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Title: General Updates from the Hookmeister
Post by: TJ Hooker on Nov 28, 2010, 03:20: PM
Hooooooooooo Its me, bitches!

Its been awhile, and thats because I don't have time to post and all that shit. You kids wanna get closer to God? Start a business because you will be on your hands and knees 24/7. Alright enough of that bullshit lemme tell ya whats up.

I changed a lot since the last time the Hooker posted. I wake up everyday at 5 am and go for a 3 mile run, as well as training in brazilian jiu-jitsu atleast twice a week. I also meditate daily. I attempt to be spiritual and have positive energy. Your boy is looking lean and shredded, oh no shit.

I sold that home I was telling you guys about that I had in Phoenix, so I made some nice coin off that. Helped my conditions in Oakland a hell of a lot more and I moved back to San Jose again recently. It was hell though because there were no renters for the longest time, and to help save I was eating rice, beans, tuna everyday basically just because I was a materialistic prick that had to have the nicest cars and slave his life away just to keep it. I thought I was rich, and according to the bank I was, but I didn't feel like it; quite the opposite actually, studs.

I also was engaged to some whore and we ended up breaking up about 4 months after we were engaged because she is a whore. She fucked some other guy on our trip to Florida..like come on!! What the fuck. I take you on a trip to Orlando, and you fuck a guy when I head out for the night? So fuck that bitch--that is when I started getting into Buddhism and all that and it definitely improved my life and made the break up easier. I was an emotional wreck for about 2 months, and pretty much pushed everyone away from me it was just real dark and lonely times, homeboys.

My accounting business has been lackluster lately...I mean, we're doing good, except I am not excited anymore to make money like I used to, because all money is, is a rat race. It is never enough. I would rather be poor anyday and I kid you not dudes. I been poor before and I was hell of a lot happier. Well, hopefully the continuous meditating and donations to that Diabetes charity will help me find some fulfillment.

I been fucking a lot of random bitches lately, and its been cool gettin' my nut at will,  but kind of sucks that you are just pounding broads just to do it. I miss fuckin' when there was that love and shit ha ha ya know? Yeah its cool havin all these hoes and most only like me cause I tell them I am a surgeon, but it'd be nice to have Mrs. Hook you feel me??

Anyways, I'll answer questions and all that  :ecomcity: :ecomcity:

P.S. I know someone is gonna ask what car I drive now, and no I don't have the Martin anymore. I sold that shit along ass time ago, and gave that money to my mom who has been havin' health issues--medical bills are a bitch. I drive a simple 2007 Lexus GS, it was only 25 k lmao!

Title: Re: General Updates from the Hookmeister
Post by: L_I_S on Nov 28, 2010, 04:46: PM
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Title: Re: General Updates from the Hookmeister
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Nov 28, 2010, 04:55: PM
I also was engaged to some whore and we ended up breaking up about 4 months after we were engaged because she is a whore. She fucked some other guy on our trip to Florida..like come on!! What the fuck. I take you on a trip to Orlando, and you fuck a guy when I head out for the night? So fuck that bitch--that is when I started getting into Buddhism and all that and it definitely improved my life and made the break up easier. I was an emotional wreck for about 2 months, and pretty much pushed everyone away from me it was just real dark and lonely times, homeboys.
:cheesy: :043: :lol_hitting:
damn that female canine is a raging whore ahahahahahaha!
sick...

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Title: Re: General Updates from the Hookmeister
Post by: Sule on Nov 28, 2010, 05:38: PM
What made you decide "Lets post an update on Beyond Football Forum"?
Title: Re: General Updates from the Hookmeister
Post by: TJ Hooker on Nov 29, 2010, 02:34: AM
Sule, I am not sure man. Its been a while since I even visited this website, let alone post...A lot of things happened over the year and I was like yeah man, time to post
Title: Re: General Updates from the Hookmeister
Post by: alexfs on Nov 30, 2010, 12:03: PM
hahha man i have no idea who the hell are you and why you posted your life story on a freestyle forum - but i really liked it
you re a cool guy imo

lol at that bitch you were engaged too - hahahah
how old are you now?
Title: Re: General Updates from the Hookmeister
Post by: G-Kid on Dec 03, 2010, 06:41: AM
Hahahahahha! I remember you, mouthing about how money was everything!!! Fuck youve changed.

Even though i beleive most of this is exaggerated, well done man, kick ass story/rather inspirational.
Keep it up!