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Title: True Facts about Women
Post by: dawwidfs on Aug 14, 2010, 11:19: AM
 :great:
Title: Re: True Facts about Women
Post by: Chunkchenko on Aug 14, 2010, 12:04: PM
Why cant i remove this shit???
Title: Re: True Facts about Women
Post by: L_I_S on Aug 14, 2010, 09:49: PM
All I see is an emoticon.
Title: Re: True Facts about Women
Post by: larsfreestyle on Aug 14, 2010, 10:33: PM
yeah what's up are there no true facts about woman or what?
Title: Re: True Facts about Women
Post by: dawwidfs on Aug 15, 2010, 04:33: AM
i posted it but chunkchenko didnt approve of it so i took it off 
Title: Re: True Facts about Women
Post by: stas on Aug 16, 2010, 05:52: PM
They steal your money, spread gossip, are insecure, make you do things you don't want to do, spend most of their time brushing their hair out of their face and mouth, don't suck enough dick, easily get jealous, seem to float with such grace.

Here's a poem I wrote about a girl, it's called "The Underwear Thief":


Just gaze upon those cold red lips,
The sway of her intriguing hips,
And how the boys they gather round,
She doesn’t even lift her brows,

She’s done this every single night,
And every night the boys lie ‘wake in fright
Too scared to move, and so afraid to breathe,
But sit right here all unaware of the devil’s crooked weave,

Her silly games and tamish ways just leave you in a dizzy daze,
And so you look at what was yours, it’s now become forever hers,
So when did she become like this,
Perhaps her last delicious dish,

The thirst for having no distress,
Left her with no option lest she undress,
And now she comes and conquers men,
The many men inside her pen,

And every time I say my friend,
She’ll leave you way before the end,
All unaware, that cold dumb stare,
Perhaps, she has my underwear?
Title: Re: True Facts about Women
Post by: Royal Freakiness on Aug 16, 2010, 06:35: PM
awww.... stas, was your heart was ripped apart by a siren? :c023: :03:
 :cheesy:
Title: Re: True Facts about Women
Post by: pallur on Aug 16, 2010, 07:02: PM
3% of all prostitutes in the Europe are from Estonia.

pallur
Title: Re: True Facts about Women
Post by: stas on Aug 16, 2010, 07:50: PM
awww.... stas, was your heart was ripped apart by a siren? :c023: :03:
 :cheesy:

No... but I ripped her apart.  :celebrate: :040:
Title: Re: True Facts about Women
Post by: 2zef^^ on Aug 19, 2010, 02:50: AM
They steal your money, spread gossip, are insecure, make you do things you don't want to do, spend most of their time brushing their hair out of their face and mouth, don't suck enough dick, easily get jealous, seem to float with such grace.

Do they steal your money?It never happened to me..And about their hair,you prefer a girl with to good hair??I think no..


Girls are like posts ;)
Title: Re: True Facts about Women
Post by: L_I_S on Aug 19, 2010, 04:15: PM
They steal your money, spread gossip, are insecure, make you do things you don't want to do, spend most of their time brushing their hair out of their face and mouth, don't suck enough dick, easily get jealous, seem to float with such grace.

Do they steal your money?It never happened to me..And about their hair,you prefer a girl with to good hair??I think no..


Girls are like posts ;)
I think what he's implying is that woman want you to pay for everything.

Isn't it funny how prejudice works.
"I'm the man, I'll pay for dinner" Woman happy
"I'm the man, I make more money" Woman angry
Double standards never looked so good.
Title: Re: True Facts about Women
Post by: Cogliono Grande on Aug 20, 2010, 09:40: AM
What really annoys me is when women in Norway complain about not getting enough salary (which is wrong), yet still they demand that men should pay and provide women with economical security.
Title: Re: True Facts about Women
Post by: L_I_S on Aug 20, 2010, 04:30: PM
Okay, found it and upped it :great:

(http://i36.tinypic.com/2ia4cac.jpg)
Title: Re: True Facts about Women
Post by: Tupac on Aug 20, 2010, 05:06: PM
i try to avoid women (not cause im gay) they screw with my ability to fs, if a girls on my mind i cant think strait
Title: Re: True Facts about Women
Post by: L_I_S on Aug 20, 2010, 06:09: PM
i try to avoid women (not cause im gay) they screw with my ability to fs, if a girls on my mind i cant think strait
That implies that you are gay but that's not the reason you avoid women.
Just thought I'd point it out  :039:
Title: Re: True Facts about Women
Post by: Tupac on Aug 20, 2010, 06:43: PM
i try to avoid women (not cause im gay) they screw with my ability to fs, if a girls on my mind i cant think strait
That implies that you are gay but that's not the reason you avoid women.
Just thought I'd point it out  :039:
If there's anything im more positive about it how not gay i am, i won an award for being the most strait person on earth  :great: