Beyond Football - Freestyle Football Forum
General Category => General Chat => Topic started by: ChanMan2 on May 15, 2008, 08:28: AM
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if this is already made, plz delete, :dontknow:
i will start off as king of the hill.
so you will invent a funny or intresting way to claim it off me then they are king and so on...
ChanMan2 is king of the hill...
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this forum already has one, you all know who.
Mafioso is the king of the hill. period
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this forum already has one, you all know who.
Mafioso is the king of the hill. period
you may be king of the hill, but I am God-Emperor of the hill.
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your mother calls for diner and you run away
my hill ;)
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I come back with my dinner and lay about you with a baseball bat
my hill once more, and you broken and bleeding in the hospital
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But you're busy watching Sander, and I come out of no where and bash you in the head.
My hill!
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I fall on top of you in a stunned stupor, and your head his a rock hard, knocking you out
..mine once more
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HEY LOOK, A DIVERSION!!!!
*swipes*
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pull your pants down and kick you off the hill
its my turf
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hire oLi to anally rape you, then dispatch of oLi using only a pair of chopsticks and my ninja skills
Then build an impregnable fortress around the hill staving off all furthe intrusions, with nuclear missiles trained on the exact location where each of you stands
My hill forever bitches :cheers:
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impregnates your impregnable fortress. half mine half yours, but as im the man, its under my name :rockit:
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Then I kill you in your sleep and become the widow who inherits the hill
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I get Dalefreestyle to suck ur tiny balls so u get distracted
my hill buddy
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The God-Emperor never gets distracted :cursing:
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you do when i put a pic of Borg naked from long distance and in his voice say "I love you TF10" and as you run to claim you love you fall in a well which i cement
My Hill BIATCH
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the process of setting that up takes hours...
while youre away cementing that hill i walk on up :) my hill. only till i get my breathe back :biggrin:
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while you're walking im running
king of the hill, oLi.
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You begin to freestyle with Tito's tiny testicle and you lose the ball so you go and get it..
well, my hill!
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I nuke the hill, so now its nobody's hill :cursing:
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i pile up the ded bodies from the people you nuked into the crater, to make a new hill
my deadbody hill.
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i get a better hill :dontknow:
Im the KING
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I gen a mountain just to show that I am a God-Emperor and not a king :biggrin:
and lol nice post sput
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Snow falls and you get cold and go inside, I make an igloo.
My igloo hill.
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maybe your igloo hill, but my mountain.
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I build a larger mountain besides yours
king of the largest hill.
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Yes but who cares about mountains, they get the most precipitation.
I'm still King of the Hill.
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I hire a group of immigrants to chisel a tunnel through your mountain and fill it with c4, thereby causing it to crumble and become smaller than mine. King again bitches.
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Then i simple climp up your hill and fart in your face and sing there ain't no mountain high enough
Iam the King now bitches :pimp:
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I recover and set my immigrants on you :cursing: you fall to a bloddy death
my hil once again :pimp:
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you see palle, jf, fx, skora, mr woo, szymo and leiki on the bottom of the hill. you are going there and see it are only dolls. you look up and see that i conquered your hill haha
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1 post per person, every hour.
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while youre looking down at totalfootball, i parachute in with a group of Navy Seals (the animal kind) and crush your head with bowties and beachballs.
byebye!
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i sniper you from another hill and get my hill back. i place landmines for anyone who's so stupid to come up the hill
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i let all the sg members go first so theres no landmines anymore :pimp:
i roundhouse kick you out of MY hill
KING
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I survuve the mines and catch SeBas unawares, allowing me to stab him through the liver. As he dies, I laugh. My hill.
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I survuve the mines and catch SeBas unawares, allowing me to stab him through the liver. As he dies, I laugh. My hill.
i come back as a zombie and you run away like a 5year old girl. my hill again
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I gather my courage and hire a whore to seduce you and them stab you thrpugh the eye with a needle. Then I tie up the whore and throw her off the mountain. My hill.
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i simply call Hehu to start walking up your hill and while you looking at him i push you from the back
My hill
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I use my superpowers to banish you from existence...my hill once more :cheers:
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oh i forgot. i put Dibbs on it a while ago. its mine.
BAGSY MYHILL BAGSY MYHILL BAGSY MYHILL
:)
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Yeah but I called squatters even earlier...still mine
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I exploded that hill and all the pieces fell nicely into a new hill.
My hill.
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I slaughtered every single person on this forum, so, by benefit of being the last one alive, the hill is mine.
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I slaughtered every single person on this forum, so, by benefit of being the last one alive, the hill is mine.
im still a zombie. i eat you.
my hilllllllllll
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my zombie-eating dogs eat you. my dogs that also like normal people (except me they are allergic for me) protect my hill
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but you are already dead :dontknow:
as far as I know, still my hill
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but you are already dead :dontknow:
as far as I know, still my hill
you mean my hill , you forgot im a zombie
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and you forgot that my dogs eat you and totalfootball10 too. except me because they know they're allergic for me. so my hill and i'm alive as a living creature can be
my hill
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I gnaw my way out of your dog's dtomach and whip you with its carcass...my hill
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your all fighting over the wrong hill
the real one is under my feet
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i send you a vid that shows the as roma team telling you you should give the hill to sander and protect him and his hill with you life. since you are a fan of them you obey and help me battling intruders
my hill (and a little bit tito's)
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pffttt...I'm not an intruder, I'm a super intruder...so I intrude and you all run away
my hill
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i brainwash you sister/brother to take a visit and sneak up on you and kill you
my Hill
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but ur sister was busy sucking Adi's 22 incher while i ran up the hill
my lump
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i gave your lump a soil abortion so now its flat and i have a different hill protected by aids
my hill
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I wear a condom and spermicide and go right in there to depose you
mine once again
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My hill
Unless you want me to start calling your mums :pimp:
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my mum is dead :down:
my hill
not actually
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i killed 2pac
my hill
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Only because i framed tupac it was actualy me who killed your mom in bed
My hill
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no my mon is actually dead
lol not actually
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I'm walking up the hill while doing neckstall and you are so amazed that you go to the store, buy a ball and practise. When you return you are being chased by my evil wolves.
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I feed you to your own wolves in a plan that somehow involves a toilet plunger, and regain my hill.
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i shove the plunger up your ass and you like it so much that you leave and pleasure yourself with it. my hill
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I finish and then execute a tactic of unparalleled cunning which deceives you into leaving the hill, thereby vacating it for my purposes. My hill.
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I glue your ass cheeks together and so you can barely walk, .. I push you down the hill.
You try to run back up with Jack and Jill but just fall down again.
My hill.
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I take a plane up instead, and sove you mom's vibrator up your ass so that you fall off the steep side of the hill, which is mine once more
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you fools taking this too far
i tell you Toronto are willing to sign you for there hockey as you run you fall into a hole and never escape
my Hill
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I dont like hockey enough to leave my hill, so your point is null and void. still mine
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well you wouldn't turn down a chance to be in a hole would you
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what kind of hole is it?
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This is the type of threads that killed this forum.
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This is the type of threads that killed this forum.
and these are the type of posts that killed this thread.
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i get jonatahnhehu to give u alap dance my hill
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i get jonatahnhehu to give u alap dance my hill
would be the first lap dance he gave away
i get Borg to give a lapdance then get you tipsy and rip your kidneys out
My Hill
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I sneak up behind you and kill you because I cant think of anything creative. My hill.
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i give grim reper a fiddle challenge and i get jonatahnhe to lick cream of your chest and suprise you with an attack my hill