Beyond Football - Freestyle Football Forum
General Category => General Chat => Topic started by: Jono on Jan 01, 2008, 11:40: AM
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Alrite this is a game, all you gotta do is continue on from the last persons story, your story can be short, long, or even just a word wateva just continue on. This is better then the one word stories or 3 word ones wateva, because you wont get confused mid way through lol :angry: :biggrin:
I guess il be starting this...
There was once a man, he had no name, no life, no way of knowing who his is and where he had come from. After walking all night in Kingscross (a suberb filled with prostitutes) he met this kind lovely lady, which reminded of someone he could not remember.
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Harder and harder he thought, but he just could not remember. He gave the lady a very low "hello" and walked on.
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After waving hello and walking away, the lady replied "dont you remember me", the man turned around with a very puzzled look on his face, he walked up to her and told her "who am i, how do you know me, what am i doing here" the lady grabbed his hand, and rushed him through streets, onto roads and finally into a small red car.
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and she said to him you wanna see something real dirty? the guy still confused says yes and the hooker takes off her panties and shows him all the shit and piss stains. he stumbles out the car and runs to the nearest gay bar which later that evening........
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he walks into the same lady he met earlier. "What are you doing here? Stop following me," the man said. " The lady piped up and said..
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its okay i'm not wear panties then she started shitting and pissing on the floor while she was standing
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The man quickly rose off of his feet, and ran outside, .. running to his apartment. He quickly searched for his keys and unlocked the door to his room. He lay on the bed for minutes. Suddenly he heard something come from beneath his bed. He thought to himself.. what could it be?
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it was the same lady she ask why do you keep running away then after a moment of silence he
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leant towards her and
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bending her over and thrashing his fingers into her anus spraying her diahrea shit everywhere and gathering her piss into a bucket which he is planning to poor onto his own head but...............
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the bucket had a hole...........
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he thought to himself...wtf...am i thinking, this women is brainwashing me, so he tells the lady he will be right back, instead he goes out of his apartment locks the door, put as many things as he can infront of the door and then catches the fastest flight to antartica, then locks himself up in a igloo. Little did he know that.........
TBC...
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igloos cost way too much money in rent so he flew back home black with the hookers shit and possibly eat it :banana:
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he asked the lady am i and she said you name is Mac and you love recking stories then he ............
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decded to find his family, or ffind something that he could use to find out information about himself, so he decided to look in his pocket. "Why didnt i think of this before i have my wallet here with me" he looked in his wallet and he found...
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$50 and Jonos license he though to him-self who is Jono and after some research he found out that he was gay and his was in an affair with Jono so he decided to .....
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cALL him up, so he did and jono arranged a place to meet, the man went to this place and met a really sexy sexy man which was noticebley jono, anyways Jono was not alone, he had brought this sexxii girl with him who he had had sex with multiple times, so the man decided not to disturb jono and go to the next place that came to his mind, this pplace was....
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Borgs home, he knocked on the door by no one opened he he climb the backyard fence and jumped in though the back window. he then went up stair where he found borg in bed with moby he was sadden so he decided to go to Adis place.....
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he knocked on the door but no1 answered, so he put his ear against the wall and heard wierd moaning sounds, the door quielty creaked open, so he went inside to try and identify the moaning sound. He heard it was coming from the bedroom located at the end of the door, so he slowly crept down infront othe the bedroom door and opened it. He found Buckwheat ass raping Adi, the door slam SHUT behind him.
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bum bummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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and even though adi showed signs of dissaproval, he did in fact like the butt fuck he was getting...
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but when Mac looked in the next room he saw Lilmanic sad sitting in the corner and he asked him whats wrong ...
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and he replied no one wants to hang with me...
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then he took his dildo-dinosaur and rode...
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the man, but the man wasn't having any fun, so he continued his journey and left, .. lilmaniac felt very disappointed about this. All of the members of SG were homos and having sex with their friends, and he was alone, .. in a dark dark corner.
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when chunk burst open the door carrying the game twsiter in one hand, some bowling pins and a whole lot of butter, lilmaniac gazed up the big round objects with amazment when the man decided to come back and enjoy the fun intill.......
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Chunk yelled, "Get the hell out! It's too late!". The man sadly left, and maniac and Chunk began to
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Chunk yelled, "Get the hell out! It's too late!". The man sadly left, and maniac and Chunk began to
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paint potatoes and discuss desperate house wives as we decided that being gay was so 80's before we had the chance to start a game of chess lilmaniac began to feel a throbbing pain in his anus when he discovered...
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he forgot to take out his extra-large dildo and
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so he asked the man to put the large dildo somewhere safe, till he could use it again as his ass waas in great agony, so the man put it...
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in the dashboard of his fiat cinqucento, drove to a carpark and gave it to some doggers, as he was feeling generous.
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The man then drove down a dark alley, as he was lost, he tryed looking for someone to help so he asked the first person he say. The man said "Excuse me could you please give me direction to the nearest hotel" the person replied".......
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eat shit and die. so the man continued to look for people to ask when he noticed
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two dogs fucking eachother on the side of the street, and he noticed one of the dogs was Chunky's, so he was being a cock-block and picked the dog up to return him to Chunk.
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But while driving to chunks place, he saw Adi sittin on the gutter wearing no pants, he stopped and let Adi in and asked him what happened. Adi turned around showing his asshole, it was bigger then two of the mans fists and his feet put together. The man asked what happened, and Adi replied........
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Borg tried to shove his big wide dick in my anal but it just wouldn't fit.
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adi was so devasted of the state of his chocolate starfish when my dog leaps out of the mans hand giving adi sloppy seconds on his tiresome anus then behold a whilst from a dark alley caught my dogs attention then.
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The car span out of control and it crashed into a brick wall. The man got out and.....
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started to bleed and...
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went and checked if adi and chunks dog were ok but they were....