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Title: Cheesy Lines
Post by: 62zahiir on Mar 20, 2008, 12:38: AM
Hey guys here are some cheesy lines to flirt with ur gf or ex  :3some:

I have lost my number! Can i have yours??
Am new in town and am just wondering if i could have direction to ur place.

Did i hear you want to rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together??

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

Got two nipples for a dime?

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.

I’ve never seen anyone as gorgeous as you, and I’ve been in more bars than a gigolo on speed.

Don’t you work at Hooters?

I’ve only got three months to live.

I leave for Iraq (or any war zone) tomorrow.
 
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
   
Will you help the homeless? Take me home with you.

Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!!

I'm not wearing any pants.

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

When God made you, he was showing off

It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special

My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

Are you a gardner, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulups together

You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles

I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!

I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

“Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”

I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.


P.S It doesn't work on all girls !! So be careful   :3some:
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: Chunkchenko on Mar 20, 2008, 12:46: AM
too many lines ruins threads because people cant be arsed looking through them all and see any lines they dont know and could post.

is you father a theif? because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

hi my name is fred flinstone can i make your bed rock?

i said the father line to my hot welsh teacher a few years ago when i asked about her father she said no in a shocked way then laughed when i finished the line. too bad she was engauged.
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: SeBaS on Mar 20, 2008, 12:53: AM
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
that was the best, and the last i read  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: Jono on Mar 20, 2008, 09:48: AM
too many lines ruins threads because people cant be arsed looking through them all and see any lines they dont know and could post.

is you father a theif? because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

hi my name is fred flinstone can i make your bed rock?

i said the father line to my hot welsh teacher a few years ago when i asked about her father she said no in a shocked way then laughed when i finished the line. too bad she was engauged.

lmao im gonna use dat hahaha

what has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk.........................................my zipper  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: A10s on Mar 20, 2008, 02:02: PM
Your mother must be a baker to have made such perfect Buns  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: TheGodEmperor on Mar 20, 2008, 02:28: PM
what has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk.........................................my zipper  :thumbsup:
that is awesome  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: serbianfreestyle on Mar 20, 2008, 02:54: PM
Don't Threaten Me Michael-Son lmao
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: Jono on Mar 20, 2008, 07:31: PM
Did it hurt..................when you fell down from heaven
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: serbianfreestyle on Mar 29, 2008, 06:18: AM
You want the truth? you can't handle the truth!
NO PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY!!
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: Chunkchenko on Mar 29, 2008, 07:36: AM
heres 20p go call your mother and tell her your not coming home tonight.

that line NEVER works
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: Jonathonhehu on Mar 29, 2008, 08:06: AM
i stoped at the milk just pick out the good ones  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: stas on Mar 29, 2008, 08:22: AM
I was at a party last night and this line was used:

A: Holy shit it's five thirty in the morning
Girl: I have trouble sleeping
A: Yeah me too, you know what? We should not sleep together  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: Chunkchenko on Mar 29, 2008, 10:55: AM
I was at a party last night and this line was used:

A: Holy shit it's five thirty in the morning
Girl: I have trouble sleeping
A: Yeah me too, you know what? We should not sleep together  :popcorn:

is this who i think it is?

stas man? is that you?
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: Jono on Mar 29, 2008, 12:04: PM
yeah i thinkin that too chunk  :dontknow:
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: stas on Mar 29, 2008, 06:34: PM
Ah yes, yes it is. I didn't know if usernames transferred so I had made this account. Looks like things are kind of slow though. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: Jono on Mar 29, 2008, 08:16: PM
change ur name, its good that some of the older members are comin back
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: manutd. on Mar 30, 2008, 01:10: AM
Ah yes, yes it is. I didn't know if usernames transferred so I had made this account. Looks like things are kind of slow though. :rolleyes:
Make some new topics man.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: stas on Mar 30, 2008, 02:38: AM
change ur name, its good that some of the older members are comin back

How do I do that? I'm not mod anymore and I haven't been on a forum since like 10 months ago on the old SG.
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: manutd. on Mar 30, 2008, 02:44: AM
Profile > Account Related Settings
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: Damiano on Jul 20, 2012, 11:17: AM
if you were homework i'd do you on a table
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: Emil Nissen on Jul 20, 2012, 09:49: PM
lol damiano, how u found this?:)
Title: Re: Cheesy Lines
Post by: Damiano on Jul 21, 2012, 10:25: AM
lol damiano, how u found this?:)
this thread i found by accident, my friend told me the line :D
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