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Title: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: DanTheMan on Aug 23, 2009, 05:08: AM
Live at their house: Pedro :D
Battle in RBSS: Jeremy Lynch
Marry: Tom Folan
Most likely to end up in Jail: Hasan
Gayest: Emil Jylansyhalhtihats
Funniest: Lucaso/Jonatan
Most likely to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives: Hindle
Overrated: Filip (not tycza, the old dude)
Biggest Pimp: Patte
Most likely to get deported: Chia Long

Just for fun peeps, no offence! Add more categories if you want ;)
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Gorey on Aug 23, 2009, 05:22: AM

Most likely to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives: Hindle

I Think Hindle Should B Put Inn The Funniest Categoory ............ He's 1 Of The Funniest People Ever !  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: SeBaS on Aug 23, 2009, 05:35: AM
funniest:dantheman



























not
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: DanTheMan on Aug 23, 2009, 05:41: AM
stay on topic...
you always try to say im not funny, and i dont give a sh1t........
if you want to contribute to the topic then feel free, but otherwise just be quiet or it will be like the last war
USA 1
Germany 0
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: SeBaS on Aug 23, 2009, 05:45: AM
stay on topic...
you always try to say im not funny, and i dont give a sh1t........
if you want to contribute to the topic then feel free, but otherwise just be quiet or it will be like the last war
USA 1
Germany 0

i aint german, and youre irish
SeBaS 1
Dan 0
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: yukikago on Aug 23, 2009, 05:49: AM
best freestyler to perform with: Palle, john Farnworth, Jeon Kwon
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Max on Aug 23, 2009, 05:51: AM
Live at their house: Fee
Battle in RBSS: Sener
Marry: Brizze
Gayest: DomyBD
Funniest: Fee+Max
Overrated: Becs
Biggest Pimp: Bratte

as said by Dantheman no offence to anyone mentioned or not mentioned :P
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: SkalleN on Aug 23, 2009, 05:52: AM
Gayest: Emil Jylansyhalhtihats

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/photo.php?pid=1340089&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=542111127&id=542111127

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: BigMac on Aug 23, 2009, 05:55: AM
Live at their house: James Hacking.
Battle in RBSS: Anybody
Marry: Peter Ronning
Gayest: Miran
Funniest: KHB/Jak
Overrated: Tiernan, haha only joking mate .
Biggest Pimp: Cherek and he knows why hahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: oLi on Aug 23, 2009, 05:56: AM
oh you wanker macca  :down:
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: DanTheMan on Aug 23, 2009, 06:36: AM
Live at their house: James Hacking.
Battle in RBSS: Anybody
Marry: Peter Ronning
Gayest: Miran
Funniest: KHB/Jak
Overrated: Tiernan, haha only joking mate .
Biggest Pimp: Cherek and he knows why hahahahahahahahahahaha

The prize for biggest pimp is a Russian hotty and a Sandwich
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: G-Kid on Aug 23, 2009, 06:42: AM
Live at their house: Pedro :D
Battle in RBSS: Jeremy Lynch
Marry: Tom Folan
Most likely to end up in Jail: Hasan
Gayest: Emil Jylansyhalhtihats
Funniest: Lucaso/Jonatan
Most likely to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives: Hindle
Overrated: Filip (not tycza, the old dude)
Biggest Pimp: Patte
Most likely to get deported: Chia Long

Just for fun peeps, no offence! Add more categories if you want ;)

Do you fancy him or sumet? Explain yourself.
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: DanTheMan on Aug 23, 2009, 06:47: AM
haha G-man, you hate me now!  :cheers:

nah i dont fancy him, but he gets a lot of ladies so i'd say hes a pimp
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: mache on Aug 23, 2009, 08:06: AM
Live at their house: palle
Battle in RBSS: fx
Marry: skora
Most likely to end up in Jail: abbas farid
Gayest: leha
Funniest: abdullah
Most likely to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives: 4emo
Overrated: timo
Biggest Pimp: domybd
Most likely to get deported: abbas farid again

bonus:

fatest: dan magness
most likely to become a murderer: tom folan and anders borg
most likely to play in terminator 898: fx
most likely to become a porn star: murilo and mr woo
most likely to become second jay cutler: oLi

just havin fun people  :cheers:
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Philip WG on Aug 23, 2009, 08:45: AM
Live at their house: Max and Kjellgren
Battle in RBSS: Pitt
Marry: Melissa <3
Most likely to end up in Jail: Arya
Gayest: Brizze, but I like it !
Funniest: Jonny
Biggest Pimp: You know it ..,
Biggest breakfast leecher: Jonny
Most likely to bang a MILF : Lucaso
Most likely to bail a swedish midsommer party in southern Sweden : Mac and Jak

More to come (:

 :pimp:
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Rodrigo on Aug 24, 2009, 03:18: PM
Live at their house: Dan
Battle in RBSS: Macca (uk)
Marry: Pete
Funniest: Michael Hindle
Most likely to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives: Brizze
Biggest Pimp: John (Dutch)
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: BigMac on Aug 24, 2009, 03:45: PM
Live at their house: Dan
Battle in RBSS: Macca (uk)
Marry: Pete
Funniest: Michael Hindle
Most likely to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives: Brizze
Biggest Pimp: John (Dutch)

whyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: chiafreestyle on Aug 24, 2009, 04:17: PM
yeaahhh...  my first visit to ireland, i had an exhaustive interrogation with the migration... :P

Then, in Holland i had to show some skills about freestyle , and then leaving holland the migration kept me in a room for almost 20 min, checking if my passport was fake or not ....

then in Usa, coming back to costa Rica....   an officer asked me to follow him to a special room.. why? well to find out if i had drugs or something weird in my baggage.... the officer took all my clothes out of the baggage  and then he started to mess it all up .... and off course, he didnt help me to put all my clothes away...  :(  :biggrin:

Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Jay.T on Aug 24, 2009, 06:47: PM
ROFL you must have an entertaining life.
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Cogliono Grande on Aug 25, 2009, 12:18: AM
yeaahhh...  my first visit to ireland, i had an exhaustive interrogation with the migration... :P

Then, in Holland i had to show some skills about freestyle , and then leaving holland the migration kept me in a room for almost 20 min, checking if my passport was fake or not ....

then in Usa, coming back to costa Rica....   an officer asked me to follow him to a special room.. why? well to find out if i had drugs or something weird in my baggage.... the officer took all my clothes out of the baggage  and then he started to mess it all up .... and off course, he didnt help me to put all my clothes away...  :(  :biggrin:


I understand him on that one. ;P
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Max on Aug 25, 2009, 01:52: AM
yeaahhh...  my first visit to ireland, i had an exhaustive interrogation with the migration... :P

Then, in Holland i had to show some skills about freestyle , and then leaving holland the migration kept me in a room for almost 20 min, checking if my passport was fake or not ....

then in Usa, coming back to costa Rica....   an officer asked me to follow him to a special room.. why? well to find out if i had drugs or something weird in my baggage.... the officer took all my clothes out of the baggage  and then he started to mess it all up .... and off course, he didnt help me to put all my clothes away...  :(  :biggrin:



how is this related to the topic?
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: ConorTiger on Aug 25, 2009, 02:03: AM
yeaahhh...  my first visit to ireland, i had an exhaustive interrogation with the migration... :P

Then, in Holland i had to show some skills about freestyle , and then leaving holland the migration kept me in a room for almost 20 min, checking if my passport was fake or not ....

then in Usa, coming back to costa Rica....   an officer asked me to follow him to a special room.. why? well to find out if i had drugs or something weird in my baggage.... the officer took all my clothes out of the baggage  and then he started to mess it all up .... and off course, he didnt help me to put all my clothes away...  :(  :biggrin:



how is this related to the topic?

because dan said he was most likely to get deported
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Max on Aug 25, 2009, 02:25: AM
yeaahhh...  my first visit to ireland, i had an exhaustive interrogation with the migration... :P

Then, in Holland i had to show some skills about freestyle , and then leaving holland the migration kept me in a room for almost 20 min, checking if my passport was fake or not ....

then in Usa, coming back to costa Rica....   an officer asked me to follow him to a special room.. why? well to find out if i had drugs or something weird in my baggage.... the officer took all my clothes out of the baggage  and then he started to mess it all up .... and off course, he didnt help me to put all my clothes away...  :(  :biggrin:



how is this related to the topic?

because dan said he was most likely to get deported

ah okay sry then :cheers:
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Rodrigo on Aug 25, 2009, 05:25: AM
Live at their house: Dan
Battle in RBSS: Macca (uk)
Marry: Pete
Funniest: Michael Hindle
Most likely to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives: Brizze
Biggest Pimp: John (Dutch)
because i really like your freestyle..
whyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: G-Kid on Aug 25, 2009, 06:05: AM
Worst Partner at Alton Towers - Tom Folan
Most likely to be my phone a freind if an asian question comes up on millionaire - Macca
Most likely to dress like an 80s fitness intrusctor - oLi
Person to get in touch with in organasing a jabba fest - Gorey
Most likely to be phoning into "Northern babes" on sky porn at midnight - Jak
Most likely to have a milf for a mum - Dan the Man.
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: DanTheMan on Aug 25, 2009, 06:06: AM
most likely to completely embarrass himself at a London meet while trying a simple tatw timo nt - G-man...
well done mate  :cheers:
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Philip WG on Aug 25, 2009, 07:02: AM
Most likely to commit suicide within the next month - JohanRempe

 :pimp:
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Thomas on Aug 25, 2009, 07:13: AM
Most likely to commit suicide within the next month - JohanRempe

 :pimp:
Most likely te get a trauma after Johan Rempe's death next monday...   > PWG
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Brizze on Aug 25, 2009, 07:20: AM
Most likely to make a video tomorrow... -> Thomas  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: EArvidsson on Aug 25, 2009, 07:21: AM
Live at their house: Jonny beacuse then yo will get all your breakfast for yourself
Battle in RBSS: Linder cuz it's an easy victory
Marry: the head
Funniest: José, even though he doesn't realise it himself
Most likely to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives: PWG @ Möllan
Biggest Pimp: Tobbe
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: JohanRempe on Aug 25, 2009, 07:26: AM
Most likely to commit suicide within the next month - JohanRempe

 :pimp:
And I'm fucking gone hunt you FOR THE REST OF MY FUCKING DEAD LIFE you fucking fucker !  :cursing:

Most likely to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives: Oli @ "Hörnan" !  :biggrin:

 :biggrin:

Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Philip WG on Aug 25, 2009, 07:31: AM
Live at their house: Jonny beacuse then yo will get all your breakfast for yourself
Battle in RBSS: Linder cuz it's an easy victory
Marry: the head
Funniest: José, even though he doesn't realise it himself
Most likely to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives: PWG @ Möllan
Biggest Pimp: PWG

Well, I'm not the one working on ICA Maxi Stormarknad in Hede. Slyna ..,

 :pimp:
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: EArvidsson on Aug 25, 2009, 07:31: AM
Live at their house: Jonny beacuse then yo will get all your breakfast for yourself
Battle in RBSS: Linder cuz it's an easy victory
Marry: the head
Funniest: José, even though he doesn't realise it himself
Most likely to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives: PWG @ Möllan
Biggest Pimp: PWG

Well, I'm not the one working on ICA Maxi Stormarknad in Hede. Slyna ..,

 :pimp:

Ojojoj, hård grabb, nu tar vi och lugnar ner oss.
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: SkalleN on Aug 25, 2009, 07:51: AM

Most likely to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives: PWG @ Möllan

Marry: the head


Haha I would love to see pimp wg in the ica dress down at Möllan  :pimp:

Ooh, deee eee laaa klaaart vii ska giifta osssss!
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: EArvidsson on Aug 25, 2009, 07:52: AM

Most likely to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives: PWG @ Möllan

Marry: the head


Haha I would love to see pimp wg in the ica dress down at Möllan  :pimp:

Ooh, deee eee laaa klaaart vii ska giifta osssss!
Me too, cant wait to see it  :cheers:
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: oLi on Aug 25, 2009, 08:14: AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH Rempe already after the first week at school and the school jokes have already started, I like that  :cheers:
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: sqcyy1992 on Aug 25, 2009, 12:36: PM
oh you wanker macca  :down:

maybe he is true,oli,haha  :biggrin:
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Cogliono Grande on Aug 25, 2009, 10:53: PM
Most likely to get beaten up - Aasheim.
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: DanTheMan on Aug 26, 2009, 12:25: AM
Most likely to get hit on in a gaybar - Leha
most likely to win a talent contest at a gaybar - Nam (IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED)
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: TheIrishFreestyler on Aug 26, 2009, 12:31: AM
Hahahah yup, let it be known that Nam entered a Gay Talent Contest.........

and took 1st PRIZE !

What Nam's talent was, shall be kept discreet, to save the embarassment for his family.
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: oLi on Aug 26, 2009, 02:27: AM
Battle in RBSS : someone that isn't friends with the judges
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Gustav on Aug 26, 2009, 02:36: AM
a who would you NOT choose list would be more interesting

Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: michaelhindle on Aug 26, 2009, 11:00: AM
Live at their house: Tobi
Battle in RBSS: Ash Randall
Marry: Charlottle lade (SEX FS)
Funniest: Gorey
Most likely to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives: Jammy
Biggest Pimp:Patte
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: michaelhindle on Aug 26, 2009, 11:03: AM
Hahahah yup, let it be known that Nam entered a Gay Talent Contest.........

and took 1st PRIZE !

What Nam's talent was, shall be kept discreet, to save the embarassment for his family.

And Nam wins the Golden Butt Plug!!!!!
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: osk on Aug 26, 2009, 11:14: AM
Live at their house: TF
Battle in RBSS:  billy wingrove
Marry: brizze
Funniest: dan or lucaso
Most likely to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives:tobi
future phisical education trainer:skora
Title: Re: What FSER would you choose?
Post by: Cogliono Grande on Aug 27, 2009, 01:59: AM
Marry: Charlottle lade (SEX FS)
Hahaha. I bet you're masturbating to her videos. ;)