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General Category => General Chat => Topic started by: Mikael on Jul 20, 2009, 07:20: PM
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1) Khoa's the best.
2) If you disagree with rule 1, you die.
3) Khoa's almighty.
4) Khoa's everyone's hero.
5) Khoa's the meaning of life.
6) No Khoa = no life.
7) Khoa can do 4 atws NT.
8) Khoa can run around the world orbit and punch himself in the back of his head. That's how quick he is.
9) Khoa's favorite hobby is to pretend to be human.
10) Khoa doesn't tell anybody about his victory in the Mars Freestyle Contest. Showing a picture of Khoa was enough to win.
11) Khoa created the devil just for the fuck of it.
12) All philosophers enjoy quoting Khoa when he's drunk. they get their recognition for that.
13) Khoa doesn't have the best quality. Everything about Khoa is above and beyond recognition.
14) Khoa did patw-patw when he was a toddler.
15) Khoa created humans because he got bored of humiliating animals.
16) Khoa can't have any piercings, all the wounds he ever gets take less than 5 seconds to heal.
17) Khoa doesn't ask, he demans.
18) Khoa doesn't dream, HE DOES.
19) Khoa will never get pulled over. No car could ever catch up with the speed of Khoa walking.
20) Khoa doesn't fly, he pushes the ground down while staying in the air.
21) Khoa never has to go anywhere, everything comes to him.
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1) Khoa's the best.
2) If you disagree with rule 1, you die.
3) Khoa's almighty.
4) Khoa's everyone's hero.
5) Khoa's the meaning of life.
6) No Khoa = no life.
7) Khoa can do 4 atws NT.
8) Khoa can run around the world orbit and punch himself in the back of his head. That's how quick he is.
9) Khoa's favorite hobby is to pretend to be human.
10) Khoa doesn't tell anybody about his victory in the Mars Freestyle Contest. Showing a picture of Khoa was enough to win.
11) Khoa created the devil just for the fuck of it.
12) All philosophers enjoy quoting Khoa when he's drunk. they get their recognition for that.
13) Khoa doesn't have the best quality. Everything about Khoa is above and beyond recognition.
14) Khoa did patw-patw when he was a toddler.
15) Khoa created humans because he got bored of humiliating animals.
16) Khoa can't have any piercings, all the wounds he ever gets take less than 5 seconds to heal.
17) Khoa doesn't ask, he demans.
18) Khoa doesn't dream, HE DOES.
19) Khoa will never get pulled over. No car could ever catch up with the speed of Khoa walking.
20) Khoa doesn't fly, he pushes the ground down while staying in the air.
21) Khoa never has to go anywhere, everything comes to him.
We need evidens. If Khoa don't have any vids with those things, it never happen.
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22. khoa is 3xs reigning world champion of freestyle. khoa only needed to compete once, because in the other competition the other competitors were so inferior that he was given the title without having to freestyle.
23. If you don't believe khoa's greatness, you suck at life.
24. khoa's not hung like an elephant, elephants are hung like khoa.
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He won't like this once he sees this i can promise you that but very funny
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Has khoa ever met chuck norris?
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Has khoa ever met chuck norris?
Khoa is Chuck Norris :O
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Has khoa ever met chuck norris?
Khoa is Chuck Norris :O
Fuck that, Khoa killed Chuck!
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25) God can walk on water, but Khoa can swim through land
26) Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Khoa's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this machine as Palle
27) Khoa doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
28) Khoa CAN beleive its not butter!
29) Khoa CAN touch MC Hammer
30) Khoa can speak braille
31) Khoa's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. no one fools Khoa
32) Khoa can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
33) Khoa doesn't wear condoms. There is no protection from Khoa.
34) If Khoa did wear a condom, it would be a live rattle-snake!
35) Khoa counted to infinity. twice.
36) Some kids piss their name in the snow. Khoa can piss his name into concrete.
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25) God can walk on water, but Khoa can swim through land
26) Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Khoa's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this machine as Palle
27) Khoa doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
28) Khoa CAN beleive its not butter!
29) Khoa CAN touch MC Hammer
30) Khoa can speak braille
31) Khoa's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. no one fools Khoa
32) Khoa can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
33) Khoa doesn't wear condoms. There is no protection from Khoa.
34) If Khoa did wear a condom, it would be a live rattle-snake!
35) Khoa counted to infinity. twice.
36) Some kids piss their name in the snow. Khoa can piss his name into concrete.
fucking brilliant!!!! you are definitely now an official member of the greatest religion Khoaism. :cheers:
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25) God can walk on water, but Khoa can swim through land
26) Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Khoa's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this machine as Palle
27) Khoa doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
28) Khoa CAN beleive its not butter!
29) Khoa CAN touch MC Hammer
30) Khoa can speak braille
31) Khoa's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. no one fools Khoa
32) Khoa can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
33) Khoa doesn't wear condoms. There is no protection from Khoa.
34) If Khoa did wear a condom, it would be a live rattle-snake!
35) Khoa counted to infinity. twice.
36) Some kids piss their name in the snow. Khoa can piss his name into concrete.
fucking brilliant!!!! you are definitely now an official member of the greatest religion Khoaism. :cheers:
37) Only Khoa is a member of Khoaism. he is his own god. and noone elses.
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25) God can walk on water, but Khoa can swim through land
26) Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Khoa's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this machine as Palle
27) Khoa doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
28) Khoa CAN beleive its not butter!
29) Khoa CAN touch MC Hammer
30) Khoa can speak braille
31) Khoa's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. no one fools Khoa
32) Khoa can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
33) Khoa doesn't wear condoms. There is no protection from Khoa.
34) If Khoa did wear a condom, it would be a live rattle-snake!
35) Khoa counted to infinity. twice.
36) Some kids piss their name in the snow. Khoa can piss his name into concrete.
fucking brilliant!!!! you are definitely now an official member of the greatest religion Khoaism. :cheers:
37) Only Khoa is a member of Khoaism. he is his own god. and noone elses.
you might lose your membership with posts like that. khoa is the almighty. we are all inferior to our great god.
38. khoa's origin has been much debated, but i've recently discovered of where he was birthed. he was birthed from the holiest thing in the universe, himself.
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25) God can walk on water, but Khoa can swim through land
26) Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Khoa's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this machine as Palle
27) Khoa doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
28) Khoa CAN beleive its not butter!
29) Khoa CAN touch MC Hammer
30) Khoa can speak braille
31) Khoa's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. no one fools Khoa
32) Khoa can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
33) Khoa doesn't wear condoms. There is no protection from Khoa.
34) If Khoa did wear a condom, it would be a live rattle-snake!
35) Khoa counted to infinity. twice.
36) Some kids piss their name in the snow. Khoa can piss his name into concrete.
lol very brilliant keller ! :lol:
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39) Think of a hot woman. Khoa fucked her.
40) Khoa is what Willis was talking about
41) Khoa wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper
42) Khoa has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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HAHAHA i fucking love this thread, and now, Khoa :bowdown:
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KHOA FOR LIFE :bowdown:
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40)Khoa does'nt wear a watch.he decides what time it is himself.
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24. khoa's not hung like an elephant, elephants are hung like khoa.
haha class
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41) khoa never comes too early, nor too late, he comes exactly at the time he is meant to.
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can u please change that to 43)? I already did 42.
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well funny thread hahahaha
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khoa dont need to search for waldo.khoa is waldo
i know estupid one :cheers:
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44) Khoa once fought off Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Skora, Santa Claus, Jackie Chan, and all other extremely powerful people... With his weak-footed pinkie toe. :biggrin:
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that was weak^
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44) Khoa once fought off Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Skora, Santa Claus, Jackie Chan, and all other extremely powerful people... With his weak-footed pinkie toe. :biggrin:
I'm afraid you're wrong. Khoa does not own a "weak", and when it comes to himself, he is unfamiliar with the term "weak".
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45. the only thing that khoa's bad at is failing.
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no .45 is brilliant :biggrin: :biggrin:
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46)only khoa can do four revouloution move
that was one of the first commandments, so this must be removed.
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46. khoa has never had a threesome. the least number of women khoa has ever had in bed is 4.
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that was weak^
Do you think I was trying to be funny? The only thing Khoa finds amusing about mortals is how they bow down to him and do any task he commands.
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44) Khoa once fought off Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Skora, Santa Claus, Jackie Chan, and all other extremely powerful people... With his weak-footed pinkie toe. :biggrin:
I'm afraid you're wrong. Khoa does not own a "weak", and when it comes to himself, he is unfamiliar with the term "weak".
My bad. :thumbsup:
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Not very freestyle related, moved to general.
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25) God can walk on water, but Khoa can swim through land
26) Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Khoa's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this machine as Palle
27) Khoa doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
28) Khoa CAN beleive its not butter!
29) Khoa CAN touch MC Hammer
30) Khoa can speak braille
31) Khoa's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. no one fools Khoa
32) Khoa can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
33) Khoa doesn't wear condoms. There is no protection from Khoa.
34) If Khoa did wear a condom, it would be a live rattle-snake!
35) Khoa counted to infinity. twice.
36) Some kids piss their name in the snow. Khoa can piss his name into concrete.
Hahaahhahahha that some funny shit
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47) Khoa is what Willis was talkin' 'bout
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47) Khoa is what Willis was talkin' 'bout
i think this one has already been told
48.Khoa sells his urine in a can, it is known as Red bull
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49. When Khoa answers the door on halloween, the kids give candy to him.
50. Khoa doesn't answer the phone; phones answer him after he fucking beats them into submission by staring fixedly at them for a very short period of time.
51. When Khoa orders food, it comes. Fucking immediately.
52. Fuck the world -- Khoa only has one oyster: the universe.
53. They say that a rolling stone gathers no moss. That's bullshit. Rolling stones gather moss for Khoa. Especially Mick Jagger.
54. Khoa wasn't born to run. He was born to run tingz...tingz like the entire fucking universe.
55. Bono was wrong: the streets never have no name. Why? Because Khoa named them all. After himself.
56. Some people say that God created the world in seven days. So the fuck what? Khoa created god in less time than that. Goddamn amateurs...
57. Rafael Nadal may own the French Open (except for '09 haha), but Khoa doesn't care, because the French open for him. All of them.
58. Khoa can't king himself in checkers. He's already king.
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Bump
One of my favorite threads on here. I want to see some converts to Khoaism asap!
KHOA! :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
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Fuck, this was over 3years ago! I think I've been here too long.
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haha ... wtf !!! this is fucking Hilarious :043:
how did this thread came up?? :lol_hitting:
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It was the beginnings of a religion known as Khoaism. The official religion of Beyond Football. We actually had a poll on here 3yrs ago, and Khoaism was the most popular religion.
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It was the beginnings of a religion known as Khoaism. The official religion of Beyond Football. We actually had a poll on here 3yrs ago, and Khoaism was the most popular religion.
wow !!! seems so realistic :grin:
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25) God can walk on water, but Khoa can swim through land
26) Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Khoa's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this machine as Palle
27) Khoa doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
28) Khoa CAN beleive its not butter!
29) Khoa CAN touch MC Hammer
30) Khoa can speak braille
31) Khoa's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. no one fools Khoa
32) Khoa can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
33) Khoa doesn't wear condoms. There is no protection from Khoa.
34) If Khoa did wear a condom, it would be a live rattle-snake!
35) Khoa counted to infinity. twice.
36) Some kids piss their name in the snow. Khoa can piss his name into concrete.
LOL all of these are just chuck norris jokes, he just switched chuck norris into Khoa lol
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btw what happened to the Khoaism?
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btw what happened to the Khoaism?
khoa is the only one eligible for it... none of us are good enough to be khoaistic :sign0151: