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General Category => General Chat => Topic started by: lilmaniac on Jan 15, 2008, 01:57: PM
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i saw this on another forum and thought some people here might get a kick out of it
grab a pen or pencil and a piece of paper and write down your
answers then check when you are all done!!!
How blonde are you? when done with ur test, say your score, dont lie and DONT CHEAT OR ITS NO FUN!
1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one side of
the road, and the orphan's parents are on the other. How does the
orphan cross the road to get to his/her parents?
2.) There is a 1-story-house and everything in the house is green.
The rug, the TV, the phone,the sink, the bathroom, the dog,
thewalls, everything. What color are the stairs?
3.) There are 3 pine trees. If the wind is blowing north, what way
are the leaves blowing?
4.) How many word's make up Webster's Dictionary?
5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't have enough money
to pay the medical bills. What can she do?
6.) What do you put in a toaster?
7.) What do cows drink?
8.) If Cingular wireless called you and told you that you have been
on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill
now, what would you do?
9.) You have 2 coins in your pocket that make up 35 cents. One isn't
a quarter. What are the 2 coins?
10.) There are 3 words in the dictionary that end in -gry. One is
angry. Another is hungry. What is the 3rd word.
Answers
1.) Orphans don't have parents.
2.) It is a 1-story-house. There are no stairs.
3.)Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine cones.
4.) 2 words. 1.) Webster's 2.)Dictionary
5.) Widows don't have husbands.
6.) You put bread in a toaster. If you said toast, that is what the
bread becomes after being in the toaster, toasted.
7.) They drink water. Not milk.
8.) Cingular wireless is a cellular phone company. Why would they
care how long you talked on your home phone?
9.) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter, than the other has
to be.
10.) The third word is what. When I said what is the 3rd word, I was
stating a fact as in the word what is the 3rd word.
Scores
0 missed...0% blonde
1 missed...10% blonde
2 missed...20% blonde
3 missed...30% blonde
4 missed...40% blonde
5 missed...50% blonde
6 missed...60% blonde
7 missed...70% blonde
8 missed...80% blonde
9 missed...90% blonde
10 missed...100% blonde
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6/10 correct. how was i suppose to know the answer to question 8 and 9 when im not american. :down:
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7/10
everyone needs a bit of blonde in them
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9.) You have 2 coins in your pocket that make up 35 cents. One isn't
a quarter. What are the 2 coins?
STOLEN FROM SCRUBS :cursing: :cursing:
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6/10 correct. how was i suppose to know the answer to question 8 and 9 when im not american. :down:
u google it up
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6/10 correct. how was i suppose to know the answer to question 8 and 9 when im not american. :down:
u google it up
contradicting yourself now. :boxing:
i saw this on another forum and thought some people here might get a kick out of it
grab a pen or pencil and a piece of paper and write down your
answers then check when you are all done!!!
How blonde are you? when done with ur test, say your score, dont lie and DONT CHEAT OR ITS NO FUN!
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well then i guess there is nothing u could have done
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8 out of 10.
The toast one was good.. stumped me.
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6/10
How was i suppose to know what a quarter and what a dime was :bang: and i had no idea on what cellular wireless it, and i didnt understand number 10 :angry:
:banana:
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4/10 not much of a blond
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oh i wrote mine the other way around i mean 3/10
seriously
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I got 4 wrong. I still don't understand number 10. :cursing:
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The person is saying that "what" is the third word. He's not asking what it is.. he's saying that what is the third word.
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9.) You have 2 coins in your pocket that make up 35 cents. One isn't
a quarter. What are the 2 coins?
10.) There are 3 words in the dictionary that end in -gry. One is
angry. Another is hungry. What is the 3rd word.
on top of what borg said, what i just noticed is that the sentence in bold is not followed by a question mark but a period while all other questions are followed with the question mark
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ahhh could pickup lilmaniac, it all makes sense now :cheers: :thumbsup:
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only 5 correct!! Its really funny :rockit:
Peace n love
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shytee i got like 8 wrong :(
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9/10 but ive been inside a few blondes
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9/10 but ive been inside a few blondes
Good one
Now, seriously, have you really? XD
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Ofcourse he has.
Bucky's a man, judging by his photos he's got a big pet cock.
Haha just kidding yo, no homo!
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9/10 but ive been inside a few blondes
Good one
Now, seriously, have you really? XD
you do know that i'm blonde right?
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wow i wrote mine bacwards 6/10
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wow i wrote mine bacwards 6/10
:3some:
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7/10
stairs house thing wrong
pine leaves thingy wrong
cingular thing wrong
:biggrin:
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Notice date
Bump? lol
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Notice date
Bump? lol
o well. i got 9/10.
i didnt realise that q.10 didnt end with a '?'.
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holy shizzle
really bad bump
I saw someone looking at this and saw the date
I thought it wrote jan 16 2009
:bang:
my bad seriously :bang: :bang: :bang:
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Haha doesnt really bother me, I wasnt like tellin you off lol
Jus though it was funny
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the last one is stupid cos what doesnt end in gry
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the last one is stupid cos what doesnt end in gry
seriously? here, ill help.
they are all statements, they r not linked...that was the trick.
and it doesnt end with '?' making it not a question, wich makes it a statement
There are 3 words in the dictionary that end in -gry.
One is angry.
Another is hungry.
What is the 3rd word.
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0 missed. too easy, theyre all the based on the same thing >.> not to mention all the questions are common (well most people i know know them)
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0 missed. too easy, theyre all the based on the same thing >.> not to mention all the questions are common (well most people i know know them)
f!@#ing brunet! :cursing:
DUMB BLONDES RULE!
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