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Freestyle Soccer Forum => Freestyle Chat => Topic started by: DanTheMan on Jul 12, 2009, 09:54: AM
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Tom Folan:
Tom Patrick Midget Folan was born on a cold winters night in 2003...
At the hospital his incubator failed and it is the cause of his lack and his phobia, of height...
He's so scared of heights that he cant even listen to the song called "Top Shelf" by Rapper "Outerspace"...
He took out his anger at the world by releasing many freestyle videos with Short duration, and with songs such as Get Low, in order to rebel against his phobia of heights...
His parents took him to see a therapist to help him with his problems... Conor McCarthy from Bognor was that therapist... Years of experience working in the pressure-cooker environment of Tesco's had honed Conors mind into a therapeutic haven, curing kids like Tom Folan with his magical presence....
Macca took TF under his guidance and taught him how to perform no touch combos, and also how to be an internet dickhead similar to Oliver Cherek and Leha, and of course Macca himself... However Tom, being from a rich background, declined to become an internet dickhead and instead helps innocent noobs like Balshi and Josh Clarky with topics such as how to correctly transport a football on an airplane....
FEEL free to add more, im sure Lucaso has some up his sleeve
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Tom Folan:
Tom Patrick Midget Folan was born on a cold winters night in 2003...
At the hospital his incubator failed and it is the cause of his lack and his phobia, of height...
He's so scared of heights that he cant even listen to the song called "Top Shelf" by Rapper "Outerspace"...
He took out his anger at the world by releasing many freestyle videos with Short duration, and with songs such as Get Low, in order to rebel against his phobia of heights...
His parents took him to see a therapist to help him with his problems... Conor McCarthy from Bognor was that therapist... Years of experience working in the pressure-cooker environment of Tesco's had honed Conors mind into a therapeutic haven, curing kids like Tom Folan with his magical presence....
Macca took TF under his guidance and taught him how to perform no touch combos, and also how to be an internet dickhead similar to Oliver Cherek and Leha, and of course Macca himself... However Tom, being from a rich background, declined to become an internet dickhead and instead helps innocent noobs like Balshi and Josh Clarky with topics such as how to correctly transport a football on an airplane....
FEEL free to add more, im sure Lucaso has some up his sleeve
This will anger a lot of people fasho, but in the meantime... :lol: :lol:
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Pawel Skora Origin:
One beautiful day on the polish tomato farm in July 1988 father bought one of the first TV´s in Poland and immediately started to watch his favorite sitcom "Farmer Palmer shows you how...". In this part famous main character Alex advised people how to take care about their faces during working on fields and it was soooo exciting how he used Avon and Clean&Clear stuff.... but unfortunately for man´s future son his pregnant wife came to room and switch the channel to Euro 1988 and whole family started to watch football match Poland vs Monaco. It was 5 minutes to end of the match when Polish striker called Amatw SKORED Goal. As a memory on first Polish goal in European competitions parents named their son SKORA and to master AMATW became his destiny... Ladies and Gentlemen, this is true story about.........
PAWEL SKORA (to be continued)
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god i feel sorry for you dan lol
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Tom Folan:
Tom Patrick Midget Folan was born on a cold winters night in 2003...
At the hospital his incubator failed and it is the cause of his lack and his phobia, of height...
He's so scared of heights that he cant even listen to the song called "Top Shelf" by Rapper "Outerspace"...
He took out his anger at the world by releasing many freestyle videos with Short duration, and with songs such as Get Low, in order to rebel against his phobia of heights...
His parents took him to see a therapist to help him with his problems... Conor McCarthy from Bognor was that therapist... Years of experience working in the pressure-cooker environment of Tesco's had honed Conors mind into a therapeutic haven, curing kids like Tom Folan with his magical presence....
Macca took TF under his guidance and taught him how to perform no touch combos, and also how to be an internet dickhead similar to Oliver Cherek and Leha, and of course Macca himself... However Tom, being from a rich background, declined to become an internet dickhead and instead helps innocent noobs like Balshi and Josh Clarky with topics such as how to correctly transport a football on an airplane....
FEEL free to add more, im sure Lucaso has some up his sleeve
Lmfao!!! :lol:
Great One!!! Very Convincing!!! :biggrin:
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god i feel sorry for you dan lol
:rolleyes:
but i laughed ..
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Tom Folan:
Tom Patrick Midget Folan was born on a cold winters night in 2003...
At the hospital his incubator failed and it is the cause of his lack and his phobia, of height...
He's so scared of heights that he cant even listen to the song called "Top Shelf" by Rapper "Outerspace"...
He took out his anger at the world by releasing many freestyle videos with Short duration, and with songs such as Get Low, in order to rebel against his phobia of heights...
His parents took him to see a therapist to help him with his problems... Conor McCarthy from Bognor was that therapist... Years of experience working in the pressure-cooker environment of Tesco's had honed Conors mind into a therapeutic haven, curing kids like Tom Folan with his magical presence....
Macca took TF under his guidance and taught him how to perform no touch combos, and also how to be an internet dickhead similar to Oliver Cherek and Leha, and of course Macca himself... However Tom, being from a rich background, declined to become an internet dickhead and instead helps innocent noobs like Balshi and Josh Clarky with topics such as how to correctly transport a football on an airplane....
FEEL free to add more, im sure Lucaso has some up his sleeve
:lol:
That line gets me every time
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I know Leha's story but I'm too stoned to type it :lol: :lol:
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LMFAO! This is the best thread in AGES ;)
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LMFAO! This is the best thread in AGES ;)
so contribute to it ! ;)
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has potential, maybe if someone would post a funny one....
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has potential, maybe if someone would post a funny one....
why dont you?
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Dan The Man:
Multi national cock who endlessly tries to be funny but fails.
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has potential, maybe if someone would post a funny one....
why dont you?
lack of inspiration. later maybe
Dan The Man:
Multi national cock who endlessly tries to be funny but fails.
funniest one till now. seriously
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Dan The Man:
Multi national cock who endlessly tries to be funny but fails.
:bowdown: :bowdown:
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:biggrin:
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Dan
one big accident
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Tom Folan:
Tom Patrick Midget Folan was born on a cold winters night in 2003...
At the hospital his incubator failed and it is the cause of his lack and his phobia, of height...
He's so scared of heights that he cant even listen to the song called "Top Shelf" by Rapper "Outerspace"...
He took out his anger at the world by releasing many freestyle videos with Short duration, and with songs such as Get Low, in order to rebel against his phobia of heights...
His parents took him to see a therapist to help him with his problems... Conor McCarthy from Bognor was that therapist... Years of experience working in the pressure-cooker environment of Tesco's had honed Conors mind into a therapeutic haven, curing kids like Tom Folan with his magical presence....
Macca took TF under his guidance and taught him how to perform no touch combos, and also how to be an internet dickhead similar to Oliver Cherek and Leha, and of course Macca himself... However Tom, being from a rich background, declined to become an internet dickhead and instead helps innocent noobs like Balshi and Josh Clarky with topics such as how to correctly transport a football on an airplane....
FEEL free to add more, im sure Lucaso has some up his sleeve
Lol.. +1
But I understand some people don't like it :rolleyes:
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haha i didnt read the bit where you called me an internet dickhead along with cherek and leha. I didnt know I was in their league :pimp:
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Fuck you guys... discover sense of humor and creativity :rockit: :rockit:
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Its impossible Lucaso.. have you seen the people who come on this forum!? When someone makes a funny thread people just get offended
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Its impossible Lucaso.. have you seen the people who come on this forum!? When someone makes a funny thread people just get offended
I am deeply offended by this post particulary ^^
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hahaha ok that made me laugh
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:bang:
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is a miracle oliver didnt cancel this threat
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Tom Folan:
Tom Patrick Midget Folan was born on a cold winters night in 2003...
At the hospital his incubator failed and it is the cause of his lack and his phobia, of height...
He's so scared of heights that he cant even listen to the song called "Top Shelf" by Rapper "Outerspace"...
He took out his anger at the world by releasing many freestyle videos with Short duration, and with songs such as Get Low, in order to rebel against his phobia of heights...
His parents took him to see a therapist to help him with his problems... Conor McCarthy from Bognor was that therapist... Years of experience working in the pressure-cooker environment of Tesco's had honed Conors mind into a therapeutic haven, curing kids like Tom Folan with his magical presence....
Macca took TF under his guidance and taught him how to perform no touch combos, and also how to be an internet dickhead similar to Oliver Cherek and Leha, and of course Macca himself... However Tom, being from a rich background, declined to become an internet dickhead and instead helps innocent noobs like Balshi and Josh Clarky with topics such as how to correctly transport a football on an airplane....
Tom's future plan is to go to tokyo and make a freestyle video from this trip, his doctor suggested to put song 'Big in japan' as a soundtrack for this video
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Dan, also known as Dan, was born in Dan, which is placed near to Dan(which is city but not village, although it looked a bit like city in the middle of viilage), it makes a big sense. When he was young, he was making a big carrer as Dan The Fisherman, but one day...Kwas accused him of cheating fishes. Kwas prooved that dan is using his dick as bait, people in Dan were shocked, especially Dan the Policeman and Policeman the dan. Three days later Dan was judging in the Court. Judge was a Dan the Muslim, who got his nickname after one case in which
he convicted two muslims, who are judging with Darwin.They declared that people are not product of Natural selection and they are not similar to apps, as defense Darwin showed Kwas, the power of this evidence made judge and muslims sure that People have common ancestor with mankeys.... Dan was scared, but he felt good when he hear the sentecne...Judge also know as "Mac where is your cap", who was smart enough to make money on imposible small dick of dan. the sentence was following:dan you must cut your dick,and give it for Dan the Bratte".and he did, when bratte got dans dick, he was shocked"wtf, dude, its so small How can I make a ring of it?"-said Bratte, who was well knonw as master of making rings of dicks. But he made it. After it the powerful ring gone. teen years later, the guy named Blazgay found it, he said, it looks as my dick, and put it on his dick, and he became invisible, and then on the sky the ass of sauron was shoved,Old charmer-Miran- said, We must destroy it or we all gonna die... but then 4emovek, the legendary Emo said, I can cut myslef in the name of sauron ass,
- Don`t do it-said uknown Gustav
-Why?
-beacuse Mikael Lindroth has stolen your razor blade
Mikael hit on the floor
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as so the stor of little pony has started...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA omg that was too funny... especially the Mikael part
Oliver Cherek:
Son of Pawel Skora and Patw Amsti, Oliver was born on the 29th February 1991, making him only 5 years old due to the leap years...
Part of a loving family, Oliver was told by his father Pawel that unless he could do amatw amatw nt in his first 5 attempts, he could not have dinner... slowly as he improved this combo, the challenge became tougher with Pawel and Patw only allowing 4 attempts the next month, 3 attempts the month after that, and so on... at the moment it is down to 0.6 attempts, making it impossible for Oli to get his dinner... So he joined a gym to get huge muscles, which he uses to intimidate random people to give him food which he so desperately lacks at home....
After his 4 amatw nt combo, Pawel and Patw were very proud of their son, and removed the amatw challenge... He now eats his dinner every day, and his favourites are Chicken with a sideserving of carrots, and on special occasions, Tofu with black-bean sauce purchased from the Chinese restaurant "Fuk Yoo" owned by master chef Gustav , whos special dish is the "Bjornburger"....
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ha ha....oli's one is awesome
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA omg that was too funny... especially the Mikael part
Oliver Cherek:
Son of Pawel Skora and Patw Amsti, Oliver was born on the 29th February 1991, making him only 5 years old due to the leap years...
Part of a loving family, Oliver was told by his father Pawel that unless he could do amatw amatw nt in his first 5 attempts, he could not have dinner... slowly as he improved this combo, the challenge became tougher with Pawel and Patw only allowing 4 attempts the next month, 3 attempts the month after that, and so on... at the moment it is down to 0.6 attempts, making it impossible for Oli to get his dinner... So he joined a gym to get huge muscles, which he uses to intimidate random people to give him food which he so desperately lacks at home....
After his 4 amatw nt combo, Pawel and Patw were very proud of their son, and removed the amatw challenge... He now eats his dinner every day, and his favourites are Chicken with a sideserving of carrots, and on special occasions, Tofu with black-bean sauce purchased from the Chinese restaurant "Fuk Yoo" owned by master chef Gustav , whos special dish is the "Bjornburger"....
hahaha that one is reaaly goo
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Dan, also known as Dan, was born in Dan, which is placed near to Dan(which is city but not village, although it looked a bit like city in the middle of viilage), it makes a big sense. When he was young, he was making a big carrer as Dan The Fisherman, but one day...Kwas accused him of cheating fishes. Kwas prooved that dan is using his dick as bait, people in Dan were shocked, especially Dan the Policeman and Policeman the dan. Three days later Dan was judging in the Court. Judge was a Dan the Muslim, who got his nickname after one case in which
he convicted two muslims, who are judging with Darwin.They declared that people are not product of Natural selection and they are not similar to apps, as defense Darwin showed Kwas, the power of this evidence made judge and muslims sure that People have common ancestor with mankeys.... Dan was scared, but he felt good when he hear the sentecne...Judge also know as "Mac where is your cap", who was smart enough to make money on imposible small dick of dan. the sentence was following:dan you must cut your dick,and give it for Dan the Bratte".and he did, when bratte got dans dick, he was shocked"wtf, dude, its so small How can I make a ring of it?"-said Bratte, who was well knonw as master of making rings of dicks. But he made it. After it the powerful ring gone. teen years later, the guy named Blazgay found it, he said, it looks as my dick, and put it on his dick, and he became invisible, and then on the sky the ass of sauron was shoved,Old charmer-Miran- said, We must destroy it or we all gonna die... but then 4emovek, the legendary Emo said, I can cut myslef in the name of sauron ass,
- Don`t do it-said uknown Gustav
-Why?
-beacuse Mikael Lindroth has stolen your razor blade
Mikael hit on the floor
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as so the stor of little pony has started...
I don't get it. :lol: :lol: But it sounds funny anyway. :thumbsup:
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Dan, also known as Dan, was born in Dan, which is placed near to Dan(which is city but not village, although it looked a bit like city in the middle of viilage), it makes a big sense. When he was young, he was making a big carrer as Dan The Fisherman, but one day...Kwas accused him of cheating fishes. Kwas prooved that dan is using his dick as bait, people in Dan were shocked, especially Dan the Policeman and Policeman the dan. Three days later Dan was judging in the Court. Judge was a Dan the Muslim, who got his nickname after one case in which
he convicted two muslims, who are judging with Darwin.They declared that people are not product of Natural selection and they are not similar to apps, as defense Darwin showed Kwas, the power of this evidence made judge and muslims sure that People have common ancestor with mankeys.... Dan was scared, but he felt good when he hear the sentecne...Judge also know as "Mac where is your cap", who was smart enough to make money on imposible small dick of dan. the sentence was following:dan you must cut your dick,and give it for Dan the Bratte".and he did, when bratte got dans dick, he was shocked"wtf, dude, its so small How can I make a ring of it?"-said Bratte, who was well knonw as master of making rings of dicks. But he made it. After it the powerful ring gone. teen years later, the guy named Blazgay found it, he said, it looks as my dick, and put it on his dick, and he became invisible, and then on the sky the ass of sauron was shoved,Old charmer-Miran- said, We must destroy it or we all gonna die... but then 4emovek, the legendary Emo said, I can cut myslef in the name of sauron ass,
- Don`t do it-said uknown Gustav
-Why?
-beacuse Mikael Lindroth has stolen your razor blade
Mikael hit on the floor
...
as so the stor of little pony has started...
I don't get it. :lol: :lol: But it sounds funny anyway. :thumbsup:
Nice to hear :thumbsup: :cheers:
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More and more guys start getting interested in dicks nowdays, lmao.
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Kwas("kwas" means "acid")
SO2 + H2O ? H2SO3
so sad :(
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA omg that was too funny... especially the Mikael part
Oliver Cherek:
Son of Pawel Skora and Patw Amsti, Oliver was born on the 29th February 1991, making him only 5 years old due to the leap years...
Part of a loving family, Oliver was told by his father Pawel that unless he could do amatw amatw nt in his first 5 attempts, he could not have dinner... slowly as he improved this combo, the challenge became tougher with Pawel and Patw only allowing 4 attempts the next month, 3 attempts the month after that, and so on... at the moment it is down to 0.6 attempts, making it impossible for Oli to get his dinner... So he joined a gym to get huge muscles, which he uses to intimidate random people to give him food which he so desperately lacks at home....
After his 4 amatw nt combo, Pawel and Patw were very proud of their son, and removed the amatw challenge... He now eats his dinner every day, and his favourites are Chicken with a sideserving of carrots, and on special occasions, Tofu with black-bean sauce purchased from the Chinese restaurant "Fuk Yoo" owned by master chef Gustav , whos special dish is the "Bjornburger"....
Really funny and I really appreciate you making one of me :biggrin:, tho I'm still pissed about your "let's beat Polands ass..." post so therefore you will still get beaten in London. Amount of time that the beating lasts has been reduced tho due to this nice piece of comedy you made!
For all retards, yes, I am joking, I am not going to hurt him. I will only hurt oli hayes.
For all you even more retarded, I am not going to hurt oli hayes
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i want to be hurt, hurt me.
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i want to be hurt, hurt me.
you cant be hurt your anal virginity was lost 10 years ago
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Oli you are hurting me every time we meet haha. It hurts like hell.
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Oli you are hurting me every time we meet haha.
Such lies
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Oli you are hurting me every time we meet haha.
Such lies
whaat it's not a lie! i remember several times where you've said "Give me money" and i say no and then you kick my ass :D
But I've been working out a lot, and I can now beat your ass. See you in London man! I'll be coming when you least expect it!
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More and more guys start getting interested in dicks nowdays, lmao.
beacuse few years ago, the number of boys who had dicks were less than 10%, nowdays, when the number of dick is growing, and more people have known, what is dick, they getting fascinated by complicated structure of dick.
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wtf.... :cursing: :cursing: :cursing:
fucking spammer, someone please ban this guy... he just posts 1-word replies on random stuff
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wtf.... :cursing: :cursing: :cursing:
fucking spammer, someone please ban this guy... he just posts 1-word replies on random stuff
Not going to ban someone for something like that. Warning and deleting of posts that only contain smiley icons is enough.
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More and more guys start getting interested in dicks nowdays, lmao.
beacuse few years ago, the number of boys who had dicks were less than 10%, nowdays, when the number of dick is growing, and more people have known, what is dick, they getting fascinated by complicated structure of dick.
And few people, like for example me, are experts in making dickrings .., ?
:pimp:
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if i was intellegant enough i would post summat but im not that creative n im slow in the head :'(