Beyond Football - Freestyle Football Forum
General Category => General Chat => Topic started by: Jono on Dec 28, 2007, 11:33: AM
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Alrite got this one from FDU, this is how it works, you ask a question and the next person to reply has to answer the question honestly, then he will ask a question then so on and so fourth...
Il start
Your favourite SG member :rolleyes:
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Melbourne
Borg
Buckwheat
Adi
OTC
lilmaniac
(i like all the members but it would have taken to long to list them all) and the list was the members of the new SG too.
have you ever shat the bed? (taken a dump while your sleeping in bed)
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no, i have pissed in my bed tho
have you ever had sex
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no, i have pissed in my bed tho
have you ever had sex
yes
have you ever done more than 20 atw's in a row?
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F**k no :'(
What colour underwear are you wearing :pimp:
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white
whats your biggest secret?
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white
whats your biggest secret?
the name and identity of the girl who raped me and took my virginity (true story)
whats YOUR biggest secret?
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i took the last scone last night. please dont tell mummy :'(
are you turned on by period blood?
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hell no
are you? (if chunk why am i not in you favorite members list :-[)
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Maukastom
Moby
Melbourne
Tito
Adi
Chuckchenko
Borg
Golo
oLi
Lilmaniac
^^ its not in order its too hard to make it in order :P.
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Maukastom
Moby
Melbourne
Tito
Adi
Chuckchenko
Borg
Golo
oLi
Lilmaniac
^^ its not in order its too hard to make it in order :P.
No Josef!
come on now
Josef where do you get your karmas?
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and how come i am not in you favourite members list chunck. thanks yusaf! :banana:
back to topic when was the last time you were horny?
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Maukastom
Moby
Melbourne
Tito
Adi
Chuckchenko
Borg
Golo
oLi
Lilmaniac
^^ its not in order its too hard to make it in order :P.
No Josef!
come on now
Josef where do you get your karmas?
I wonder the same thing. (no offence Joseph I love you man) No homo.
And moby. All the time baby O0
Have you ever had homer sexual thoughts? even if it was for like 93.76 seconds.
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No
Have you ever eaten pussy and gotten hair stuck in your teeth?
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No, the gaps between my teeth are too big for anything to get stuck in between.
Where you molested as a child? Just don't fucking lie.
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Maukastom
Moby
Melbourne
Tito
Adi
Chuckchenko
Borg
Golo
oLi
Lilmaniac
^^ its not in order its too hard to make it in order :P.
No Josef!
come on now
Josef where do you get your karmas?
I honestly have no idea, im curious about the same thing once i have 7 then i have 4 :dontknow:.
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No, the gaps between my teeth are too big for anything to get stuck in between.
Where you molested as a child? Just don't fucking lie.
i take it yusafs answer was yes :thumbsup: , so my turn.
do you beat off to animal porn? or had the urge to watch some.
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No never chuck i dunno why :santa:,
have u ever pushed a door which said pull?
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yes, i always pull first no matter what
have u ever tripped in public and tried to act cool about it
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Never, but if I do something stupid I try to cover it up.. so yeah basically.
When was the last time you got ass?
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have u ever tripped in public and tried to act cool about it
Man sorry but that was just brilliant, so funny hahahahahahahahahah
can't believe how much certain posts on SG makes me laugh
SG<3
Last time I got ass? Damn.. sumer i guess
Has anyone walked in on you wanking?
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once i fell out of my church ceiling. that was embarassing
another time i farted loudly infront of a random girl.
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Bucky.. come on.. you little sneak, answer the question. ;)
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no but once i was watching some porn and my dog barged into my room pushing my door open and scared the shit out of me.
have you ever been caught stealing?
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Yes, chromes off a car.
Have you ever grabbed your friend's hand and put it on a random girl's ass?
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^ wtf borg, u tried to steal chromes lmao. nice one. what happened after?
@ question. Maybe, cant clearly remember.
new question: Did you wank today?
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The guy came running out, cause he saw me and my friend from the window, and he yelled.. and we ran off.. then he chased us in his car, long story.
Maybe.
What do you wank to?
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The guy came running out, cause he saw me and my friend from the window, and he yelled.. and we ran off.. then he chased us in his car, long story.
Maybe.
What do you wank to?
whatever i feel lyk
ever gotten a bj?
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No.
question
Are you a virgin?
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yes im only 13
have you ever tripprd you mate up and they landed in some random girls ass ( lol i done that i was pissin ma self )
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no. not yet lol :pimp:
what your biggest secret?
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I havnt got any secrets :santa:
Have you ever been to an football match? :banana:
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yes WC 2002 Qualifiers :pimp:
who is your single favorite member in SG?
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I havnt got one yet, but Moby or O4E those two crack me up
Whats the best football match youve ever seen?
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on TV Bolton V Arsenal last season when Anelka scored that bullet from the corner of the out side of the box
live Morroco V Chile it was one of only two games that i went to
oh i forogt that i went to the Australia V Argentina game it wasn't so good tho
Whats the best football match youve ever seen?
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on TV Bolton V Arsenal last season when Anelka scored that bullet from the corner of the out side of the box
live Morroco V Chile it was one of only two games that i went to
oh i forogt that i went to the Australia V Argentina game it wasn't so good tho
Whats the best football match youve ever seen?
Barcelona vs Real madrid last season 3-3 :bowdown:
Whos your favourite football player?
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Jay Jay Okocha
yours?
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C.Ronaldo :santa:
What player do you hate the most?
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Rooney then C.Ronaldo
you?
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Derossi
Have you done 15+ atws?
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I've done double + :cheers:
What is your truthfullest oppinion about your ex?
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She's square.
Did you ever try weed?
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i tried once drag and it tasted like shit. when i was pissed with some college friends. fuckin peer pressure.
have you ever stood in dog or cat shit bare footed?
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Nope. :banana:
Have you ever ate shit as a dare?
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You gotta be heavily retarded to do such a thing
with other words, yes I have (no I havn't, I'm just making a funny joke)
Which is your favourite porn site?
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Redtube, and cytheria is my favourite star porn "adult actress" :3some:
have you ever whiped your ass with the cardboard tube from an empty toliet roll because there was no toilet roll left?
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Is Cytheria seriously your favourite porn star? You can't be serious. redtube is my favourite aswell haha
And no omfg I've never done that
Who is your favourite porn star?
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lmao umm dont know their names lol but defo redtube is site to goo, probs raven riley lol
You ever been in a fightt, if soo how manyy?
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lmao umm dont know their names lol but defo redtube is site to goo, probs raven riley lol
You ever been in a fightt, if soo how manyy?
not ne real fights.... just silly little tussles. quite a few of those in my life actually.
you ever been in a REAL.... "let's kill each other" kinda fight?
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yeah mostly when i was younger and gradually grew out of fighting, used to get into quiet a lot of trouble in school and was blacklisted student in primary school lol been years since i last had a fight most probably one me and my brother had last year. well basically him beating me up lol
have you ever eaten soap or drunk shampoo?
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Shit yeah, and i remember it ooo soo welll
My mum is like dont swear or il wash your mouth out with soap, then later i swore and next thing know ive got soap shoved in my mouth, worse thing that has ever come into my mouth and also the quickest thing that has ever came out
YUCK!!! LOL
Have you ate soap or shampoo??
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Same story as you, my friend.
Have you ever swore to your mom?
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Same story as you, my friend.
Have you ever swore to your mom?
Nono never :santa:
Have you ever missed an open goal :P?
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Nono never, except when i play street sometimes, there is always n open goal but the goal is like a meter so somtimes you misss
Most embarrasing thing that has ever happened to you?
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Got told off by a old woman infront of my mates :bang:
have you ever vomitted in public?
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Got told off by a old woman infront of my mates :bang:
have you ever vomitted in public?
ive vomited in the streets on my brothers stag night.
why did you make a fake account called "abafahmey" just to give yourself +karma? ive checked his IP and it matches yours?
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nope never
Have you ever walked around naked in public LOL
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Got told off by a old woman infront of my mates :bang:
have you ever vomitted in public?
ive vomited in the streets on my brothers stag night.
why did you make a fake account called "abafahmey" just to give yourself +karma? ive checked his IP and it matches yours?
No way, that is not my account chucky, i swear.
oooo busted (fixed the spellin mistake)
the evidence is clear yusuf, how do you plead??
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nope never
Have you ever walked around naked in public LOL
nope, but soon.... when i'm drunk enough
have you ever ejaculated so hard u splashed some cum on ur face?
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Bucky.. come on.. you little sneak, answer the question. ;)
three weeks ago
and who hasent been walked in on?
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nope never
Have you ever walked around naked in public LOL
nope, but soon.... when i'm drunk enough
have you ever ejaculated so hard u splashed some cum on ur face?
Nopee, but im sure you have LOL
Have you ever done illegal drugs?
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nope never
Have you ever walked around naked in public LOL
nope, but soon.... when i'm drunk enough
have you ever ejaculated so hard u splashed some cum on ur face?
Nopee, but im sure you have LOL
Have you ever done illegal drugs?
yea it was crazy i was whackin it for like 3 and a half hours and it just fuckin exploded on me. btw.... cum in the eyes... HURTS. i dunno how those porn sluts do it.
and no
how old were u when u had ur first alcoholic drink?
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never had alcohol and never will
for the sake of someone giving an answer i'll pass the question on.
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never had alcohol and never will
for the sake of someone giving an answer i'll pass the question on.
that is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard of. alcohol is the fuel of life.
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:bowdown:
Yusaf, you let me down. :down:
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Yep i did Borg :-[, i wont do such a thing again, i deserve -100 karma for doing this seriously.
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nope never
Have you ever walked around naked in public LOL
nope, but soon.... when i'm drunk enough
have you ever ejaculated so hard u splashed some cum on ur face?
Nopee, but im sure you have LOL
Have you ever done illegal drugs?
yea it was crazy i was whackin it for like 3 and a half hours and it just fuckin exploded on me. btw.... cum in the eyes... HURTS. i dunno how those porn sluts do it.
and no
how old were u when u had ur first alcoholic drink?
i'm sure my mother can give you that answer lol
i was most probably 5 or 6 when i first tried alcahol.
have you ever seen a bloody tampon?
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No
Who do you think will win the premiership 2007/2008?
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arsenal
have you ever tasted your piss?
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arsenal
have you ever tasted your piss?
never
have you ever tasted ur shit?
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Yep i did Borg :-[, i wont do such a thing again, i deserve -100 karma for doing this seriously.
You let us all down Yusuf :rules: :angry: :down: :-[
arsenal
have you ever tasted your piss?
never
have you ever tasted ur shit?
Never and hope not too
Have you ever made out with a drunk chik
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Yep i did Borg :-[, i wont do such a thing again, i deserve -100 karma for doing this seriously.
You let us all down Yusuf :rules: :angry: :down: :-[
arsenal
have you ever tasted your piss?
never
have you ever tasted ur shit?
Never and hope not too
Have you ever made out with a drunk chik
i've done a lot more than that to drunk chicks.
have you ever gotten so drunk you had to hold onto the ground to keep urself from falling up?
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lmao funnay
nope, when i drink i drink not to get drunk but to have a good time
You do you prefer your mum or your dad
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Yep i did Borg :-[, i wont do such a thing again, i deserve -100 karma for doing this seriously.
You let us all down Yusuf :rules: :angry: :down: :-[
arsenal
have you ever tasted your piss?
never
have you ever tasted ur shit?
Never and hope not too
Have you ever made out with a drunk chik
Yep man, i wont go do a stupid thing like that again :'(.
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lmao funnay
nope, when i drink i drink not to get drunk but to have a good time
You do you prefer your mum or your dad
my momma, but i prefer my da when hes drunk. we never really spoke much and i always felt that my brother and sister were his favouites. but we talk more now my brother has moved out.
have you ever had a wank at a mates house?
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never had alcohol and never will
for the sake of someone giving an answer i'll pass the question on.
that is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard of. alcohol is the fuel of life.
the fuel for short life
lmao funnay
nope, when i drink i drink not to get drunk but to have a good time
You do you prefer your mum or your dad
my momma, but i prefer my da when hes drunk. we never really spoke much and i always felt that my brother and sister were his favouites. but we talk more now my brother has moved out.
have you ever had a wank at a mates house?
no never
have you every though of suicide
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lol i tihnk i have when i was real young and real sad LOL
but thats for emos to act like that, told myself i had to man up O0 :bang:
Any fantasies? LOL :banana:
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never had alcohol and never will
for the sake of someone giving an answer i'll pass the question on.
i used to be like you man. its all about being responsible and knowing your limits. thats where a lot of people mess up. if you drink and are dilligent about it then it is not bad at all. waiting till youre of age doesnt hurt either.
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I don't know what you mean by fantasies, and that's the truth. ;)
Have you ever got dumped?
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NEVER!!!!
but have been rejected numerous times
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NEVER!!!!
but have been rejected numerous times
whats the next question?
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NEVER!!!!
but have been rejected numerous times
whats the next question?
hahaha funnay
il answer bucks one, nope not yet
Whats something you regret have had doing in your life??
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never had alcohol and never will
for the sake of someone giving an answer i'll pass the question on.
i used to be like you man. its all about being responsible and knowing your limits. thats where a lot of people mess up. if you drink and are dilligent about it then it is not bad at all. waiting till youre of age doesnt hurt either.
i'm Muslim
NEVER!!!!
but have been rejected numerous times
whats the next question?
hahaha funnay
il answer bucks one, nope not yet
Whats something you regret have had doing in your life??
once i wagged English class and i had the worst substitute teacher and i coped it hard
Whats something you regret have had doing in your life??
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Not going out with this chick I liked.. I told my friend to instead. But who the fuck wishes on a girl, there's plenty more right. :thumbsup:
What about you?
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Not celebrating New Years for 2007, because 2008 was a bomb
If someone stuck you on a island for the rest of your life, and that person gave you a choice of one type of food you could pick to eat for the rest of your life on that island, what food would you pick??
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Not celebrating New Years for 2007, because 2008 was a bomb
If someone stuck you on a island for the rest of your life, and that person gave you a choice of one type of food you could pick to eat for the rest of your life on that island, what food would you pick??
pussy and yorkshire pudding with beef and gravy.
if you could go back in time and kick one person in the balls who would it be?
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All the people that pissed me off, but mostly the AA coaches that cut me for no reason.
Horniest moment?
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New years, when i hooked up with this hot french girl, and for some reason i cant get her outta my mind :-[
Horniest moment?