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General Category => General Chat => Topic started by: cigar omar on Jun 27, 2008, 03:28: AM
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From Madam Laarni Enriquez.
Confinement house.
Manilla,Phillipine.
WITH TRUST AND CONFIDENCE
Hi Dear ,
I am very sorry to had infringe into your privacy without permission but please with all humility i solicit your attention to hear me out, I am madam Laarni Enriquez, a Philippine by nationality and a divorcee who has suffered so much for offence i never committed.Honestly I would love to have a long lasting relationship with you if possible entrusting my life time fortune into your possession, as now I am broken hearted and needs someone to trust and to really confide on, without remembering my past and forsaken experiences from my close confidants and family.I am really in need of someone, who would take me for whom I am and as a life time partner after making claims of my deposited life fortuned in Abroad. Well, from your profile I believe in my heart that you ought to be a very honest person. I would like to give you a brief description of my life autobiography I was once the mistress of our President, Joseph Estrada, and during his tenure in office, I was often used as a courier in depositing his(the president) funds, in the Europe, and Africa because of my honesty but his wife Madam Loi and her son-Jude, accused me of having secret affair with the president ,this led to fabrication of all kind of allegation against me just to disrepute my honesty earned fame.But not quite long I was arrested together with his wife and son in connection with the 27th July, 2003, failed coup for working in the household of the ex-president Joseph Estrada.
Although i was later granted bailed as there was no substantial evidence against me now I have been released but under security watch within state confinement with limited opportunity to reach the outside world to prove my innocence.All I want from you is to assist me make claims of some funds I did deposited in metallic truck box in Security Company in Cote d'Ivoire a remote state in Africa. Every other deposit have been confiscated and seized by the the government of Madam Gloria the President of republic of Philippine.But, this one is the only one they could not see, as I did kept the deposit certificate and deposit agreement with one of my close confidant. The Amount being deposited is 13.5 Million United states dollars, as this was the money that was supposed to be used by the President to acquire some properties in Africa. All I want from you, now is honesty and sincerity, As soon as this money is claimed by you, I will look for a way out and sneaked out of Philippines and travel down to meet you in your country , the shipment cost and demurrage has being taken care of as at the time of deposit. I would like us to go into investment partnership together, in investing this money in your country and anywhere else you prefer.I will send you my Photo, And a deposit certificate and authoritative agreement which i am prepared to forward to you with more hint on how to reach the security company to retrieve and request the shipment of the metallic box containing fund on my behalf to your country while i join you at convenient time for joint investment if you desire.In addition to this i promise to give you an instant reward out of the total sum of the money for your kind and sincere assistance. Please reply this email with your full correspondence information likeTEL,FAX, and HOUSE ADDRESS to enable me proceed fast. Please Email Back At:laarnieneiquez@yahoo.com.ph
Sincerely,
Madam Laarni Ejarcito Enriquez
I received this bullshit in my E-mail. Does any one else receive emails of this nature because its the first time I've received this crap. How stupid do they think people are.
Should probably come up with some bullshit reply and have some fun with this cunt. If you got any ideas hit it up. :popcorn:
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From Madam Laarni Enriquez.
Confinement house.
Manilla,Phillipine.
WITH TRUST AND CONFIDENCE
Hi Dear ,
I am very sorry to had infringe into your privacy without permission but please with all humility i solicit your attention to hear me out, I am madam Laarni Enriquez, a Philippine by nationality and a divorcee who has suffered so much for offence i never committed.Honestly I would love to have a long lasting relationship with you if possible entrusting my life time fortune into your possession, as now I am broken hearted and needs someone to trust and to really confide on, without remembering my past and forsaken experiences from my close confidants and family.I am really in need of someone, who would take me for whom I am and as a life time partner after making claims of my deposited life fortuned in Abroad. Well, from your profile I believe in my heart that you ought to be a very honest person. I would like to give you a brief description of my life autobiography I was once the mistress of our President, Joseph Estrada, and during his tenure in office, I was often used as a courier in depositing his(the president) funds, in the Europe, and Africa because of my honesty but his wife Madam Loi and her son-Jude, accused me of having secret affair with the president ,this led to fabrication of all kind of allegation against me just to disrepute my honesty earned fame.But not quite long I was arrested together with his wife and son in connection with the 27th July, 2003, failed coup for working in the household of the ex-president Joseph Estrada.
Although i was later granted bailed as there was no substantial evidence against me now I have been released but under security watch within state confinement with limited opportunity to reach the outside world to prove my innocence.All I want from you is to assist me make claims of some funds I did deposited in metallic truck box in Security Company in Cote d'Ivoire a remote state in Africa. Every other deposit have been confiscated and seized by the the government of Madam Gloria the President of republic of Philippine.But, this one is the only one they could not see, as I did kept the deposit certificate and deposit agreement with one of my close confidant. The Amount being deposited is 13.5 Million United states dollars, as this was the money that was supposed to be used by the President to acquire some properties in Africa. All I want from you, now is honesty and sincerity, As soon as this money is claimed by you, I will look for a way out and sneaked out of Philippines and travel down to meet you in your country , the shipment cost and demurrage has being taken care of as at the time of deposit. I would like us to go into investment partnership together, in investing this money in your country and anywhere else you prefer.I will send you my Photo, And a deposit certificate and authoritative agreement which i am prepared to forward to you with more hint on how to reach the security company to retrieve and request the shipment of the metallic box containing fund on my behalf to your country while i join you at convenient time for joint investment if you desire.In addition to this i promise to give you an instant reward out of the total sum of the money for your kind and sincere assistance. Please reply this email with your full correspondence information likeTEL,FAX, and HOUSE ADDRESS to enable me proceed fast. Please Email Back At:laarnieneiquez@yahoo.com.ph
Sincerely,
Madam Laarni Ejarcito Enriquez
I received this bullshit in my E-mail. Does any one else receive emails of this nature because its the first time I've received this crap. How stupid do they think people are.
Should probably come up with some bullshit reply and have some fun with this cunt. If you got any ideas hit it up. :popcorn:
yeah right you honest :biggrin: but you should ask for the money and then forget about it. or give the adress and phonenumber from someone you really hate
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You just gave me an excellent idea, I'm gonna fuck someone up.
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i get about 5 of these a day, its so annoying.
I wouldnt reply, you might get a virus. I dont know.
And i doubt it is a real person, maybe a computer. Then again, i dont know lol
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The sad part is that there are people dumb enough to fall for these kinds of things.
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Haha, if they're stupid enough to fall for it, they deserve to fall for it.
And Mac, by sending something to someone else, It's impossible for YOU to get a virus directly, maybe if they got your ip from the reply and then sent you a virus but no :)
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Haha, if they're stupid enough to fall for it, they deserve to fall for it.
And Mac, by sending something to someone else, It's impossible for YOU to get a virus directly, maybe if they got your ip from the reply and then sent you a virus but no :)
k thanks, i wasnt sure because whenever i get these shitty emails, it says 'do you want to open this potentially harmful email'.
So wasnt sure.
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Yeah because you're opening it. Finnery said you can't get a virus if you are sending something because nothing is incoming.
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ahhhh, i am completely stupid when it comes to these things.
Thinking about it now i am an idiot. :biggrin:
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Sure. :biggrin:
Melbourne, there are sites that you can sign up to with that person's email.. spam that shit. :rockit:
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tell her the moneys on the way if she's sending you "the stuff
ive used it and its loads of fun
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lol melbourne do you really think someone wants to have a relationship with you?
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lol melbourne do you really think someone wants to have a relationship with you?
he seem easily excited
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i get about 5 of these a day, its so annoying.
I wouldnt reply, you might get a virus. I dont know.
And i doubt it is a real person, maybe a computer. Then again, i dont know lol
minus karma
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i get about 5 of these a day, its so annoying.
I wouldnt reply, you might get a virus. I dont know.
And i doubt it is a real person, maybe a computer. Then again, i dont know lol
minus karma
lol why? minus karma for you.
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i get about 5 of these a day, its so annoying.
I wouldnt reply, you might get a virus. I dont know.
And i doubt it is a real person, maybe a computer. Then again, i dont know lol
minus karma
lol why? minus karma for you.
general stupidity :3some: dont want newbies coming and seeing your karma and thinking 'oo i'll ask him for advice about the dangers of spam emails'. the lower the karma, the less chance of that happening! think of the newbies
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Haha, I just got one of these. Here's what I've replied, whether or not someone will read it.
(Theres bad language in it be warned)
Hello Elizabeth, Nice to meet you.
I am willing to do this with the agreement I recieve 1% of the deposit
My bank details are below:
hAHA YOU DUMB FUCK, HOW STUPID ARE YOU?
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> Date: Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:34:13 -0700
> From: ellezapeters@yahoo.fr
> To: jfinn92@hotmail.co.uk
> Subject: HELLO.
>
> [http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/fr/pim/cal/email/ma_2.gif]
> [http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/pim/cal/email/gr/cal_em_invite_1.gif]
> Vous êtes invité :: HELLO.
> Par votre hôte: Elizabeth Peters
>
> Message: Hello,
> My name is Mrs.Elizabeth peters the wife of late Mr.Kelvin Peters .
> My husband died years ago.Before the death of my late husband he made a deposit of Five millon,seven hundred and fifty thousand U.S.A Dollas ($5,750,000 usd.) with a bank,where I am contacting you from.
> Now I have decided to transfer this money out of this country for investment purposes. I want you to assist me and receive this fund into your bank account.
> Anticipating to hearing from you.
> My regards,
> Mrs.Elizabeth
>
> Date: samedi 28 juin 2008
> Heure: 17 h 00 - 18 h 00 (GMT+00:00)
>
> Viendrez-vous ? Répondre à cette invitation
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lmao!
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Haha nice. There's a site where someone played a very long joke on someone writing a similar spam email. He led the person on for weeks with a bunch of busy BS, only to give the guy nothing.
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rofl wtf is this person completely retarded. she actually replied and obviously doesnt understand "YOU DUMB F**K*
My Dear,
This is to thank you for your update response regarding my request to you. I also want to confirm to you that i have acepted to offer you 1% as you said.... I will be very happy to know that you can help me to realise this my inheritance into your account. I decided to transfer this money outside the country based on the kind of Oppression i have been coming across in the hands of my late husband's family since his death, so that i will make wise use of the money.
That is why i contacted you to help me so that the money will be transfer into your account.You do not have any risk to bear in this transaction. Meanwhile,i will need an invitation letter from you to enable me secure my visa easily from here and fly in to your country just as soon as this money reach your account for the sharing and investing of the money. To be frankly speaking,i have made up my mind to invest almost of the money in your country though that shall be based on your advice to me.
I am waiting to hearing from you with the following information so that i will go to the bank to inform them that i have found someone that will help me to recieve the money.
1. NAME IN FULL:................................
2. ADDRESS:........................................
3. NATIONALITY:...................................
4. AGE:.............................................
5. Sex...............................................
6. OCCUPATION:.......................................
7. MARITAL STATUS:..................................
8. PHONE............................................
9. FAX:..............................................
May God bless you as you help me out in this matter.
Regards,
Mrs Elizabeth.
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ask for naked pics first lol
next email i get like this i will try something similar last one i posted was in the longest thread anyone seen that vid on youtube from american TV when they bust those nigerian scammers then interview them afterwards