sedatives.



god damn you so thin
i dont even know where to begin
ive seen your photos you look like a bitch
perhaps thats y u adis snitch
tryna make a comeback, bound to fail
put you in jail
you gon get raped
and video taped
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Jul 28, 2008, 02:52: AM
You think your raps are so tight,
man you can't even put up a fight.
you think im a snitchy mod?
oh shit, that's where you flawed
I do what I do, I do my job,
I kick the shit out of you, and make you sob
man just get out my thread,
before i connect you with some lead



Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Jul 28, 2008, 03:14: AM
make way, mac has come to play and he's here to stay.
Beating all you fuckers like cassius clay, shut up Borg there is nothing more to say.

I feel sorry for you trying to battle with the big boys, your rhymes are just noise.
Canadian ghetto gangster, leave that to TJ hook, but his image is shook.
Creating threads so we can look, the guy is shook.

TJ you need to get back, your rhymes and your attitude is slack.
You go no respect and never will, just leave, dont say goodbye.
None of us will cry we will rejoice and party, TF10 counters his rap trying to get arty.
Wtf, doesnt know the difference between rap and english poetry.
Stick to shakespearem because in raps none of us you will fear.

And where is Adi at? Claims to run this place, but wont even show his face.
Manz is a disgrace, check out the flow its incredible pace.
Stop, watch and learn british bredder cumin through, coming true.
Coming of age, dont turn the page, cz i aint finished, everyones raps have been diminished.
Or destroyed, everyone looks a bit pissed, a bit annoyed.

Dont worry, you should all be happy i am here showing what can be achieved.
None of you believed, or thought i could spit. But now your reading my rap and your feelin it.
And thats all i gotta say, dont bother to reply none of you aint even good enough.
Your raps arent worthy of my eyes, after you all bowdown i think i deserve a prize.

Tito and Moby get down i heard you suck good, stupid twins from the australian hooooooood.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 28, 2008, 03:26: AM
make way, mac has come to play and he's here to stay.
Beating all you fuckers like cassius clay, shut up Borg there is nothing more to say.

I feel sorry for you trying to battle with the big boys, your rhymes are just noise.
Canadian ghetto gangster, leave that to TJ hook, but his image is shook.
Creating threads so we can look, the guy is shook.

TJ you need to get back, your rhymes and your attitude is slack.
You go no respect and never will, just leave, dont say goodbye.
None of us will cry we will rejoice and party, TF10 counters his rap trying to get arty.
Wtf, doesnt know the difference between rap and english poetry.
Stick to shakespearem because in raps none of us you will fear.

And where is Adi at? Claims to run this place, but wont even show his face.
Manz is a disgrace, check out the flow its incredible pace.
Stop, watch and learn british bredder cumin through, coming true.
Coming of age, dont turn the page, cz i aint finished, everyones raps have been diminished.
Or destroyed, everyone looks a bit pissed, a bit annoyed.

Dont worry, you should all be happy i am here showing what can be achieved.
None of you believed, or thought i could spit. But now your reading my rap and your feelin it.
And thats all i gotta say, dont bother to reply none of you aint even good enough.
Your raps arent worthy of my eyes, after you all bowdown i think i deserve a prize.

Tito and Moby get down i heard you suck good, stupid twins from the australian hooooooood.
that was fire brap brap uk up in dis bittttttch      :3some:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Jul 28, 2008, 03:31: AM
Haha, now I know what you're saying. By the way, I rapped once right, then I got a response, so it would look dumb if I stopped, so I had to respond. I know my raps are shit, and trust me, I do not try to act black or rap or anything. I'm no wigger lol
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Jul 28, 2008, 03:33: AM
haha thanks oLi :thumbsup:

Borg i know you aint a rapper, you are just in here to boost your posts lol
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Jul 28, 2008, 03:36: AM
 :rolleyes:

Nope, I told you why lol

I'll stop posting now.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Jul 28, 2008, 03:47: AM
another one, because i am in the mood.

Rep your endz, online friends, online foes, everybody knows my online flows.
Online enemies TJ hook, logging online hes an online crook. Logging offline hes an offline dork.
I will eat that fool with my online knife and fork, when your online no-one will talk, no-one will walk.
Only type, TJ's mum is my type, at the age of 30 her bum is nice an ripe.
TJ is thirteen, online dream, online gangster enetering the BF scene.
Way too keen, tries too hard not to be nice, never thinks twice.

Online Beezy, when hes online hes never on time for his classical music lessons he plays the chime.
Man can't rhyme, commits online crimes.

Thizzz is bay area 51, my online rap aint done, my online dick aint sprung, making online rhymes for some online fun.
One more thing TJ, you need to log off, get back in the real world, sign out, if i am in the bay area i will give you shout.
Then knock you out, give you a offline big lip, gettin used to reality, there is two TJ's one online and one offline, SPLIT PERSONALITY.

BRAAAAP.

btw borg i was joking about the post boosting.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: DanTheMan on Jul 28, 2008, 04:22: AM
yo, check it,
my flow is immaculate,
and it aint coz i is catholic,
im down with it,
just like ur girlfriend be down
when i be smackin it
so stop jackin it,
ridiculous rhymin comes out yo mouth,
like a titus bramble clearance, it just. never gets out....
Stop tryin to spit it
like when u spittin
out his cum, beware coz soon as u think its finished
he gown say "bitch, i aint done!"

lets see what u got lol
thats the first rap i ever made up
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Jul 28, 2008, 04:30: AM
yo, check it,
my flow is immaculate,
and it aint coz i is catholic,
im down with it,
just like ur girlfriend be down
when i be smackin it
so stop jackin it,
ridiculous rhymin comes out yo mouth,
like a titus bramble clearance, it just. never gets out....
Stop tryin to spit it
like when u spittin
out his cum, beware coz soon as u think its finished
he gown say "bitch, i aint done!"

lets see what u got lol
thats the first rap i ever made up

that was hot for a first rap.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: DanTheMan on Jul 28, 2008, 06:45: AM
Cheers Macca
this one from you is pretty tight too:

make way, mac has come to play and he's here to stay.
Beating all you fuckers like cassius clay, shut up Borg there is nothing more to say.

I feel sorry for you trying to battle with the big boys, your rhymes are just noise.
Canadian ghetto gangster, leave that to TJ hook, but his image is shook.
Creating threads so we can look, the guy is shook.

TJ you need to get back, your rhymes and your attitude is slack.
You go no respect and never will, just leave, dont say goodbye.
None of us will cry we will rejoice and party, TF10 counters his rap trying to get arty.
Wtf, doesnt know the difference between rap and english poetry.
Stick to shakespearem because in raps none of us you will fear.

And where is Adi at? Claims to run this place, but wont even show his face.
Manz is a disgrace, check out the flow its incredible pace.
Stop, watch and learn british bredder cumin through, coming true.
Coming of age, dont turn the page, cz i aint finished, everyones raps have been diminished.
Or destroyed, everyone looks a bit pissed, a bit annoyed.

Dont worry, you should all be happy i am here showing what can be achieved.
None of you believed, or thought i could spit. But now your reading my rap and your feelin it.
And thats all i gotta say, dont bother to reply none of you aint even good enough.
Your raps arent worthy of my eyes, after you all bowdown i think i deserve a prize.

Tito and Moby get down i heard you suck good, stupid twins from the australian hooooooood.

 :rockit:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jul 28, 2008, 08:05: AM
Everyone stand aside
the king has arrived
and he can't abide
you all, with your false pride,
so go run and hide,
streak away faster than Funny Cide...
I am the emperor of rap,
and mac whats all this crap:
'None of us will cry we will rejoice and party, TF10 counters his rap trying to get arty.
Wtf, doesnt know the difference between rap and english poetry.
Stick to shakespearem because in raps none of us you will fear.'

Man, you better fear me, hell
I'll rape you with a vilanelle
your eyes will shove its repetition up your ass
like a pedophile priest at mass
so you'll be violating yourself, right?
Just like you do every night?

Note: vilanelle is a form of repetitive verse originating in Italy  :biggrin:




Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 28, 2008, 09:33: AM
macca your lines are straight fire how long you thinking before making or is it straight freestyle
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Jul 28, 2008, 09:40: AM
a few minutes or so.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Golomejic on Jul 28, 2008, 09:46: AM


like a titus bramble clearance, it just. never gets out....


 :lol:


kudos for that one :thumbsup:

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 28, 2008, 10:07: AM
mac i listened to your beat before i took a wank
that shit was hot and you can take that to the bank
just kiddin that shit was wack
na fo real now it was a real hot track
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Jul 28, 2008, 10:26: AM
You listened to my beat before you had a wank? Fuck that shit is rank.
Music turns you on and that freaks me out, next time listen to Golo’s beat before you wack your cock out.

I wanna help you out, so look here is some tips.
Why don’t you try some tits, or those lips between them hips.
What about the internet its full of resources, from granny porn to dogs fucking horses.

Asian, black, white it doesn’t matter, all them girls are fine to me.
If I am feeling extra horny I wouldn’t mind doing all three.
Lesbian shit might get you randy, so grab your tissues and get handy.
If you got the money maybe you can use a prozzy, pay her good and you can really work that body.

Blowjobs and hand jobs its all a treat, sometimes they even use their feet.
So I gave you some help for better time, next time your feeling horny remember this rhyme.
There is a lot of twisted shit on the net and if you wanna know where its from.
You can visit it all on www dot beyond football dot com.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 28, 2008, 10:52: AM
you givin a guy tips on how to wank
boy better go ask girls what they drank
i know you prolly aint fo real
u just tryna get youself a rap deal
but wit yo whach rhymes all u gon earn is goin on a happy meal
na mayne im just playin
no offense but ur rap was straight gayin
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Jul 28, 2008, 11:02: AM
shit oLi your rhymes are wack, you thought you were good against borg but you aint good enough for me so get back.
stay back, dont come back, dont even think about steppin on this track, your slack, your wack.
'mayne' and 'wit yo' what u tryin to be black? Shut up and feel this british attack.

Like a dude in iraq, i will go to war.
There is something that you lack, because your rhyme style is poor.
Let me show you the door, to true greatness where i live.
Nah not in the hood but my flows still hot will open up your eyelid.
Dont try to ignore me or step up to me, talkin' yo' slang asif u were a straight g'
In the words of TJ you just a straight bezzyyyyy.

These ryhmes are easy, qoute em if u want.
Shit i could start a trend, wanna be copying me even tho i am no longer your friend.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Jul 28, 2008, 11:17: AM
ahhhhhh fuck it i dont need a reply, got my head in the clouds but i never get high.
insane raps because i keep my focus, ya'll think im usn hocus pocus, hittin this thread like a plague of locust.
Every post has immense lyrical content, tho its got parenal advisory content, fuck it i dont care you can get bent.
If you wont like swearing then stop reading, better yet stop breathing and leave more air for me.
Because i am more productive, gettin yo girl cz shes so seductive.
And i must live, for this rap shit, not 4 lines like the rest of you, i give you a whole verse its what i been sent to do.
Dont try get critical or political, barack obamas and tony blairs, when they listen to you no-one cares.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jul 28, 2008, 06:08: PM
all of a sudden this thread is fillin' with fakes
better spit my rhymes before Borg snitches to jakes
got the boy gasping fo air like his heads in lake

Oli my baby you claimed a false victory last time
but i lets keep that so you fake shine
quit rapping  kid and start mime
i have Moby under my wing nurturing his prime
speeding up his reaction like a enzyme
if you messing with his then you messing with mine

Mac you stepped up in to my area and blew my mind out
now i know what your about and i admit i had my doubts
you woke me up from the level of these kids
and we ain't even on the same grid
Oli, Borg and the other youngsters
prepare fo a major lecture
and period of mass schooling
featuring some lyrical wounding
1 on 1 with me its a guarantee you'll be losing
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Jul 28, 2008, 06:30: PM
all of a sudden this thread is fillin' with fakes
better spit my rhymes before Borg snitches to jakes
got the boy gasping fo air like his heads in lake

Oli my baby you claimed a false victory last time
but i lets keep that so you fake shine
quit rapping  kid and start mime
i have Moby under my wing nurturing his prime
speeding up his reaction like a enzyme
if you messing with his then you messing with mine

Mac you stepped up in to my area and blew my mind out
now i know what your about and i admit i had my doubts
you woke me up from the level of these kids
and we ain't even on the same grid
Oli, Borg and the other youngsters
prepare fo a major lecture
and period of mass schooling
featuring some lyrical wounding
1 on 1 with me its a guarantee you'll be losing
that was hot that was hot
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Jul 28, 2008, 07:53: PM
off the shiz tito.


mac vs tito

a battle to remember.

2 ryhmes post

2 paragraphs per post (cant be bothered reading)

1 winner

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jul 28, 2008, 08:08: PM
off the shiz tito.


mac vs tito

a battle to remember.

2 ryhmes post

2 paragraphs per post (cant be bothered reading)

1 winner


well can i say i'm a natural
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: DanTheMan on Jul 28, 2008, 08:11: PM
oLi tryin to rap? what the fuck is up with that?
that polish muthafucka cant even afford my track
and Mac?
Who's he?
We'll see. Stand back,
give the man space to launch another "dangerous" attack
"dangerous" in his own words though
But to me they not even
as dangerous as a 12 yr old hoe.
so get leavin.
Tito,
you so ugly, my bro
that you could go
to a hoe-house
and still not even sco' (score)
Just like Heskey
at the JJB
You lack the flow so just go'on out the door

BRRAAAP
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 28, 2008, 09:04: PM
3 people going at me lol
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jul 28, 2008, 11:26: PM
3 people going at me lol
i can make that 2  :cheers:

oLi tryin to rap? what the fuck is up with that?
that polish muthafucka cant even afford my track
and Mac?
Who's he?
We'll see. Stand back,
give the man space to launch another "dangerous" attack
"dangerous" in his own words though
But to me they not even
as dangerous as a 12 yr old hoe.
so get leavin.
Tito,
you so ugly, my bro
that you could go
to a hoe-house
and still not even sco' (score)
Just like Heskey
at the JJB
You lack the flow so just go'on out the door

BRRAAAP
you just had to make that 3 wins back to back
that was weak you should've PM'ed me and asked for feedback
it was okay to attack oli and mac
but when you came to me your asking for a smack
you rhymes are too repetitive
lack any direction and barely competitive
Oli and mac can give you a challenge
but compare you to me you barely look like a talent
you calling me ugly you should take your mask off it ain't halloween
opps i forgot ugly runs in your gene
your gonna need more make up beside scene
to hide that, what you call it, horror screen!
and you talking about my silkscreen
you should keep you unclean face unseen
not trying to be mean
but pointing out you lack of hygiene
wake up kid you raping like a preteen
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 29, 2008, 01:54: AM
o to the L to the i
bigga dick than money can buy
tj hook smokin n gettin high
that whitey aint fly
he can always try
mac you're whack come to sweden ill give you a smack
my raps comin harder than a shark attack
told me im lookin nervous perhaps i do atleast im better than you
shit bro i thought we was tight but i guess i wasnt right
spittin straight from my heart, you were on my chart
of top 5 best freestyle friends
it seems our relationship took an end
we didnt have to be foes
but it aint my fault you acted like a hoe
i was never negative towards you and you know it you god dam brit
as i said this is straight from the heart if you want this to end say you appologiez and we can skip the liez, no more criez, go to mc donalds share couple of friez
feels like this rap never ends
maybe cus we'll nver be friends
but thats up to you not me
c ya later gotta pee
straight O.G

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 29, 2008, 06:54: AM
yo mac i gotta take some of my words back cus i aint like that
me is me and you is you saying i was better than you aint true
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Jul 29, 2008, 07:54: AM
best rap ever.

oLi i love you.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jul 29, 2008, 05:33: PM
this thread is booming
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Jul 30, 2008, 12:29: AM
this thread is booming

since i entered :pimp:

i will battle you soon tito, i love how TJ never replied to my diss against him :lol:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Jul 31, 2008, 07:36: PM
nice oli. comon 1 vs 1 tito and mac. hurry up fools.

i dont wanna get my hands dirty
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jul 31, 2008, 10:00: PM
goin at me better have a life vest or i'll start a blood fest
thats right moby you will die and tito will cry
dont tell mac what to do fool or tito will swin in a pool of your blood
you guys be kangaroo hunters me and mac be milf hunters
u reppin australia thats a god damn big failure
tomorrow red bull street style i'm gon take my opponents for a long mile
gon leave em with no smile
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Aug 01, 2008, 06:44: PM
Oli that barely rhymed, just like your rep barely climbed
you gone need a lesson or two, and i'ma take you out without further ado
by your rhymes people can tell your polish, don't know if i've already told this
with here in Down-under we bring the verbal thunder
leaving you wanting more like a kid in a candy store
so i suggest you leave now and escape humiliation and just bow
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Aug 01, 2008, 07:52: PM
al right thats it

dont fuck with aussie
you'll cry like de rossi
i didn't want to get my hands dirty
now you have unleashed the beast
i will not cease
to impress
dont expect less
moby is here
do not fear

tito is my man
i'll give you a dark tan
when my fist comes in contact
you head will ditact
no one mess with moby
i'll send you to nairobi
dont know where it is
take a quick quiz


Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Aug 01, 2008, 08:23: PM
al right thats it

dont fuck with aussie
you'll cry like de rossi
i didn't want to get my hands dirty
now you have unleashed the beast
i will not cease
to impress
dont expect less
moby is here
do not fear

tito is my man
i'll give you a dark tan
when my fist comes in contact
you head will ditact
no one mess with moby
i'll send you to nairobi
dont know where it is
take a quick quiz



we all know hes your bro
that dont mean you need to be his cocksucking hoe
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Aug 01, 2008, 10:28: PM
we all know hes your bro
that dont mean you need to be his cocksucking hoe
looks like someone is jealous
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Aug 02, 2008, 09:36: AM
I think moby's was really good.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Aug 02, 2008, 10:51: AM
I think moby's was really good.  :thumbsup:
Then again you're no good rapper  :biggrin:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Aug 02, 2008, 10:55: AM
Hate to say it, but you aren't either.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Aug 02, 2008, 11:08: AM
Borg and oLi get it on.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Aug 02, 2008, 11:29: AM
Hate to say it, but you aren't either.
i reckon Borg can actually pull an upset
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Aug 02, 2008, 11:54: AM
Who said I'm rapping?

I'll stop posting now.

I only posted cause I liked moby's rap!
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Aug 02, 2008, 11:57: AM
Who said I'm rapping?

i am ashamed in you, the people of BF call out for Borg vs oLi and what do you do? Back out. 'Who said I'm rapping?'.

The people did, and the people are never wrong. Where is this forum going, with pussies like you it will spiral down into a shithole and adi will 'accidently' delete it again.

God damn Borg.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Aug 02, 2008, 01:19: PM
hahaha mac good post. chill everybody, 

thanks borg

take it eazy oli


al right thats it

dont fuck with aussie
you'll cry like de rossi
i didn't want to get my hands dirty
now you have unleashed the beast
i will not cease
to impress
dont expect less
moby is here
do not fear

tito is my man
i'll give you a dark tan
when my fist comes in contact
you head will ditact
no one mess with moby
i'll send you to nairobi
dont know where it is
take a quick quiz



we all know hes your bro
that dont mean you need to be his cocksucking hoe

but i have to admit that was nice
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Aug 02, 2008, 09:56: PM
Hate to say it, but you aren't either.
I might not be good but you're worthless
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Aug 03, 2008, 12:29: PM
That's not the point here.  :lol:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Sep 21, 2008, 06:34: PM
It the return of your king
control yous like a puppet on a string
kid, you know the powers i bring

loved by many feared by most
rap coast to coast
and burn rivals like toast

every battle i host i won
before they begin there done
you say ain't fun

if you can't win then don't play it
cause i be keepin' it legit
i'm he kingpin your my first hit

and if your reading
and you reply
you'll be in for a beating
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Sep 22, 2008, 11:44: AM
Hey there Tito,
you're like a mosquito
you never go away
you've got nothing to display
and you suck dick everyday
but you dont make them pay
because to you this is like a buffet
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Sep 22, 2008, 11:47: AM
I've conquered this thread once -- I'll do it again
My words will cause you all eternal pain
because I've got a scheme,
one that calls for me to dream
my rise and your demise --
I'll wait until you realize
that I will always reign supreme,
my will shall crush your self esteem,
and if you've got any sense
you better bow down on the ground,
acknowledge my eloquence,
my rythm, my flow, my sound,
and let my dominance abound
in your obeisance all around.

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Golo-2the-mejic on Sep 22, 2008, 11:48: AM
i like asses and i know you like them too
but i like womens and thats the opposite of you
so if you dont understand what im saying is you're gay
and im a homofobic so faget stay away

 :hello:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Sep 22, 2008, 11:50: AM
hey golo in grad three it's show and tell
why don't you go there
and learn how to properly spell
(man my verses ride on coronations of air)
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Golo-2the-mejic on Sep 22, 2008, 11:58: AM
hey golo in grad three it's show and tell
why don't you go there
and learn how to properly spell
(man my verses ride on coronations of air)
:bs:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Sep 22, 2008, 12:02: PM
hey golo in grad three it's show and tell
why don't you go there
and learn how to properly spell
(man my verses ride on coronations of air)
:bs:
eloquent reply
you're verses crash, burn, and die
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Sep 22, 2008, 12:06: PM
hey golo in grad three it's show and tell
why don't you go there
and learn how to properly spell
(man my verses ride on coronations of air)
:bs:
eloquent reply
you're verses crash, burn, and die

im gonna stick up for golo because i believe he is right
his verse was fire, yours was just shite.
why dont you learn to structure your rhymes.
because 'properly spell' is commiting english crimes.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Sep 22, 2008, 12:12: PM
hey golo in grad three it's show and tell
why don't you go there
and learn how to properly spell
(man my verses ride on coronations of air)
:bs:
eloquent reply
you're verses crash, burn, and die

im gonna stick up for golo because i believe he is right
his verse was fire, yours was just shite.
why dont you learn to structure your rhymes.
because 'properly spell' is commiting english crimes.
I admit my metre went a bit awry
but the fire I spit comes out three ply
like the toilet paper they use
in the five star hotel loos
(for all you brits out there)
mac I should receive your prayer
tomorrow afternoon
or sometime very soon --
I put the first man on the moon.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: BigMac on Sep 22, 2008, 12:17: PM
hey golo in grad three it's show and tell
why don't you go there
and learn how to properly spell
(man my verses ride on coronations of air)
:bs:
eloquent reply
you're verses crash, burn, and die

im gonna stick up for golo because i believe he is right
his verse was fire, yours was just shite.
why dont you learn to structure your rhymes.
because 'properly spell' is commiting english crimes.
I admit my metre went a bit awry
but the fire I spit comes out three ply
like the toilet paper they use
in the five star hotel loos
(for all you brits out there)
mac I should receive your prayer
tomorrow afternoon
or sometime very soon --
I put the first man on the moon.

the first half of the rap just didnt make sense
I didnt understand a word
trying to sound clever
but looking like a nerd
and whats with the brackets, say brackets out loud.
no you cant, because in a rap brackets arent allowed.

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Sep 22, 2008, 12:28: PM
hey golo in grad three it's show and tell
why don't you go there
and learn how to properly spell
(man my verses ride on coronations of air)
:bs:
eloquent reply
you're verses crash, burn, and die

im gonna stick up for golo because i believe he is right
his verse was fire, yours was just shite.
why dont you learn to structure your rhymes.
because 'properly spell' is commiting english crimes.
I admit my metre went a bit awry
but the fire I spit comes out three ply
like the toilet paper they use
in the five star hotel loos
(for all you brits out there)
mac I should receive your prayer
tomorrow afternoon
or sometime very soon --
I put the first man on the moon.

the first half of the rap just didnt make sense
I didnt understand a word
trying to sound clever
but looking like a nerd
and whats with the brackets, say brackets out loud.
no you cant, because in a rap brackets arent allowed.


It's not up to you to make the rules
I'm the master -- you all are fools
brackets are a legitimate form of communication
just like metaphor or even wild gesticulation.
The first part of my rhyme made perfect sense
if you didn't understand, then you gotta be dense.
You're the janitor here -- you clean my floors,
do menial labour and chores,
make the beds of Tito's whores,
while I'm monarch over all,
and you're in my permanent thrall.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Sep 22, 2008, 12:31: PM
TJ Hook, like a dead tale,  imma figment to your imagination
desert eagles, shell catchers, big birds like sesame street, i aint exaggeratin'
I aint good to bluff, hands behind your back like cuffs,you get looted up, LRG hoody got it suited up
just look dont feel, its rude to touch, point the AR-15 at your car than shoot it up
on blast, jeff gor-don i'm navigating fast, candy paint red like a rash, im ridin on glass
ghetto rich without cash, spent my last paycheck on ice, i can freeze that ass,
All i know in life is the jewlz, and the wrist gliss, flow get shifted, im rick james im rich bitch
anyone in the buildin get they lip hit, the research group is lifted, pounds by the brick in ur state cause i shipped it
you ridiculous for coming at hook like Obama advocating for change
he talk about your paper game, while he rollin through with sprewells on the range
yeah these the Marc Jacob Aviators,  roll with a kada for you crazy haters
on the grind all the time, tired of you low-lifes, you lazy, Later.
kick game crazy, Vans, Airforces and Jordans on my feet, they haven't even come out
im Stuntastic like Yukmouth and i'm like Jordan, that's why I ball with my tongue out






Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Sep 22, 2008, 12:41: PM
You don't wrap up your verses at all
you leave us in a mental stall,
whereas my rhymes eclipse the sun,
they're conceptual cutpurses --
like some dude who steals from everyone
and never reimburses.
My words are blades whetted on stone
they find you alone,
cut you up as I have shown
and leave you no time to groan...
I got this under lock and key
I think thats easy to see --
I'll end this alpha male facade
I don't need it -- I'm God.

 :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp:
 
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Sep 22, 2008, 01:22: PM
You don't wrap up your verses at all
you leave us in a mental stall,
whereas my rhymes eclipse the sun,
they're conceptual cutpurses --
like some dude who steals from everyone
and never reimburses.
My words are blades whetted on stone
they find you alone,
cut you up as I have shown
and leave you no time to groan...
I got this under lock and key
I think thats easy to see --
I'll end this alpha male facade
I don't need it -- I'm God.

 :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp:
 
you can get stabbed in the dome, man you slow like grass when it grows,
i'll make you eat a scab out your nose, and smack you in the face hold the cam while it rolls,
you called me while i'm smashing ya hoe, probably start crying hearing passionate moans,
all you gonna hear next is the magnum explode, bitch-ass imma ass-to-the-hole
but call me infidel cas-to-the-dro, I want the glass, look like santa like snow,
thinkin you can win against Hook is like asking the pope for a sac of that dro
totalfootball you think you Book smart, but your chest would explode if you had Hooks Heart
You spell out concepts with no meaning, your only outlet is the dictionary,
cold to the touch like a mormon on a missionary, bay area envisionary
you gettin shook like ivan the terrible this shit scary, im in bail and i got Bonds like Barry,
I twist that green shit, they call me Potter, I'm like Harry, is total football shook? Yes, very.
I paint pictures when i drop lines, I didn't write this I Drew like Carrey
I got your bitch addicted to me like Nicotine, my tint on the whip is see through blue like Listorine,
Had a bad day with my aim, i hold the toaster with two hands now cause i missed your team
i spray random, i love when bitches lie and say im handsome,
just cause i got them tied up and gagged for they ransom,
ask me about coke missions? I ran some
if you can relate to me in any way this is your anthem

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Sep 22, 2008, 01:51: PM
hook all you're doing is spewing cliches
designed to warp the mind
and leave you in a daze...
but in me you'll find
an opponent to fear
whose head is clear
and unfazed by your linguistic confusion
and knows all too well
the power of illusion,
but I stand strong by my conviction
weaving infernos of diction
that glide with no friction
and spin truth, not fiction.
My rhymes are a knell
that resounds throughout the land,
a liberation from hell,
a message to understand.

So understand, and be silenced.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Sep 22, 2008, 05:51: PM
Hey there Tito,
you're like a mosquito
you never go away
you've got nothing to display
and you suck dick everyday
but you dont make them pay
because to you this is like a buffet
quit fronting Borg you can't rap fo shit
keeping posting and your rep will go down bit by bit
your like un-masked bandit in your school outfit
exposed and getting outwit
think before you rap
your words are like crap
no offense to the crap though
saying i'm a dick sucker your the one sleeping with Rio
a hoe messing with a pro its kinda low
and i know your reply will be slow
and i thought rep couldn't go below zero
but then again theres you bro


I've conquered this thread once -- I'll do it again
My words will cause you all eternal pain
because I've got a scheme,
one that calls for me to dream
my rise and your demise --
I'll wait until you realize
that I will always reign supreme,
my will shall crush your self esteem,
and if you've got any sense
you better bow down on the ground,
acknowledge my eloquence,
my rythm, my flow, my sound,
and let my dominance abound
in your obeisance all around.
your so full of you self
i can read you like a book on a shelf
claiming my wins
confessing my sins
acting all superior, you actually inferior
and ain't no body feeling ya
you acting like a man in insanity
wake up to reality
get out of your fantasy
my skills ain't got no boundary
so, don't step to me
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Sep 23, 2008, 06:25: AM
Tito, you're such a shit member
when was the last time you made a good post, please help me remember
you're a hoax, don't even boast, you're rhymes are just jokes
you think you're big and you think you've got rep
but i've had all the rep since before you took your first step
man i dont wanna brag, but you cant even touch my swag
dont go posting your weak soft raps
because no one here even claps.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Sep 23, 2008, 06:33: AM
Tito give up now, you've got no chance,
I can fry your brains with a glance,
beat you in any circumstance,
or lull you into a trance
with words intricate as mosquito netting...
but let the banter end,
lets begin the blood letting --
say hello to your doom, my friend,
for your death will be a godsend,
my verbal lashings now commence,
and you pale to a snail
in my divine presence,
but maybe I should alter the theme of this rap:
Tito, your verses are a pile of crap,
frail twigs that I can snap --
I'll drive you off the map,
you're slime under my feet,
squeeling that you're not beat,
and the irony is
that you already are,
so make way for this,
my rising star,
'cause you were never bright,
so accept my victory by right --
you're in a losing fight.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Sep 23, 2008, 06:35: AM
Tito, you're such a shit member
when was the last time you made a good post, please help me remember
you're a hoax, don't even boast, you're rhymes are just jokes
you think you're big and you think you've got rep
but i've had all the rep since before you took your first step
man i dont wanna brag, but you cant even touch my swag
dont go posting your weak soft raps
because no one here even claps.
borg I fight my wars alone,
I'm better off on my own
so just get out of my way
and let me do the killing today.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Sep 23, 2008, 12:15: PM
hook all you're doing is spewing cliches
designed to warp the mind
and leave you in a daze...
but in me you'll find
an opponent to fear
whose head is clear
and unfazed by your linguistic confusion
and knows all too well
the power of illusion,
but I stand strong by my conviction
weaving infernos of diction
that glide with no friction
and spin truth, not fiction.
My rhymes are a knell
that resounds throughout the land,
a liberation from hell,
a message to understand.

So understand, and be silenced.
You pussies get put in the coffin with all that psycho-path talkin
blood on your cheap white shoes and that ugly $30 dollar throwback you rockin
when u around my part of the forum, you watch where your walkin
hold that bird out the window and let em sore from my aston martin
ask me how i got it? i move packs by the O
who am i coppin off? wouldn't you like to know
I don't even know why u responded to try and battle me
when i got 5 thou-wow on my wrist and i aint even got a salary
im untouchable ask Roy, im on a different planet in a whole nother galaxy
you thinkin Hook soft is a common fallacy, beating you to death with my metaphors and analogies
you must be dillusionnnnnnal if you think you gon pull the bitch outta me
I tried to get outta sellin the gram of that white
but a bank account with less than a thou just wasnt soundin right
you young and 16, i wish we would be meet in the street, leave you lookin like swiss cheese
holes in you, the cops couldnt even fix me, cause i got bail money, i'm rich B
rock the invicta with custom diamonds on the left, solid gold bracelet on the other wrist
diamond jesus piece, princess cuts in the ring, i gotta add another twist
lacoste shades, no brades no fades, just a fitted cap, with a throwback, it's D.Wade
erase you cockroaches with my lines, what rhymes with rade?
You a bitch, i see the twinkle in your eye when the shank come out
even if you got the members on your side, i can still crush you with my bank account



Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Sep 23, 2008, 03:05: PM
Tito, you're such a shit member
when was the last time you made a good post, please help me remember
you're a hoax, don't even boast, you're rhymes are just jokes
you think you're big and you think you've got rep
but i've had all the rep since before you took your first step
man i dont wanna brag, but you cant even touch my swag
dont go posting your weak soft raps
because no one here even claps.
that rap was kinda average, you make more mistakes than robbie savage
talking about my first step dawg you weren't born till me and your mamma slept
and i ain't gonna spend too much time on you, cause you know two lines will do

Tito give up now, you've got no chance,
I can fry your brains with a glance,
beat you in any circumstance,
or lull you into a trance
with words intricate as mosquito netting...
but let the banter end,
lets begin the blood letting --
say hello to your doom, my friend,
for your death will be a godsend,
my verbal lashings now commence,
and you pale to a snail
in my divine presence,
but maybe I should alter the theme of this rap:
Tito, your verses are a pile of crap,
frail twigs that I can snap --
I'll drive you off the map,
you're slime under my feet,
squeeling that you're not beat,
and the irony is
that you already are,
so make way for this,
my rising star,
'cause you were never bright,
so accept my victory by right --
you're in a losing fight.
kid i ain't even started yet,
and though we never met
i see right through you
too much time watching star wars and practicing kung-fu
when you gonna wake up and take off that make-up
the stakes are high
its do or die
don't even try
to beat the best
when you ain't even gone through the rest
oli, mac and all that
still got TJ hook on ya back
walking all-over ya like a doormat
i don't know why you being hater
maybe cause i'm serving ya like a waiter
you and Borg can never get to level
i'll be over yous like a escalator
finding it hard to breathe kid you gone need a respirator
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Sep 23, 2008, 05:30: PM
wtf tito is owning booth of you guys,


damn this shit is hot
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Sep 24, 2008, 04:13: AM
yo tito i take it back fool, you are treal, your tearing both of those dudes up

 :cheers: yeahhhh thats sick
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Sep 24, 2008, 04:25: AM
yo tito i take it back fool, you are treal, your tearing both of those dudes up

 :cheers: yeahhhh thats sick
i've changed my views on you too


imagine a tag team rap battle lol
Team Canada v The Treal Squad (or somethin')
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Sep 24, 2008, 12:15: PM
all of you are flies in my ear
you buzz all day long,
but nobody hears
your poorly crafted song.

I need no more justifications,
all my raps are dominations,
revelations, emancipations,
throwing layers of sensations
around your eyes
asking you to realize
my supremacy,
my monarchy,
my supreme deity,
but apparently you are blind --
I'm the only one who can see
through the ignorance that cloaks your mind...
my words set your fledgeling intellects free,
this is my vision, my sight,
my dirge towards the right,
my utterance of light,
my clarion call to fight,
a testament to my might.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Sep 24, 2008, 01:15: PM
yo tito i take it back fool, you are treal, your tearing both of those dudes up

 :cheers: yeahhhh thats sick
i've changed my views on you too


imagine a tag team rap battle lol
Team Canada v The Treal Squad (or somethin')
thats hella sick i like that :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Sep 24, 2008, 01:40: PM
I dont...I'd have to be with borg...he isnt very good at this...
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Sep 24, 2008, 04:00: PM
I dont...I'd have to be with borg...he isnt very good at this...
oh shii you dissin' your main man :boxing:
nah to be honest Borg is good  :dontknow:

and thats another one of your problems you don't seem to get along with anyone :argue:

i'll reply to your rap later
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Sep 24, 2008, 05:23: PM
tru that borg was doing well,


he must be depressed now

just dont kill your self borg, there are people the still love you
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Sep 24, 2008, 11:03: PM
can't believe you still posting
out of the race but still hoping
thats what i like to see
even though your not close to me
you try to cling on
to the icon
overlapped you at least 5 times
with my sublime rhymes
but you still talking
but talking the walk
ticktock times over
take you dictionary and your clover
your luck has ran out
but thats no reason to be sober
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Sep 25, 2008, 05:09: AM
all of you are flies in my ear
you buzz all day long,
but nobody hears
your poorly crafted song.

I need no more justifications,
all my raps are dominations,
revelations, emancipations,
throwing layers of sensations
around your eyes
asking you to realize
my supremacy,
my monarchy,
my supreme deity,
but apparently you are blind --
I'm the only one who can see
through the ignorance that cloaks your mind...
my words set your fledgeling intellects free,
this is my vision, my sight,
my dirge towards the right,
my utterance of light,
my clarion call to fight,
a testament to my might.
You sound like a amateur poet gettin booed off stage at the apollo
tryin to be lyrical, for you to sound sick its gonna take a miracle--your heads hollow
you can learn from my style but dont follow, i kicked it with kareem and diggs before they got alto,
laughin at you trying to be macho, i get this paper, only thing u got green is the guacamole on your nachos
bummy ass clothes, i would never rock those, copyin my style the way i lock foes, praisin Hook cuz he got flows
posted up at the end of a rainbow the way i got gold, nerdy ass mothafucka when he wears pants his socks show
Whenever you drop your freestyle i literally shake my head, cause nothing you say ~make sense~
i guess thats what that does to you when you broke, you only ~make cents~
you the type of cat that would buy a honda cause it look like a fake benz
i'm as cold as blue-- Totalfootball?? pfffff Treal Squad have totally totaled you
you a homo, you and borg are at the edge of relation,
totaldouchebag how do you think your smart when you only got a highschool education?


Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Sep 25, 2008, 10:52: AM
lol some nice turns of phrase in there tj...and by the way, this isn't poetry, this is rap. I am not following technique at all, mainly because I can't be bothered to labour over every iambus or trochee, which is what it takes to write real rhyming poetry.

anyhow:

I need none of your lip,
my rhymes are freudian slips
of truth and not lies,
they bludgeon and they terrorize
you who can't face the reality,
my omnipotent totality...
prove me wrong bitches,
I'm waiting to see
a word to refute my divinity,
my words put your brain in stitches,
unveiling truth and riches
free of logical glitches,
and whether I write tonight
in dactylic hexameter
or iambic pentameter,
a villanelle or pantoum,
my lines illuminate the darkened room
of the mind, and showl the real world --
all your delusions into inexistence are hurled.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Sep 28, 2008, 11:49: PM
man i think borg did really kill him self, i hope your happy TF10, borgs dead.


he hasn't posted in alot of days
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Sep 29, 2008, 06:31: AM
man i think borg did really kill him self, i hope your happy TF10, borgs dead.


he hasn't posted in alot of days
Hey sorry, I was up in Owen Sound for a hockey tournament which we won.

Glad you noticed.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Sep 29, 2008, 09:21: AM
man i think borg did really kill him self, i hope your happy TF10, borgs dead.


he hasn't posted in alot of days
Hey sorry, I was up in Owen Sound for a hockey tournament which we won.

Glad you noticed.  :biggrin:
I didn't  :biggrin:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Sep 29, 2008, 01:56: PM
how could i not notice, i love you

sometimes
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Sep 29, 2008, 02:52: PM
this is getting a little out hand
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Sep 29, 2008, 03:07: PM
what is?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Sep 29, 2008, 03:09: PM
your action first you get along with Oli now you love Borg

wake up man the mods are polluting your head
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Sep 30, 2008, 08:05: AM
You take things too seriously.

Keep things on-topic eh?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Sep 30, 2008, 10:44: AM
You take things too seriously.

Keep things on-topic eh?
who are you to tell me to keep things on topic
the last time i knew you coped it
and you still back
take my advice and leave that
cuase you can't rap
you just letting out verbal crap
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Sep 30, 2008, 12:10: PM
i still hate all the mods but oli looks to have changed and the only reason why i posted that is because i thought borg became depressed after TF10 posted that, i hate him but dont whant him dead
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Sep 30, 2008, 09:35: PM
i still hate all the mods but oli looks to have changed and the only reason why i posted that is because i thought borg became depressed after TF10 posted that, i hate him but dont whant him dead
moby you da best
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 01, 2008, 04:16: AM
elitestriker is a god who commands beyondfootball.com
slash forum; i'll take scantron sheets and rip them through your ear drum
i bring number two pencils when i'm tested
and if i'm fully rested, i'll beat you into the ground until i get fucking arrested
i'm infested
with fucking flows that can't even be messed with
check with
the program and, cut all your bullshit
i break down the regular shit flows that everybody here knows
i combat pussies like Borg until his mind fucking explodes
his lymph nodes
swell up like he's got a mother fucking sore throat
he can't think for himself so he jumps on the glory hunter boat
but he ain't the only one biting styles and talking shit
totalfootball10 you'd better duck and hide, quick.
i won't think twice to hunt down and kill
your philosophy, your ideology, your intellectually stimulated thoughts that form your bullshit theology
mess with me, and you'll be in my next recipe, for pseudo-intellect soup
i dare you to try to rip on me
listen to me, put your dictionary down and just hear me out
i'll cut you more times than the amount of syllables that come out your mouth
i'm from the dirty south
where cats like Melbourne, Tito, and Moby couldn't survive
don't even try to combat the flow that keeps your minds alive
all i hear from you is fake ass words and fallacies
my flow in it's entirety is probably in your library
better yet
my flow is probably in your church as a prophecy
but just when you think its over, it's just begun
i'll fuck a muslim woman five times a day just for fun
under the sun, i kick back and think about the moments
where TJ Hook thought he could rhyme and be a fucking poet
but i'll throw a hook around his rhymes that will boggle his fucking mind
and leave him stranded in the hood where white boys dissapear all the time
the world is mine, and the beezy treal squad is fucking through
i'll leave thizzy niggas in a ditch topped with adouille soup
i'll lead a coup
into the brain of anyone who wants to rival me
i'll leave you smoked out like i just finished all of my broccolli
so if i am percieved as a liar or a traitor
i'll mask my face and skate through life until i'm mentally better
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Oct 01, 2008, 06:23: AM
I don't know what convinced you to mention my name
Its probably because you know I'm running shit in this game
Every rhyme I spit I'm getting critical acclaim, now lets be honest your shit is sounds real lame
I wont back down we can go pound for pound, rhyme for rhyme
From the first to the twelfth round, compared to me you rap like a mime
You walking a fine line trying to play with mine
You'll go unheard, a nerd going up against me thats absurd
Smack your mouth and leave your speech slurred
This nerd talking about what type of pencil he gone be packing to his test
'Weak rappers like you I quickly digest
How about I have my goons on the corners test you, undress you, molest you
Beat your ass till it turns black and blue
This shit is serious its a no contest, looking like a fag at the San Fransisco love fest   
I ended your man TJs career, he speaking normal English again in fear
Let me make something clear, cats like you love it in the rear
Rapping on BF is my frontier, a pioneer, you can't preserver, Ill make you little hoes disappear, your punishment will be severe
I can see right through your gimmick, all you fake as rappers try to mimic
My my flows are sicker than that of a bulimic, stay in your house
Talking about being from the dirty south, bitch shut your mouth
I'll stomp right through your block its a cake walk
I grew up in a place where the mother fucking devil him self wont make it back
See your a new jack, yellow back, don't loose track
I'm gonna have to go to war with you and any coward
You'll all get overpowered
Take this as a warning, I don't want to see your loved ones in mourning








Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 01, 2008, 06:52: AM
The game has changed a lot judging by the calibur of your flow
i'll tell you all you need to know; about what's hood, or what's good
you say i'm walking thin lines, and that you digest rappers
but judging by your size you digest fucking KFC snackers
you need wheat thin crackers, a year long jog and some carrot sticks
running the game is something i do sick, with a flow that isn't the weak 1:2: shit
you pack
i'm running rampant with a pack of wolves that will leave you standing still
take your birth control pill quick becaue my flow is about to rape you
take you up a flight of stairs and break you; lyrically you can't compare
you couldn't take a walk in my shoes
the only cake walk you'll have is during your midnight snack
nigga you're fat, and in my hood we slaughter wac cats with dunlap
syndrome
get it through your head, my words are permanent
your shit is temporary like a 15 year old with a driving permit
i write rhymes and create paths for cats like you to follow
in the game i'm ahead, like what your bitch wanted to swallow
if you want to go to war, i wont hesitate to draw arms and use reasonable deduction
but if you want to draw arms in my yard, bitch get liposuction
you can't function
 and if you can then i'll have to fix that
use baseball bats on all your junctions, and trust me, i ain't new jack
this isn't the city, and i dam sure ain't wesley snipes
you'll be in the hospital concussed after i bash your head with metal pipes
with all my might
my targets are in sight, and if you're in my way i'll have to crush you
i'll slice up your flesh and leave it cooling off on ice cubes
on the contrary, i'd laugh  If i saw people mourning for you
take my flow and multiply it by 0 bitch; that's you
insanity is the name of the fucking game that I play
so next time at least think of some better bullshit to try and say
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 01, 2008, 07:08: AM
Elite trying to rap is laughable, thinking those shitty topics you kick is rappable
my cavity hurt when you come around, you sweet like an apple
you from the dirty south? thats it right thurr, i laugh at you dirty ass cats
bummy ass clothes, knock-off jordans , and dirty ass hats
short ass mothafucka, you be lookin like bobby brown with his wig pushed back
Hook push crack, Hook touched back, Melbourne touched sack, And Elite look Whack
Elite trying to steal my flow, you Loonier than Yukmouth if you think you can steal the show
fingers tips green cause i feel the dough,  Call me Murda Hook cause I kill the most
Bryan Ford, he's just Lyin' Lord, he aint put it no work, Hook sharper than a Vikin' Sword
this fool need to clean up, his hair look like he just touched a Lightning Cord
ha haaaa yeah Elite wit weird ass Afro,Hook dictator like Castro, Melbourne the Fatso, Hook with the Rap Flow
This should be an English class how i use my bars Parallel, I got an Aston Martin, Elite rolls in a Caravel
Thinkin he black when his skins Caramel,  I put a taco on a string, and he was runnin around in circles like a Carousel
Dirty south rappers these days is rare to sell, .22 at mr.ford's dome, it's his bus fare to hell,
Melbourne a dumb ass for thinkin that my man elite got a mole ,
its an amp beam on his face from Hook, in a couple seconds itll be a bullet hole,
What jewels you got Bryan? I got 8 thou wow on my neck and i wanna compare change
my diamonds shine bright like the wings of an airplane, I wear chains and you wear Wayne (haha HOMO)
elite? Please. you at the bottom like Reece, I got designers he still rockin fleece, elites like my little niece,
keep it green like peas, stab you wit a rusty knife full of disease, it will spread bacteria through your arteries
and ultimately make your heart freeze, I can talk like you too, all fake and shit, i can't even Phathom, B
After this you learned your bunk, and got a free lesson in Anatomy,
now go back to the club football section and talk about which player you wanna blow on the LA GALAXY
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 01, 2008, 07:15: AM
melbourne step up to the plate to battle, don't dwell on what you're going to say
as i wait, i have to deal with clowns from the bay
you're not worth my time, you'll get a bar and a half
stay in your place hook, your last rap was complete trash  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 01, 2008, 07:18: AM
choke choke choke..... damn aint the first time you heard that one though huh elite
but damn homie you got it bad
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 01, 2008, 07:21: AM
This isn't between me and you, you don't factor into this equation. I killed you with 5 lines.  Using my government name and shit; please, do ride somewhere else.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Oct 01, 2008, 07:21: AM
Haha melbourne keep it real man!  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 01, 2008, 07:23: AM
tj hook who do you think you are
rappin against elite you wont get far
elite vs mel was lookin kinda swell, who was gon win kinda hard to tell
then i felt a a terrible smell, signed tj hook smelliest kid in the yearbook

peace to ma nig moby i feel you homie  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 01, 2008, 07:25: AM
This isn't between me and you, you don't factor into this equation. I killed you with 5 lines.  Using my government name and shit; please, do ride somewhere else.
With what 5 lines cutty? I think you forgot to write them down in this thread, cause I aint seen shit??
Using your goverment name, and your whole swag. What you got on Hook?? Nothin' Cutty
How ya ridin? how ya livin? it aint look Hook bluh i guarantee. Bodied. New orleans? Bodied.
Slidell? Bodied. Your damn Swag? Bodied.

Scream at me
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 01, 2008, 07:35: AM
 :lol: :lol:

get out homie, you're done.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 01, 2008, 10:45: AM
haha yeeeee thats right no response, BODIED fool BODIED.
On another level, you right i will take a step back, and let you get back to your toilet-bowl material
Melbourne murdered you, and Hook deaded yo ass .
the Dirty south just got a little dirtier.

Hook-out

hhaahhhahahahahahhhaha fool's garbage kid
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 01, 2008, 10:58: AM
Alright, Melbourne, the children are gone.


Back to business now.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 01, 2008, 11:41: AM
damn elite, i just re read my rap, and son you got bodied it wasnt even close, to beat the champ, you gotta BEAT the champ.
you didn't..
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 01, 2008, 11:45: AM
It depends who is judging it...you both have different style....TJ has more swagger and bad-grammared allusions that still retain a certain appeal, whereas ELITE is going for he ironic wit...neither of your metre is very clean...alot of inconsistency, so I say you each write as intense a couplet as you can and I'll judge which is better
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 01, 2008, 12:45: PM
it's time for the hook to realize that he's out of line
since melbourne won't respond i guess i'll have to waste my time
with
rhymes too flagrent to be called in the nba
as I say, hook, you've got a lot of nerve to try and call me out
i've been a god on this forum since the year 2004
and my reign won't be broken by TJ Hooker, TJ Whore
i suggest you plead the fifth before you step back up to face me
you can't play in my ballpark, nigga, your swing can't even phaze me
roll with me
and see if you could run shit down here in the south
i was swimming in a cat 5 hurricane while you were busy running your mouth
i've been through the shit that bitches like you only see on tv
you can't beat me
number one murder capital in the states, that's where i reside
on the grind daily, while you sit on the bay side
please
don't talk about reality or streets with me dunny
you claim you kill the most, but a gun would scare you funny
i mean silly
really, i see cats like you in the streets every day
in thier mom and dad's benz blasting eminem and dr. dre
don't front like you're thugging out on forums and dot com's
bitch you're at soccer tournaments with your fucking soccer mom
claim hood if you want, but we've always known that you're fraud as fuck
elitestriker mother fucker, don't ever again push your luck
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 01, 2008, 04:09: PM
It depends who is judging it...you both have different style....TJ has more swagger and bad-grammared allusions that still retain a certain appeal, whereas ELITE is going for he ironic wit...neither of your metre is very clean...alot of inconsistency, so I say you each write as intense a couplet as you can and I'll judge which is better
Yo man, big ups for an honest reply you kept it neutral without hatin, thats treal  :cheers:
I don't honestly think elite is whack,  its just gamesmanship
he still aint at ya boys level though.
Elite i'll get at you tomorrow cutty, i'm off, just signed in to read

fa sho late 1
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 01, 2008, 06:11: PM
it's battle rap, no harm done

one dog.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Oct 01, 2008, 08:12: PM
this place is booming, WTF happened to the rap tornoment


haha lol oli stay up  :cheers:


how about team rap matches nothing big just example ELITE - TF10 vs Melbourne - Tito


then TF10 - Melbourne vs Tito - TJ hook

then TJ Hook - Elite vs TF10 - Tito

just some thing new for once, and unlike conner i'll keep it updated, by the looks of it nobody is keeping a grudge so you guys can work together right?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 02, 2008, 05:58: AM
TJ Hooker, TJ Whore, whatever the case may be Im the one they fiend for
and i lean raw, I can see through you like a screen door,
you thought you was like slick creepin in the green ford,
but yo mama will be screamin, when you machinin', "Doctor please don't pull that green cord!"
My flow is hard like viagra in a piss stream
money is my reality, you just a have a rich dream, New Orleans is that snitch scene
out here in the 510 (oaklannnnnd) we hustlin', we git cream. I was richer than your dad when i was fifteen
I'm nastier than what's in an asian kid's lunchpack
Elite, if you wore my chain for a week you would be hunchback,
you call me TJ train the way i run tracks, after we fought for 3 seconds you would runback
I can fight cutty I brawl like winky, rollin' up the stinky, in that Vantage sittin' on twinkys,
check out my ring, Arabian diamonds you can't spot no flaws on my pinky,
I run things, I am on that Presidential shit, where the fuck is Monica Lewinksy?
My rhymes is dope liek i go on the mic and shoot base,
you pack thongs on vacation and i am rollin with lettuce in the suitcase
your too sweet elite, you givin me a toothache, melbourne you need to lose weight
i could body your whole crew with one round cause i don't shoot straight
leave you powerless like if popeyes spinach was lost, elite easy to diminsh--he soft
Katrina aint do the job right, God sent Hurricane Hook to come and finish you off





Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 02, 2008, 06:08: AM
that was aweful, tj u suck.
peace to ma bro mo-bo.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 02, 2008, 06:19: AM
this place is booming, WTF happened to the rap tornoment


haha lol oli stay up  :cheers:


how about team rap matches nothing big just example ELITE - TF10 vs Melbourne - Tito


then TF10 - Melbourne vs Tito - TJ hook

then TJ Hook - Elite vs TF10 - Tito

just some thing new for once, and unlike conner i'll keep it updated, by the looks of it nobody is keeping a grudge so you guys can work together right?
Yeah i aint got nothing against nobody. Elite is my boy, me and melbourne squashed it after our battles, totalfootball
 and me is cool , Tito is my boy, Moby your my boy. aint nothin against nobody, its just battlin


oh and big ups elite, nice drop
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 02, 2008, 06:50: AM
@ melbourne: you can hold off until i'm done with this cat. let me spit at you hook, check it:


i'm spottin the raps that you're spittin' as some rich boy shit
you said that money is your reality, so how hood are you bitch?
i've surivived in the third world with real mother fuckers carrying machetes
i've seen shotgun totin' essay's cookin niggas like grade A spaghetti
bitch you aint ready
to roll in to a neighborhood where cigs are currency
from honduras to new orleans nigga, your life's a britney spears movie
you talk about being hard, but shut up; i can't allow it
bitch you have the nerve to call me soft when your mom gives you a daily allowance
you claim diamonds on your pinky and platinum chains upon your neck
what's next?
your spelling test? bitch you ain't even fucking grown yet
and better yet, i'll sublet you a taste of the hoods that i've been in
while you were in your dads Lexus chillin, i was paying bills for my parent's children
i've seen the sickest thugs illin'
i've seen shotguns with full shells in
i've seen fathers lose thier families because money issues killin'
i've been in barrios full of thugs who don't give a fuck about your feelin's
i've had third world country water that left me shittin' out the ceilin'
bitch when it comes to living hood you've got  nothing on me
i'm not a g, but i damn sure have had my fair share of poverty
so stunt your chains and spin your rims while real niggas stay on the grind
bitch i've told you multiple times that rhymes epitomize my mind

 :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 02, 2008, 06:54: AM
elite dun killed it. Tj hook u just got shook
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Oct 02, 2008, 06:59: AM
Trying to tell me whats hood? I think you misunderstood
Your hood was cleaned out by Katrina, still living at the New Orleans Arena
Fighting over Fema donations like a hyena
In your city it would cost me one of my KFC snackers, I'll have you raped
Find your address, and Make sure its video taped
Watch it over and over, send it out to my adversaries and watch them cowards run for cover
the normal man wont be able to recover, but you was homo undercover
Always defending homosexuals, don't you realize fucking another man is ineffectual
Guess that how bi sexual switch hitters get down, the only thing you leaving permanent is on your underwear a shade of yellow and brown you fucking clown
Let me hear your explanation for switching your sexual orientation
Where refused pussy or just abused, its got me real bemused
Lead by temptations and numerous sessions of masturbation
Now you want to talk about fighting me, weak ass emcee
You look Alitons son, I'm putting cowards in their place one by one
TJ is eathering you no need for me to shit on you
Ill remain on my thrown right here I got the best view
Face it man
I'll still spit flue at you from time just because I can
Light you up so my hoes can get an indoor tan









 













Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 02, 2008, 07:06: AM
yo this three way battle shit is sick kid, both of you puttin down some heat
keep it goin

Elite, ill get at you in a minute
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Oct 02, 2008, 07:09: AM
elite dun killed it. Tj hook u just got shook
Yeah ELITE's last rap was insane.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 02, 2008, 07:57: AM
moby calls me crack cus dats wat i sell
moby calls hook shit cus dat how he smell
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Oct 02, 2008, 08:08: AM
@moby:

"just some thing new for once, and unlike conner i'll keep it updated, by the looks of it nobody is keeping a grudge so you guys can work together right?"

that's fine.  if you'd like to start new threads, i'll sticky them when i see them

although, from the looks of it, you could probably keep them bumped
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 02, 2008, 08:09: AM
thank you borg, oli.

and hook, don't tell me you're going to get at me; get at me.


@mel


look kid, i see you're finally learning how to rap
but shit, a bitch like you couldn't handle the heat of my strap
the heat's on your back
and it's a burdon i don't think you can handle
i spit things more prolific than a mother fucking camel
bitch i'll dismantle
your ways of thinking, i can see your next move
the only throne you sit at is in the burger king play room
son you spit too soon talking about fema checks and my salary
you better watch that big mac, bitch, that's one too many calories
i'll unravel your shit like tapestries
leaving your bitch ass wondering helplessly
sitting, lonely, thinking what in the motherfuck just happened to me?
it's your majesty
nigga, you better respect me and bow down
don't frown, mother fucker, turn that bullshit upside down
round for round,
i'll match you, but pound for pound you've got me doubled
bitch you're so goddammned fat that you've got your doctors puzzled
fuck off, with bullshit flows talking about bisexuals
my flow is  fucking extraterrestrial, ripping holes through both of your ventricles
leaving your vesicles puntured, i'll slice right through you jugular
fat boy weighs to much he left his testicles ruptured
my flow is just to structured for you to conceptualize cousin
i've got a sick and twisted rhyme scheme to leave any crowd buzzin'
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 02, 2008, 08:16: AM
melbourne gon need a dictionary  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 02, 2008, 08:39: AM
See, you thinkin' I'm rich off parents is a common fallacy,
error in logic, mothafucka i made my own salary,
you ~skip over my lines~ like ~hopscotch~ til its something you wanna hear,
I done told you, i'm postin in oakland, smokin, hustlin til i'm outta here,
not outta fear, I live on my own, platinum and chrome, santa-like snow,
and more hash than you know, God gave the dog a bone,
I done grew up with NOTHING, who told you oakland was soft and wasn't serious?
You wonder about my life, I call you ~George~ cause you nothing but ~Curious~
I'm a Raider, I always roll with a kada, New Orleans this, New Orleans that what a surprise
But atleast you a lil Wayne got something else in common, Y'all are the same size!
and not to mention tell the same lies
You dillusional thinkin that your a prophet, you aint intellectual and livin better you don't make no profit
and since they aint no profit, they aint no prophet, just get off it,
looks like camelbacks in my pocket, we gotta problem ~Houston~, and i aint talkin about the ~Rockets~
Hook mental with the word play, you bitch made, the NO soft you do whatever the byrd say,
TJ get more cake than you do on your birthday, Melbourne eat more cake than you even on his worst day
Your flow is weak, so when you rhyme you should lift a dumbell, and I ~Spit Heavier~ than what's in tyson's lunch-pale
In the O, we known to get hyphy, i spend 5 G's a year on White T's, Vans and Nikes,
In the NO, you still snappin ya fingaz, and chasin' after wifey , That's a soft Life,B
Never Dirty (southhh) I'm as clean as whats in a detergent box, and i'm finna blow up like the C4 that a insurgent got
Listen Elite, I am tryin to teach ya
cause like ~Fisherman~, all it takes is a ~LINE AND A HOOK~ to sink ya                  (pay attention dog)
I roll kush, stack paper like books, you cuttys is rooks, Who fucking with Hook?
and I'll leave you stiffer than the ~Tin Man~ you gon need more ~Oil than Bush~
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 02, 2008, 08:42: AM
"I'm as clean as whats in a detergent box" :rolleyes: dude seriously i dont have time for this. I killed you and you know it (obviously everyone else did too) and you just hit me with a weak ass rhyme. Call me cutty, call me pussy, whatever,  but i'm honestly through with you and i'm not responding to that trash.

Waitin on mel is actually worth it :booty:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 02, 2008, 08:45: AM
hahah i know fool, my multis and word play bodied you. I understand you aint got nothin on me, haha  :lol: :lol:
I call that a win on my part, punchlines all over that ass


matter fact, "Listen Elite, I am tryin to teach ya
cause like ~Fisherman~, all it takes is a ~LINE AND A HOOK~ to sink ya                  (pay attention dog)
I roll kush, stack paper like books, you cuttys is rooks, Who fucking with Hook?
and I'll leave you stiffer than the ~Tin Man~ you gon need more ~Oil than Bush~"


get on my level pussy
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 02, 2008, 08:48: AM
Yeah nice word play: Curious like George!!!!!!!!!! My fucking sister could think of that. You claim  you aren't a sore loser, but homie, you need to come to terms with the facts.

5 g's on white tee's?  you don't know shit about being real, homie. you've never held a family down.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 02, 2008, 08:51: AM
where you from again?? Slidell?? nigga, i done put it wayyyyy more work than you'll ever know, i made 6 figures on my own blood, IN OAKLAND, you would not survive out here. top 5 most dangerous cities, hollowtips fly, and all that flys there is airplanes savin' white dudes from Cat 1 hurricanes, step it up baby come on. Your in University you gotta get your head right
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 02, 2008, 08:57: AM
Wrong, i'm from New Orleans:

The bloodiest city in the country in 2006, reeling from crime in its struggle to recover from Hurricane Katrina, got even worse in 2007.
New Orleans registered 209 homicides last year, a nearly 30 percent increase from the 161 recorded in 2006.

How old were you in 2006, 14 right?

Homie, you are on a forum claiming thug. Keep it up :thumbsup:

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 02, 2008, 09:01: AM
all that shit , and you still aint put it no work?? :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow:
Katrina did most of that, We get shot at for wearing the wrong colors, I was real safe when i visited the O
you don't know shit about work i put it in , or nothin, forum claiming thug is your title fool, we know you soft kid.
So where is all these machetes, and berettas and all this you claimin'?
you aint even raised like that playboy, quit frontin and visit 510, then talk a different story. Keep your neutral colors on
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 02, 2008, 09:02: AM
How old are you?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 02, 2008, 09:06: AM
what does age matter homie? strife is strife
I am almost 20 now, and thats remarkable to get 6 figures as young as i am

feature=related

all day, and i still drive a sick whip, and didnt get trapped


what kind of car do you drive?        (I can ask dumb questions too)
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 02, 2008, 09:07: AM
From 1999 to 2004, the homicide rate again increased. New Orleans had the highest homicide rate of any major American city in 2002 (53.3 per 100,000 people) and again in 2003 (275 homicides).[74] It should be stated that the number of homicides has decreased since 1994 - the number of homicides in 2004 was about 275, cutting the 1994 count by one-third.


 Katrina was in '05 :hello:

i can't afford a car anymore.

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Oct 02, 2008, 09:15: AM
Cant believe this faggot is glorying cowards running round with machetes
If you see a spider on the wall your ass would get real sweaty
The shit you talk about is based on movies and stories
You ain't never seen people laid out like quarries
homicide would have your gay ass under the table
New Orleans is fucking stable get back to watching cable
The only currency you seen is stones
and the only thing you ever survived from New Orleans to Honduras is cyclones
a real cat from the ghetto wouldn't glorify that shit
I' was raised in a place armies get buried
I wouldn't take a second to have your shook ass bodied
your fake ass needs to admit, the shit you spiting about ain't legit
you honestly think your preschool fat jokes gone hurt me
get out from under that skirt I'm far to alert b
you barging about living in poverty?
you must be at the brink of insanity
Ill bag your bony ass up
and scrunch you like a plastic cup
respect you? dude your fucking wack
when I walk passed take off your fucking hat
talking about my ball sack (faggot)
you must be crazy cuz I busted on your tongue
mother fucker you know I'm well hung
tried to deep throat shit broke your voice box
still your addicted to cocks
busted a second nut on that mole of yours
hairs growing like a lawn that hasn't been trimmed for years
Itching like theres roaches in your drawers
Stop talking about your flow you flow like cement
your shit lacks real content
so continue to live your fantasy
you lack credibility and authenticity

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 02, 2008, 09:17: AM
nigga, your city isn't even top 10

Ranked Most Dangerous
1. Detroit, Michigan
2. St. Louis, Missouri
3. Flint, Michigan
4. Oakland, California
5. Camden, New Jersey
6. Birmingham, Alabama
7. North Charleston, South Carolina
8. Memphis, Tennessee
9. Richmond, California
10. Cleveland, Ohio

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/11/18/dangerous.cities.ap/


You aint hard, son, damn, CNN is more credible than any source you have, it's most widely accepted.

TOWN BIZZ is sittin at number 4.  The O is ten times more strife then that city you rep.  let me hear you speak, scream at me cutty
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Oct 02, 2008, 09:21: AM
Quote
BERLIN - Somalia remains rooted to the bottom of a global corruption index that also features Iraq and Afghanistan, an international watchdog's annual report said today.

If this is the case I win.  :lol:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 02, 2008, 09:26: AM
nah you dont, "it aint where you from homeboy its where you at"-young buck......you aint livin in somalia, you live in australia, theres a difference pimpin, I am livin in Oakland everyday , not as much as the slums as i used to, still hard though, 6 figures dosen't get your real estate that far
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 02, 2008, 09:26: AM
You're looking at "Dangerous" cities homeboy.

Try this for size:

http://www.forbes.com/lifestyle/2007/11/08/murder-city-danger-forbeslife-cx_de_1108murder.html

Top US Murder Cities (yes, it's where i'm at every day)

Detroit - total murder (418) - murder per 100,000 (47.3)
Baltimore - total murder (276) - murder per 100,000 (43.3)
New Orleans - total murder (162) - murder per 100,000 (37.6)
Newark, NJ- total murder (105) - murder per 100,000 (37.4)
St. Louis- total murder (129) - murder per 100,000 (37.2)
Oakland- total murder (145) - murder per 100,000 (36.4)
Washington, D.C. - total murder (169) - murder per 100,000 (29.1)
Cincinnati- total murder (89) - murder per 100,000 (28.8)
Philadelphia- total murder (406) - murder per 100,000 (27.7)
Buffalo- total murder (74) - murder per 100,000 (26.4)


Melbourne you can have it for now. Good session, both of you. I've got a lot of work to get down now so no point in spitting at me. (i am admitting melbourne has the better of me)
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Oct 02, 2008, 09:29: AM
U don't know me man, you don't know my history. Oakland ain't shit, come to melbourne bitchs.   :lol:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Oct 02, 2008, 09:29: AM
Regina is worse than Detroit.

 :dontknow:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 02, 2008, 09:30: AM
oh yeah well I'm from Toronto  :pimp:

 :biggrin:

it's a pretty safe city

but to prove I got talents mates
I don't need no homicide rates,
while you all are reprobates
and Titos some kid who chronic masturbates.

Tito man it's ok
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 02, 2008, 09:31: AM
For some reason this turned into a credibility issue about pusing work and shit, all because Hook couldn't top my rhyme :biggrin:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 02, 2008, 09:31: AM
Regina is worse than Detroit.

 :dontknow:
are you SERIOUS?!

Detroit is a fucking warzone...I've been through it's fucking ugly
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Oct 02, 2008, 09:32: AM
You're looking at "Dangerous" cities homeboy.

Try this for size:

http://www.forbes.com/lifestyle/2007/11/08/murder-city-danger-forbeslife-cx_de_1108murder.html

Top US Murder Cities (yes, it's where i'm at every day)

Detroit - total murder (418) - murder per 100,000 (47.3)
Baltimore - total murder (276) - murder per 100,000 (43.3)
New Orleans - total murder (162) - murder per 100,000 (37.6)
Newark, NJ- total murder (105) - murder per 100,000 (37.4)
St. Louis- total murder (129) - murder per 100,000 (37.2)
Oakland- total murder (145) - murder per 100,000 (36.4)
Washington, D.C. - total murder (169) - murder per 100,000 (29.1)
Cincinnati- total murder (89) - murder per 100,000 (28.8)
Philadelphia- total murder (406) - murder per 100,000 (27.7)
Buffalo- total murder (74) - murder per 100,000 (26.4)


Melbourne you can have it for now. Good session, both of you. I've got a lot of work to get down now so no point in spitting at me. (i am admitting melbourne has the better of me)
All you needed to do was throw one more line at me I was going to give up. Looks like you beat me 2 it. Its too late now, Its been written in marble forever.  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Oct 02, 2008, 09:33: AM
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You're more likely to have your car stolen in Joliette (Quebec) or Winnipeg (Manitoba) than Detroit or Las Vegas - the auto theft capitals of the US.
#
Robbery rates in Winnipeg (Manitoba), Regina and Saskatoon (Saskatchewan) outrank the top 10 robbery-plagued US cities

Detroit is more dangerous, but there are way more crime rates in the places mentioned above.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 02, 2008, 09:35: AM
@mel
jajaj fuck it though, it was fun while it lasted. i can always modify that post, mind you :biggrin:


i hope hook is safe pushing work tonight. :booty:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 02, 2008, 09:36: AM
yeah but they don't shoot you  :rolleyes:

Toronto is the biketheft capital of North America I believe, but we are really safe, so...
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Oct 02, 2008, 09:37: AM
I see, I see.
The crime rates are higher overall, but the death rates are not. I understand.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 02, 2008, 09:37: AM
You're looking at "Dangerous" cities homeboy.

Try this for size:

http://www.forbes.com/lifestyle/2007/11/08/murder-city-danger-forbeslife-cx_de_1108murder.html

Top US Murder Cities (yes, it's where i'm at every day)

Detroit - total murder (418) - murder per 100,000 (47.3)
Baltimore - total murder (276) - murder per 100,000 (43.3)
New Orleans - total murder (162) - murder per 100,000 (37.6)
Newark, NJ- total murder (105) - murder per 100,000 (37.4)
St. Louis- total murder (129) - murder per 100,000 (37.2)
Oakland- total murder (145) - murder per 100,000 (36.4)
Washington, D.C. - total murder (169) - murder per 100,000 (29.1)
Cincinnati- total murder (89) - murder per 100,000 (28.8)
Philadelphia- total murder (406) - murder per 100,000 (27.7)
Buffalo- total murder (74) - murder per 100,000 (26.4)


Melbourne you can have it for now. Good session, both of you. I've got a lot of work to get down now so no point in spitting at me. (i am admitting melbourne has the better of me)
Yeah man that's the shit I am talking about, is the most dangerous, not murders, that dont define how hard a city is, but when you made CNN, you know it's nothing to play with cause Oakland cuttys die other places in the Bay, like the shootouts with 500 block and cyprus, that counts as murder counts in SF not in the O. Trust me fool, a lot of people would rather hit up New Orleans then Town Bizz, look at the tourist numbers of Oakland and New Orleans, it's staggering. New Orleans has tons of tourists, it's pretty safe and i been there
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Oct 02, 2008, 09:38: AM
I love living in a pretty nice city man (don't get me wrong any city can get hectic). But today I was at the train station in another area. These  dudes with red bananas where on the platform as well, these guys think they are in LA its fucking sad. I happened to be wearing a blue bandanna for style purposes, I don't bang its pretty stupid, dudes didn't do shit, they where just giving me greasy looks when I wasn't looking.  :lol:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 02, 2008, 09:40: AM
I love living in a pretty nice city man (don't get me wrong any city can get hectic). But today I was at the train station in another area. These  dudes with red bananas where on the platform as well, these guys think they are in LA its fucking sad. I happened to be wearing a blue bandanna for style purposes, I don't bang its pretty stupid, dudes didn't do shit, they where just giving me greasy looks when I wasn't looking.  :lol:
are there blood and crip chapters in Australia? There are in Toronto, but I haven't seen that many of them...

also does Oakland have MaraSalvaTrucha?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 02, 2008, 09:40: AM
Aite Hook, the treal cutty's roll in Oakland. Case closed.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 02, 2008, 09:42: AM
I love living in a pretty nice city man (don't get me wrong any city can get hectic). But today I was at the train station in another area. These  dudes with red bananas where on the platform as well, these guys think they are in LA its fucking sad. I happened to be wearing a blue bandanna for style purposes, I don't bang its pretty stupid, dudes didn't do shit, they where just giving me greasy looks when I wasn't looking.  :lol:
thats real life in O, i wear black and white only, if you check my closet aint no red or blue cause i dont bang either, I hold down work though.

@Elite: Fool, your ridiculous you came at me first saying I am an internet thug or some shit, not cause i couldn't top your rhymes, your rhymes are koo, but nothin i can't handle, don't get ahead of yourself. Credibility came into play when you was callin me a joke
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Oct 02, 2008, 09:42: AM
Yeah but they are all pussies anyway. They know not to fuck with certain people. I know some of them dudes from my area they give me respect and love.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 02, 2008, 09:43: AM
I love living in a pretty nice city man (don't get me wrong any city can get hectic). But today I was at the train station in another area. These  dudes with red bananas where on the platform as well, these guys think they are in LA its fucking sad. I happened to be wearing a blue bandanna for style purposes, I don't bang its pretty stupid, dudes didn't do shit, they where just giving me greasy looks when I wasn't looking.  :lol:
thats real life in O, i wear black and white only, if you check my closet aint no red or blue cause i dont bang either, I hold down work though.

@Elite: Fool, your ridiculous you came at me first saying I am an internet thug or some shit, not cause i couldn't top your rhymes, your rhymes are koo, but nothin i can't handle, don't get ahead of yourself. Credibility came into play when you was callin me a joke


Sho dog, do your thing and keep hustlin. We all hustle and grind but in different ways.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 02, 2008, 09:44: AM
I love living in a pretty nice city man (don't get me wrong any city can get hectic). But today I was at the train station in another area. These  dudes with red bananas where on the platform as well, these guys think they are in LA its fucking sad. I happened to be wearing a blue bandanna for style purposes, I don't bang its pretty stupid, dudes didn't do shit, they where just giving me greasy looks when I wasn't looking.  :lol:
are there blood and crip chapters in Australia? There are in Toronto, but I haven't seen that many of them...

also does Oakland have MaraSalvaTrucha?
Yeah, a whole bunch of ese's just rolled up, check the video i showed Elite, MS runs shit pretty hard, at a sideshow there was a shootout between MS and dudes claimin to be bloods. Its nasty
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 02, 2008, 09:46: AM
way to take the high road ELITE...

back to rapping?

Yeah but they are all pussies anyway. They know not to fuck with certain people. I know some of them dudes from my area they give me respect and love.
I see....I don't respect bloods and crips and such....they are dumb as fuck....I almost never see them, but when I do I keep my distance

and TJ Hook....MS is the nastiests and biggest gang in the world, no doubt
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 02, 2008, 09:48: AM
TF10: yeah they are, they aint pushin as strong as other areas in south central LA though, but they bang pretty hard, they still don't run shit but they are tryin and most likely will get it and yeah they do got bloods and crips in T Dot, Canada aint as soft as people thinkin, every where got a ghetto
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 02, 2008, 10:20: AM
TF10: yeah they are, they aint pushin as strong as other areas in south central LA though, but they bang pretty hard, they still don't run shit but they are tryin and most likely will get it and yeah they do got bloods and crips in T Dot, Canada aint as soft as people thinkin, every where got a ghetto
true man

Jane and Finch and Malvern are our two bad areas probably

there are a fair amount of shootings, though nothing compared to LA etc...
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Oct 02, 2008, 11:39: AM
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Trust me fool, a lot of people would rather hit up New Orleans then Town Bizz, look at the tourist numbers of Oakland and New Orleans, it's staggering. New Orleans has tons of tourists, it's pretty safe and i been there

 :lol:

(http://www.rebuildgreen.org/images/clip_image006.jpg)

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(http://www.tour-new-orleans.com/images/st-louis-cathedral.jpg)

i don't have anything against you or oakland, but that's a paper thin argument.  it would be very similar to me saying that "since clorox is headquartered in oakland, i have nothing to worry about"

every place is going to have their bad places and their good places

in new orleans, you may not have to worry about the color of your clothes, but when all is said and done, you sure as fuck have to worry about "do i look like i'm supposed to be here"

corrupted cops and politicians, misdemeanor murder, and drug violence = one clusterfuck of a city  :down:

disclaimer:  that's not to say that new orleans is any more violent than any other city.  however, new orleans is certainly not a "safe" city.  it's a very unique city and many tourists, similar to you, find themselves in trouble after they've taken the wrong turn

anyway, back on topic
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 03, 2008, 06:26: AM
I  see your point dog, but if you wanna use the "everywhere has it's bad parts of town" statement, then nowhere is safe. I meant that New Orleans is safe by my standards, and what i been through. But yeah that was my bad for sayin that it's all good and safe, but for the most part it is. There is towns in Arizona and conneticut that are hard, but are nowhere on the level of Oakland. Hope that makes sense playboy.

Hook out

late

1`
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 03, 2008, 07:49: AM
I  see your point dog, but if you wanna use the "everywhere has it's bad parts of town" statement, then nowhere is safe. I meant that New Orleans is safe by my standards, and what i been through. But yeah that was my bad for sayin that it's all good and safe, but for the most part it is. There is towns in Arizona and conneticut that are hard, but are nowhere on the level of Oakland. Hope that makes sense playboy.

Hook out

late

1`
what are you talking about? you're from canada
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Oct 03, 2008, 08:09: AM
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Hope that makes sense playboy.

it does and it doesn't.  it doesn't because that really wasn't what i was getting at.

let me put it to you this way:

there are places in oakland where i'm sure i'd feel perfectly safe.  there are places in new orleans where i feel perfectly safe.

there are places in oakland where i'm sure i wouldn't feel safe.  there are places in new orleans where i don't feel safe.

if i was visiting oakland, i'm sure that when i was where i needed to be that i would feel perfectly safe.  if you visit new orleans, you will, for the most part, be in places where you should feel perfectly safe.  however, that says nothing about the other parts of either town.

but again, new orleans is a pretty unique city.  i've seen it compared to johannesburg, south africa (i haven't been to johannesburg and won't comment) in the sense that you can be in a perfectly fine part of town on one street and run into a relatively bad part of town on the next.  many people don't realize, especially when they are walking through the city, in what kind of part of town they are in.  this is a real problem during mardi gras.  walk to the end of the french quarter and you are in a relatively bad part of town in which you are liable to have the fuck kicked out of you and all of your shit stolen.  fortunately, this is not an extremely bad portion of town. (this is how i understand it to be.  while i do know a fair amount about the city, i have never lived in new orleans and don't plan to unless i'm rolling in dough.)
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 03, 2008, 10:55: AM
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Hope that makes sense playboy.

it does and it doesn't.  it doesn't because that really wasn't what i was getting at.

let me put it to you this way:

there are places in oakland where i'm sure i'd feel perfectly safe.  there are places in new orleans where i feel perfectly safe.

there are places in oakland where i'm sure i wouldn't feel safe.  there are places in new orleans where i don't feel safe.

if i was visiting oakland, i'm sure that when i was where i needed to be that i would feel perfectly safe.  if you visit new orleans, you will, for the most part, be in places where you should feel perfectly safe.  however, that says nothing about the other parts of either town.

but again, new orleans is a pretty unique city.  i've seen it compared to johannesburg, south africa (i haven't been to johannesburg and won't comment) in the sense that you can be in a perfectly fine part of town on one street and run into a relatively bad part of town on the next.  many people don't realize, especially when they are walking through the city, in what kind of part of town they are in.  this is a real problem during mardi gras.  walk to the end of the french quarter and you are in a relatively bad part of town in which you are liable to have the fuck kicked out of you and all of your shit stolen.  fortunately, this is not an extremely bad portion of town. (this is how i understand it to be.  while i do know a fair amount about the city, i have never lived in new orleans and don't plan to unless i'm rolling in dough.)
Clearly not disputing that dog, I mentioned that not all New Orleans is peaches and cream. But New Orleans has a lot of tourist attractions and all that, historic attractions, jazz etc. Town Bizz is not where you wanna be, even the good parts, are bad. There is obviously a rich part, but its more like middle class compared to other standards ). That is my point. basically, our worst is worse than your worst. The Town is grimey, and i know some parts of New Orleans is, but Oakland is just THAT town for street bidness
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Oct 03, 2008, 11:44: AM
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our worst is worse than your worst

you can't say that

Quote
But New Orleans has a lot of tourist attractions and all that, historic attractions, jazz etc

it's concentrated on the "high ground" near the river.  there's a reason for that...

Quote
Town Bizz is not where you wanna be, even the good parts, are bad

"town bizz" is east oakland?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 03, 2008, 12:58: PM
I love how you are all are comparing how shit your cities are
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 03, 2008, 02:21: PM
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our worst is worse than your worst

you can't say that

Quote
But New Orleans has a lot of tourist attractions and all that, historic attractions, jazz etc

it's concentrated on the "high ground" near the river.  there's a reason for that...

Quote
Town Bizz is not where you wanna be, even the good parts, are bad

"town bizz" is east oakland?
yeah town bizz is east oakland, thats what we call it here.  Short for town Bizzness, also known as the O, the Town, Birth of the Sideshow, Raider City etc. you get the point

i get you though man, New Orleans aint soft, I aint sayin that at all, don't get me wrong. As long as there is city, the morals are shitty, i know the rules and the quote.

TF10:But nah it aint like that, I aint proud of shootings, lootings, and banging colors. Elite brought up that I am rich from my dad etc. I am just lettin people know how it really is, that i got successful on my own, self-made.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 03, 2008, 04:23: PM
this place is booming, WTF happened to the rap tornoment


haha lol oli stay up  :cheers:


how about team rap matches nothing big just example ELITE - TF10 vs Melbourne - Tito


then TF10 - Melbourne vs Tito - TJ hook

then TJ Hook - Elite vs TF10 - Tito

just some thing new for once, and unlike conner i'll keep it updated, by the looks of it nobody is keeping a grudge so you guys can work together right?
wouldn't a league type format be cool
every win if three points and the point difference is the votes lol
that would be killa

and if the a match can't happen there could be a delayed game at any time which doesn't interfere in the rest
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Oct 03, 2008, 06:07: PM
I love how you are all are comparing how shit your cities are

again, it's probably not what you think i'm (we're) getting at

i think that this is over and done though so:

Quote
Quote from: moby on Oct 02, 2008, 02:12:51 AM
this place is booming, WTF happened to the rap tornoment


haha lol oli stay up 


how about team rap matches nothing big just example ELITE - TF10 vs Melbourne - Tito


then TF10 - Melbourne vs Tito - TJ hook

then TJ Hook - Elite vs TF10 - Tito

just some thing new for once, and unlike conner i'll keep it updated, by the looks of it nobody is keeping a grudge so you guys can work together right?
wouldn't a league type format be cool
every win if three points and the point difference is the votes lol
that would be killa

and if the a match can't happen there could be a delayed game at any time which doesn't interfere in the rest

from here...
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Oct 03, 2008, 07:56: PM
what do you mean connor
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 03, 2008, 09:34: PM
i think his talking about your idea mine is too crazy
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Oct 04, 2008, 03:50: AM
i wasn't saying anything either way.  i was basically saying that it's time to get the thread back on topic (which tito did) after i had taken it a little off-topic again
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 04, 2008, 04:16: AM
Elite brought up that I am rich from my dad etc. I am just lettin people know how it really is, that i got successful on my own, self-made.

it was a rap battle. next time i'll compliment you :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 04, 2008, 08:14: AM
^^^^ Smart ass man hahaha  :cheers:
nah but even out of rap battle context you was sayin that
but its all good you still my boy, i aint mad
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 04, 2008, 09:29: AM
no big deal dun, i ain't mean it to get so out of hand anyway.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 04, 2008, 03:05: PM
get a room guys
or maybe i should say gays
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 05, 2008, 06:52: AM
that wasn't even gay bluh, go look at the pictures thread and look what some of those stans are sayin to eachother  :lol:
its embarassin
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 06, 2008, 10:00: AM
It's like i ~hit coke~ they way i got ~punch lines~
more starvin to get on this rap shit than famished africans in lunch lines
What's cracking Hook?? the platinum ice and slayin rappers
now i know why all these rappers broke, they aint payin they rappers
my chain hang low like a dislocated shoulder
how can bush be pro-choice when he killin all our soldiers?
your flows weak it take less than a pair of 1's to fold ya
on the card topic, i won 2 g's off it, Hook the man
your life is like a card game, if you aint got a girl u better have a good hand
Ha haaa yeah, mama you can be proud now, look at ya man,
i can steal the industry's whole wallet and still rock a rubber band
militant young dude, but still aint care about the payer's tax
jeff hamilton jacket, NBA patches, and a raider's hat
gettin my fast twitch on, Usain Bolt my fast switch on,
you remind me of Detroit the way you gettin pissed on (Piston, Pist-on)
Im rich don, and not remember any of the names of that crew i flipped on
im sick son, I get head over heels on the plane, you just plain head over heels
i spent 10 g's on wheels, no record deal, but i'm ~balancin my act~ like a seal
it take more than a university professional to teach us, take more than a black leader to reach us
and we can give you a dead baby and you still couldn't de-fetus (Defeat us)
Above the rest, if he the best how come i run this thread better than Elite does?
Cut your body up and feed that shit to the leeches, more flow than whats in front of the Beaches
I'm all in the ~hood, ~ but i aint in the ~engine~ trust it
Leave you all sorts of red, make you look like you should be walking with mustard (JYEA)

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 06, 2008, 04:11: PM
I guess i officially run this shit now, Who want it with Hook??
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 06, 2008, 04:42: PM
you rapping kinda like young jeezy
to out rap you dog is too easy
you rhyming line with line
your vocabs no good dog you ain't no Einstein
got no beef with ya but running this joint ain't your thing
my lyrics are like nuclear bling
you members claiming my throne
not a wise choice if i'm still in the zone
but your rhymes i just shrug off
you couldn't loan my throne if i took a week-off
Travis this ain't your game but don't be ashamed
because you losing to the best
but i got to say you slay the rest
i confessed
clean of my sins
they say my the best rapper win
so i be styling on you kids with a grin
one of champ
i don't walk out unless the win got a stamp
what else i got to say
i can beat any day
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Oct 06, 2008, 06:37: PM
I guess i officially run this shit now, Who want it with Hook??

what you got against africans?

this is a good battle i want more
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 07, 2008, 09:53: AM
you rapping kinda like young jeezy
to out rap you dog is too easy
you rhyming line with line
your vocabs no good dog you ain't no Einstein
got no beef with ya but running this joint ain't your thing
my lyrics are like nuclear bling
you members claiming my throne
not a wise choice if i'm still in the zone
but your rhymes i just shrug off
you couldn't loan my throne if i took a week-off
Travis this ain't your game but don't be ashamed
because you losing to the best
but i got to say you slay the rest
i confessed
clean of my sins
they say my the best rapper win
so i be styling on you kids with a grin
one of champ
i don't walk out unless the win got a stamp
what else i got to say
i can beat any day
You think it gon hurt me using my government name?
you step quick in real life, the government gon declare you slain
I had your girl blowin on me like a broken nintendo game
You need to be like an ~Obama Follower~ and ~Respect the Change~ ( Haha I GET MONEY)
What the fuck was yo daddy thinkin? he should have wore a rubber
thanks a lot Mr.Tito, now we all have to suffer
i'm the leader that you follow, vacuous brain, you empty and hollow
we all agree that you the sperm load ya motha should have swallowed
tito why u tellin everyone lies, You couldn't move me even if it was by surprise
I got hit by a bus, and 10 people on that bus died
Move me to my own forum, call it Hook dicussion
It's your whole weak crew that i'm rushin, and i'll beat you to a concussion
your bluffin, turn nothing into something, leave more dudes dead than Stalin but i aint Russian
I am on a whole other level, a whole other sector, you can't handle the pressure
I like getting Brains more than Hannibal Lector, who greater than Hook? It don't get no better
so i wont even try hard on this rap, i am already on ya,
Elite told me you take more shots to your face than Madonna

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 07, 2008, 01:34: PM
Stalin was Georgian bitch
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 07, 2008, 06:53: PM
Hook you think you hella proper
i already called the ambulance cause you gone need doctor
Titos the man thats what he gone tell ya
quote me cause my rhymes like a verbal belter
chill kid you high on your self just to let ya
know
quit bulltalkin' cause i know you feel a flow
day after day i run the show
told you before
your rhymes i just shrug off
but you wouldn't listen like you seen what i saw
African just in case you i'm bullshitting
get hit by my lyrical lighting
who said it don't strike twice?
my raps are better as if it was religious writing
my flame you igniting
you lost along time ago this shit ain't exciting
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 08, 2008, 12:38: AM

my flame you igniting
you lost along time ago this shit ain't exciting
I must admit right here we have fire
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 08, 2008, 07:00: AM
hook got slaughtered
bitch where you at
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Oct 08, 2008, 10:23: AM
yeah  :rolleyes: i got slaughtered :rolleyes: just cause you don't agree with me and my attitude, always trying to say i lost. if someone said your gay
you don't know what to say

you would say i got murdered.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

my technique is flawless i make words go together you never even thought was possible, you could get smacked with one of raps, or punched with one of my lines

hop.....offf.......my.......dick
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 08, 2008, 04:59: PM
i got respect fo ya Hook even battle i don't claim victory, just feels like it ain't over yet
have a feeling you yet to throw you hardest punch
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Oct 08, 2008, 06:45: PM

my flame you igniting
you lost along time ago this shit ain't exciting
I must admit right here we have fire

hahaha were do you get these quotes
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 08, 2008, 07:09: PM

my flame you igniting
you lost along time ago this shit ain't exciting
I must admit right here we have fire

hahaha were do you get these quotes
who?
me?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Oct 08, 2008, 09:02: PM
you and oli,

you just come up with good post where i would write simple stuff
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 09, 2008, 04:53: PM
you and oli,

you just come up with good post where i would write simple stuff
maybe cause your lame
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 09, 2008, 06:28: PM
Why you all hating on TJ man
specially you Oli
he ain't OJ Simpson
if you got into a battle with him he would slay you
no mercy hard cat you know how we do
crying cause for some benefits
i'll disable you with my rhymes thats legit
you gone be taken to school
and bring moby in the cat think that he cool
can't believe i had respect for the man
didn't want to do be but he made me raise my hand
kissing ass and being a cocksucker
just might be his specially
wake up to reality my damage isn't something insurance covers
to me you where like a brother
until i found out you were olis gay lover
TJ he be blazing these joints
Moby and Oli quick in making your points
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 09, 2008, 07:12: PM
If you're gonna go at me atleast try. That was whack Tito prolly the worst you've done.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 10, 2008, 03:35: PM
If you're gonna go at me atleast try. That was whack Tito prolly the worst you've done.

try what?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Oct 10, 2008, 04:10: PM
If you're gonna go at me atleast try. That was whack Tito prolly the worst you've done.


true that

and speaking of ass kissing and cocksucking, whats going on with you and TJ,


tito check yourself before you wreck yourself
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 10, 2008, 04:47: PM
If you're gonna go at me atleast try. That was whack Tito prolly the worst you've done.


true that

and speaking of ass kissing and cocksucking, whats going on with you and TJ,


tito check yourself before you wreck yourself
that ain't ass kissing dog
"I love him please don't hurt my man" is ass kissing

saying it like it is isn't ass kissing
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Oct 10, 2008, 08:44: PM
exactly, i'm saying it like it is,

oli is a good member
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Oct 11, 2008, 02:18: AM
Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 11, 2008, 02:58: AM
Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
all of you behave..don't make me have to come down there andreinforce me deputy's orders

I don't like disturbances
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Oct 11, 2008, 03:03: AM
and reinforce
and reinforce
and reinforce
and reinforce
and reinforce
and reinforce
and reinforce
and reinforce
and reinforce
and reinforce
and reinforce
and reinforce
and reinforce
and reinforce

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 11, 2008, 03:06: AM
it just means I didn't press the space bar hard enough, if thats what you're getting at... :dontknow:

but if you're getting at the concept of reinforcement, then  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Oct 11, 2008, 03:07: AM
I was reinforcing reinforcement sir.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 11, 2008, 03:09: AM
I was reinforcing reinforcement sir.
good work then. You'll turn out, you'll turn out

*corny cowboy music, strolls off into the setting sun*
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Oct 11, 2008, 03:20: AM
Lmao  :cursing:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 11, 2008, 08:20: AM
Lmao  :hello:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 11, 2008, 11:26: AM
Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
disciple my ass i'm a one man team

Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
all of you behave..don't make me have to come down there andreinforce me deputy's orders

I don't like disturbances
oh no TF10 is back and his wedgie is tighter than ever
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 11, 2008, 11:44: AM
Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
disciple my ass i'm a one man team

Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
all of you behave..don't make me have to come down there andreinforce me deputy's orders

I don't like disturbances
oh no TF10 is back and his wedgie is tighter than ever
what do you mean back? I am everywhere
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 12, 2008, 12:18: AM
Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
disciple my ass i'm a one man team

Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
all of you behave..don't make me have to come down there andreinforce me deputy's orders

I don't like disturbances
oh no TF10 is back and his wedgie is tighter than ever
what do you mean back? I am everywhere
ofcourse you are kiddo
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 12, 2008, 01:18: AM
Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
disciple my ass i'm a one man team

Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
all of you behave..don't make me have to come down there andreinforce me deputy's orders

I don't like disturbances
oh no TF10 is back and his wedgie is tighter than ever
what do you mean back? I am everywhere
ofcourse you are kiddo
don't even try to humor me  :cursing:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 12, 2008, 06:40: PM
Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
disciple my ass i'm a one man team

Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
all of you behave..don't make me have to come down there andreinforce me deputy's orders

I don't like disturbances
oh no TF10 is back and his wedgie is tighter than ever
what do you mean back? I am everywhere
ofcourse you are kiddo
don't even try to humor me  :cursing:
yes yes my mistake  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 13, 2008, 01:06: AM
Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
disciple my ass i'm a one man team

Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
all of you behave..don't make me have to come down there andreinforce me deputy's orders

I don't like disturbances
oh no TF10 is back and his wedgie is tighter than ever
what do you mean back? I am everywhere
ofcourse you are kiddo
don't even try to humor me  :cursing:
yes yes my mistake  :rolleyes:
see to it that it doesn't happen again
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 13, 2008, 07:35: AM
Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
disciple my ass i'm a one man team

Behave yourselves my disciples, especially you tito.
all of you behave..don't make me have to come down there andreinforce me deputy's orders

I don't like disturbances
oh no TF10 is back and his wedgie is tighter than ever
what do you mean back? I am everywhere
ofcourse you are kiddo
don't even try to humor me  :cursing:
yes yes my mistake  :rolleyes:
see to it that it doesn't happen again
okay boss :rolleyes:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Oct 13, 2008, 08:57: AM
He Helium,
Li Lithium,
Na Sodium,
Zn Zinc!

ohh!
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 13, 2008, 09:09: AM
I can't stand chem  :cursing:

now English, there's a subject  :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 13, 2008, 05:30: PM
lets get back on topic girls
whose the next victim, cause i can take you all on
1 4 TF10

i'm lyrically lethal
i ain't got to try, to defeat you
and i'ma show what my rap can do
you ain't got a clue
you like to use wordplay
in an attempt to array
the intelligent individual
and to confuse the illiterate
but you obviously oblivious
to the consequence
of ignorance
you putting too much stress
on trying to impress
that your rhymes become meaningless
and i surpass your ability
and you know i'm a stone cold killa g
not too many can keep up with my rhymes flow
for you ima rhymes slow
and you gone get caught up in my rap like a cyclone
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Oct 13, 2008, 07:54: PM
now thats the tito i like to see,

where the fuck do you get these shit, its off the chain man
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 13, 2008, 08:08: PM
now thats the tito i like to see,

where the fuck do you get these shit, its off the chain man
natural talent...
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TAHA95 on Oct 14, 2008, 12:42: AM
now thats the tito i like to see,

where the fuck do you get these shit, its off the chain man
natural talent...
haha lol i really laughed at that one :lol:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 14, 2008, 10:04: AM
Tito don't tempt fate,
I encapsulate
your jealous hate,
and your existence;
I excpect some deference,
I ask no recompense,
just total dominance...
you in your ignorance,
your innocence,
challenge my omnipotence...
your words mean NOT
and the power you have sought
is mine, I am monarch,
you are heresiarch,
living off tree bark,
afraid of the dark,
man I got meaning,
it's you thats not gleaning,
so cease your chatter and prattle,
I've gotta win this battle...
welcome to the light,
this shits my fight.

My ability is unsurpassable,
my verses are implacable,
my words break yours like bone,
drench this thread copper tone,
your words cause slivers,
my words cause wounds,
crimson running in rivers
like in the third crusade,
there ain't no medical aid,
no fort, no palisade,
just me and my parade.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 14, 2008, 05:50: PM
DAWG look who you stepping to
i whipped other before you just in the queue
now its time for you to take your askew rhymes
to another line
did you before and i ma do you again
don't take it in vein
i'm like a unstoppable military champaign
Muslim, so i celebrate my victories without champagne
African, so i know no pain no gain
Tito, so i maintain my main aim
say it like it is
so it ain't a diss
but if you want i can put hole in ya like swiss
cheese
so TF10 please
quit now cause i don't take pleas
i'm so cool like a Aussie breeze
wait bitch freeze
its more like Somali
i'm untouchable like Ali
jolly
isn't a word you can use to describe Oli
but the subject of this is not he its you

i can go on
for long
fill a page you can gauge
that out and evaluate what i'm about
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 15, 2008, 06:37: AM

its more like Somali
i'm untouchable like Ali
jolly
isn't a word you can use to describe Oli


haha kinda funny  :cheers:










call me chris tucker
im a funny motherfucker
never be a lucker
only pure skill sucker
i give credit where credit is due
moby keep stayin true
hook keep smellin like poo
tf10 is it true you a jew?
aint got no hate
i cant ejaculate
cus i got no curtain
cus i got a hoe squirtin
1 hour ago we was flirtin
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 15, 2008, 11:10: AM
tito do you even know
what the words you use mean,
you gotta be a bit slow,
or just verbally green.
you've got incorrect grammar --
I don't, 'cause I'm the Hebrew Hammer,
you may have some glamor,
but I am the ruler reigning,
my rhymes are acid raining
down onto your head,
you're lucky you ain't dead,
but I know you're filled with dread,
and trying not to show it,
I see your attempted coup,
and I overthrow it,
and now that I'm through,
when you see a lawn, you're paid to mow it,
that ain't no job, and you know it --
I'm a fire weaving, rapping poet,
my words cut like knife edges,
better than the stuff
that you use to cut hedges,
but you still think you're tough,
think you're rugged and rough,
my verses cut you into strips
of flesh, my thought rips
you into raw meat,
and you can't take the heat,
so take your head outta the fire,
theres a gardiner for hire.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 15, 2008, 11:11: AM
I might've gone to far, as a side note...not meant to offend, just in the spirit of the game  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 15, 2008, 06:21: PM
no offense? well none taken
i know you ain't hating
cause if you it you are thats a lyrical flaw
knock knock bitch open the door
my raps are hot but you just ignore
wait here it comes... brace your-self for
a warning of war
if you gone back up do it now before
i let rip on your punk ass
heres a tip skip class
and think about quitting this rap shit
you ain't gone last
your too stubborn to recognize
so when i win don't get surprised
your best to be advised
your moves ain't wise
your chances of winning is a million to one
so back off son
you've been outdone
but if you want we can restart
and i'll act like this shit never begun
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 16, 2008, 09:08: AM
You've got nothing on me,
why can't you see
that I'm your lord and master,
you're pavement, I'm alabaster,
you're copper, I'm gold,
how many time you gotta be told,
my words are bold
yours are craven,
they run away savin'
their own skins,
and now the party begins,
my re-coronation,
though many would call it
an emancipation,
and you sought to stall it,
and this is my proclamation,
so you best pay attention,
so I need not make mention
of your horrible rhymes,
they're like heinous crimes
punishable by death,
so you best take a breath
and re-evaluate
your situation
and try to eliminate
your chronic masturbation.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 16, 2008, 04:56: PM
you still replying
quit that fake shit dog we know you lying
but keep trying
your just whining while i'm shining
and i never stop glowing
you take breaths while i keep going
my flow is growing
while your lacks lyrical evolution
your raps are just like pollution
there are may solutions
but none have a quick effect
as if you had a mental birth defect
and i detect the slightest attempt to infect
my lyrical intellect
and i'm perfect in that respect
now step back and know who your talking to
this is a analytical review
i can use big words too
you never knew?
your beating is overdue
i'm like when a breeze through
and this fame you pursue
is out of your reach
your like a leech
they say everything good must come to an end
but it ain't true for me my friend
and they say what goes must come down
but i just be hanging up there
on the throne with my crown
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 17, 2008, 08:04: AM
You say you also possess
the ability
to gain a prowess
in vocabulary,
but you've gotta use the words right
to have lexiconographical might --
you're throwing them out there
in midair,
their placement don't make sense,
they're just mute grandiloquence,
fake opulence,
so here's the consequence:
you try to imitate my style,
man you're not that agile,
you can't go the full mile
using my quality of diction
without experiencing friction
between meaning and sound,
so bite the dust and hit the ground,
you've already begun to fall,
face bleeding, whipped, back against the wall,
so off you crawl,
you're nothing but my thrall,
the fool in my great hall.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: DanTheMan on Oct 17, 2008, 10:05: AM
yo whats up nigga
ima kill you with this trigga
stop jerkin off to hannah montanah
or else get panna'd
by issy the hitman
or else Van Gils
and get back home in time
tune into ur fav show The Hills


gayboys... dont mess with Irish Gansgtaz u better learn this shit homie before i ride all ova y'all bitch-ass mcNugget faggets

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 17, 2008, 01:17: PM
You say you also possess
the ability
to gain a prowess
in vocabulary,
but you've gotta use the words right
to have lexiconographical might --
you're throwing them out there
in midair,
their placement don't make sense,
they're just mute grandiloquence,
fake opulence,
so here's the consequence:
you try to imitate my style,
man you're not that agile,
you can't go the full mile
using my quality of diction
without experiencing friction
between meaning and sound,
so bite the dust and hit the ground,
you've already begun to fall,
face bleeding, whipped, back against the wall,
so off you crawl,
you're nothing but my thrall,
the fool in my great hall.
who you trying to impress with all the jargon
my rhymes are a bargain
cause i don't dwell too much into my vocabulary
i'm more famous than the virgin mary
if i were you i wouldn't talk about style
reading your raps aren't worthwhile
the only style you do is doggy man
with a guy behind a van
in a dark alley
do the math add up the tally
i won
you walking into a death valley
struggling to breathe
the cloud too thick
the smoke too dark
and my rhymes too slick
give up this ain't your game
my kingship isn't something i self-proclaim
everybody know it this is my domain
but unfortunately for you you don't
but i can let it slip
disrespect and i'll make sure i bring out the whip
your just another chip off my shoulder
i just get experienced i don't get older
my rhymes stay hot while yours get colder

yo whats up nigga
ima kill you with this trigga
stop jerkin off to hannah montanah
or else get panna'd
by issy the hitman
or else Van Gils
and get back home in time
tune into ur fav show The Hills


gayboys... dont mess with Irish Gansgtaz u better learn this shit homie before i ride all ova y'all bitch-ass mcNugget faggets



whose that well who knows
guess its a hoe cause of its bitch pose
i suppose
it could be asks for a lyrical dose
but my lyrics expose
try as hard as you can you can't dodge my blows
toe-to-toe everybody know
your below me
buster ass trick don't think you own me
closest you'll ever get is to know me
even then you don't
and i'll warn you right now you won't
but only inflict damage
cause you can't handle it
imagine this
you and TF10 raping like ludachris
thats ludicrous
back off kid cause you don't know who your messing with
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: GrIzz on Oct 17, 2008, 01:31: PM
Well tito
i ain't been here for a while,- so iam gonna take over the throne
gonna beat beat you motherfucka head with a stone
oh no oh no it's done
they all say
so wrap up your things and gett outa  here you gay
you know these crime scene investigation
that is gonna be your next destination
as a murderd fool you would lie dead on the ground
the cops would scrap you up and take you to the compound.
So i dare you to take on me
you know what it will be
there can only be one rap king

AND IT IS ME

get down motherfuckers
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 17, 2008, 02:02: PM
Well tito
i ain't been here for a while,- so iam gonna take over the throne
gonna beat beat you motherfucka head with a stone
oh no oh no it's done
they all say
so wrap up your things and gett outa  here you gay
you know these crime scene investigation
that is gonna be your next destination
as a murderd fool you would lie dead on the ground
the cops would scrap you up and take you to the compound.
So i dare you to take on me
you know what it will be
there can only be one rap king

AND IT IS ME

get down motherfuckers
your versing the kingpin
you can't win
watching too much CSI
kid you think you a spy
we'll never see eye to eye
nor do i plan to
didn't you see what i did to the other two
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: DanTheMan on Oct 17, 2008, 07:50: PM
yall be takin me serious?
nah i aint serious,
but the way u talkin its damn straight pracarious
coz im more deadly than a cobra with an AK
and u just stepped over the thin line, ok?
i be laughin at you like a newcastle defence
so stop sittin on the fence
and take the dildo out yo ass
and start realizin that im in a different classss
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 17, 2008, 08:12: PM
yall be takin me serious?
nah i aint serious,
but the way u talkin its damn straight pracarious
coz im more deadly than a cobra with an AK
and u just stepped over the thin line, ok?
i be laughin at you like a newcastle defence
so stop sittin on the fence
and take the dildo out yo ass
and start realizin that im in a different classss
i didn't want to take you serious
but your on my turf so you must experience
my lethal weapon
your weak and your rhymes are no exception
except when
you copied them
in other word your a fake stan
a irish man tryin to rap i just can't understand
and i'm placing a stress on irish man
cause i've spanned the world
from Somalia to Japan
and back to Sudan
and never seen a washed-up has been trying to rap
but you a never was so don't bring that crap
to me
and i take it to a tolerable degree
but posting twice ain't wise
and your loss isn't a surprise
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 18, 2008, 12:16: AM
I'll let you all fight
while I sit back and observe
I rule by right
while you all grovel and serve,
I don't need to prove my might
you've all seen it in action
my governance is a light
free of refraction,
I taught God how to rap
now his lines are off the map
but wait I am He,
I'm God in all my sactity,
so you all commit blasphemy
when you mere mortals rhyme against me,
'cause I'm too great
for you to understand
so all you can do is hate,
because I rule and command. 
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: DanTheMan on Oct 18, 2008, 05:59: AM
stop thinkin about ur rhymes for hours at
a time.
i just write this for fun
spend 30 seconds writin till im done,
but still my raps are funny
and im as sweet as honey
so stop tryin to be a pro
and keep sukin my dick you hoe
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: G-Man on Oct 18, 2008, 07:11: AM
dan your lyrics are shit
ive seen your msn dp and you like a tit
who do you think you are? 2 pac
youve got a fucken penis like a tick tack
yeah my lyrics are whack
now go and suck your dads ball sack
you wonder why youre a virgin
man, you need a plastic surgen
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: DanTheMan on Oct 18, 2008, 07:50: AM
g-man? wtf's that? you call me a tic tac?
ur mom must really like tic tacs
coz shes always got
tiny little balls in her mouth
(ur dads sack)
u scared to realease a full video,
coz u know ur skillz aint class
so hang on a sec
while i fuck yo mama in the ass
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: G-Man on Oct 18, 2008, 08:21: AM
Dan man , I need to get you some pussy
Have your sister shes a hussy
You watching that picuture of Vanessa hutchins naked,
There was so much sexual tensions
Your as dirty as gary glitters favourite search engines

You say your in the irsish freestyle crew
Irsish freestyle who
You , jay , mark, and pete
Your all one big tete

Don’t waste your wrist engery typing back son
Because in the morning we know you’ve
 got the charity wanakathon
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: DanTheMan on Oct 18, 2008, 08:26: AM
Sister, i aint got one,
but i know sumthin i do got,
ur mum.
and another thing i got - ill skills
your a geek at shool, you ass-kissing prefect
so stop takin pills
to relieve the depression of knowin ur a reject
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Hayezzz on Oct 18, 2008, 08:33: AM
Yeah I'm booked yo man,
My mans sick he fucked ya mam,
Then again rudebwoy Im booked yo man,
I'm so sick I'll fuck ya gran.
Come up to the court with ya fuckin hoe.
Ill give her a real FS show,
Ill take her to the ball with a new shit combo
Maybe if she's lucky I'll play on her bongo's.
Suck the left nipple then fuck her up the ass,
Fs is shit when on green grass.
Take it to the court for the real street sport,
I'm so sick I'm on the youth offenders report!

Brapp brappp brapppp! :bang:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 18, 2008, 08:41: AM
im gonna make an attempt at this rappin
can i get a witness wats happnin
i see bitches surroundin
they ass i be poundin
my freestyle be allroundin
an owl be howlin
a chinese name is jao lin
ïma bust yo chin
this is an epic win
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Oct 18, 2008, 08:42: AM
Oliver Cherek everybody.

 :bowdown:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Hayezzz on Oct 18, 2008, 08:51: AM
6 new shits,
fuck man thats good,
this bitch as punk was never from the hood,
he checks these page's he owns the court
red bull sweden you fucked up? i thought
you regrettin the fuckers filmed the shit for you?


Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Hayezzz on Oct 18, 2008, 08:52: AM
man i aint no pussy,
ill fuck you
and your crew

BRAPPPP!
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 18, 2008, 08:55: AM
we're being invaded by brits
and Irish tits
who have both dicks and clits
begone from my realm fools
I'm the one decked out in jewels,
either by my vassals, bow, and beg,
or Borg will cut off your thimble sized third leg.

...I was bored so inserted retarded profanity  :biggrin:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Oct 18, 2008, 08:56: AM
Man why do I  have to do the dirty work.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 18, 2008, 09:14: AM
com'on Borg get a line in
while i be getting my style on
and re-defining
the word rap
to these foney members talking all this crap

and i know your from Canada and thats a disadvantage
even this you should be able to manage
a line or two
no offense i'm just telling the truth
but take it in blood if you will
but my rhymes won't kill until
you sign your death will
with a reply
so i suggest you don't try
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Oct 18, 2008, 09:20: AM
Tito that was utter shit;
I didn't understand it one bit
Why do you even come online
you're not welcome in the freestyle shrine

this thread is for winners
and not for lousy beginners
so get out of this thread
before you become dead

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 18, 2008, 09:23: AM
I see borg has stepped up to the plate
I got no hate
I just state plain fact:
Borg, you must be cracked
trying to undermine my authority
bitch you got no free will
I am the majority
I am both the people
and the king,
so build a church and a steeple
and worship the omnipotence I bring.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 18, 2008, 09:31: AM
Tito that was utter shit;
I didn't understand it one bit
Why do you even come online
you're not welcome in the freestyle shrine

this thread is for winners
and not for lousy beginners
so get out of this thread
before you become dead


look what you did
i warn you about it
now the fires lit
there no holding back
lyrical ability your really lack
this is no surprise attack
calling me a beginner
step back kid you messing with a sinner
your chances of beating is like been a lottery winner
so stop this crap and
do on command
understand
i can rip you
but i'd rather have some fun before i subdue
you with my rhymes
i say it every time
if you ain't ready don't step to king
cause all you gone last is 5 seconds in the ring
the force i bring is rather addicting
and you know i'ma win
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Hayezzz on Oct 18, 2008, 09:36: AM

Firsty don't talk to me,
Cause 4 don't equal 3,
Please leave me be.
I'm surrounded by dicks fuck GEE....

No deal?
DIY
I've been doin' it myself,
and doing it well,
Im cool J im in the house like LL.
Your surrounded by cards,
GET WELL! :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 18, 2008, 09:45: AM
not sure i know you
but your better know me
cause my victory is a guarantee
and i share it with who ever is standing besides me
i can walk on the sea
you member below me
T I T O
your bitches be wherever i go
and they always have a desire to know
what i be doing
and thats no joke dog
and you all know who the girlies follow
jealousy ain't a crime and i should be
cause all your girls swallow
you know
Titos
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 18, 2008, 09:50: AM

Firsty don't talk to me,
Cause 4 don't equal 3,
Please leave me be.
I'm surrounded by dicks fuck GEE....

No deal?
DIY
I've been doin' it myself,
and doing it well,
Im cool J im in the house like LL.
Your surrounded by cards,
GET WELL! :cheers:

that doesn't make sense,
it's just random rhyming words,
they might as well be silence,
they might as well be turds.

thats right I only need 4 lines  :pimp:

@ Tito:

you might walk on the ocean,
but it don't cause a commotion
you might be like Jesus, god's son,
but I AM god, the only one.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 18, 2008, 09:56: AM
you might walk on the ocean,
but it don't cause a commotion
you might be like Jesus, god's son,
but I AM god, the only one.

the one and only?
keep living in your fictional stories
but soon or later you gone wake up to reality
hopefully been a fatality
you got a mental abnormality
and a homosexuality
messing with me theres no confidentiality
and when i win theres no technicality
welcome to titos hospitality
lay back while i serve you a...
what? yeah right a dish of reality
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 18, 2008, 10:03: AM
If i'm a fatality than i'm dead,
clearly you've got an illness in the head
if I were deceased
how could I be posting here?
Ask that to a priest --
they will tell you to steer clear
from me 'cause I cannot die,
I'm god, while you're living a lie
you're deluded,
your words are convoluted,
I've clearly come out on top,
so give up little boy, and off you hop  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Hayezzz on Oct 18, 2008, 10:21: AM
I help you boys you owe me,
You still can't test with the old me,
Ima boss 15 but and Oh Gee,
P.S. The girls like oh see....
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 18, 2008, 10:23: AM
still doesn't make sense...
drop the facade and the pretense
use proper lanuage...or maybe you're too dense
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 18, 2008, 10:08: PM
I help you boys you owe me,
You still can't test with the old me,
Ima boss 15 but and Oh Gee,
P.S. The girls like oh see....


thats not even worth a rap reply
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 18, 2008, 10:36: PM
I help you boys you owe me,
You still can't test with the old me,
Ima boss 15 but and Oh Gee,
P.S. The girls like oh see....


thats not even worth a rap reply
tito this is a historical day
you and me have came to an agreement
 :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 19, 2008, 12:10: AM
I help you boys you owe me,
You still can't test with the old me,
Ima boss 15 but and Oh Gee,
P.S. The girls like oh see....


thats not even worth a rap reply
tito this is a historical day
you and me have came to an agreement
 :cheers:
lets hope this will be the last one
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 19, 2008, 01:02: AM
I help you boys you owe me,
You still can't test with the old me,
Ima boss 15 but and Oh Gee,
P.S. The girls like oh see....


thats not even worth a rap reply
my bad...even in replying to it with 3 lines I demeaned myself  :bang:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TW89 on Oct 19, 2008, 05:48: AM
So imma have a go and jump on the bandwagon  :thumbsup:

Intro:
*Yeah, Gim-Gimme some of that fake Hip Hop shit, ya kno that mainstream, recylcled shit*

Yo yo yo yeah yo
Y-y-y-y-yo

I'm dropping these bars for free, unlike a vending machine
Yo I'm not a criminal, my record is squeaky clean
Be spittin' with crazy words like xylophone
Ring up your girl, yeah then I'm bringin her home
Comin up with bars as fast as Legolas with arrows
Dodging all through your team like I'm Robbie Burrows
Yeah I be referencing Lord of the Rings
At the end of this I'll be living with kings
You be like "Um...Erm..I'm no good at these things"
I be simple but clever like Svens last riddle
Showin my IQ is higher though like I'm Malcolm in the Middle
This is the first time I've attempted a rap
And I be makin sure H-Town is on the map
I'll be runnin' this board just like I'm Adi
I be the pro golfer, yo your just the caddy
Tryna bring some humour up in this joint, ya know?!?
Cos no-one on here can test my lyrical flooooow
Out.

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: G-Man on Oct 19, 2008, 05:53: AM
So imma have a go and jump on the bandwagon  :thumbsup:

Intro:
*Yeah, Gim-Gimme some of that fake Hip Hop shit, ya kno that mainstream, recylcled shit*

Yo yo yo yeah yo
Y-y-y-y-yo

I'm dropping these bars for free, unlike a vending machine
Yo I'm not a criminal, my record is squeaky clean
Be spittin' with crazy words like xylophone
Ring up your girl, yeah then I'm bringin her home
Comin up with bars as fast as Legolas with arrows
Dodging all through your team like I'm Robbie Burrows
Yeah I be referencing Lord of the Rings
At the end of this I'll be living with kings
You be like "Um...Erm..I'm no good at these things"
I be simple but clever like Svens last riddle
Showin my IQ is higher though like I'm Malcolm in the Middle
This is the first time I've attempted a rap
And I be makin sure H-Town is on the map
I'll be runnin' this board just like I'm Adi
I be the pro golfer, yo your just the caddy
Tryna bring some humour up in this joint, ya know?!?
Cos no-one on here can test my lyrical flooooow
Out.



i liked it, but i was more geek rap. you know what im sayin dawg?

because seriously who puts lord of the rings in there rap, and malcolm in the middle?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TW89 on Oct 19, 2008, 07:24: AM
i liked it, but i was more geek rap. you know what im sayin dawg?

because seriously who puts lord of the rings in there rap, and malcolm in the middle?

Lol, fair enuff. Jus summin different ya get me? Anyways it was jus a joke/bit of fun. Plus I had to fit somethings it to make it rhyme.

Oh and its "in their rap" not to be a geek or anything though  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: G-Man on Oct 19, 2008, 07:27: AM
i liked it, but i was more geek rap. you know what im sayin dawg?

because seriously who puts lord of the rings in there rap, and malcolm in the middle?

Lol, fair enuff. Jus summin different ya get me? Anyways it was jus a joke/bit of fun. Plus I had to fit somethings it to make it rhyme.

Oh and its "in their rap" not to be a geek or anything though  :thumbsup:
haha +1
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TW89 on Oct 19, 2008, 07:45: AM
haha +1

Safe  :cheers: +1 too, you need it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: G-Man on Oct 19, 2008, 07:51: AM
haha +1

Safe  :cheers: +1 too, you need it  :thumbsup:

haha, its just because i fuck around, and piss people off, i bet thers some people who tkae there karma deadly seriously and jerk off everytime they get a new point
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TW89 on Oct 19, 2008, 07:54: AM
haha, its just because i fuck around, and piss people off, i bet thers some people who tkae there karma deadly seriously and jerk off everytime they get a new point

*Stops wankin'* .....Haha.......Yeah...
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: G-Man on Oct 19, 2008, 08:00: AM
haha, its just because i fuck around, and piss people off, i bet thers some people who tkae there karma deadly seriously and jerk off everytime they get a new point

*Stops wankin'* .....Haha.......Yeah...

haha, lmao,
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Oct 19, 2008, 05:45: PM
who dare say the one and only?
ya'll know that place is left for moby
i see fake people going around
but the legend is back
i'm like a tsunami
you dont know me
you understand
lets make it alittle simple
i'm a tidal wave
that will take you to your grave
this aint average
i'm a savage
playing the violin
you wat we call a has been
we have borg thinking he can rap
stick to hocky and dont forget the strap
i dont need many lines to prove my point
hope i didn't dissappoint
peace to the real nigger
oli, tito and all the other players
i am the mayor
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 20, 2008, 05:44: AM
who dare say the one and only?
ya'll know that place is left for moby
i see fake people going around
but the legend is back
i'm like a tsunami
you dont know me
you understand
lets make it alittle simple
i'm a tidal wave
that will take you to your grave
this aint average
i'm a savage
playing the violin
you wat we call a has been
we have borg thinking he can rap
stick to hocky and dont forget the strap
i dont need many lines to prove my point
hope i didn't dissappoint
peace to the real nigger
oli, tito and all the other players
i am the mayor
stay up stay true stay reppin
up to the top spot where moby be steppin
i give you my blessin
out ma holster grab ma smith n wesson
guess who gon get popped, its HOOK SON
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 20, 2008, 08:14: AM
Moby's message is endorsed by totalfootball10, who acknowledges that moby's kingship has no bearing whatsoever on his own deified state of God-Emperorship.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 20, 2008, 02:23: PM
who dare say the one and only?
ya'll know that place is left for moby
i see fake people going around
but the legend is back
i'm like a tsunami
you dont know me
you understand
lets make it alittle simple
i'm a tidal wave
that will take you to your grave
this aint average
i'm a savage
playing the violin
you wat we call a has been
we have borg thinking he can rap
stick to hocky and dont forget the strap
i dont need many lines to prove my point
hope i didn't dissappoint
peace to the real nigger
oli, tito and all the other players
i am the mayor
stay up stay true stay reppin
up to the top spot where moby be steppin
i give you my blessin
out ma holster grab ma smith n wesson
guess who gon get popped, its HOOK SON
the two fakest bitchs prancing around
i'll start of with Moby cause you claiming my crown
you can go around acting all funny
and keep on calling oLi honey
but facts are still there
so bitch be ware
of vicious venom of tito
this is no game and you just a street hoe
my words are lethal
i'll shall defeat y'all
and hang you on a exhibition hall
just a another victim on the wall
watch you tone when you speak of me
and this is second degree
verbal murder
you'll go down like hotspur
and oLi be there with ya
the counterfeit 'polish rapper'
i clapped ya
your see-through like a cling wrapper
while i shine like aluminium foil
quit rubbing yourself with animal oli
in anticipation of moby
your both the pray of a
africanized honey bee
Moby you got a price on your head
but unlike me yours is the same price as bread
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Oct 20, 2008, 06:18: PM
tito you talk shit
when me and oli come everyone hollarin megahit
you never had a crown
everybody know u the clown
calling me fake
the biggest snake
all u know is to back stab
welcome to my bio lab
alumniam foil?
you cant even afford cooking oil
thats right
oli is a true g
saw you lose in a spelling bee
you cried like a bich
and sleped like a hoe
with you friend TJ
like something from a TV show
cant believe i respected u
come out of the dark yelling boo
you were sscreaming boo hoo
fuck there are alot of bitches here
never fear
the bitch slayer moby is here

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 20, 2008, 06:40: PM
bio lap? man you trippin and can't rap
take a crap
oh wait you just did
rhymes so shit you fell of the rapping grid
first rap was good the second one a disaster
i run this joint and if you keep stepping i'ma blast ya
running out of rhymes you had to use mine
you took an hour on those thought you logged out
i'll spare you line if you in doubt
we family but that doesn't make a difference
cause there no such thing as family in business
as for your boytoy Oli
the reality is he a drop out now he pushing around trolleys
so i suggest you KEEP OFF the best
if you want your heart to stay in your chest
i don't need no blessings i was born blessed
as for you, your not a worthy adversary
this is like biggie going up against mariah carey
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Hayezzz on Oct 20, 2008, 08:36: PM
You are actually terrible at rap battles. Sounds like your some white dude like making a fool outta himself haha.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 20, 2008, 08:55: PM
You are actually terrible at rap battles. Sounds like your some white dude like making a fool outta himself haha.

6 new shits,
fuck man thats good,
this bitch as punk was never from the hood,
he checks these page's he owns the court
red bull sweden you fucked up? i thought
you regrettin the fuckers filmed the shit for you?



man i aint no pussy,
ill fuck you
and your crew

BRAPPPP!

Firsty don't talk to me,
Cause 4 don't equal 3,
Please leave me be.
I'm surrounded by dicks fuck GEE....

No deal?
DIY
I've been doin' it myself,
and doing it well,
Im cool J im in the house like LL.
Your surrounded by cards,
GET WELL! :cheers:

Yeah I'm booked yo man,
My mans sick he fucked ya mam,
Then again rudebwoy Im booked yo man,
I'm so sick I'll fuck ya gran.
Come up to the court with ya fuckin hoe.
Ill give her a real FS show,
Ill take her to the ball with a new shit combo
Maybe if she's lucky I'll play on her bongo's.
Suck the left nipple then fuck her up the ass,
Fs is shit when on green grass.
Take it to the court for the real street sport,
I'm so sick I'm on the youth offenders report!

Brapp brappp brapppp! :bang:
you should get a platinum plack

bro when you have a rap on each page multiple times then come back to me with those words
okay son
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 20, 2008, 10:07: PM
tito you more annoying than a mosquito 
claim you tito santana
aint no truth you a wanksta
when you rhyme its bound to fail
when you go to jail
you can send your boyfriend mail
when you go out you can give him tail
your rappin is at the speed of a snail
your penis the size of a nail
me moby n melbourne da realest since page one to page thirty three
our raps are on another degree
your rhymes at the level of our pee
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: G-Man on Oct 20, 2008, 10:16: PM
tito you more annoying than a mosquito 
claim you tito santana
aint no truth you a wanksta
when you rhyme its bound to fail
when you go to jail
you can send your boyfriend mail
when you go out you can give him tail
your rappin is at the speed of a snail
your penis the size of a nail
me moby n melbourne da realest since page one to page thirty three
our raps are on another degree
your rhymes at the level of our pee

Im liking Mr.Cherek  :rockit:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Bow on Oct 20, 2008, 10:41: PM
tito you more annoying than a mosquito 
claim you tito santana
aint no truth you a wanksta
when you rhyme its bound to fail
when you go to jail
you can send your boyfriend mail
when you go out you can give him tail
your rappin is at the speed of a snail
your penis the size of a nail
me moby n melbourne da realest since page one to page thirty three
our raps are on another degree
your rhymes at the level of our pee

you no that nails can  get be quite long ?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: G-Man on Oct 20, 2008, 10:51: PM
tito you more annoying than a mosquito 
claim you tito santana
aint no truth you a wanksta
when you rhyme its bound to fail
when you go to jail
you can send your boyfriend mail
when you go out you can give him tail
your rappin is at the speed of a snail
your penis the size of a nail
me moby n melbourne da realest since page one to page thirty three
our raps are on another degree
your rhymes at the level of our pee

you no that nails can  get be quite long ?

Really?

(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3315/4541fa7.jpg)
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: stas on Oct 21, 2008, 12:12: PM
So this beyond football rap battle's getting too hot to handle,
You click on Adi and send him an e-mail, detailin how I left this board in a shamble,
So Benbow and Oli are drinkin' a forty, I'm sittin beside em just burnin the bible,
Cuz it's printed on hemp so I'm gettin higher now, So while Ben n Oli are usin the toileee,
I run up behind em and pop off a round, BOW!! You see Oli's dick in Ben? Plowin him now.

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 21, 2008, 12:49: PM
So this beyond football rap battle's getting too hot to handle,
You click on Adi and send him an e-mail, detailin how I left this board in a shamble,
So Benbow and Oli are drinkin' a forty, I'm sittin beside em just burnin the bible,
Cuz it's printed on hemp so I'm gettin higher now, So while Ben n Oli are usin the toileee,
I run up behind em and pop off a round, BOW!! You see Oli's dick in Ben? Plowin him now.


I'm mired down with HW now, so I won't reply in rap form...I'll only say this: that was eminently horrible
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: stas on Oct 21, 2008, 01:02: PM
Hahaha I didn't claim it was good.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 21, 2008, 01:11: PM
tito you more annoying than a mosquito 
claim you tito santana
aint no truth you a wanksta
when you rhyme its bound to fail
when you go to jail
you can send your boyfriend mail
when you go out you can give him tail
your rappin is at the speed of a snail
your penis the size of a nail
me moby n melbourne da realest since page one to page thirty three
our raps are on another degree
your rhymes at the level of our pee

you be claiming you on another degree
if so your on a degree below me
Hayezzz quit gross underestimating
cause ain't no difference between that and hatin'
oLi if you can't rise to my level
i ain't gone drop to yours
you acting like wild cat but ain't got no claws
just cause you a mod they might have your back
but i'm better than you and that gone stay a fact
by the end of this you'll be lucky if you rep stay intact
even Mr.abstract (Totalfootball10)
couldn't make a rhymes so jam packed
and still keep it whack
you bitchs overreact
when you see Tito
cause i couldn't even be stopped by VETO
i'm finish early for your sake
your rap is just like your birth a mistake
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 21, 2008, 10:34: PM
someone answer this clown i cant ba bothered hes too much below my level
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: DanTheMan on Oct 21, 2008, 11:15: PM

you be claiming you on another degree
if so your on a degree below me
Hayezzz quit gross underestimating
cause ain't no difference between that and hatin'
oLi if you can't rise to my level
i ain't gone drop to yours
you acting like wild cat but ain't got no claws
just cause you a mod they might have your back
but i'm better than you and that gone stay a fact
by the end of this you'll be lucky if you rep stay intact
even Mr.abstract (Totalfootball10)
couldn't make a rhymes so jam packed
and still keep it whack
you bitchs overreact
when you see Tito
cause i couldn't even be stopped by VETO
i'm finish early for your sake
your rap is just like your birth a mistake

yo yo yo yo yo check it

while you there suckin ur boyfriends dick,
i be goin home with 2 hot chicks,
while you jerk off to Thats so raven
i be on the street corner playin'
dont try to panna me or go home with 3rd degree
burns, after i smoke ur ass
with a quick turn
followed by an akka
so dont come close
or ima' smack ya

peaceeee bay area code 510 y'all be straight weezin if yall think ima just go pimp on yo ass... im comin at yall so fast yall better get a watch or somethin, maybe even a clock, coz yall wont even know what time it is when i come for yall
so get off Dre's diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
dont say i didnt warn y'all
West Ireland G's.... peace fagget
dont forget the Ketchup with them fries homie
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 22, 2008, 05:53: PM
someone answer this clown i cant ba bothered hes too much below my level
hahaha
take it how you want son
but even you know that i won
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Oct 22, 2008, 07:37: PM
chill everybody were doing this for the good of rap,

aren't we
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 22, 2008, 08:17: PM
your boy oLi a bitch
he sending em' one by one
snitch by snitch
until they all done and theres no more to pitch
know why he doing it? he needs time to think
cause it don't flow through him he do it bit by bit
take a week or take month it still gone be shit
look into the mirror dog you ain't legit
sending Daniel never thought you'd sink so low
quit now your shit and everybody know
this ain't no quid pro quo
use to be cool but now you just a hoe
second class rap but its better than yours though
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Oct 22, 2008, 09:33: PM
ooooo!

tito your soooo cool  :rolleyes:


quit this shit tito
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Oct 22, 2008, 10:30: PM
tito you are ridiculous
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Oct 23, 2008, 12:30: AM
Tito is like KRS-1 hes dismantling crews like KRS dismantled the Juice crew.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 23, 2008, 10:55: AM
Tito is like KRS-1 hes dismantling crews like KRS dismantled the Juice crew.  :thumbsup:
nobody dismantles me...Tito can't even comprehend my perfection, but I haven't been participating in rap fprm because my deification is already assured  :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 23, 2008, 07:26: PM
me moby n melbourne da realest since page one to page thirty three
you should've asked for validation
your raps are made seconds before its expiration
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Oct 24, 2008, 01:05: PM
Oli is still real. And I still rule this website.  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Oct 24, 2008, 01:08: PM
i  agree with that,



however, i refues being your bitch
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 24, 2008, 09:02: PM
this a rap thread is oLi isn't gonna accept he lost
well lets just keep this thread moving he up fo a battle
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 24, 2008, 11:58: PM
I win
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 25, 2008, 09:24: PM
Explain
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 26, 2008, 12:41: AM
no
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 26, 2008, 06:44: PM
then you have no evidence my son and you just talking the talk but ain't walking the walk
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 27, 2008, 08:30: AM
then you have no evidence my son and you just talking the talk but ain't walking the walk
I need neither talk nor walk.

I win.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 27, 2008, 10:14: AM
you niether draw nor win

you lose
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 27, 2008, 10:41: AM
you niether draw nor win

you lose
I win.

Game over.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 27, 2008, 06:10: PM
you've killed this thread more than Oli did now
is everyone that scared of me
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 28, 2008, 06:40: AM
Tito bitch I have no fear
so go run off to your mother dear
but lets make something clear:
I'm the ruler, you're the queer

there. Now respond or I win with this shit little stanza
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 28, 2008, 04:46: PM
i'm the PIMP your the bitch
I'm the boss your the snitch
i win for real your victories are just a glitch
know you place in the forum
get out of your fantasy
and get back to reality
whiteboy wanna rap like eminem
wow Vanilla ice should've been the end them
but they keep coming back but no one remember 'em
it funny how they act tough and then
when Tito walk through they stop and when
i'm gone they start again
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Oct 29, 2008, 07:29: PM
Now respond or I win with this shit little stanza

Now respond or I win with this shit little stanza
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Oct 30, 2008, 08:29: AM
M rap is an extension
of my godly dimension,
so cease your pretension,
you're out of contention.
Rap is one of many forms of communication
I can beat you in the other, you abomination
but I know you're secret:
you're a guy, but you have menstruation  :biggrin:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Oct 31, 2008, 05:26: AM
M rap is an extension
of my godly dimension,
so cease your pretension,
you're out of contention.
Rap is one of many forms of communication
I can beat you in the other, you abomination
but I know you're secret:
you're a guy, but you have menstruation  :biggrin:
ROFL!!! nice one  :lol:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Oct 31, 2008, 04:12: PM
M rap is an extension
of my godly dimension,
so cease your pretension,
you're out of contention.
Rap is one of many forms of communication
I can beat you in the other, you abomination
but I know you're secret:
you're a guy, but you have menstruation  :biggrin:

dont forget masturbation  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Bow on Nov 08, 2008, 08:51: PM
you got raped by a man, he covered your cock with some jam
i killed a frog, you touch my log, lets go to the woods and mount a hog
justice, jesus both start with j, leave me alone, i dont want your clay
bacon on my ear, stop lookin at my rear, you see my fist, i see your fear
you sleep with your mum, take your dad up the bum, touch your ankle and suck your thumb
ice ice baby, jump in my gravy, your hair is nice, clean and wavy
lets go to the fair, run like a bear, i wish my girlfriend looked the cher
once, twice, three times a lady, anddd iiiii loveee youuuuu, you big jew,

and then jonas killed you all and you stopped rappin you cunts
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Nov 09, 2008, 12:25: AM
'ey are you Jew as well? We shouldn't be fighting, we should be in alliance
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Nov 09, 2008, 11:15: PM
you got raped by a man, he covered your cock with some jam
i killed a frog, you touch my log, lets go to the woods and mount a hog
justice, jesus both start with j, leave me alone, i dont want your clay
bacon on my ear, stop lookin at my rear, you see my fist, i see your fear
you sleep with your mum, take your dad up the bum, touch your ankle and suck your thumb
ice ice baby, jump in my gravy, your hair is nice, clean and wavy
lets go to the fair, run like a bear, i wish my girlfriend looked the cher
once, twice, three times a lady, anddd iiiii loveee youuuuu, you big jew,

and then jonas killed you all and you stopped rappin you cunts
don't know who that aimed at but i ain't gone stand for no amateurs in my ring


honestly, i'm being honest g, this shit you call rapping ain't nothing to me
i'll doing in your format, rip you like i did Jonas at his doormat,
he ain't around no more check the stats
i've been gone for a while but i bring it back in a stack its fact
you member can't comprehend how my words blend
i don't befriend fakes that can't apprehend flow
thats why i walk alone just me and glow
but thats how it is at the top of the chain
no pain all gain
i bring flames like matches with gasalino
but theres no chance for the underdog when these bitches mess with tito
somebody tell 'em this ain't contest
cuase theres no competition, none can impress
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Nov 10, 2008, 04:19: AM
keys open doors
keys
keys open doors

keys open doors
keys
keys open doors
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Nov 17, 2008, 05:47: PM
Tito is back cause this shit ain't over yet
i'm in a good mood but yall still got to pay the dept
Shout out to Moby
he might be cool with Oli but he ain't as phony
i'm gone clean up the rat like a exterminator homie
till theres none left on me
no free rides on my throne
if you know what good for you just leave me alone
Elite fool you unknown the last nigga i expect to be acting like my own
i'm at my peak you can't get better even with my clone
TF you gone need cologne but mine is too strong
this ain't a back and forth thing like Ping-Pong
so don't bring your second grade raps where they don't belong
and as for Benbow you best to take notes now
before it reach your turn
you raising a eyebrow
i know its a little complicated but give a few seconds to burn
told these kids you gone get what you earn
cause i don't hesitate i shit without concern
Borg know that, that why he ask for me
he ain't hater, he know i'm the marquee
and Totalfoorball10 if i tease you
it ain't gonna blasphemy
i get Moby and Borg they gone blast for me
marquee is what it says on my mark key
once the fires on theres no plea
its on 1 on 1 kid just you and me
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Nov 18, 2008, 01:04: AM
fail
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Nov 18, 2008, 01:10: AM
Tito is back cause this shit ain't over yet
i'm in a good mood but yall still got to pay the dept
Shout out to Moby
he might be cool with Oli but he ain't as phony
i'm gone clean up the rat like a exterminator homie
till theres none left on me
no free rides on my throne
if you know what good for you just leave me alone
Elite fool you unknown the last nigga i expect to be acting like my own
i'm at my peak you can't get better even with my clone
TF you gone need cologne but mine is too strong
this ain't a back and forth thing like Ping-Pong
so don't bring your second grade raps where they don't belong
and as for Benbow you best to take notes now
before it reach your turn
you raising a eyebrow
i know its a little complicated but give a few seconds to burn
told these kids you gone get what you earn
cause i don't hesitate i shit without concern
Borg know that, that why he ask for me
he ain't hater, he know i'm the marquee
and Totalfoorball10 if i tease you
it ain't gonna blasphemy
i get Moby and Borg they gone blast for me
marquee is what it says on my mark key
once the fires on theres no plea
its on 1 on 1 kid just you and me

......
 :rolleyes:
 :zzz:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: _Acquaviva_ on Nov 18, 2008, 01:31: AM
click clack
my glocks on deck
get back before you get smacked
tic tac is wat you need before you spit
cuz yo breath be kickin
like you just let r kelly piss in your mouth
im so slick like a moth with my rymes
if you wanna find me ill be in da dark
and ill eat your rymes up like im a shark and
you wanna start spittin fake shit
ill leave yo ass decapotated in a park bitch




















iight here we go go go
my flo is indiscribable
its so cold itll make you hold your jaw up yo but anywayz
im straped like alpochino you niggaz are like the cops from reno
im high off that leaf ya know budz in my pocket dats why my eye socets are closed up
like a asian addicted to penisilian i dont know wat i just wrote but im still killin
im like a villin walk up in your crib and pput holes through your cellin you feelin me ill grab
your gurl and take her earings bust out a semi automatic and yo ass will be hard of hearing
ill peal the skin off your corps when im done with you make your gurl eat every cell in yo body then
shoot her too not through her head but her mouth so she can taste da lead then put a gun in her hand
and make seem like it was a murder suicide danm
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Nov 18, 2008, 03:48: PM
fail
if your too afraid to reply just say so its no secret.
last time we went one on one you got screwed and haven't seen ya on this thread till.
i ain't even gone take you seriously.

click clack
my glocks on deck
get back before you get smacked
tic tac is wat you need before you spit
cuz yo breath be kickin
like you just let r kelly piss in your mouth
im so slick like a moth with my rymes
if you wanna find me ill be in da dark
and ill eat your rymes up like im a shark and
you wanna start spittin fake shit
ill leave yo ass decapotated in a park bitch ...

iight here we go go go
my flo is indiscribable
its so cold itll make you hold your jaw up yo but anywayz
im straped like alpochino you niggaz are like the cops from reno
im high off that leaf ya know budz in my pocket dats why my eye socets are closed up
like a asian addicted to penisilian i dont know wat i just wrote but im still killin
im like a villin walk up in your crib and pput holes through your cellin you feelin me ill grab
your gurl and take her earings bust out a semi automatic and yo ass will be hard of hearing
ill peal the skin off your corps when im done with you make your gurl eat every cell in yo body then
shoot her too not through her head but her mouth so she can taste da lead then put a gun in her hand
and make seem like it was a murder suicide danm


its the return of the infamous
how long you planning to stay now?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Nov 22, 2008, 12:50: AM
fail
God damn its you again
dismissed, but you still attend
worst mod but you still condescend
ripped you so many time it became a trend
don't attack what you can't defend
hopeless so don't contend
man the scoreline getting embarrassing
your a million to one odds on to win
the last time you out did me was way back when
to drowsy you gone take it on the chin
hammering you with no sympathy on the violin
thinking you indestructible you gone fall
like the berlin wall
perv looking at finnerys dick
mine is like a tree yours is barely a stick
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Nov 22, 2008, 04:29: AM
fail

mine is like a tree yours is barely a stick
lawdy... what are you? 12?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Nov 22, 2008, 08:49: AM
fail

mine is like a tree yours is barely a stick
lawdy... what are you? 12?
11 sir...
bitch i'm 16 and it wouldn't make a difference if i were 12 i had one bigger than yours from birth

got ripped in the rest of the rap so you focus on it weak point funny style
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Nov 22, 2008, 09:25: AM
you bickering children scram,
or I'll puncture your diaphragm,
and feed you dog shit by the kilogram.

I've got naught left to say,
so I'll exit the fray,
victorious today,
the man to whom you pray.

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Nov 22, 2008, 01:09: PM
Sup motherfuckers guess whos back
Its Jono ready to put his rap on the stack
I remember I was just like you
Postin everyday, apart of the soccergrip crew
Until i realised this shit is fucked up
Gotta leave before I get knocked up
By Tito and oLi the soccergrip homos
I told'em Im not gay, that shits a no no
So they fucked moby instead
Put it in his ass till both his eye lids bled
Using dildos made outta lead
Moby was stuck in a hospital eatin water and bread
So this is a warning to all you new members in this thread
Be careful where you tread before you are found dead

Let me tell you about another member
This shit will make you remember
Last december, when totalfootball10 thought he was an emperor
I left that nigger buried in a blender
Cut his ass up like a true gladiator

Il leave the rest of you to another day
Il give you some time to sit back and pray
Pray that Jono dont come back
Before i lay down another kick ass rap
I thought this would be a nice way to come back to S.G
All you new members remember me!
 

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Nov 22, 2008, 01:11: PM
First to welcome Jono back.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Nov 22, 2008, 08:45: PM
Thanks melbourne, my brother  :thumbsup: If you leave and come back, you can guarantee that i will be the first to welcome your ass back  :thumbsup:

What did you think of my rap  :rolleyes: LOL  :banana:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Nov 22, 2008, 10:39: PM
Sup motherfuckers guess whos back
Its Jono ready to put his rap on the stack
I remember I was just like you
Postin everyday, apart of the soccergrip crew
Until i realised this shit is fucked up
Gotta leave before I get knocked up
By Tito and oLi the soccergrip homos
I told'em Im not gay, that shits a no no
So they fucked moby instead
Put it in his ass till both his eye lids bled
Using dildos made outta lead
Moby was stuck in a hospital eatin water and bread
So this is a warning to all you new members in this thread
Be careful where you tread before you are found dead

Let me tell you about another member
This shit will make you remember
Last december, when totalfootball10 thought he was an emperor
I left that nigger buried in a blender
Cut his ass up like a true gladiator

Il leave the rest of you to another day
Il give you some time to sit back and pray
Pray that Jono dont come back
Before i lay down another kick ass rap
I thought this would be a nice way to come back to S.G
All you new members remember me!
 



what you smoking, the exastcy?
you dissing as if you don't know who i be
i'm the Boss and the waiter
cause i dish out to the haters
and call shots in Cubas escalators
man you speak as if you hate us
dissing SG, man you a traitor
Oli, Totalfootball 10 and you all reptiles like a gator
or a snake and you all gay while i've always been straighter
no hiding the fact Oli sticked ya straight up
you even call him your dick-tator
everybody know what i'm worth we gone have to weight ya
put your whole fam on the scale i'm still be greater
served on return now see you later
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Nov 23, 2008, 02:49: PM
Tito your lyrics are primitive
You need to get more active
My raps aiint free
They cost lives after rap number 3
Like a monkey go back in yo tree
You dont wanna die, my words are deadly

I turn this shit on and off like a light switch
Tito your my bitch, moby puts it in yo ass inch by inch
And you dont flinch, you love that shit
Im sittin back chewin' gum favoured mint
Cuz my breath stinks afta lickin yo mommas clit

Yo grave has been dug
By Jono the SG thug
Dont come back with yo smart ass talkin
Just leave keep on walkin
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Nov 23, 2008, 04:24: PM
Sup motherfuckers guess whos back
Its Jono ready to put his rap on the stack
I remember I was just like you
Postin everyday, apart of the soccergrip crew
Until i realised this shit is fucked up
Gotta leave before I get knocked up
By Tito and oLi the soccergrip homos
I told'em Im not gay, that shits a no no
So they fucked moby instead
Put it in his ass till both his eye lids bled
Using dildos made outta lead
Moby was stuck in a hospital eatin water and bread
So this is a warning to all you new members in this thread
Be careful where you tread before you are found dead

Let me tell you about another member
This shit will make you remember
Last december, when totalfootball10 thought he was an emperor
I left that nigger buried in a blender
Cut his ass up like a true gladiator

Il leave the rest of you to another day
Il give you some time to sit back and pray
Pray that Jono dont come back
Before i lay down another kick ass rap
I thought this would be a nice way to come back to S.G
All you new members remember me!
 



what you smoking, the exastcy?

if you're referring to the drug 'Extascy' then I must inform you it comes in pills and it's nothing you smoke
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Nov 23, 2008, 07:27: PM
Tito your lyrics are primitive
You need to get more active
My raps aiint free
They cost lives after rap number 3
Like a monkey go back in yo tree
You dont wanna die, my words are deadly

I turn this shit on and off like a light switch
Tito your my bitch, moby puts it in yo ass inch by inch
And you dont flinch, you love that shit
Im sittin back chewin' gum favoured mint
Cuz my breath stinks afta lickin yo mommas clit

Yo grave has been dug
By Jono the SG thug
Dont come back with yo smart ass talkin
Just leave keep on walkin


the kid came back with some sicker stones
but i'm like the jetsons you just flintstone
your second hand rapping
so you best to step your game captain
its nice to have a challenge
but my raps are solid while yours like a fountain
the pressure is mounting
it hard for to maintain
your main aim
without a personal attack
i ain't gonna retaliate you obviously on crack
i'm the king and no it ain't cause i'm black
its cause you white
and homo that is
redefining a cockfight
with boys Oli and TF10
three self proclaimed kings dressing as mailmen
Jono let the males in
what they do next is too much of a sin
hard to contemplate
with all that hate for the king you can really relate
but you still moan when you suffer your fate

Don't even act like you a SG thug
you filthy bug, you still felt these slugs
you turn your back, diss us and still claim love
get out of here and don't forget your assplug
i'm just assuming is it the beer you consuming
or am i standing too far do you need to zoom in
then say so and all is forgiven
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Nov 23, 2008, 07:29: PM
Tito you just got owned by oLi
Your the minority
He didnt even have to write a rap
Now sit on his lap
Kiss his feet
Tito my friend, you have been beat!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Nov 23, 2008, 07:32: PM
is all you got
two homo white boys who think their hot
barely rap check yourself kid your shit is crap
so don't complain when you get clapped
my rhymes are complex your gonna have to adapt
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Nov 23, 2008, 07:45: PM
Your telling me to adapt, you cant even spell ecstasy right
You definatly aiint bright
After this fight
Youll be seeing no white light
Its hell for you
You and your gay crew
So ima sit back and relax
Put on a Biggie soundtrack
Leave you alone with oLis ass crack
So you can give him anthrax

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Nov 23, 2008, 08:07: PM
Your telling me to adapt, you cant even spell ecstasy right
You definatly aiint bright
After this fight
Youll be seeing no white light
Its hell for you
You and your gay crew
So ima sit back and relax
Put on a Biggie soundtrack
Leave you alone with oLis ass crack
So you can give him anthrax



hell is like home to me i'm the devil
no matter how hard you try you can't get to my level
i've battle before what make you special
no losses not even a draw
they ask for my secret
i tell its cause i deliver it raw
like cocaine homie my house is a drug store
so don't attempt to hustle a hustler
man you'd wet yourself if i attempt the hustle ya
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Nov 23, 2008, 08:46: PM
come on boys it two against one and you still cant take him down.

this is good jono has come back with a !
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Nov 24, 2008, 08:33: AM
come on boys it two against one and you still cant take him down.

this is good jono has come back with a !
who is the second one?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Nov 24, 2008, 10:42: AM
probably Oli
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Nov 24, 2008, 09:20: PM
oli and jono against tito

i haven't seen one of your raps in ages TF10
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: L_I_S on Nov 25, 2008, 12:10: AM
wow, some of u guys have some real talent.
keep at it, i enjoy reading the raps
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Nov 25, 2008, 07:26: AM
oli and jono against tito

i haven't seen one of your raps in ages TF10
I got bored of it

I'll do one later if you want
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Nov 25, 2008, 08:54: PM
I dont need no help from a punk ass mod
For all i care he can suck on your lil rod
Right now its just me and you
Can you count; 1 and 2

Youve fucked with me
So ima leave you in agony
Motherfuckers will say its a tragedy
Ima send you back to rap school academy
Its where you belong, dont mess wif me

You say your a hustla
But here i am fuckin wif ya
Just like the prime minista
You have a big dick stuck in ya

But i dont give a shit about that
You can continue with your bullshit raps
You say your the devil, il give you one last ride
After this rap ima make heaven and hell collide

Dude the only thing gettin wet are my bitches
That includes your mum, your gf, and your sisters
So ima go now and have a little quicky
Your mum is in the background screamin "Jono come lick me"
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: L_I_S on Nov 25, 2008, 09:00: PM
I dont need no help from a punk ass mod
For all i care he can suck on your lil rod
Right now its just me and you
Can you count; 1 and 2

Youve fucked with me
So ima leave you in agony
Motherfuckers will say its a tragedy
Ima send you back to rap school academy
Its where you belong, dont mess wif me

You say your a hustla
But here i am fuckin wif ya
Just like the prime minista
You have a big dick stuck in ya

But i dont give a shit about that
You can continue with your bullshit raps
You say your the devil, il give you one last ride
After this rap ima make heaven and hell collide

Dude the only thing gettin wet are my bitches
That includes your mum, your gf, and your sisters
So ima go now and have a little quicky
Your mum is in the background screamin "Jono come lick me"


lmao. that was gr8! last paragraph was awesome.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Nov 25, 2008, 09:44: PM
still you go on with those personal attacks
what i tell you i ain't playing like that
dirty little low blows
speak shit about my family you barely know those

you can barely go toe to toe with my metaphors
pleasured by Oli and TF10 you best to get better hoes
your rhymes are blunt but you still tryna front
my raps cause orgasm man quit rubbing your cunt

you a behind the screen big dog
come to my hood you'll walk through thick fog
smoking the thick shit
i smoking a cuban you smoking my dick

you still the same dick rider you was back in the days
remember i fucked you up ten different ways
you can't hold my riches
you'll be blinded by the chains on my bitches

you can't reach me i'm at the top of the chain
your rhymes are plain, while mine insane
so watch how you speak to your daddy
cause kid you would be born without me
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Nov 26, 2008, 03:49: PM
for all who underestimate the great
apology is necessary but its a little too late
you done unleashed the beast
prepare for verbal carnage
you can call it a lyrical feast
like one you've never seen before
i can sense an implore for hardcore
all out war
Tito man i'm hustla got bitches from shore to shore
so much its called a whore galore
i supply more drugs then your local pharmaceutical store
the depth of my struggle determines the height of my success
i was born with high swagger and lyrical finesse
i must confess you have made some progress
but playtimes over this ain't recess
so step aside and let the big boys ball
Jono my victory is certain don't even stall
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Nov 26, 2008, 04:21: PM
wow that was amazing both of you
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Nov 27, 2008, 12:11: PM
It took you two raps to match my amazing
Tito your not good, please stop acting
You got your hoes sayin "please leave me alone"
While all i hear mine say is "please follow me home"

This is how I do it, watch here
I say "SEX" and I have dozens of your bitches wanting to volenteer
I know alll the positions, from cowboy to doggyy
Your bitches come to me, so I can fuck their pusssy
I get em up against a wall
I enforce the law
Put junkies like you away for your strife
Than head over to your wife
And give her the fuck of her life

I havnt even begun to try
I dont wanna hear a bitch like you cry
So ima head out before all hell breaks loose
Your the devil, but im God, they call me Zeus
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: L_I_S on Nov 27, 2008, 01:59: PM
It took you two raps to match my amazing
Tito your not good, please stop acting
You got your hoes sayin "please leave me alone"
While all i hear mine say is "please follow me home"

This is how I do it, watch here
I say "SEX" and I have dozens of your bitches wanting to volenteer
I know alll the positions, from cowboy to doggyy
Your bitches come to me, so I can fuck their pusssy
I get em up against a wall
I enforce the law
Put junkies like you away for your strife
Than head over to your wife
And give her the fuck of her life

I havnt even begun to try
I dont wanna hear a bitch like you cry
So ima head out before all hell breaks loose
Your the devil, but im God, they call me Zeus


haha ur owning dis
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Nov 27, 2008, 02:58: PM
Lets just see how long it takes Tito to realise his lost this battle  :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Nov 27, 2008, 10:06: PM
Me realized i lost? man you the one in denial
kid i won every battle in this thread check my profile
as for your hoes they claim they yours
but got me number one on speed dial
claws are out guns are drawn
hustler, they redefined that word when i was born
spat twice but one in your format
so you and L_I_S quit the hate chat
i hate that
talk a whole load of shit you can't back
i'm gone take my gun of safety and let a round slip
AK one hand still won't lose grip
and don't even compare i'm heavily equipped
you best build a crypt
cause i'm crossing lines and tearing the script
you had misjudgment on your resurrection
so head to the freestyle this ain't your section
what it take to prove you lost, a large stamp thats reads REJECTION?
cuase even you hoes say
"Jono when you gone see your reflection, you penis is barely my pinky when you in erection!"
if you lose kid try and try again
but thats pointless with me cause i always win
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 01, 2008, 07:37: PM
umma rap again cause you delaying
it ain't me its L_I_S you betraying
your fanboy hoping and praying
that you can come back from this slaying

but there no hope for a revival
forget that you have a low chance of survival
in this game you can call me your rival
but i'm on another level
you still riding a push-bike i'm waiting for Limos arrival

you waiting for a slip-up but i'm lyrically flawless
rock solid you know you can't floor this
my raps are a fatal attraction
drags you in then strikes before your reaction

sucked in by the scent
the seduction of heaven
i got your hoes bent like the number 7

didn't expect you to reply
wanna know why
it all these mods i defy and they know
ban me and the whole forum will go
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 11, 2008, 11:50: AM
1-2
you hear the clock ticking
(tick-tock)
you about to stop living
(tick-tock)
i want you to remember me
(tick-tock)
but the dead don't have no memories
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Dec 11, 2008, 11:52: AM
who are you even rapping at? You've posted 3 in a row, so I think you're just really angry at your computer screen, or the kangaroo that you're fucking, or something  :dontknow:

crazy aussies
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 11, 2008, 11:58: AM
the last one was for fun the first for Jono
and the second was well cuase Jono wouldn't reply

anyway the bottom line is i'm too good
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Dec 11, 2008, 12:19: PM
the last one was for fun the first for Jono
and the second was well cuase Jono wouldn't reply

anyway the bottom line is i'm too good
for jon. You got nothing on me
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 11, 2008, 02:30: PM
maybe if you stop ducking them challenges
you can finally get your lesson :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Dec 11, 2008, 04:49: PM
Yo, yo, yo dont you get it
Ive already won this shit
I run this shit
Your runnin on my nerves, just a lil bit
Dont you understand ive already won
I consider this shit finished and done
For me this is fun
Tito my friend, youve been over run.

Since you want another one, il make this quick
Tito your just another trick
Trick means bitch if you dont already know
Yer thats right im callin you my hoe

Im a nigga with attitude, like N.W.A.
So dont get in my way
Take this advice
And dont think twice
Since ive been back
Your raps have turned whack
Crazy and derranged
Your shit still unchanged

Your just an every day regular
Im the mother fuckin predator
You better watch out for me
Itl take you times three
To even reach up to my knee
First things first, please read a dictionary

So until then leave me alone
God emperor and tito, this is MY throne






Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 13, 2008, 07:08: PM
Jono you look hyped up
a little over excited you might wanna pull your tights up
your buoyant mood leaving you exposed
my uppercuts will leave you with a bleeding nose

no hope for ya its was better 2-on-1
and if you claim to be victor its never done
i'll let you bring oLi back out of retirement
fake ass buster couldn't handle the environment

you claim to be N.W.A but you don't even got the N yo
you might wanna check the mirror bro
if you knew the dough i grow, or the green i throw
you'd be thinking whoa, just like your hoe

stepping into my territory
don't expect an apology
i ain't saying sorry
for the damages
and ain't paying for the lifetime supply of bandages

homie your scared for life
and you can tell your psychologist
i'm the reason for your grief
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Dec 13, 2008, 07:41: PM
Jono you look hyped up


you claim to be N.W.A but you don't even got the N yo
you might wanna check the mirror bro

:lol:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 17, 2008, 05:07: PM
well thats a change from the oLi who would prefer to type fail
you must've finally realized who was running shit around here

btw anyone wanna help Jono out he must've blacked out after my last one
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: GrIzz on Dec 18, 2008, 02:11: AM
well thats a change from the oLi who would prefer to type fail
you must've finally realized who was running shit around here

btw anyone wanna help Jono out he must've blacked out after my last one

Dear Tito
I know you want to be like  your hero Niko
But things aren't like the world of ps3
get your ass out and earn a G
just like me i earn money just to burn money
thats why people like me sway over your honey
thats right bith i click my claim
warfare is my fucking game
try to take me out theres a bullet for you
put your penis back and dress up like mary sue
i suggest you use glue
couse you don't have a fucking clue
what iam to do to you

you can't c me

iam a shadow from the dark
i hit you faster than steve irwin playing with a shark
your knee caps will be sawn off if you catch my drift
your raps and lyrichs is written to swift
so pull your self together and give me a comeback
wich i can laugh at and amuse myself while i write another personal attack

i decide
iam the trigger
get the fuck out my bich ass ni::::
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Dec 18, 2008, 08:11: AM
is it just me or did everyone get worse since i left? looks like dr.seuss shit going down here with the cat, hat, bat rhymes its so simplistic ma dudes, step ya game up for real.  :bang:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Dec 18, 2008, 11:17: AM
is it just me or did everyone get worse since i left? looks like dr.seuss shit going down here with the cat, hat, bat rhymes its so simplistic ma dudes, step ya game up for real.  :bang:
I've been saving my stuff for someone worthy  :thumbsup:

I haven't posted a rap in months

TJ I challenge -- you this should be jokes enough
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 18, 2008, 12:40: PM
I've been saving my stuff for someone worthy  :thumbsup:

I haven't posted a rap in months

TJ I challenge -- you this should be jokes enough
More like someone your standard cause i'm way above your aim. But like the generous man i am i still gave you chances but you were too sober to accept maybe you should drink more like Jono.

is it just me or did everyone get worse since i left? looks like dr.seuss shit going down here with the cat, hat, bat rhymes its so simplistic ma dudes, step ya game up for real.  :bang:
Just couldn't be bothered grilling these tricks with shit they ain't ready for. I prefer to rap at their level and still beat em', as i did with you.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Dec 18, 2008, 02:04: PM
everyone smoked tj hooker in battlin

 :lol:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Dec 18, 2008, 03:20: PM
^^^ nah, you got bodied clown, anyone who says otherwise is judging off a popularity contest cause all i do is talk shit to you little infidels. Tito shits on you, and so does melbourne ma dude. Your actually a log of poo at rapping its hilarious.  :lol: :lol: :lol: @ this nig thinkin he's hella sick or something
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 18, 2008, 04:03: PM
everyone smoked tj hooker in battlin

 :lol:
funny coming from a man who disses then hides
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: GrIzz on Dec 19, 2008, 02:27: AM
everyone smoked tj hooker in battlin

 :lol:
funny coming from a man who disses then hides

Funny man, i  did a rap and didn't get anything back
 :zzz:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Dec 19, 2008, 02:49: AM
everyone smoked tj hooker in battlin

 :lol:
funny coming from a man who disses then hides

Funny man, i  did a rap and didn't get anything back
 :zzz:
Haha ! your from Norway? I love that country man, my best buddy is Norwegian, thats sick. I aint gonna diss you ever again
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: GrIzz on Dec 19, 2008, 03:02: AM
everyone smoked tj hooker in battlin

 :lol:
funny coming from a man who disses then hides

Funny man, i  did a rap and didn't get anything back
 :zzz:
Haha ! your from Norway? I love that country man, my best buddy is Norwegian, thats sick. I aint gonna diss you ever again

Tj: you never dissed me in the first place man so i have no hard feelings towards you
my man, where is this fellow of yours from in Norway?
He living here or in you country?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 19, 2008, 05:30: AM
well thats a change from the oLi who would prefer to type fail
you must've finally realized who was running shit around here

btw anyone wanna help Jono out he must've blacked out after my last one

Dear Tito
I know you want to be like  your hero Niko
But things aren't like the world of ps3
get your ass out and earn a G
just like me i earn money just to burn money
thats why people like me sway over your honey
thats right bith i click my claim
warfare is my fucking game
try to take me out theres a bullet for you
put your penis back and dress up like mary sue
i suggest you use glue
couse you don't have a fucking clue
what iam to do to you

you can't c me

iam a shadow from the dark
i hit you faster than steve irwin playing with a shark
your knee caps will be sawn off if you catch my drift
your raps and lyrichs is written to swift
so pull your self together and give me a comeback
wich i can laugh at and amuse myself while i write another personal attack

i decide
iam the trigger
get the fuck out my bich ass ni::::

Last time i checked you was a no name
drooling over my riches, bitches and my fame
I’m on top of the game too high for yall to aim
its official, i ain't self proclaimed
you artificial, on a new level of lame
check the initials, Tattoed on your dame

and don't even talk about money
i can buy the Weather Channel
change the forecast and make it all sunny
and i got wallet for every day of the month
and your allowance come around like period
and you still wanna front

begging for a reply you would've been better off
cause ain't no return once i set it off
i can spit more lines than you got in a notebook
but I’m end at 16 bars cause i can see you all shook
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Dec 19, 2008, 05:10: PM
everyone smoked tj hooker in battlin

 :lol:
funny coming from a man who disses then hides

Funny man, i  did a rap and didn't get anything back
 :zzz:
Haha ! your from Norway? I love that country man, my best buddy is Norwegian, thats sick. I aint gonna diss you ever again

Tj: you never dissed me in the first place man so i have no hard feelings towards you
my man, where is this fellow of yours from in Norway?
He living here or in you country?
He is from Bergen. Norwegians are cool ass people.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: GrIzz on Dec 20, 2008, 04:37: AM
everyone smoked tj hooker in battlin

 :lol:
funny coming from a man who disses then hides

Funny man, i  did a rap and didn't get anything back
 :zzz:
Haha ! your from Norway? I love that country man, my best buddy is Norwegian, thats sick. I aint gonna diss you ever again

Tj: you never dissed me in the first place man so i have no hard feelings towards you
my man, where is this fellow of yours from in Norway?
He living here or in you country?
He is from Bergen. Norwegians are cool ass people.

I think Bergen is the next biggest ity hear in Norway.
How come you know eachoter, from forum or have been over here?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Dec 21, 2008, 12:10: PM
everyone smoked tj hooker in battlin

 :lol:
funny coming from a man who disses then hides

Funny man, i  did a rap and didn't get anything back
 :zzz:
Haha ! your from Norway? I love that country man, my best buddy is Norwegian, thats sick. I aint gonna diss you ever again

Tj: you never dissed me in the first place man so i have no hard feelings towards you
my man, where is this fellow of yours from in Norway?
He living here or in you country?
He is from Bergen. Norwegians are cool ass people.

I think Bergen is the next biggest ity hear in Norway.
How come you know eachoter, from forum or have been over here?

He came to my school back in high school as a foreign exchange student and was the pimp of the whole school, everyone loved that kid. His dad had a fat wallet so he used to visit every year cause he had a lot of friends in just that one year. He comes down regularly 2-3 times a year and stays with me when he comes down
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 21, 2008, 03:35: PM
boys why don't you PM each other this shit
no one else cares
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Dec 21, 2008, 03:37: PM
^^ nah im str8, i am done sayin what i have to say, and this topic has been off topic since the beginning there is like 2 raps a page ma dude.  :bang:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 22, 2008, 10:07: AM
maybe if members won't so quick to diss
i wouldn't be so quick to dismiss
this thread wouldn't be so glum
all the members know what i'm talking about
they just playing dumb
had a thousand battles, a thousand won
haters can't comprehend what i've become
and all should know by now
my dominance is a avow

just one verse can make a bitch hyperventilate
no success so they got to hate the great
or imitate and try to find out everything i ate
many examples of lost souls of struggle
Oli, Jono etc unleashed a beast and couldn't tame the throttle
and when i spat did expect a rebuttal


now i ain't got to use no gobbledegook
but when someone does i can tell
they lost at first look
now you probably know who i'm talking about TJ Hook
but no need to mention no names
these are all factual ain't just some claims
we ain't in the same weight class but we still playing the same games
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Dec 22, 2008, 11:21: AM
everyone smoked tj hooker in battlin

 :lol:


lol  :bowdown:

 :lol:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Dec 22, 2008, 04:59: PM
everyone smoked tj hooker in battlin

 :lol:


lol  :bowdown:

 :lol:
I smoked you all at life though.
Moby,  you won't amount to half of what I am, little buddy  :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 23, 2008, 02:40: PM
rap it out children
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Dec 23, 2008, 05:02: PM

I smoked you all at life though.


damn, i didn't know life was over yet.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Dec 23, 2008, 09:15: PM
All you mofos i aiint done yet
Its not game over its not a finished set
Ive finally returned after watchin you all be burnt
By Tito, the fool who still hasnt learnt
He thinks his king afta winning once or twice
His nothing but a parasite, like his mothers head lice
She got them from a hobo down in the gutta
I still cant believe she let that old man fucka
But enough of that lets get down to biz
Tito your a hobbit, im the wiz
You call yourself a hustler, you cant even hustle
Without a tussle, i beat your ass without flexin a muscle
Tito you need to finally accept your defeat
In this thread im nothing but elite
So get on your knees and bow to the King
Get down boy, enough of your crying
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 24, 2008, 12:37: AM
your still on with that personal shit
beat your so many times i think i should quit
and give you a chance of victory
cause your 'returns' are the epitome of stupidity
resign from this game man your killing me
i ain't just a hustler i'm a straight up G
take all the advise dude, cause you best to flea
before you see the best of me
you step to the king and expect to win
it won't work that way unless your kin
so go ask for the aid of Moby
even he gone take one look and flea to Nairobi
even i shook the hook
and beat TF10 with his own book
even Elite got beat
and Oli couldn't stand one round in the heat of the street
you can't say i'm on the same level as these peasant
we discrete
and you better think twice if you think this battle ain't complete
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Dec 25, 2008, 03:22: PM

I smoked you all at life though.


damn, i didn't know life was over yet.

hahahaahhaha lol, someone got smoked
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 28, 2008, 04:09: PM
silence over the mic
thats what happens when Tito strikes
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Dec 28, 2008, 04:35: PM
Haha. It messes up when no one replies to one of your raps  :nopity: :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 28, 2008, 04:36: PM
yes but good thing i'm not a one hit wonder and can produce it time and  time again
plus people are usually hopeless after my raps  :nopity:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Dec 28, 2008, 04:40: PM
Haha. I just cant be bothered seriously.

I remember back in the day before I left when I was bothered, id smoke you evertime  :pimp: And when i was bothered to rep when i came back, still smoked you  :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Dec 28, 2008, 04:41: PM
ohhh


do i smell a chalenge?

i think i do, or was it something i ate
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 28, 2008, 04:43: PM
Haha. I just cant be bothered seriously.

I remember back in the day before I left when I was bothered, id smoke you evertime  :pimp: And when i was bothered to rep when i came back, still smoked you  :pimp:
you might wanna refresh my memory grandpa cause i don't recall you ever even coming close

ohhh


do i smell a chalenge?

i think i do, or was it something i ate
he better off just running his keyboard
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Dec 28, 2008, 05:03: PM
Check out the first pages of the thread. I beat your ass boy  :boxing: :pimp:

Too many times  :popcorn:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 28, 2008, 09:17: PM
You talk a whole load of shit for a guy that repeated gets beat
so much so you have to hide for a few days
man take the oLis way out and don't return
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Dec 29, 2008, 10:42: AM
LOL

We need to have a final battle, with a limited amount of raps, then a few judges to decide, otherwise neither of us will admit defeat  :nopity:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Dec 29, 2008, 10:43: AM
yeah and then I'll annoint one of you as my footstool, because I know no equal
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Dec 29, 2008, 11:58: AM
yeah and then I'll annoint one of you as my footstool, because I know no equal

bitch, you know equal like scalene :pimp:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Dec 29, 2008, 12:18: PM
yeah and then I'll annoint one of you as my footstool, because I know no equal

bitch, you know equal like scalene :pimp:
My equality is relative to the degree of your inferiority -- I am superior to you to the same degree that you are inferior to me.

In that we are equal.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Dec 29, 2008, 12:26: PM
you, superior? i'm riding licensed while you still ride permit with moms :lol:

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 29, 2008, 04:33: PM
LOL

We need to have a final battle, with a limited amount of raps, then a few judges to decide, otherwise neither of us will admit defeat  :nopity:
i would admit if i ever lost

yeah and then I'll annoint one of you as my footstool, because I know no equal
man your so low all of your equals must've committed suicide
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Dec 29, 2008, 05:29: PM
LOL

We need to have a final battle, with a limited amount of raps, then a few judges to decide, otherwise neither of us will admit defeat  :nopity:
i would admit if i ever lost

yeah and then I'll annoint one of you as my footstool, because I know no equal
man your so low all of your equals must've committed suicide

But youve lost so many times  :pimp:

So do you accept my challenge  :boxing:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 30, 2008, 11:22: AM
LOL

We need to have a final battle, with a limited amount of raps, then a few judges to decide, otherwise neither of us will admit defeat  :nopity:
i would admit if i ever lost

yeah and then I'll annoint one of you as my footstool, because I know no equal
man your so low all of your equals must've committed suicide

But youve lost so many times  :pimp:

So do you accept my challenge  :boxing:
Challenge accepted
But just to let you know i got a unblemished record
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Dec 30, 2008, 11:39: AM
you, superior? i'm riding licensed while you still ride permit with moms :lol:


and yet I can rhyme while you're stuck with procedural writing for dummies and a bag of oreganos trying to look cool. Same goes for Tito, except hes too pussy fir oreganos.

Jonos pretty cool, though...when you keep him away from the kangaroos.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 30, 2008, 12:15: PM
you, superior? i'm riding licensed while you still ride permit with moms :lol:


and yet I can rhyme while you're stuck with procedural writing for dummies and a bag of oreganos trying to look cool. Same goes for Tito, except hes too pussy fir oreganos.

Jonos pretty cool, though...when you keep him away from the kangaroos.
another fool who goes on and on about how good he is and disses others but when the talking stops
and the actions on the battle doesn't take long and they usually lose
so unless you up for a battle take your slander somewhere else
and quit acting like a delinquent son
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Dec 30, 2008, 12:18: PM
you, superior? i'm riding licensed while you still ride permit with moms :lol:


and yet I can rhyme while you're stuck with procedural writing for dummies and a bag of oreganos trying to look cool. Same goes for Tito, except hes too pussy fir oreganos.

Jonos pretty cool, though...when you keep him away from the kangaroos.
another fool who goes on and on about how good he is and disses others but when the talking stops
and the actions on the battle doesn't take long and they usually lose
so unless you up for a battle take your slander somewhere else
and quit acting like a delinquent son
fine battle starting the day after new years'
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Dec 30, 2008, 02:21: PM
you, superior? i'm riding licensed while you still ride permit with moms :lol:


and yet I can rhyme while you're stuck with procedural writing for dummies and a bag of oreganos trying to look cool. Same goes for Tito, except hes too pussy fir oreganos.

Jonos pretty cool, though...when you keep him away from the kangaroos.
another fool who goes on and on about how good he is and disses others but when the talking stops
and the actions on the battle doesn't take long and they usually lose
so unless you up for a battle take your slander somewhere else
and quit acting like a delinquent son
fine battle starting the day after new years'

Fo shizzle, on the 2nd, il be hung over on the 1st  :biggrin:

We need to appoint some judges to judge it. And maybe a  thread for this last battle

3 raps per person i guess
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Dec 30, 2008, 02:43: PM
you, superior? i'm riding licensed while you still ride permit with moms :lol:


and yet I can rhyme while you're stuck with procedural writing for dummies and a bag of oreganos trying to look cool. Same goes for Tito, except hes too pussy fir oreganos.

Jonos pretty cool, though...when you keep him away from the kangaroos.
another fool who goes on and on about how good he is and disses others but when the talking stops
and the actions on the battle doesn't take long and they usually lose
so unless you up for a battle take your slander somewhere else
and quit acting like a delinquent son
fine battle starting the day after new years'

Fo shizzle, on the 2nd, il be hung over on the 1st  :biggrin:

We need to appoint some judges to judge it. And maybe a  thread for this last battle

3 raps per person i guess
aight I'm down
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Dec 30, 2008, 08:31: PM
then its settled 3-way rap off

should we make bars limit and order of raps or we just go in random order with various lines
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jan 01, 2009, 04:59: AM
then its settled 3-way rap off

should we make bars limit and order of raps or we just go in random order with various lines
random order with various lines
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: ^_^ on Jan 01, 2009, 05:18: AM
I will be a judge.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Jan 01, 2009, 04:19: PM
yer sounds good elite, we need some more judges
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jan 01, 2009, 06:20: PM
its already the 2th hehehe


what about Moby and Borg?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jan 02, 2009, 03:59: AM
2th?

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

you just made my day Tito
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Jan 02, 2009, 04:07: AM
2th?

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

you just made my day Tito
mine aswell but i didn't want to comment at first i thought it was a bit harsh  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jan 02, 2009, 06:12: AM
what are you fools on about?
if you mean its was still the first for yous obvious timezone difference fool

but if not please explain
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: manutd. on Jan 02, 2009, 06:31: AM
Tito, you put 2th, when it should be 2nd.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jan 02, 2009, 06:33: AM
hahahaha yeah just realized that
it was late or early i don't know something AM
wow thats was blonde like

anyway when the raping gonna start or should we just go as usual
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Jan 02, 2009, 12:44: PM
LMAO Tito, you crack me up

Okay sounds good. I think melbourne should be a judge aswell
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jan 03, 2009, 02:14: PM
i might be busy for a while best we make it about early Feb
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jan 03, 2009, 03:02: PM
i might be busy for a while best we make it about early Feb
I'm gone for a week on feb 2nd so lets say feb 11th?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jan 03, 2009, 03:06: PM
yeah i start school on the 2th anyway  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jan 03, 2009, 03:11: PM
yeah i start school on the 2th anyway  :thumbsup:
you make me smile
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jan 03, 2009, 03:29: PM
and i'll make you cry on the 11nd of February
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Jan 04, 2009, 11:12: AM
Aiight, its settled. Sounds good  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Jan 04, 2009, 11:32: AM
yer sounds good elite, we need some more judges

I am The Beyond Football judge so why not

lets get this started
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jan 04, 2009, 11:50: AM
its not that easy boyo
you must under take a course set out by me, jono and TF10
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jan 04, 2009, 11:53: AM
yeah involving corporal punishment
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jan 27, 2009, 10:04: PM
i remeber when this thread use to be active :'(
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TW89 on Jan 28, 2009, 01:09: AM
i remeber when this thread use to be active :'(
S'all good, quick spit from me will revive:

Ayo...
I suck dick, your boys said 'Oh No!'
They got it twisted, I said 'No Homo!'



I gets money. Holla.

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jan 28, 2009, 11:58: AM
Ayo...
I suck dick, your boys said 'Oh No!'
They got it twisted, I said 'No Homo!'
what was that G, some sort of Promo
I can turn the richest thug into a Hobo
If you don't believe me go ask Mobo
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Jan 28, 2009, 12:17: PM
who the fuck is mobo? Hook ride lo-los
just bought a denali, the asantis are twenty fo-fos
flows loco, i get mo dough, slap you upside the head just for actin homo
see hook, ridin in that big van, fuckin with these bitches, bet she suck my dick man
my girls hips bent,shoulders dipped, limo tints ridin
scraper full of rippers when i hit the block sliden


Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jan 28, 2009, 12:37: PM
you all suck.

I don't need rhyme.

I am impressionist.

This is avante-garde.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jan 28, 2009, 01:08: PM
I started off slowly and the snowball get bigger
so much ice your finger must of froze on the trigger
some of you fool shot for the stars like you in that range
it's just strange, how you fools never change
it's easy to be solider when the war ain't on
but when the artillery come out
you with your mums where you belong
and then you realize you were wrong all along

and TF10 don't of ever get tired
of being beat, like oli you should've retired
but you still here trash talking
but to your credit it took oli awhile before he started walking
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jan 28, 2009, 01:35: PM
tito I'm pretty sure you didn't get the joke.

well I guess you probably need to be able to conjugate 'sheep' in the plural before you can operate on a level remotely above that of a kangaroo...
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jan 28, 2009, 02:26: PM
this is a rap thread son
either rap or i won't take any thing you post seriously
this is how you continuously ruin threads

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Jan 29, 2009, 08:46: AM
When I take the proper time,
and put my real shit out there,
all the genuflections of the air
will whisper, "damn, this cat can rhyme."

Actually, they already are
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Feb 02, 2009, 04:29: PM
Members coming at me like they belong in a hearse
Busters jack my style but nothing can compares to the verse
and if i'm at the bottom of your list then you obviously got it in reverse
thread resurrection
time after time
raps of perfection
made many retire they don't need a recollections
got on many nerves but me i don't regret things
never think twice about the fear that my rap brings
so fly at first they think i got wings
stand alone don't need no alliance
what the fucks evolution i don't need that science
Mods coming at me asking for compliance
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Feb 02, 2009, 07:22: PM
Yeah, uh, yeah, this be the J-O-N-O
Im a member of BF and id like to say hello
How are you, good afternoon and good night
I aint comin up in here to get in a fight
As the sayin goes 'im a lover not a fighter'
A writer...a freestyler, im just gettin mightier
Every day that goes by
No need to lie
Im tired of makin lil boys cry
This rap is about me, myself and I
Dont need to diss
Love and respect thy neighbour, somethin I miss
But its all good
Down in my hood
Ima go and leave the rest to another day
Oh.... did i mention il be movin to W.A.?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Feb 03, 2009, 05:26: AM
Members coming at me like they belong in a hearse
Busters jack my style but nothing can compares to the verse
and if i'm at the bottom of your list then you obviously got it in reverse
thread resurrection
time after time
raps of perfection
made many retire they don't need a recollections
got on many nerves but me i don't regret things
never think twice about the fear that my rap brings
so fly at first they think i got wings
stand alone don't need no alliance
what the fucks evolution i don't need that science
Mods coming at me asking for compliance
Part 2

Tito man of the hour
fools souls i devour
wanna battle me
you better man up you cowards
and nothing compares to the power
i drops jaws on the floors
so pimping fresh i got your hoers doing chores
closet look like a walk through Cristian Dior
Damn they don't make 'em like this anymore
i should stop rapping i'm scaring away the competition
maybe i should just taken their proposition
critics called my flow a never ending ammunition
bring out your artillery and prepare for warfare
Feb 11 let it be clear
it's on so beware


to be continued...
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Feb 06, 2009, 07:39: PM
TotalDork couldn't battle me
Oli couldn't battle me
Jono couldn't battle me
TJ couldn't battle me
so what makes you think the cage can be Rattled G


i ain't undefeated i was once a rookie
playground rapper use to rap for cookies
how times changed no longer hooky
and simplest rhymes use to shake me
once filled with flaw but now mistake free
beaten by one but now it takes three
defeats come around like anniversaries
now you know why no one wanna verse me
King Tito, yeah the thrones taken
others just claim don't get it mistaken
this thread no seems forsaken
cause i took over and no one taking it back
thunder down under like a immortal attack
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Feb 19, 2009, 08:33: PM
still no challenge
and looks like Jono and TF10 fled before your Feb 11 'match'
and haven't returned since
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Bow on Feb 20, 2009, 08:30: AM
im still the best mc on this forum
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Feb 20, 2009, 01:48: PM
prove it
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Feb 21, 2009, 01:13: AM
still no challenge
and looks like Jono and TF10 fled before your Feb 11 'match'
and haven't returned since
more like forgot

but I'd be glad to do it right now
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Feb 21, 2009, 02:12: AM
anytime kiddo
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Feb 21, 2009, 02:54: AM
aight lets do it tomorrow then so that Jono gets some time to read this. If he doesn't, then hes forfeit I guess...
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Feb 25, 2009, 06:49: PM
Sorry boys, for not bein on da forum

I just started uni, so yer been busy with that...
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Feb 25, 2009, 09:26: PM
TF10:
from my last rap you can see i can be humble
but when snakes wanna claim my throne then wanna rumble
i gotta crumble inflated egos and let members tumbles
you fools scared of water as if you hydrophobic
twist your body like aerobics
then toss you in with fishes
bring your militias
kid you firing blanks
work your way up the podium
but you'll never get to my rank
burn you in sulfuric acid
place your ashes in box thats placid
at the back of hearse in a casket
what a bastard

Jono:
and the saga continues...

i accept no reply
cause this time you gonna regret
your barely a treat
but that should be a compliment
cause TF10 tries so hard for an accomplishment
yet
he beats himself in an effort to amaze
and earn some praise
your raps seem more effortless
your rhymes less of a mess but lacking in zest
it may seem that i'm obsessed
but its hard to digest
the claims of me not being the best
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Feb 26, 2009, 09:37: PM
Yeah, yeah, yeah...here I go
Back wit tha flow
J to tha O
Yall know me by Jono
Finally im back
Gonna run over you like a train on the track
Youve reached your peak
You cant think, day by day you get weak
By my rhymes
Worse than death penalty crimes
Do this for free, dont need a dime
For me its allll fine
Beatin suckas like you wit my lines

My freestyle game is tight
You cant fight
I rap as hard as concrete
Everyday in the street
Right here is the shit
Get called elite

Now its tha last quarter to tha end
I keep tha slaughter goin' over and over agen
You cant come near me cuz il drop ya
Down to tha floor, il have you runnin to ya mama
All my words that you read
Make your nose bleed
Ive taken the lead
Leave now and il consider it a deed
 
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: oLi on Feb 26, 2009, 10:11: PM
I havn't read Titos but Jono you really suck
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Feb 27, 2009, 12:04: PM
your raps remind me of Celine Dion
cause thats the type of shit you be on
grow some real balls kid get rid of that strap-on
fakes thugs like you get clapped on
i got to pay my due
cause even a half brain could realized its the end of you
your a weak individual
losing for you must be a ritual
routine checks at rank and i always reign supreme
you beating me is obscene
you might need a team
and few cheerleaders
can't be stopped still undefeated
i might sound cocky and conceited
but still number 1 depleted fools say i cheated
and i could stop now but i must crash all false hope
don't let oLi fool you kid you can't cope
rhymes like a doping scandal
even Blagojevic can't handle

and for the late and great Jono i light this candle

R.I.P
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Jono on Feb 27, 2009, 12:47: PM
What the fuck
The fool oLi said I suck
Suck tits
While I see you suck dick
In and off of tha street
Tito your rap reminded me of sleep
I come up on tha creep
Your rhymes be oblique
You cant match up to me
Scared like oli who cant rap up in here
Look at yourself and see
The sweat on ya cheek representin your fear
Now its time for me to L  -  E  -  A -  V  -  E
Your host J to tha N, last name N to the G.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Feb 27, 2009, 03:01: PM
I havn't read Titos but Jono you really suck
i actually onlt looked at that once and thought he said
"I havn't read Titos but Jono you really sick"
hahaha  :lol: :lol: :lol: hahaha

i'll reply after i return from Melbourne V Adelaide
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: L_I_S on Feb 27, 2009, 11:53: PM
I havn't read Titos but Jono you really suck
i actually onlt looked at that once and thought he said
"I havn't read Titos but Jono you really sick"
hahaha  :lol: :lol: :lol: hahaha

i'll reply after i return from Melbourne V Adelaide
u were there 2! did u c me performing :P
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Feb 28, 2009, 07:14: AM
I need one line
to show how you are servile
and I'm divine.

My verses are top of the line
while yours are sterile --
I need one line

to show why Sublime is mine,
and that I can go the full mile.
And I'm divine,

the way I shine,
each syllable a projectile --
I need one line

to make a destructive missile,
that'd destroy New York, and wreck the Nile,
yeah, I need one line --
and I'm the epitome of divine.

Win. Do anything as hard as that format.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Feb 28, 2009, 02:18: PM
What the fuck
The fool oLi said I suck
Suck tits
While I see you suck dick
In and off of tha street
Tito your rap reminded me of sleep
I come up on tha creep
Your rhymes be oblique
You cant match up to me
Scared like oli who cant rap up in here
Look at yourself and see
The sweat on ya cheek representin your fear
Now its time for me to L  -  E  -  A -  V  -  E
Your host J to tha N, last name N to the G.

in my opinion your rap was alright
but your running out of gas i can do this all night
i'm undefeated and can't fight
child you better get your shit tight
aight
me and you on the same plat form
isn't something in the norm
man i come through like storm
hurricane
major pain
shit will never be the same
reconstruct your ligaments
go call some of your bigger friends
and find out how shit ends
fool your whole style i transcend


I need one line
to show how you are servile
and I'm divine.

My verses are top of the line
while yours are sterile --
I need one line

to show why Sublime is mine,
and that I can go the full mile.
And I'm divine,

the way I shine,
each syllable a projectile --
I need one line

to make a destructive missile,
that'd destroy New York, and wreck the Nile,
yeah, I need one line --
and I'm the epitome of divine.

Win. Do anything as hard as that format.


i challenged you to proper battle but you refuse
then you bring me this pathetic excuse of a rap
well step aside son its my turn to infuse

TF10 don't confuse views with news
and bring me this crap
cause i gotta dilute your booze

or are you high enough to confuse
cruise and bruise
your in my trap
cause your gonna lose

i'm gonna loosen the screws
and give a chance to snooze
kid take your nap
cause there's no way you walk a mile in my shoes


I havn't read Titos but Jono you really suck
i actually onlt looked at that once and thought he said
"I havn't read Titos but Jono you really sick"
hahaha  :lol: :lol: :lol: hahaha

i'll reply after i return from Melbourne V Adelaide
u were there 2! did u c me performing :P
if it was at halftime sadly i went walkabouts then

next time inform me  :lol:
we might be at same place in the future
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Feb 28, 2009, 02:25: PM
tito you idn't do it you did half of it

you didn't have your two repeated lines

it's called a villanelle and in difficulty is rapes any of your raps

I can write a pantoum next of you want.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Feb 28, 2009, 03:00: PM
fuck this French poem shit and just freestyle kid
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Feb 28, 2009, 03:12: PM
I freestyled it

I just have more talent than you and therefore can operate in a more complex and challenging format
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Feb 28, 2009, 05:25: PM
I freestyled it

I just have more talent than you and therefore can operate in a more complex and challenging format
no you just kiss more ass than me and therefore get walked over like a doormat

its about time you realize your the most annoyingest fuck around and no one likes you
wouldn't make a difference if you left
in fact it would make the forum better cause you ruin thread and make shit dull

not tryin' to diss kid but its the truth
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Mar 01, 2009, 06:51: AM
I freestyled it

I just have more talent than you and therefore can operate in a more complex and challenging format
no you just kiss more ass than me and therefore get walked over like a doormat

its about time you realize your the most annoyingest fuck around and no one likes you
wouldn't make a difference if you left
in fact it would make the forum better cause you ruin thread and make shit dull

not tryin' to diss kid but its the truth
looks like I hit a nerve

ad hominem destroys the credibility of rap freestyle

oh wait
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Mar 01, 2009, 08:41: AM
I havn't read Titos but Jono you really suck
i actually onlt looked at that once and thought he said
"I havn't read Titos but Jono you really sick"
hahaha  :lol: :lol: :lol: hahaha

i'll reply after i return from Melbourne V Adelaide
u were there 2! did u c me performing :P

I wuz at the game aswell. When and where did u preform.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: L_I_S on Mar 01, 2009, 11:12: AM
I havn't read Titos but Jono you really suck
i actually onlt looked at that once and thought he said
"I havn't read Titos but Jono you really sick"
hahaha  :lol: :lol: :lol: hahaha

i'll reply after i return from Melbourne V Adelaide
u were there 2! did u c me performing :P

I wuz at the game aswell. When and where did u preform.
it was at gate 2, from 5.30-7.30. how awesome was that red card :rolleyes:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Mar 01, 2009, 04:51: PM
looks like I hit a nerve

ad hominem destroys the credibility of rap freestyle

oh wait
what eva child quit ruining the thread with that bullshit

I havn't read Titos but Jono you really suck
i actually onlt looked at that once and thought he said
"I havn't read Titos but Jono you really sick"
hahaha  :lol: :lol: :lol: hahaha

i'll reply after i return from Melbourne V Adelaide
u were there 2! did u c me performing :P

I wuz at the game aswell. When and where did u preform.
it was at gate 2, from 5.30-7.30. how awesome was that red card :rolleyes:
oh so you were outside the whole time?

btw i enter thought Gate 5 so...  :bang:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Mar 01, 2009, 05:09: PM
i went ot da game too

were u at like that hyandi stage place lis
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: L_I_S on Mar 01, 2009, 06:52: PM
i went ot da game too

were u at like that hyandi stage place lis
naa that was some other FSers.
but yea, maybe next time we could all meet eachother :P
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Mar 01, 2009, 07:36: PM
Alright but I'll be bringing armed escorts, so no one try anything funny.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Mar 02, 2009, 06:20: PM
Another silence echoes through the dome
Last sound heard was you bitches moan
and i just roam around rome looking for chrome
Burning ham like Cameron Jerome
how long before they go home
and realize that their would rather
heel their bruises at the feet of their mother
defeated by none other
than the king of them all
as you get enthralled into the crystal ball
as you punks stare and stall
and i just keep stacking my money
and adding up them figure
and you girl calling me honey
so she can get some of them digits
i rock a attitude so calm
with the world in my palm
got a gat by the waist
and can show you how it taste
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on Mar 02, 2009, 06:30: PM
come on boys cant you beat tito

even i could beat him
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Mar 05, 2009, 07:14: PM
Moby
the only member that know me
but he coming at me like Shaq and Kobe
you second to me like Microsoft then Sony
thought you a real cat but now i know you phony
shit talking, spitting baloney
speaking out your ass like you don't need your mouth
now we polar opposites like north is to south
made you a casket in woodshop class
you running on borrowed time it ain't gone last
amateur still suffering paper cuts and carpet burns
messing with the best when you gone learn
i held your hand when you crossed them streets
and now you assume your better than me rapping off the beats
funny
Title: Rap battles
Post by: Crazyfeet on Apr 06, 2009, 09:30: AM
heyy,
on some other forums i usually end up starting these cause their great fun.
So basicallly if you want a rap battle post your name and when theres 8 people we can get us a little battle going :D
Title: Re: Rap battles
Post by: Tito on Apr 06, 2009, 10:19: AM
i'm always in for a good battle but haven't done one in while
Title: Re: Rap battles
Post by: Crazyfeet on Apr 06, 2009, 10:29: AM
same, last one i did was back on a streetball forum for basketball  :banana:.
If we can get like 3-4 people to start off then go from there.
Title: Re: Rap battles
Post by: Tito on Apr 06, 2009, 10:32: AM
http://www.beyondfootball.com/forum/index.php/topic,33.msg85437/topicseen.html#msg85437

have a read around try to revive that thread lol
Yeah we use to rap till i beat everyone and no one want to step up
Title: Re: Rap battles
Post by: Crazyfeet on Apr 06, 2009, 10:37: AM
that threads so big i dont thin its revivable :P
Title: Re: Rap battles
Post by: DanTheMan on Apr 06, 2009, 10:48: AM
im gonna spit this rap
coz you're all crap
can you handle that?
brap!
Title: Re: Rap battles
Post by: Tito on Apr 06, 2009, 01:36: PM
I can't handle that
cause i only handle facts
so take your underhanded rap
sit at the back
cause you don't deserve my attention
like a fella on pension
i only reply to deny
you of your overnight fame
you wanna crown? first get yourself a name
SIMPLE?
Title: Re: Rap battles
Post by: Crazyfeet on Apr 06, 2009, 09:50: PM
I can't handle that
cause i only handle facts
so take your underhanded rap
sit at the back
cause you don't deserve my attention
like a fella on pension
i only reply to deny
you of your overnight fame
you wanna crown? first get yourself a name
SIMPLE?

Handle facts, you handlin' jack,
my underhanded rap is your career in rap.
im that fella on a pension
lady tells me you need an extension
Crazyfeet is the name
Tito sit back and complain
 :cheers:
Title: Re: Rap battles
Post by: Tito on Apr 07, 2009, 12:55: PM
Handle facts, you handlin' jack,
my underhanded rap is your career in rap.
im that fella on a pension
lady tells me you need an extension
Crazyfeet is the name
Tito sit back and complain

Well lady must've forgot her pills
Cause if she knew that i'm sitting on mills
And rocking so much ice that'll give her chills
She'd leave your retirement home
And join me Rome
cause i can Perotta her ass into a little cone
next time think twice when come to my throne


 :down: RUSTY :down:
Title: Re: Rap battles
Post by: Crazyfeet on Apr 07, 2009, 09:12: PM
Handle facts, you handlin' jack,
my underhanded rap is your career in rap.
im that fella on a pension
lady tells me you need an extension
Crazyfeet is the name
Tito sit back and complain

Well lady must've forgot her pills
Cause if she knew that i'm sitting on mills
And rocking so much ice that'll give her chills
She'd leave your retirement home
And join me Rome
cause i can Perotta her ass into a little cone
next time think twice when come to my throne


 :down: RUSTY :down:
Those rhymes you spittin'
got my teeth a Grittin'
Man what your talkings wack
maybe your took to much crack?
Ima thinkin' you should come down from that throne
and let the real MC go back to his home.
 :cheers:
Now all we need is more people to join in Tito ;)
Title: Re: Rap battles
Post by: Tito on Apr 08, 2009, 12:44: AM
I am at home embroiled in gold
And  i've heard your lines so much
they getting too old
I've already seen this kinda story unfold
we go at it a few times and you lose
how badly you wanna be shamed i'll you choose
Title: Re: Rap battles
Post by: Crazyfeet on Apr 08, 2009, 05:58: AM
I am at home embroiled in gold
And  i've heard your lines so much
they getting too old
I've already seen this kinda story unfold
we go at it a few times and you lose
how badly you wanna be shamed i'll you choose

these lines cant get old
say them till you gettin' cold
i got diamonds in my shed
and gold around my bed
gettin so much i could
make you wet the bed
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on Apr 08, 2009, 06:16: AM
that threads so big i dont thin its revivable :P

yes it is.  in fact, you just did
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Crazyfeet on Apr 08, 2009, 06:40: AM
so this is the new "old" rap battle thread  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 15, 2009, 01:36: AM
It's the return of the don
Don't get excited i ain't here for long
Just wanna spit one more song
For the new member i ain't gone give no introduction
I got 47 pages testament to my lyrical destruction
Shit happens, but enough about Oli yo
I'm having thought of whether i should stay or go
Threads bleak, Forum dead and Admin a disaster
Not the kind of place i be after
How things changed, now the dump even getting dumber
Funniest jokes ain't even worth my laughter
Royalty like me got tighter bonds than Pat Rafter
Can have you dead with flip of phone
Make your fragile ass injury prone
This isn't an specific attack to one person
This is to all the haters who keep cursin'
This is to all the fakers who immitating and rehersing
This is to let you know your situation will worsen!!!
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 15, 2009, 02:29: AM
you're like an old man yelling at a cloud, or a cactus, or some other inanimate object
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: L_I_S on May 15, 2009, 02:35: AM
Quote
Royalty like me got tighter bonds than Pat Rafter
lmao! best part
good rap if it was made on the spot :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on May 15, 2009, 01:40: PM
Lol at tighter bonds than Rafter
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on May 16, 2009, 09:01: PM
you're like an old man yelling at a cloud, or a cactus, or some other inanimate object
some things never change
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: moby on May 17, 2009, 06:06: PM
Lol at tighter bonds than Rafter
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Jul 31, 2009, 05:16: PM
I ain’t tryin to be mean on the mic
But that’s how it goes
When the flow freeze on you dykes
And I can sit on any throne that i like
You new to rapping
i've been doing this like every night
And you fools hate on me cause my success
And even question whether I’m the best
Am I the best?
And that’s a question to myself
Cause you kids are haters
So I got answer myself
And I ask myself
Is the jealousy regarding wealth?
Or is my strength?
Is that why you niggas wanna hurt my health?
I got to upgrade by downsizing you
Get off my dick
And quit bouncing like a kangaroo
So bitch please
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TAHA95 on Aug 12, 2009, 04:54: AM
ahhhh, this is my first rap

i used to love a girl,
she had hairs, with some curl
i asked her to go out with me
instead;she went to sidney

yeah i know it sucks
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Aug 12, 2009, 05:25: AM
duuuude
you lacking some mind food?
what's that I've just seen?
you coming to the rap scene?
it's where I have been
you want some advice?
I'll just give you an example
now listen to me and stop that shit ramble
it's enough to make chicks gamble
too quick, too sick
I sound like I just mumble
on fire, like I'm rambo
float like a butterfly, sting like a black mambo
I don't stumble
lookin for a comeback? I suggest you click cancel

 :biggrin:
lol I'm still novice I know



Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Aug 12, 2009, 03:51: PM
Wow, Pleeeeeease never do that again, royalfreakiness.
Incredibly bad  :lol:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Aug 12, 2009, 04:49: PM
Wow, Pleeeeeease never do that again, royalfreakiness.
Incredibly bad  :lol:
TJ have you improved at all?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Aug 12, 2009, 05:17: PM
My two whipping boys questioning each other
laughable
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Aug 12, 2009, 05:19: PM
Wow, Pleeeeeease never do that again, royalfreakiness.
Incredibly bad  :lol:
TJ have you improved at all?
I don't rap anymore. And very rarely do I even listen to rap these days.
Yeah, I will always love it, that is all that got play in Oakland, but
I have come to appreciate different music as well.

I probably could pull a rabbit out the hat if I wanted to  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Aug 12, 2009, 05:23: PM
Wow, Pleeeeeease never do that again, royalfreakiness.
Incredibly bad  :lol:
TJ have you improved at all?
I don't rap anymore. And very rarely do I even listen to rap these days.
Yeah, I will always love it, that is all that got play in Oakland, but
I have come to appreciate different music as well.

I probably could pull a rabbit out the hat if I wanted to  :thumbsup:
haha I'm glad you've broadened your horizons
what are you into, then?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Aug 12, 2009, 05:24: PM
Homo techno
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Aug 12, 2009, 05:31: PM
Techno? Please. That is not even music. All it is, is a synthesizer having a panic attack. Get real.

Classic Rock mostly. Grew up listening to that shit with Mom, and went back to it a little bit,
and listen to mainly hard rock now, and I really like acoustic rock too (Nirvana type, Grungy).

Stone Temple Pilots and Metallica will always be my two favorite bands.

But, like I said, I'll never not like that Bay-Area Hyphy shit  :rockit:

Royalfreakiness is a good guy and a good kid (atleast he admitted he is a rookie), but I mean, the rapping. In fact, not even just him. Its the whole damn forum  :down: Cigar Omar, Tito, and Elite got something, but I mean, boys, come on, your killing me here


Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TAHA95 on Aug 12, 2009, 06:57: PM
how was my rap?
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Aug 13, 2009, 03:33: AM
Techno? Please. That is not even music. All it is, is a synthesizer having a panic attack. Get real.

Classic Rock mostly. Grew up listening to that shit with Mom, and went back to it a little bit,
and listen to mainly hard rock now, and I really like acoustic rock too (Nirvana type, Grungy).

Stone Temple Pilots and Metallica will always be my two favorite bands.

But, like I said, I'll never not like that Bay-Area Hyphy shit  :rockit:

Royalfreakiness is a good guy and a good kid (atleast he admitted he is a rookie), but I mean, the rapping. In fact, not even just him. Its the whole damn forum  :down: Cigar Omar, Tito, and Elite got something, but I mean, boys, come on, your killing me here



you should get into the indie scene...make the same transition I did. I started out listening to classic rock, some grunge, some punk, and then I few friends turned me onto some really excellent indie rock bands.
TJ, I think you'd like the Constantines.

Also, an interesting question: what separates rap from poetry with internal rhyme and flow, in your opinion? Or is there even a separation?  Because when you read Saul Williams or K'naan, it reads like poetry. When you read lil' wayne, it doesn't (that could be because lil' wayne is shit, but...). Wondering what people's takes are.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Aug 13, 2009, 03:51: AM
I am open to new music, so suggest me some songs and I'll have a listen. I use Itunes (Yeah, I actually pay for my songs--go figure), so give me the best songs and I'll buy 'em. 

As for your question, Hold ya head by 2pac. That is poetry. You don't even have to listen to the song. Just read the lyrics and its crazy. It all depends on the theme of the song. Obviously if your hoppin' out the bed and turnin' the swag on like whack-ass soulja boy, its not poetry and is just mindless garbage. Which is why I turned back over to rock for the time being.

I like hyphy rap though, as dumb as it is, thats the point. Gettin' dumb, going retarded, its fun music, you can't be serious all the time. Sometimes its cool to just gig out.

San Jo is a lot different though. I don't hear it as much
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Aug 13, 2009, 03:55: AM
I am open to new music, so suggest me some songs and I'll have a listen. I use Itunes (Yeah, I actually pay for my songs--go figure), so give me the best songs and I'll buy 'em. 

As for your question, Hold ya head by 2pac. That is poetry. You don't even have to listen to the song. Just read the lyrics and its crazy. It all depends on the theme of the song. Obviously if your hoppin' out the bed and turnin' the swag on like whack-ass soulja boy, its not poetry and is just mindless garbage. Which is why I turned back over to rock for the time being.

I like hyphy rap though, as dumb as it is, thats the point. Gettin' dumb, going retarded, its fun music, you can't be serious all the time. Sometimes its cool to just gig out.

San Jo is a lot different though. I don't hear it as much
later, when i have time, i'll pm you a list. Alternately, just look at all the albums I listed on the 'best album ever' thread.

Yeah I understand why people listen to that stuff, I just don't dig it so much.

I like 2pac ok....honestly I'm more into digital underground, though.
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Aug 13, 2009, 04:04: AM
Haha! The humpty dance  :banana:
 
People see 2pac and just think of the 'Gangsta Westcoast' radio shit.
I bet nobody really bothered to look past the main singles on the albums and
really dig into the softer shit which happened to be his best stuff.

As for bay-area stuff, its just that. If your not from the bay its hard to get into it. Its a cultural thing.

Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: cigar omar on Aug 13, 2009, 03:10: PM
Haha! The humpty dance  :banana:
 
People see 2pac and just think of the 'Gangsta Westcoast' radio shit.
I bet nobody really bothered to look past the main singles on the albums and
really dig into the softer shit which happened to be his best stuff.

As for bay-area stuff, its just that. If your not from the bay its hard to get into it. Its a cultural thing.


Yeah most 2pac fans are ignorant to his best songs. I hate faggots who listen to nothing but 2pac and when you look at their play list its all fake remixes and diss songs.  :lol:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Aug 13, 2009, 04:53: PM
^^ Haha exactly. You'll see people with a song called Still Ballin (Thugz$ Man$sion part IV) ft. T.I, 50 cent, and Gucci Mane.
Its like..what the fuck? You know thats not real right? That's just some bullshit song made by same bullshit  DJ
over a bullshit beat.

ridiculous
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Aug 14, 2009, 04:21: AM

Royalfreakiness is a good guy and a good kid (atleast he admitted he is a rookie), but I mean, the rapping. In fact, not even just him. Its the whole damn forum  :down: Cigar Omar, Tito, and Elite got something, but I mean, boys, come on, your killing me here

lol thanks
I like to rap for fun  :rockit:
never really got into it
although at 10 I was doin some practice lol
gave up on it, coz it's just not me
I'm more into arctic monkeys, modest mouse, breaking benjamin and mudvayne
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TJ Hooker on Aug 14, 2009, 04:23: AM
mudvayne?? ok now you're talking to me man  :cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Aug 14, 2009, 04:25: AM
mudvayne?? ok now you're talking to me man  :cheers:
:cheers:
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: TAHA95 on Aug 16, 2009, 08:20: PM
I miss you royal
Title: Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
Post by: Tito on Aug 16, 2009, 09:45: PM
lets have a little rap battle i'm take it easy