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Title: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Bow on Apr 25, 2008, 06:05: AM
So every day Ill post a random question.... then you crazys guys can give ur answers....

Question1...

Would you ever have Sex with a Robot if it looked like ur Ideal woman?  :dontknow:
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Post by: Chunkchenko on Apr 25, 2008, 06:30: AM
if i didnt get cuts and burns on my dick from the wires of the robot pussy then yes. :3some:
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Post by: Bow on Apr 25, 2008, 06:31: AM
it is a very advanced robot, ur tiny penis will be fine
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Post by: emogirl on Apr 25, 2008, 06:47: AM
Id' fucking rape it.
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Post by: Chunkchenko on Apr 25, 2008, 06:52: AM
i would so tap that

(http://www.headrobot.com/rosie.jpg)
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Post by: sputnik on Apr 25, 2008, 07:36: AM
in what way would this robot not be like a human?
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Post by: 2zef^^ on Apr 25, 2008, 07:58: AM
yea!!!why not .... :P
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Post by: Epix on Apr 25, 2008, 08:22: AM
hmm a robot..
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Post by: Jono on Apr 25, 2008, 01:01: PM
in what way would this robot not be like a human?

lol i was going to ask the same thing

Can you get any sought of STDs from this robot?
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Post by: TheGodEmperor on Apr 25, 2008, 01:08: PM
only herpes  :thumbsup:
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Post by: cigar omar on Apr 25, 2008, 08:34: PM
Naah, but if it was a robotic horse than I might consider.
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Post by: moby on Apr 25, 2008, 11:01: PM
hahahahaha melbourne you legend.
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Bow on Apr 26, 2008, 08:59: PM
Naah, but if it was a robotic horse than I might consider.

when you say robotic, im pretty sure u just mean a real horse.....


Question number 2...

If you could piss on a celebrity, whilst they are on the red carpet, who wud it be ( this is a piss and run incident )
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Post by: Jono on Apr 26, 2008, 09:56: PM
R. Kelly
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Post by: el mafioso on Apr 26, 2008, 10:30: PM
John Clark
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Post by: sputnik on Apr 26, 2008, 11:33: PM
Rick Waller/Michelle McManus
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Post by: manutd. on Apr 27, 2008, 12:07: AM
Madonna  :thumbsup:
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Post by: oLi on Apr 27, 2008, 12:39: AM
Myself!  :biggrin:
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Post by: JohanRempe on Apr 27, 2008, 12:59: AM
Jamie Oliver !
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Post by: cigar omar on Apr 27, 2008, 01:40: AM
Sulja boy
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Post by: TheGodEmperor on Apr 27, 2008, 02:08: AM
Mel Gibson
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Post by: Chunkchenko on Apr 27, 2008, 02:45: AM
J.K Rowling
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Post by: riodavid on Apr 27, 2008, 04:17: AM
Lama!
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Post by: sputnik on Apr 27, 2008, 04:57: AM
Lama!

Who the fuck? youd piss on the dali lama?
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Bow on Apr 27, 2008, 06:28: AM
John Clark

best answer lol

no1 wanna piss on steven hawkings so he shuts down... or heather mills and her one leg
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Post by: Epix on Apr 27, 2008, 06:33: AM
alex ferguson
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Post by: A10s on Apr 27, 2008, 07:45: AM
why would alex ferguson or the dalai lama be on the red carpet lol

 :cheers:
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Post by: riodavid on Apr 27, 2008, 05:29: PM
Lama!

Who the fuck? youd piss on the dali lama?
Yes.

why would alex ferguson or the dalai lama be on the red carpet lol

 :cheers:
You get the point. Lama is a cowardice pimp, only madafakas put him on the red carpet.

dont double post, the modify button is there for a reason
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Tito on Apr 27, 2008, 10:21: PM
Joan Rivers
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Post by: cigar omar on Apr 28, 2008, 01:21: AM
Lama!

Who the fuck? youd piss on the dali lama?
He'd be perfect to piss on seeing as he is all for none violent peaceful resistance, there can be no backlash.
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Post by: Chunkchenko on Apr 28, 2008, 02:21: AM
next question benbow? :cursing:
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Post by: riodavid on Apr 28, 2008, 03:59: AM
Lama!

Who the fuck? youd piss on the dali lama?
He'd be perfect to piss on seeing as he is all for none violent peaceful resistance, there can be no backlash.
He's truly a violent splittism sucker
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Post by: oLi on Apr 28, 2008, 04:38: AM
Lama!

Who the fuck? youd piss on the dali lama?
He'd be perfect to piss on seeing as he is all for none violent peaceful resistance, there can be no backlash.
He's truly a violent splittism sucker
Someone has been fed with Chinese propaganda
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Bow on Apr 29, 2008, 05:14: AM
Question 3

If you could be one member on here, who would you be?
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Post by: SeBaS on Apr 29, 2008, 05:17: AM
adi

 TOTAL CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: sputnik on Apr 29, 2008, 05:17: AM
el mafioso! hesso rude but gets all teh boys :rockit:
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Post by: manutd. on Apr 29, 2008, 07:54: AM
Chunk;

His cooking teacher is so sexy.
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Post by: Tito on Apr 29, 2008, 06:30: PM
ELITE so i can know how it is to be gay but only for 1 day
for a life time maybe A10s lol
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Post by: cigar omar on Apr 30, 2008, 01:33: AM
That last post had too many homo erotic undertones and I don't like it one bit. Even a no homo at the end of that wouldn't help.

The Canadian members. Because of this.

(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3132/3e3d39426csd4ds2.jpg)

 O0
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: sputnik on Apr 30, 2008, 01:48: AM
is it in bad taste to say at least they dont have to pay for being moved to a cemetary?
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Post by: cigar omar on Apr 30, 2008, 01:50: AM
Lawl.
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Post by: TheGodEmperor on Apr 30, 2008, 09:25: AM
is it in bad taste to say at least they dont have to pay for being moved to a cemetary?
lol sputnik you douchebag. And melbourne...I got undertones of necrophilia there.
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Post by: cigar omar on Apr 30, 2008, 06:28: PM
No undertunes here. It was actually quiet clear that I wanted to pound me some dead bitches.
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Post by: TheGodEmperor on Apr 30, 2008, 11:52: PM
No undertunes here. It was actually quiet clear that I wanted to pound me some dead bitches.
nice and subtle melbourne  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: sputnik on May 01, 2008, 08:40: PM
next question benbow? :cursing:
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Post by: Jono on May 01, 2008, 09:35: PM
If you suddenly became the richest man on Earth, what would be the first thing you would buy?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Tito on May 01, 2008, 11:34: PM
If you suddenly became the richest man on Earth, what would be the first thing you would buy?  :rolleyes:
you think your Benbow now
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Bow on May 02, 2008, 06:39: AM
im benbow and I have a new question....

If you could have any body part on your forehead what would it be? ( it would be removed from its original place )
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Post by: Sander on May 02, 2008, 07:13: AM
my foot so i can do a walking solestall  :cheers: (and i can headbutt people without getting hurt myself)
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Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 02, 2008, 08:16: AM
my kneecap for the same reason as Sander (headbutting beople)
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Post by: manutd. on May 02, 2008, 12:25: PM
Penis, I'd penis slap everyone, but then sex would be tough.  :biggrin:
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Post by: Tito on May 02, 2008, 01:01: PM
probably eye would make the least difference but i don't know its a hard one maybe my eyebrows lol
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Post by: moby on May 03, 2008, 07:35: PM
hahaha i would probly go for one of my testicles
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Post by: Bow on May 04, 2008, 03:58: AM
wise choices..

New Question...

If you could be any footballer, who has never won world player of the year, who would it be
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Post by: manutd. on May 04, 2008, 05:09: AM
Ryan Giggs because he has so much to claim for.
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Tito on May 04, 2008, 01:05: PM
Van Persi might in the future
remember you said has
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Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 04, 2008, 01:32: PM
Bojan
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Post by: riodavid on May 05, 2008, 01:02: AM
Martins
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Post by: cigar omar on May 05, 2008, 03:57: AM
Riquelme.
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Bow on May 05, 2008, 05:58: AM
im back with another new one...

Who is A10 and how many times has he left here....?
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Post by: a;sdlfkjas;df on May 05, 2008, 06:00: AM
Some guy  :dontknow:

Two or three or some shit
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Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 05, 2008, 09:00: AM
a venezualan kid
3 times I think.

Make a better question next time  :cursing:
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Tito on May 05, 2008, 02:55: PM
A10s is a great member and he left about 2 or 3 times but he should come back
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Jono on May 05, 2008, 03:38: PM
He is a member very well known for making multiple accounts to give himself karma. He apologised the first time to make a video and was forgiven, then he left and came back, then he left again and came back and then created more accounts to give himself karma. He denied it, then admitted it, then got banned, cam back with some more accounts and then finally left.



Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Tito on May 05, 2008, 05:17: PM
He is a member very well known for making multiple accounts to give himself karma. He apologised the first time to make a video and was forgiven, then he left and came back, then he left again and came back and then created more accounts to give himself karma. He denied it, then admitted it, then got banned, cam back with some more accounts and then finally left.
that what i expected from an informant like you
straight out detail with a bit extra on the side
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Jono on May 05, 2008, 06:18: PM
He is a member very well known for making multiple accounts to give himself karma. He apologised the first time to make a video and was forgiven, then he left and came back, then he left again and came back and then created more accounts to give himself karma. He denied it, then admitted it, then got banned, cam back with some more accounts and then finally left.
that what i expected from an informant like you
straight out detail with a bit extra on the side

for fuck sake, wtf is wrong with you. I did not message any mods about A10, nor did i mean to hint any mods about A10 making multiple accounts, i aiint a fucking snitch. The Bow asked a question and i answered it. Also A10 was becoming a good member and i have even messaged him on my respect for him, and even told him i have nothing against him, back when he was a member.

Yet the part of him making all those fake accounts just to raise his karma, when he has said before that he didnt care about it, is just childish. And you acting the way you are towards me is also childish. A10 is banned, not because of me, but because of himself. He was warned about making multiple accounts and he was even forgiven the first time he did it. And yet he kept doing it, he deserves to be banned, because what he did was wrong and against forum rules. And whats funny, is that after making those fake accounts he kept denying it. And then later coming out with the truth and saying it was him...the actions of a moron.

To be honest, A10 deserves to be banned. After what he did, i hope he never comes back.
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Tito on May 05, 2008, 06:38: PM
He is a member very well known for making multiple accounts to give himself karma. He apologised the first time to make a video and was forgiven, then he left and came back, then he left again and came back and then created more accounts to give himself karma. He denied it, then admitted it, then got banned, cam back with some more accounts and then finally left.
that what i expected from an informant like you
straight out detail with a bit extra on the side

for fuck sake, wtf is wrong with you. I did not message any mods about A10, nor did i mean to hint any mods about A10 making multiple accounts, i aiint a fucking snitch. The Bow asked a question and i answered it. Also A10 was becoming a good member and i have even messaged him on my respect for him, and even told him i have nothing against him, back when he was a member.

Yet the part of him making all those fake accounts just to raise his karma, when he has said before that he didnt care about it, is just childish. And you acting the way you are towards me is also childish. A10 is banned, not because of me, but because of himself. He was warned about making multiple accounts and he was even forgiven the first time he did it. And yet he kept doing it, he deserves to be banned, because what he did was wrong and against forum rules. And whats funny, is that after making those fake accounts he kept denying it. And then later coming out with the truth and saying it was him...the actions of a moron.

To be honest, A10 deserves to be banned. After what he did, i hope he never comes back.
that was a little funny :lol:
but you don't fool me :down:
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: oLi on May 05, 2008, 07:04: PM
Tito I don't see in what way you think a10 was good for the forum
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Post by: Tito on May 05, 2008, 07:06: PM
you caused controversy (which in his case was good for the site) which took and kept the activity levels in the forum up

and now why do you see him as a bad member?
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Post by: Jono on May 05, 2008, 07:19: PM
He is a member very well known for making multiple accounts to give himself karma. He apologised the first time to make a video and was forgiven, then he left and came back, then he left again and came back and then created more accounts to give himself karma. He denied it, then admitted it, then got banned, cam back with some more accounts and then finally left.
that what i expected from an informant like you
straight out detail with a bit extra on the side

for fuck sake, wtf is wrong with you. I did not message any mods about A10, nor did i mean to hint any mods about A10 making multiple accounts, i aiint a fucking snitch. The Bow asked a question and i answered it. Also A10 was becoming a good member and i have even messaged him on my respect for him, and even told him i have nothing against him, back when he was a member.

Yet the part of him making all those fake accounts just to raise his karma, when he has said before that he didnt care about it, is just childish. And you acting the way you are towards me is also childish. A10 is banned, not because of me, but because of himself. He was warned about making multiple accounts and he was even forgiven the first time he did it. And yet he kept doing it, he deserves to be banned, because what he did was wrong and against forum rules. And whats funny, is that after making those fake accounts he kept denying it. And then later coming out with the truth and saying it was him...the actions of a moron.

To be honest, A10 deserves to be banned. After what he did, i hope he never comes back.
that was a little funny :lol:
but you don't fool me :down:

Than go ask your Boyfriend A10 himself.
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Post by: Tito on May 05, 2008, 08:02: PM
ask her what?
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Post by: Jono on May 05, 2008, 10:12: PM
ask her what?

I dun kno lol

Ask borg or any of the mods is theyve gotten and pms from me about A10  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Tito on May 05, 2008, 10:22: PM
ask her what?

I dun kno lol

Ask borg or any of the mods is theyve gotten and pms from me about A10  :thumbsup:
and just take there word for it without proof
your probably messaging them now
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: manutd. on May 06, 2008, 06:19: AM
I really don't care if you don't believe me or not but I have never received a message from Jono in my whole BF time here.
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Post by: moby on May 06, 2008, 07:40: PM
He is a member very well known for making multiple accounts to give himself karma. He apologised the first time to make a video and was forgiven, then he left and came back, then he left again and came back and then created more accounts to give himself karma. He denied it, then admitted it, then got banned, cam back with some more accounts and then finally left.


you know what we do to snitches like you in BF.

the good old shanking
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Post by: cigar omar on May 06, 2008, 08:23: PM
Lmao.
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Post by: sputnik on May 06, 2008, 10:13: PM
ok shut up, boring, new question please benbizzle
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: cigar omar on May 07, 2008, 01:31: AM
Benbow dick rider.  :biggrin:
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Post by: Bow on May 07, 2008, 06:45: AM
Benbow dick rider.  :biggrin:

New Question...

Suggest a punishment that i should give to melbourne for his disrespect
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: el mafioso on May 07, 2008, 06:51: AM
just ride his dick and shut up, dick rider
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: oLi on May 07, 2008, 07:01: AM
Make him ride your dick
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Post by: manutd. on May 07, 2008, 07:30: AM
Supa'man that hoe.  :thumbsup:
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Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 07, 2008, 08:20: AM
Supa'man that hoe.  :thumbsup:
Dwight Howard = SUPA'MAN (says Magic Johnson)
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Jono on May 07, 2008, 07:09: PM
Cut off his testicles
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Post by: cigar omar on May 07, 2008, 07:13: PM
just ride his dick and shut up, dick rider
Yeah do that.
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Bow on May 09, 2008, 08:31: PM
Okkkkk

Next question...

What do you imagine golomejics house ( box ) to look like?
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Tito on May 09, 2008, 08:47: PM
He ordered a fridge took the box and returned the fridge. Now he lives in that box and is celebrating the end of his first decade in that box.
congrats Golo
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Post by: sputnik on May 09, 2008, 08:54: PM
pretty much the same as my box i imagine
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Post by: Jono on May 09, 2008, 09:23: PM
A box made out of gold, with 256 rooms, each with a old lady that golo pleases everynight with a game of scrabble and a cup of tea.
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: manutd. on May 10, 2008, 07:14: AM
I think it will look like a hairy sac. He's probably hiding in Chunk's smelly scrotum.
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: TheGodEmperor on May 10, 2008, 07:32: AM
I say an airconditioner (the huge kind) box. They're spacious....I shoud no, I lived in one all last year until that asshole rat started chewing on it  :cursing:
Title: Re: The Random Question Thread
Post by: Chunkchenko on May 10, 2008, 09:54: AM
a real nasty ass bondage zone puke stains all over the walls, half dead hookers hand cuffed to beds on matresses that are infested with cum and shit stains a empty oil drum burning to keep him warm and newspaper cuttings and pictures of zac efron all over his bed room. and a tv which has high school the musical constantly playing.

maybe a marble bathroom and a couple of jacuzzi tubs.